turk99
07-07-2006, 08:34 PM
I just found this funny song about a geriatric Spider-Man at : http://www.myspace.com/puddinheaddeluxe
The song is called "Spidey in a Diady". Give it a listen. These are the lyrics (as best as I can decipher them).
Spidey (in a diady)
feeling high and mighty,
yet a shadow of his former self.
Web slingin' superhero
with accuracy of zero,
charm excuses aged lack of stealth.
He can't afford his dozen pills
And photography don't pay the bills.
Least he can crouch on people's window sills...
He got himself a home health aide
at $20.95 an hour, (that's cheap!)
someone to help him shave,
someone to give him shower.
Now Spidey (In A Diady)
feeling fresh and tidy,
tries to join the fray.
The villians laugh and tease him,
they know he cannot seize them
so easily they run away.
Now quiet as a tiny mouse,
he sneaks around his filthy house,
and tries to reach inside the blouse
Of the teenage Mexican maid
who gets $6.95 and hour.
Someone for him to shave,
someone for him to deflower.
The song is called "Spidey in a Diady". Give it a listen. These are the lyrics (as best as I can decipher them).
Spidey (in a diady)
feeling high and mighty,
yet a shadow of his former self.
Web slingin' superhero
with accuracy of zero,
charm excuses aged lack of stealth.
He can't afford his dozen pills
And photography don't pay the bills.
Least he can crouch on people's window sills...
He got himself a home health aide
at $20.95 an hour, (that's cheap!)
someone to help him shave,
someone to give him shower.
Now Spidey (In A Diady)
feeling fresh and tidy,
tries to join the fray.
The villians laugh and tease him,
they know he cannot seize them
so easily they run away.
Now quiet as a tiny mouse,
he sneaks around his filthy house,
and tries to reach inside the blouse
Of the teenage Mexican maid
who gets $6.95 and hour.
Someone for him to shave,
someone for him to deflower.