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Iangould
07-03-2006, 04:09 PM
I know we aren't supposed to post links or news stories without adding commentary but this is just so damn perfect as is.

Putin's on some sort of charm offensive ahead of a G8 meeting in St Petersburg and in preparation for an upcoming press conference, people were asked to suggest questions which were then voted on in an internet poll:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200607/s1677866.htm


Putin quizzed on sex, drugs, 'giant octopus'

Forget politics, oligarchs and Chechnya: What Russians really want to ask their leader is when he lost his virginity, when he will legalise marijuana and when a giant fictional octopus sleeping at the bottom of the ocean will awaken.
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Ranked most popular on Yandex Monday with 8,080 votes was a question on what possessed Mr Putin to kiss a young boy on the stomach during a walkabout in a Kremlin courtyard last Wednesday.

Mr Putin stopped to talk to the boy, who was standing by with tourists. In images shown on Russian state television, Putin crouched down, lifted the boy's shirt and kissed him on the stomach.
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Among other popular questions for Mr Putin were queries on whether the president had ever tried marijuana and whether he would legalise purchase of cannabis.

One question for the Russian president from a source identified as a 17-year-old female named Nastya asked: "At what age did you start meeting girls and when did you have sex for the first time?".

More than 3,000 surfers voted on a question from Viktor, 29, on what Mr Putin thought about the re-awakening of the Cthulhu, a fictional octopus-like creature invented by 20th century horror writer H P Lovecraft.

Russian surfers also asked when conscription service into the Russian army will end, why there is so little affordable housing and what Mr Putin was planning to do about an increase in racist violence in the country.

Queries on increasing controls on a wave of immigration from former Soviet republics and making the Crimean peninsula, a mostly Russian-speaking province of Ukraine, a part of the Russian Federation were also among the top-ranked.
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These are at least some of the most popular questions being put by Russian web surfers to President Vladimir Putin on the Yandex website in preparation for a July 6 interactive Internet question and answer session.

Personally I would have asked whether Chechen blood tastes any different to German blood.

Charles RB
07-03-2006, 05:57 PM
More than 3,000 surfers voted on a question from Viktor, 29, on what Mr Putin thought about the re-awakening of the Cthulhu, a fictional octopus-like creature invented by 20th century horror writer H P Lovecraft.

Well, it's a valid national defense issue...

BlairH
07-03-2006, 06:07 PM
Well, it's a valid national defense issue...
Like hell it is.

There's an obvious liberal media bias present in this source. It is claimed that Cthulhu is a "fictional" deity who was "invented" by H.P Lovecraft. Err, no. That bastard is real. Metallica even wrote a song about him. Would Metallica write a song about something that doesn't exist? I think not!

Noah Johnson
07-03-2006, 06:24 PM
Like hell it is.

There's an obvious liberal media bias present in this source. It is claimed that Cthulhu is a "fictional" deity who was "invented" by H.P Lovecraft. Err, no. That bastard is real. Metallica even wrote a song about him. Would Metallica write a song about something that doesn't exist? I think not!
The sad thing is that this is the most credible claim of liberal bias I've seen in a long time...

Shellhead
07-03-2006, 07:05 PM
This is weird timing. My Call of Cthulhu campaign just lost a couple of players (due to extended travel plans, not death or insanity), so I've been trying to recruit some new players. It's gratifying to see everybody spelling "Cthulhu" correctly today.

Rachel Grey
07-04-2006, 01:16 AM
I, uh, damn.

Ia Ia the Big Fella, I guess....

atoningunifex
07-04-2006, 07:24 AM
Okay, I'll admit it: when I read that article it took me a minute to figure out that "Russian surfers" referred to web surfers and not Russians with blonde hair catching waves on the Caspian Sea or something.

I mean, I figured the surfers had some interest in an octopus god rising from under the water, but I was pretty impressed they were concerned with housing shortages and the like.

Still...that would be one gnarly wave when Cthulhu rose, right?

Perry Holley
07-04-2006, 08:15 AM
So how did Putin answer regarding the rise of Cthulhu? I mean, he's a big political honcho, he probably will get a memo for when The Stars Are Right and all that...

BlairH
07-04-2006, 08:56 AM
So how did Putin answer regarding the rise of Cthulhu?
I for one welcome our new octopedal overlord.

Jared_Humpherys
07-04-2006, 12:54 PM
I for one welcome our new octopedal overlord.

http://users.rcn.com/rv.ma.ultranet/images/cthprez.jpg


...Perhaps this is what Mike Smash!'s green party is REALLY about...

Pinball
07-04-2006, 10:05 PM
Yawn.

Now, if Cthulhu ever starts raping nubile young women, that'd be a whole other thing.