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Wesley Dodds
07-03-2006, 08:22 AM
Guys, I've been thinking.

You know how the internet is basically a whole bunch of pipes? Well, it doesn't seem fair to me that people would be using those pipes for commercial purposes when all I use it for is posting on message boards and checking my e-mail.

So, here I am trying to send mail on my internal computer network, and because the pipes are clogged by people sending movies it takes days for e-mails to arrive.

Yes, they pay for the bandwidth. But you know who really pays for the bandwidth? People like me, who get late e-mails because the pipes are clogged.

Maybe there's a market for a commercial internet. E-bay seems popular. But that's different from the non-commercial messaging service we have now which is, of course, essential to small business.

What we have here is a massive invasion of the world of the internet by people who are just out to make a quick buck and don't care about the little guy, and whether his e-mails arrive promptly.

That's why, guys, I have to come out against net neutrality. In fact, I think it should be made illegal to send large files over the internet, because it makes my e-mails arrive days late. My Own Personal Internet -- and the My Own Personal Internets of all of us -- has to come first.

SOGG
07-03-2006, 08:25 AM
I want whatever you're having.

Even as sarcasm, it reads like a Silver Age Superman story.

Wesley Dodds
07-03-2006, 08:28 AM
Even as sarcasm, it reads like a Silver Age Superman story

Well, it is a massive invasion of the world of the internet.

Superman would have to shrink himself down to the size of an electron so he could fight off bad packets of data.

Typo Lad
07-03-2006, 08:29 AM
Are you a US Senator?

Wesley Dodds
07-03-2006, 08:31 AM
Are you a US Senator?

I think it's sad that the only person stupid enough to splutter that dribble would have to be a US Senator. Or President.

Typo Lad
07-03-2006, 08:36 AM
You did read this (http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/?entry_id=1512499), didn't you?

SOGG
07-03-2006, 08:39 AM
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Man. Politicians are such an expensive luxury.

Wesley Dodds
07-03-2006, 08:42 AM
Yep, sure did.

There's a massive invasion of the worlds of the internets by packets of commercial data -- and that's why I can't stop an ISP from handling their VOIP packets faster than a competitor's.

J Dog
07-03-2006, 09:02 AM
Can I have what he's having? Cause it sounds good.

Mike Smith
07-03-2006, 10:58 AM
Well, it is a massive invasion of the world of the internet.

Superman would have to shrink himself down to the size of an electron so he could fight off bad packets of data.

I'm pretty sure that was in Silver-Age Supermans range of unexplored powers.