It's the All-New, All-Different, Out-of-Context Digest Thread!

[howyadoin]

Okay, it's exactly the same as the old one:

Awwww c'mon! Let a guy grow a little willy?

[Pepsigirl]

And here I thought you weren't going to be able to this until at least another hour. :D

[Tom]

Hey, that's not "out of context," That's edited!

[Smoogis]

Hey, that's not "out of context," That's edited!

Do you demand a recount?

[howyadoin]

Hey, that's not "out of context," That's edited!Yeah, but I only took out one letter and a comma.

Besides, it was all I had to go on at that point.

[Pepsigirl]

Its good for me!

Um, Jade... is it good for you?

Is it just me and my dirty mind, or does that sound wrong?

[JeffreyWKramer]

Is it just me and my dirty mind, or does that sound wrong?

Actually, it sounds great to me, but hey, I'm a straight male.

[TheLewisShow]

Think of the [b]children[/b!


Sorry, howy. I couldn't help it. Just seemed michaeljacksonish to me.

[Deathstroke]

Actually, it sounds great to me, but hey, I'm a straight male.

And your mind gives dirty a fantastic but very different level of meaning right?

:D :D

[Dom]

another satisfied customer!


She helped with a problem, and gave me contest fodder

[Sanagi]

Buzz Dixon likes numbers:
Six... Nine...

Okay, I changed the order, but... I could sense a dirty message in there somewhere!

[Mike Smash!]

Yay!

My baby is reborn... This is the only time a thread creation of mine has been this popular -- and probably never will be again!

I have to admit I'm a bit flattered at its ressurection.

[howyadoin]

the "goo" does leave a pretty good feelin.I guess that makes it all worthwhile...

[Deathstroke]

Yay!

My baby is reborn... This is the only time a thread creation of mine has been this popular -- and probably never will be again!

I have to admit I'm a bit flattered at its ressurection.

My What did you get on Ebay thread was resurrected by Slappy San, that's the extent of my big contribution to the high post count thread hall of fame.

And it wasn't even that big.

[Sanagi]

And it wasn't even that big.

Heh. :evilsmile

[howyadoin]

"I can beat a Pocket Rocket." ~ Lone Ranger

[howyadoin]

"Hey, I don't remember you being this nice to my ass" ~ Ronald Bryan

[Smell]

... the length helps...

Remember folks, looking down on it makes it look shorter!

Dom

smells cheese

[fly on the wall]

was resurrected by Slappy San, that's the extent of my big

.............

[Mike Smash!]

Here's a gem...

iTEABAGGIN TIME!

[howyadoin]

Here's a gem...Even in context, it still means what you'd think it means...

[solipsisticpenguin]

Even in context, it still means what you'd think it means...
and i hear tell, you're the first target. beep that thing baby smooth.

[howyadoin]

and i hear tell, you're the first target.Please. The little fella'll be passed out hours before me...

beep that thing baby smooth.I don't know what that means, but it sounds like the chorus to a disco song.

[solipsisticpenguin]

crhist i cna't speel todya

[Jasper]

Please. The little fella'll be passed out hours before me...


Yep it had to be done.

[Alex]

Please. The little fella'll be passed out hours before me...

.
Oh man, your overconfidence is so gonna get some balls on your head.

[Lone Ranger]

Jeff Smith's Bone will certainly come up repeatedly.

That one made me giggle when I first read it.

[DarlingNikki]

Well, just to make it official. Guiness is tops.

who's bottoms?

[Spike-X]

Punchy and howy discuss Secret Men's Business...

Boy that looks nice. Did you polish the top of it yourself?

I have to polish it regularly, and it's hard freakin' work.

[Punchy]

Punchy and howy discuss Secret Men's Business...

I thought I posted that on the OTHER board I frequent.

[Punchy]

Folks could jump to some wild assumptions reading this one. From Jeff's swinging thread:

The mental health field is one of several that attract a lot of sexual diversity folk ... Mental health, nursing and medicine seem to be fields full of both swingers and kink folk.

[fly on the wall]

Folks could jump to some wild assumptions reading this one. From Jeff's swinging thread:

Punchy- But that's what Kramer (or should we say 'crammer') really meant.

[Punchy]

Punchy- But that's what Kramer (or should we say 'crammer') really meant.


I know that's what he meant, but the first thought that jumped into my mind was "hmmm, mental health workers are attracted to the mentally insane and swingers, any coincidence there?"

I was speaking more of the out-of-context interpretation.

[fly on the wall]

I know that's what he meant, but the first thought that jumped into my mind was "hmmm, mental health workers are attracted to the mentally insane and swingers, any coincidence there?"

I was speaking more of the out-of-context interpretation.

Yeah, but what about all of us calling him 'Crammer' from now on? You know to get his goat. And what does he do with that goat anyway?

[Punchy]

Yeah, but what about all of us calling him 'Crammer' from now on? You know to get his goat. And what does he do with that goat anyway?

I bet you can find that answer on his thread.

[DarlingNikki]

...I too am a horrible, horrible addict. ...you can't beat the taste of Coke.

we should start a cbr support group.

[fly on the wall]

I've had over 200 cats in the last two years

Tom has made the same claim.

[howyadoin]

Okay, can I have your sausage then?There's a question I can never hear enough...

[Austin]

Tom has made the same claim.


fly, just because no one's quoted you in this thread doesn't mean you can quote yourself.

[Pól Rua]

hahaha!!! :D oh, I'm sorry to be laughing at your misfortune, just in a good modd right now. :)

There's a ' in M'Odd.
Trix hates you now.




___________________________________
Pól.

[mgs]

I take no guff from no Aussie, here, have at thee!! :)
last night. It was HUGE. Big with back orders

I think I may've got some sleep in the intervening time... not sure...

Wish me luck, folks! I'm gonna need it!
or I could do a straight cut, like so..
last night. It was HUGE.

[Jasper]

Posted by ta2grrl
Oh...its' easy to "get up" here...

Well that says it all.

[Pól Rua]

What's more shocking is how big it is. You have no idea.

No, but I'm eerily intrigued. Hrrrmmmm...

[howyadoin]

I got it full in the face like a porn star.You should invest in some goggles, buddy.

[Mike Smash!]

I've never seen a man so obsessed with ass pyramids.

.......huh?

[borateen]

Originally posted by Wesley Dodds:

I do the Orson Welles voice when I play with him.

.............

[Quarterwolf]

Bah, personalities are for the weak. Give me wooden boy any day.


Dirty dirty boy.

[Pepsigirl]

And you'll cook tacos for me and never have to worry about mixing vodka with oral sex again.



But, that sounds strange even IN context. Yep, that just sounds strange. Was there something you were trying to say there Jade?

[Lone Ranger]

I could identify the Taskmaster's crotch anytime.....




Looks like Ray has been spending a little too much time with his 'inventory' :D

[Quarterwolf]

I loved Mordechai's piece, and there are some good things in there...

Heheh. So dirty in my mind. I almost feel the need to shower.

[howyadoin]

My hands were all over your package

How could I resist posting this?

[Beatnikman]

I'd rather have a hot oatmeal enema
This wouldn't be quite so bad if it didn't automatically conjur images of Wilford Brimley.

Eeewwwwwwww.

[Dreadstar]

This wouldn't be quite so bad if it didn't automatically conjur images of Wilford Brimley...

Well... it didn't.



THANK you. No. REALLY.

[JeffreyWKramer]

The group sex was a bit much, though.

Too much of a good thing? Pshaw!!

[DarkBlade]

Oh bloody hell Beatnick, it was bad enough reading that the first time! Wha'd you have to go and say it again for?!

Though I should probably take comfort in the fact that I haven't the foggiest notion who this other person is, that has apparently horrified Dreadstar...

[Ta2grrl]

Quote:
Posted by ta2grrl
Oh...its' easy to "get up" here...

Well that says it all.

Ohhhh...what do I win...what do I WIN???

Booyah!

Erin

[howyadoin]

She is now possibly the coolest semi-naked hot chick I've heard of.

And that takes some beating.Heh heh heh.

[Solaris]

Oh bloody hell Beatnick, it was bad enough reading that the first time! Wha'd you have to go and say it again for?!

Though I should probably take comfort in the fact that I haven't the foggiest notion who this other person is, that has apparently horrified Dreadstar...

Unfortunately, *I* did. *shudders*

Just to share the joy, Wilford Brimley was the Quaker Oats spokesperson for a while---the old guy in the commercials with the wire-rimmed round glasses and really bushy moustache.

Of course, Jim's original comment *alone* was enough to freak me... ick.

[ShadowGrl]

Can I Play? How does it work? I love taking things out of context.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Can I Play? How does it work? I love taking things out of context.

Find something someone wrote in one of the threads that, taken out of context, is quite amusing. Quote said statement - without rewrites, leavign out important words, etc (that stuff isn't fair) - and post it here, with or without a jokey comment.

[founder81]

watching Iron Man run around and kill people.

. . . . . . . . .

[mattbib]

Please, please take my head off that pudgy wimp and give me a real man's body!
Who knew?.....

[Beatnikman]

Here you go, DB.

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/52/5/69-3501.jpg

One thing I love about CBR is how people are always willing to share your burdens. And your nightmares.

[Spike-X]

(to Mike Smash)
do you think you'll enjoy receiving?

Does Kim know about this?

[Solaris]

Originally posted by Joe Rice
Nope. He's a licker.

:D

I leave it to your vivid imaginations...

[Noir_Dark]

Sexual assault is often funny

...ok...
*****

[Spike-X]

I thought the dual action would be weird, but it really helps.


You asked for it, Flamey!

[DarlingNikki]

Who are some other folks who always make a great jerk?


now am i supposed to list the folks i'd like to jerk to?

[Jamboon]

now am i supposed to list the folks i'd like to jerk to?
If that wasn't posted here first...

[SteelTownr]

The Jerk store just called and they are all out of you!

:)

Mark B.

[Core]

The Jerk store just called and they are all out of you!

:)

Mark B.

Oh yeah? Well you're they're best seller! ;)

[mattbib]

Did I mention earlier how tiny bakla is in person?Errrrrrrrr...really?

[founder81]

I have had several 15 year olds staying for the last couple of weeks

Why have something rubbing up in your anus all day

Kathy Ireland admitted once

We don't need to see that.

Ma'am, could you pull your pants up? (shirt down?)

What makes these even better, you can put them together in differing combinations and its even more fun.

examples:
Kathy Ireland admitted once
had several 15 year olds staying for the last couple of weeks
could you pull your pants up? (shirt down?)

or

Why have something rubbing up in your anus all day
Kathy Ireland admitted once
We don't need to see that.

or

Why have something rubbing up in your anus all day
could you pull your pants up?

Of course Iwarrior's stands pretty good on its own:
Why have something rubbing up in your anus all day

[mgs]

All right kids! The Goon is so damn good that my pants explode. And here we get Mignola and Hellboy inserted into it . . .I want to make out with this comic book. That I meant sexually. It's going to be the next huge non-Big-Two thing. It's SOOOO damn great.
edited for extra fun, sorry joe.

[founder81]

The joe Rice quote just puts an "Indescent Proposal" type scene in your head, doesn't it.

or an "American Pie" scene in your head

[SteelTownr]

Oh yeah? Well you're they're best seller! ;)

I forget, did George have a comeback to that?

Mark B.

[SteelTownr]

Once it's in there, I send it down my throat. Sometimes, I even give a nice, satisfied "Aaaaaaaah" afterwards.


Val, what are you doing Saturday night?

Mark B.

[howyadoin]

Val, what are you doing Saturday night?I dunno, but it sounds like Pengy's got the same idea:
i just open up my throat and down it goes. since i've turned 21, i've not been so queasy about taking cold medicine.

[Core]

I forget, did George have a comeback to that?

Mark B.

Yeah, this is the part where you say you've slept with my wife.

[solipsisticpenguin]

Well, it's not givin' me a woody.

huh, well... at least there's ONE thing that doesn't.

[solipsisticpenguin]

My scrotum shrank in fearful aprehension.

and apparently, so did your font!

[howyadoin]

huh, well... at least there's ONE thing that doesn't.Heh heh heh.

[Dom]

never shaved mine, though.

too much info!!

[kmeyers]

Pengy sez:
never shaved mine, though.

TMI...TMI!!!

[kmeyers]

too much info!!

Great minds think alike...and so do ours.

[solipsisticpenguin]

yes yes... yuck it up, my pretties. you'll get yours one day. maybe not today... maybe not tomorrow... but SOON!

[howyadoin]

Pengy sez:


TMI...TMI!!!Kevin, I think you owe Dom a drink.

[Dom]

Great minds think alike...and so do ours.


I resent that, wait....do I?

[howyadoin]

yes yes... yuck it up, my pretties. you'll get yours one day.I keep hopin'...

[solipsisticpenguin]

that's our howy... classy to the end.

[howyadoin]

that's our howy... classy to the end.Are you sayin' this is the end?

[Dom]

Are you sayin' this is the end?

I thought she said "classy in the end" ..


Can you have a classy end?

[solipsisticpenguin]

I thought she said "classy in the end" ..


Can you have a classy end?
oh fer cryin...

give it a rest! :p

[kmeyers]

Kevin, I think you owe Dom a drink.

I blame my computer for the tardiness. Although it was a matter of tenths of a second, much like many Olympic events.

And I do owe the Dommer a drink...and a drawing(still, I know I'm a slacker) especially since I finally started reading the V for Vendetta he was nice enough to send me, free of charge.

Cheers to Dom Jigsaw!

[Dom]

I blame my computer for the tardiness. Although it was a matter of tenths of a second, much like many Olympic events.

And I do owe the Dommer a drink...and a drawing(still, I know I'm a slacker) especially since I finally started reading the V for Vendetta he was nice enough to send me, free of charge.

Cheers to Dom Jigsaw!

Just pour one down for me. Schlitz 40oz homie.

And if you hadn't mentioned that sketch, I would have forgotten.

[howyadoin]

Can you have a classy end?Not from where I'm standing.

[founder81]

It was mean to shock DICK.

anyone else want some insulated underwear?

[SteelTownr]

Yeah, this is the part where you say you've slept with my wife.

Oh, Well, I promised her I wouldn't say, so forget it, I suppose.

Keep the sunglasses, by the way.

Mark B.

[mgs]

so we call them our fuzzy hos...
:)



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[Sanagi]

:)



tencharacters

Ah.



^_^

[Spike-X]

about once a week, women I don't even know will come up and rub it. I'll just be sitting in the food court at the mall or reading in the campus library and sometimes a gilr will pop out of nowhere and just give it a rub as she walks by. It's very nice. :D






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[JeffreyWKramer]

It was Ron Zimmemran, I quite enjoy come ...

Whoa, dude, TMI!

[Dom]

Whoa, dude, TMI!

What? you've never had Zimmerman give you a pearl necklace?

You're missing out dude. Don't be so suburban.

[howyadoin]

I have a 17"-er myself, and I hate it when I have to use something smaller.Never figured you for a size queen.

[Ronald Bryan]

Never figured you for a size queen.
Just remember, Spike may have the largest gun, but he's only shooting blanks from now on.

[Noir_Dark]

Pretty hard to beat the banana.

Try using lotion.

[mattbib]

Heh heh. This'd make a great signature.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that Mattbib is right and everyone else is wrong.I agree with Lucky here.

[mgs]

Very thick? I've been trying to lose it for the longest time- and now you tell me it's Very thick...curses.
:p


tenyouknowwhat's :mad:

[mgs]

dammit! I couln'd get this to work cause I stopped the active x from loading the first time, and now it won't give me the chance to accept it, but oh well, I had my own fun with it.

Use your mouse to lean left or right. My record is 58 meters.
22 meters...sad. but he makes me laugh.
Tom, you've just occupied Howyadoin for life. :D *snickers*
Much like Dr. Johnny Fever - I seem to get better at this with each passing beer.
This game is a little bit harder when you yourself has been drinking.
Good lord I suck at this. I can't get beyond twelve meters.

[Paradox]

I'm the catcher.

Bit of an overshare, but, I'm still nosy enough to want to know who's "pitching". :p

[SteelTownr]

thankfully, i've never EVER liked wearing pants

We are all glad too, Pengy!

No wonder you are moving to a warmer climate.

Mark B.

[solipsisticpenguin]

We are all glad too, Pengy!

No wonder you are moving to a warmer climate.

Mark B.
hey now, THAT'S unfairly edited...

i enjoy pants. and everyone enjoys my wearing pants, for the bright-whiteness of my legs.

[Solaris]

Originally posted by Patient Boy
Now even if it runs out of energy, there's still enough back up battery power to ensure that it never fails on me.



I leave it to your vivid imaginations... :D Wherever you got it, I'll bet there's a lot of women out there who'd pay to have one, too. ;)

[JeffreyWKramer]

I knew she was going down on that one.

I thought, "What is she THINKING?".

One can only imagine...

[founder81]

her breasts are *his* property

what type of taxes do you pay on that?

[Solaris]

what type of taxes do you pay on that?

It's all garnishment.

:D

[howyadoin]

I was doing Velma.How was she, Don?

[DonC]

How was she, Don?



Daphne was better.

[howyadoin]

Meethraa rolls off the tongue (and... fingers) better.I liked CBR better when we had the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

[The Grand Beef]

Oh suck! I got outofcontextdigested!

Beefy!

[founder81]

my knees are finally starting to feel it

I left myself wide open

I hope your at home and not at work like that

[Deathstroke]

I hope your at home and not at work like that

Either that or she's one popular co-worker! :p

[Beatnikman]

Sorry 'bout this, Nikki ...
The recently married DarlingNikki says to macul
i want to rub you


Wow. I'm kind of embarassed even reading that.

[John S Osen]

Sorry 'bout this, Nikki ... Wow. I'm kind of embarassed even reading that.Me too, although I'm glad she's in touch with her feelings. "It stunk like a month-old carton of cream in Earnest Borgnine's jockstrap." :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[founder81]

we love you Nikki :)

[founder81]

So, the rule is, it's okay to pee on your own wounds to clean them out, but you shouldn't pee on others' wounds or let them pee on your wounds

No, no its ok, its only a pint or two of blood...please don't pee on me.

[JeffreyWKramer]

No, no its ok, its only a pint or two of blood...please don't pee on me.

Note to self = founder81 prefers #2.

;)

[Dom]

Don't make me go seperatist on your ass.

and after you separate it? Please explain.

[Jamboon]

and after you separate it? Please explain.
I object. This is taken way out of context!

[Dom]

I object. This is taken way out of context!

This is the out of context thread. They never qualified how out of context it has to be.


That'll teach all you ass separators.

[Spike-X]

i'm really digging forefinger's tongue...

Does Dex know about this?

[Spike-X]

I think they've had a couple of other girls doing Penny also...

This "Penny" sounds like quite a popular girl!

[Spike-X]

Brian really needs to get out more -

everyone here is damn fine

[founder81]

This "Penny" sounds like quite a popular girl!

Penny is the girl from Inspector Gadget.

[JeffreyWKramer]

... I dont eat boys! i promise!

I'm sure your parents are glad of that. Wait a couple years at least.

Remember what the President would say... abstinence.
;)

[Deathstroke]

I'm sure your parents are glad of that. Wait a couple years at least.

Remember what the President would say... abstinence.
;)


He says something, you can be the opposite is much better.

[Sanagi]

What, am I the only person here who has ever enjoyed a little quiet time ( ;) ) while watching Oprah?

Does that mean -
Did he just say -
Is he talking about -
Oh dear god.

[John S Osen]

I'm still a virgin and quite proud of that fact and no I'm not a butt-ugly nerd that can't get any.You call that experimenting! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Solaris]

I'm sure your parents are glad of that. Wait a couple years at least.

Remember what the President would say... abstinence.
;)


Actually, I'm sure Bush also thinks abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

[howyadoin]

"I want my pumpkins to start becoming BIG!"
~ Puma

[founder81]

This all relies on his mother letting him produce porn from out of her basement

Mother approved porn. There's just something.....not right about that.

[founder81]

Cap is out. Iron Man is out. Daredevil is half-way out.

Marvel is full steem ahead about coming out of the closet.

[mattbib]

I just had the worst Chinese of my life.Oh yeah? What was her name?

[Dan Apodaca]

Oh yeah? What was her name?

Who says it was a lady?

[Deathstroke]

Who says it was a lady?

Cream of Sumyoungguy?

[howyadoin]

"Your tales of your nephews make me want a little boy of my own."
~ Morts

[Dan Apodaca]

Originally posted by Mighty Broke

fingers in my pooper, right?

[Royal]

Posted by Howya...

Hey Kevin, my attachment is too big for your box.

I'd like to meet your Doctor of Bionics.

[howyadoin]

"you should stay away from any and all spinning meats."
~ Lone Ranger

[howyadoin]

Another Lone Ranger gem:

"I got a really good chuckle out of a Bare Naked Lady once."

[howyadoin]

"All i remeber about it is she had giant cans, and she rode a mechanical horse."
~ Alex

[howyadoin]

"Then I got sick and had to quit the balloon job."
~ MacQuarrie

[SteelTownr]

originally posted by J.D.

Once in a while I"ll get a jonsing for Fluff

I saw Fluff the other day, J.D., he said to say "Hi".

Mark B.

[founder81]

He's really touched. A lot. ...everyone knows how much I love Morrison,

But does Morrison know this??

[Paradox]

Nicole Lee gives recipe instructions:

... you have to mix the oil up with the nut butter.

Needless to say, Nicole, if ever invited to your house, I'm eating dinner before I get there. ;)

[Michael P]

1. Red Balls gives me wiiiiiiingsssss! Then what do blue ones do?

[Deathstroke]

Then what do blue ones do?

They give him pain.

[Rob Allen]

believe me, with that great body, and her wonderful smile and beautiful eyes looking at you ... it's hard.

I know that happens to me, but I thought you were female... :confused:

[Solaris]

I know that happens to me, but I thought you were female... :confused:

Ohhhh, the things you don't know about women! ;)

Of course we do, silly---we're just not as obvious about it. Hee.

[Rob Allen]

Of course we do, silly---we're just not as obvious about it. Hee.Oh, I know - I'm just playing to the gallery here.

And sometimes you are obvious... not the same way, but obvious. ;)

[Solaris]

Oh, I know - I'm just playing to the gallery here.

And sometimes you are obvious... not the same way, but obvious. ;)

If I didn't know you were playing the gallery, I wouldn't have tried picking on you ;) I know you better than that by now, Rob! :D

[Spike-X]

I honestly have no room in my drawers

Nothing to say about that.

Not a thing.

[meethraa]

How do you pop in and out without being green?

It's a question of hygiene, really.

[Spike-X]

Screw Boldido, first come, first served!

Mark B.

So is there, like, a cover charge?

[mattbib]

Well, last week it was the throat snake.
***ahem***

[howyadoin]

"Did I ever tell you guys my insane, insane, insane story about masturbation?"
~ Brian Cronin

[SteelTownr]

So is there, like, a cover charge?

Yes!

But Tuesday's is Ladies Night and CBR Members always get a 10% Discount.

Mark B.

[Jaye]

Though not having a lot of articulation, the Plastic Fantasy porn star figures are decent.

Whatever you say, Johnny.

[Sanagi]

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
I think they make a lotion for that.

[west3man]

I don't want somebody else's used shit; I want mine. :eek:




.

[howyadoin]

:eek:Damn, that does sound pretty bad...

[Lone Ranger]

Give me a nice fresh scrubbed woman any day

'Stroke must have a very interesting Christmas wish list

[howyadoin]

"I was wondering if you were gonna whip that one out."
~ Core

[Deathstroke]

'Stroke must have a very interesting Christmas wish list

Yeah, that's me, a freshly scrubbed woman under the Xmas tree is always tops on my list.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Yeah, that's me, a freshly scrubbed woman under the Xmas tree is always tops on my list.

Works for me. You'd be surprised how much fun one can have with those long ropes of garland.

[mattbib]

howyadoin provides details on his experiences with bestiality.
I've had caribou and moose, but they're pretty gamey.

[west3man]

came out delicious ! :p

(untruncated, btw)

[JeffreyWKramer]

I have faked it.

Say whu...?

[founder81]

And if it has to be young girls, I worked at a summer camp over the summer,

uhm...OK. Each their own I guess.

[howyadoin]

I used to love My Little Pony!Heh. No doubt.

[west3man]

Unlike many people, I can deal okay with the mouth shots.

There are no words.

[Deathstroke]

There are no words.

Maybe not, but there are plenty of giggles.

[Solaris]

There are no words.


Well, if you're taking a mouth shot, the best you can say is "AAAAHHHHH," so of course there are no words.

;)

You know, it's funny: usually I'm really dirty minded, but that one just went right past me. Hee.

[west3man]

I'll drink with all comers.

Talk about a discriminating drinker.

[west3man]

howyadoin gets around.
I've even done it in America.

Braggart .

[Hawk]

me too! I've got a REALLY big sword!

You think you know some people...

[west3man]

howyadoin wants the dish.

1. Who's got it?

2. How bad is it?

3. How often do you get it?

4. How do you deal with it?

. . . . . . . .

[west3man]

Paradox is in a state of disbelief.

Wow! And it's STILL that long??? You must've been sitting on it a lot. This'll help reduce the unintentional neck strains. ;)

Still looks great, though, xxxx. You'll get used to it.

[Paradox]

I'm still shocked! And my neck hurts a little. **adjusts seat** ;)

[JeffreyWKramer]

It always leaked and tasted terrible and I have a gag reflex

to which howyadoin replied:
They even have different flavours, but they're all vomit-inducing.

Not much else to say to that, really...

[Paul McEnery]

powder stuff is fun to play with.
So true. *snort*

[Paradox]

Davideaux noticed a gaping:

There are some huge spreads this week... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Um, bigger isn't ALWAYS better...

[howyadoin]

howy can make a girl squeal from the other side of the world. How damn good is that?Modesty prevents me from commenting.

[Deathstroke]

Modesty prevents me from commenting.

And don't show the pictures either.

[Perry Holley]

all three characters are going down.I didn't realize we were telling that type of story...

[BcAugust]

I didn't realize we were telling that type of story...


*blushes* Perry!! Admittedly, not as innuendo filled as the New Sentinels, but still.

[west3man]

Yeah, and since I was extra good and pointed it out, I get your stuff!Best pick-up line ever!

[SteelTownr]

Best pick-up line ever!

Please, feel free to use it!

Mark B.

[Ronald Bryan]

That was me! Me! I came twice in a row!


Remember ladies, Fabian is all man!

[Ronald Bryan]

Who is going to be willing to feed and walk and clean up after something slim, lean, and hard --
Someone has to clean up after those big, long, hard things.

[Paradox]

cosmic cat admits:

I have half a mind

'Sokay, hon, we don't expect much from cute teen-aged girls. :D

Sorry, sweetie, it was just TOO easy to resist! :p

[K'Nort]

Here drink this and suck on that

eep!

.......

[TheLewisShow]

the only tasting of ass is by your own hands.

I think I'll go drink out of the toilet now.

[Karl J. Barnes]

eep!

.......

Eep, indeed! I can't even remember what that was from???

[Paradox]

JeffreyWKramer gives us more adventures in swinging:

...the actual flavor was something unidentifiable, but very nasty - unwashed ass, perhaps.

**hands Jeffrey some soap and a washcloth**

[west3man]

But if I ate the cat, then I'd lose it forever.
Your mileage may vary.

[west3man]

F your boss.

Mark B.
I'm not sure if that's a recommendation or an order. :confused:

*wonders about Mark's boss's gender*

[Lone Ranger]

I lost my virginity within a couple weeks of getting my license.
Proof that Canada is the most highly regulated country in the world.

.

[west3man]

Proof that Canada is the most highly regulated country in the world.

.
lol

Beautiful.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Solaris offering advice:


Aw, crap---hope you get better access soon, 'Dox.
__________________

On what, not too sure, but I have some naughty ideas.

[west3man]

On women...

Originally Posted by fly on the wall
They drain you and suck out your essence.

[Dom]

Solaris offering advice:


Aw, crap---hope you get better access soon, 'Dox.
__________________

On what, not too sure, but I have some naughty ideas.

If you got something naughty out of that, you need a cold shower.

[Slam_Bradley]

Originally Posted by fly on the wall
They drain you and suck out your essence.

Well sure...the good ones do.

[west3man]

Originally Posted by fly on the wall
They drain you and suck out your essence.

Well sure...the good ones do.Beatcha to it. :p

[TheLewisShow]

even M.C. Hammer could touch this...even when he was good.

Oh how I long for the return of parachute pants.

[Deathstroke]

If you got something naughty out of that, you need a cold shower.


I didn't need a cold shower,but I got what he was meaning.

[west3man]

Originally posted by west3man
Yeah. I don't really have the hang of this, yet, but I still like those two.


:eek:

[Karl J. Barnes]

If you got something naughty out of that, you need a cold shower.

Tis funny, since I think that I always need a cold shower.

[Slam_Bradley]

But even without housing, I'm flexible.

Be still my heart.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Thor only likes to play with his little magic hammer.

That's sort of a personal issue, isn't it?

[west3man]

re: Kevin SmithYeah,his stuff was good for once.

[founder81]

I get out of there fast. They give good service. You never have to wait long

The perfect place for a nooner :eek:

You've been holding out on us, where is this place?

[howyadoin]

Also, Jackie reproducedAnd you didn't start a thread about it?

[Spike-X]

old folks deserve to die

That's a tad harsh...

[SteelTownr]

That's a tad harsh...

What can I say, I'm a hateful bastard.

Mark B.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Damn...in what context did he hold it then? Jokingly?

That's usually how I hold mine.

[howyadoin]

I'm totally gay!Does Kristina know?

[howyadoin]

a half naked girl sitting on me sucked...... a cool guy?

[Alex]

... a cool guy?
I knew that line was going to be editing to bite me in the ass right after i typed it.
It took you under a minute.

[howyadoin]

I knew that line was going to be editing to bite me in the ass right after i typed it.
It took you under a minute.Eat my dust.

[Perry Holley]

Eat my dust.*looks at the cloud of smoke surrounding Howy*

Err, I don't think that's 'dust', to be honest...

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

the one one time that i did do some thing like that it pulled off,

That sounds painful.

[Solaris]

How can you top THIS beauty?

Swallow THEN click. One of these days I'll remember that.


Wuv. Twuue Wuv.

:D

[howyadoin]

I thought he was going to rape my mouth hole.No comment necessary.

[howyadoin]

I'm still not completely a manThat last operation is the most expensive one, huh?

[Fabian]

Everytime I get quoted here, it's always something sexual.

[Deathstroke]

Everytime I get quoted here, it's always something sexual.


Welcome to the Perv club!

[west3man]

Around 11" between late Jan 4 and early Jan 6.
I guess it makes sense that he'd be "in heat" during that part of the year. :p

[JeffreyWKramer]

I guess it makes sense that he'd be "in heat" during that part of the year. :p

It's not a seasonal thing for me, thankfully.

juli is definitely happy the 11" isn't part of this context, though. Though she doesn't mind supersizing as the occasional snack, she considers that too big a serving for a regular diet.

[west3man]

It's not a seasonal thing for me, thankfully.Heh. Yeah. I was going to edit some qualifiers into that post to basically say that being "in heat" is a relative thing, for the Master of Perviliciousness.

juli is definitely happy the 11" isn't part of this context, though. Though she doesn't mind supersizing as the occasional snack, she considers that too big a serving for a regular diet.*shuts up now before feeling compelled to discuss the tmi-topics of WNBA players*

[JeffreyWKramer]

*shuts up now before feeling compelled to discuss the tmi-topics of WNBA players*

Hey, that sounds like potentially the most interesting sports-related thread I've ever seen on this board.

[west3man]

Hey, that sounds like potentially the most interesting sports-related thread I've ever seen on this board.My freaky mind hardly needs an excuse to consider such things... and here you are encouraging me.

For encouraging me, you're incorrigible.*




* With apologies to fly-on-the-wall.

[mattbib]

So who sleeps with me?
Take a number???

[Deathstroke]

*shuts up now before feeling compelled to discuss the tmi-topics of WNBA players*


MMMMMM......WNBA players....MMMMMMM.....

[Deathstroke]

Take a number???


The potential number of those WANTING to get in line dwarfs some countries populations doesn't it?

Damn that Pho for being choosy about who enjoys her charms.

[west3man]

MMMMMM......WNBA players....MMMMMMM.....
First time I've EVER heard of anyone e-drooling over THAT particular group of women, but more power to ya!

[Deathstroke]

First time I've EVER heard of anyone e-drooling over THAT particular group of women, but more power to ya!

I love women basketball players.

They don't love me, but there's only so much one can do.

[Sanagi]

Around 11" between late Jan 4 and early Jan 6.
Must have been a great couple of days.

[west3man]

Must have been a great couple of days.
You owe me a Mystic.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Originally Posted by Deus ex Chris
I'm thankful for Deus ex Chris because he's a really great guy who always seems to brighten my day.

The windex of every posters life!