It's the All-New, All-Different, Out-of-Context Digest Thread! [Archive] - Page 3

Deathstroke

04-03-2006, 12:09 PM

I just figure "CBR goes down forever". ~TypoLad

CBR is an 80 year veteran of prostitution?

Perry Holley

04-03-2006, 12:43 PM

CBR is an 80 year veteran of prostitution?No, CBR isn't 80 years old...

Deathstroke

04-03-2006, 05:17 PM

No, CBR isn't 80 years old...

Yes I know! :D

mattbib

04-13-2006, 01:08 PM

I like nearly all fruits, they are nice but I do not eat enough.
Neener neener neener.

west3man

04-28-2006, 11:07 AM

Keeping banging away. It's helping us figure out what needs to be fine tuned.
I can't think of a family-friendly reply to this one. Maybe Jonah SHOULD start that CBR XXX site.

Forefinger

04-28-2006, 12:33 PM

I can't believe that I never knew about this thread!

Deathstroke

04-28-2006, 12:40 PM

I can't think of a family-friendly reply to this one. Maybe Jonah SHOULD start that CBR XXX site.

Now that would be a message board worth seeing the mods trying to keep up on. :D

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

05-01-2006, 10:19 AM

[re: kmeyers photo on the "Show Me Your Visage" thread]

I bet you're beating off the girls left and right.

Now, if he could make that the other way around, he'd really have something.

Michael P

05-05-2006, 05:11 PM

We paid $50 for Tot. I tried to talk them down, but they weren't hearing it.

Damn gypsies.

Royal

05-05-2006, 09:19 PM

Bah. I seldom wear pants anyway. Today was no exception.

Gilda

Ya must have nice weather around there.

Gilda Dent

05-05-2006, 09:55 PM

Damn. I posted that like five minutes ago. You guys are quick.

Gilda

Deathstroke

05-05-2006, 11:20 PM

Damn. I posted that like five minutes ago. You guys are quick.

Gilda

Wow, we hear that a lot it seems...:D

GozertheGozarian

05-08-2006, 04:36 AM

Woohoo! Spankin' time!

As long as you're not at work.

Sanagi

05-08-2006, 02:41 PM

I'm mostly interested in Pirates.
Reasons for turning down a date that you don't hear very often...

howyadoin

05-14-2006, 12:28 PM

There's also gay men to consider, but for the most part, I feel you.~ west3man

Royal

05-22-2006, 08:34 PM

I'll sign anything you whip out for me.

Now that's funny

west3man

06-01-2006, 04:54 PM

He worked the SHIT out of that thing.
May as well get it over with.

Jeff Brady

06-03-2006, 11:36 PM

Overheard at karaoke tonight:

Don't put that thing in my face!

(Brian was passing the mic)

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

06-08-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Donkey-rimmers?

Sometimes these things just come at you fully formed.
I'm almost sure I don't want to know.

west3man

06-13-2006, 12:55 PM

And don't forget how mouthy the teenage girls can be......... ~hoffmandu (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3231060&postcount=8)

west3man

06-14-2006, 10:53 AM

My skill level is at "pointy end goes in the other guy" alas. ~Typo Lad (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3235601&postcount=14)

west3man

06-15-2006, 09:34 AM

It's like you're inside my head man. Really. ~Typo Lad (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3240526&postcount=103)

Pól Rua

06-26-2006, 07:24 PM

I need to a) drop pants ... b) get ... blown

Yeah, I know. It's so cheap.

Dan Apodaca

06-26-2006, 10:37 PM

Nikita, Nikita, Nikita.

I am a tweek whore.

OzBat!

06-26-2006, 11:34 PM

I put it out there like that, and someone's bound to use it.

GildaAnd here I thought you weren't that kind of girl.

Michael P

07-27-2006, 11:04 AM

Cut me some slack, 10 minutes is stellar for me.
This explains a lot.

Solaris

07-27-2006, 11:18 AM

This technically isn't from CBR, but this morning the cook at the Diner said that their morning special was "Boloney" ("Boloknee") and I thought he said "Blow Me,"... and it fried my brain.

Deathstroke

07-27-2006, 12:56 PM

This technically isn't from CBR, but this morning the cook at the Diner said that their morning special was "Boloney" ("Boloknee") and I thought he said "Blow Me,"... and it fried my brain.

That's because you have a perverted mind. Which is one of the reasons you are so beloved here.

Kahnno6

07-27-2006, 01:04 PM

"Blow Me,"... and it fried my brain.

How's that for a first shot at this thread?

hoffmandu

07-27-2006, 01:13 PM

And don't forget how mouthy the teenage girls can be......... ~hoffmandu (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3231060&postcount=8)

Great Odin's beard, I said that, aye? Meh, sounds like me.

Pól Rua

08-08-2006, 07:31 PM

Yeah, try digging down deep, near the bottom. Try to get your whole arm in there.

And that's the WHOLE post, ladies and germs!

i_mmmchocolate

08-10-2006, 07:08 PM

I couldn't bring myself to spit it out. I'd keep swallowing until there wasn't any left.

tsk, tsk, tsk.

Jeff Brady

08-10-2006, 07:33 PM

tsk, tsk, tsk.

That's the dirtiest thing you've ever posted/quoted.

Congratulations!

Michael P

08-10-2006, 07:35 PM

That's the dirtiest thing you've ever posted/quoted.

Congratulations!
Watch, in ten minutes the post will look like this:

______________________

howyadoin

08-21-2006, 06:21 PM

It is also a great way to meet 12 year old boys. I want one now. Dammit.Man, you think you know a guy...

Kishan

08-23-2006, 05:35 AM

keep that thing baby smooth.

... *grins*

Forefinger

08-23-2006, 06:16 AM

Oh, I am quite tasty, especially with a creamy Alfredo sauce!!
HAW HAW HAW

Puma

08-24-2006, 10:42 AM

Thank you for NOT scurrying like a cockroach last night.

did you have a date?

howyadoin

08-24-2006, 10:29 PM

I would have loved a longer, DickHah. No comment.

SUPERECWFAN1

08-24-2006, 11:23 PM

Hah. No comment.

Why....why can't a man talk about it in public ? :p

Loren

08-25-2006, 09:48 AM

"We want another child. We can't until both of us lose some weight." - Typo Lad (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3589837&postcount=7)

Forefinger

08-25-2006, 10:21 AM

I would have just peed on them all in rage.
Kinky bastich.

Forefinger

08-25-2006, 11:17 AM

Actually, it's because I'm secretly The Melter.

http://www.luchins.com/dickery/melter.jpg

Fear me, mortals, for IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!
Really? Tell us more.

Typo Lad

08-25-2006, 11:18 AM

What is this, pile on Typo day?

'cause I kinda like it.

Forefinger

08-25-2006, 11:19 AM

What is this, pile on Typo day?

'cause I kinda like it.
Really? Tell us more.

Deathstroke

08-25-2006, 03:22 PM

What is this, pile on Typo day?

'cause I kinda like it.

Group's your thing eh?

howyadoin

08-31-2006, 12:33 AM

I have to be careful not to abuse myself the way dad did.All I can say is, "yikes".

Jeff Brady

08-31-2006, 12:53 AM

All I can say is, "yikes".

I knew that would happen.

Jeff Brady

09-07-2006, 08:17 PM

I'm a fan who comes in and out on Superman
I just hope you two are regularly tested.

howyadoin

09-10-2006, 10:42 PM

I just hope you two are regularly tested.I was about to say the same to you:
I can't even begin to describe what his trumpet does to me.

Jeff Brady

09-10-2006, 10:49 PM

I was about to say the same to you:

I'm on a roll this month!

(Come on, he's been dead for over a decade.)

howyadoin

10-10-2006, 11:20 PM

My equipment is a bit out of date, but I've done it before.That explains so much.

StoneGold

10-10-2006, 11:22 PM

That explains so much.
There's nothing out of context about that.

Sanagi

11-17-2006, 02:39 PM

That reminds me, I can bring the Complete Bone over. Just let me know when's a good time for you.
Now me, I always bring the complete bone.

Puma

11-17-2006, 03:36 PM

TheTen-EyedMan

11-17-2006, 03:38 PM

When you gotta go, go with a rictus grin.

And bear down.

Gilda Dent

11-17-2006, 03:39 PM

If you want to contest a fine do it right away, don't wait four months and assume staff are going to recognize you or your original transaction.

and btw, $6.75 for three items being over due for two weeks, after the initial grace period? don't bitch.

Uh, I think maybe you wanted the out of context rant thread. This is the out of context sexual innuendo thread.

Which, come to think of it, makes this comment even more out of context.

Puma

11-17-2006, 03:56 PM

Uh, I think maybe you wanted the out of context rant thread. This is the out of context sexual innuendo thread.

Which, come to think of it, makes this comment even more out of context.

you don't think arguing fines can be considered foreplay?

Gilda Dent

11-17-2006, 03:58 PM

you don't think arguing fines can be considered foreplay?

I thought I was the only one who did that!

howyadoin

11-17-2006, 05:50 PM

When you gotta go, go with a rictus grin.

And bear down.I guess we need a Non Sequitur Digest thread.

Paradox

11-30-2006, 06:53 AM

TheTen-EyedMan ranted:

Just because I'm 36 years old and I work in a comic store does not fucking mean I'm a fucking pedophile.

Absolutely. Let me be the first to note that the comic store has no connection whatsoever with 10s pedophilia. :p

Boy, is THAT the pot calling the kettle black!

howyadoin

12-20-2006, 10:52 AM

I've played the role of "the mom" once or twice.Caesarean, I hope.

howyadoin

01-01-2007, 08:03 PM

He should never have believed Cronin when he said he's just stick the tip in to see how it feels.Dare I ask?

Pól Rua

01-09-2007, 05:55 PM

Fuckin A dude, this one has 7 functional orifices (the ears and the nose work too!)!

Made ME laugh.

jessecuster3

01-09-2007, 06:19 PM

Made ME laugh.

Unfortunately it was totally in context. I asked if his new girlfriend came with an air pump.

Pól Rua

01-09-2007, 06:54 PM

Unfortunately it was totally in context. I asked if his new girlfriend came with an air pump.

Well, I read it as 'fuckin' a dude', not 'Fuckin' A, dude'.
Which makes it much, much dirtier.
:p

Try it now.

howyadoin

01-12-2007, 12:20 AM

Unfortunately it was totally in context. I asked if his new girlfriend came with an air pump.Way to kill the funny.

Pól Rua

01-12-2007, 01:03 AM

It's okay, I think it's still alive...

Breathe, damn you.

Stand back... I'm gonna try and force some air in.
http://hotbeanbags.com/photos/hand-air-pump.gif

jessecuster3

01-12-2007, 02:39 PM

.
I would like to keep up with Rita's in general, but there's been 18 new pages while I slept. It's hard.

And neither JWk nor Solaris have posted in it !

Spike-X

01-22-2007, 11:18 AM

As for spanking - my wife and I do it...

I've also been known to smack the cat.

Is that a euphemism?

Dreadstar

01-22-2007, 11:38 AM

Oooops, thought this was the post-a-rant thread

StarsAndGarters

01-22-2007, 03:12 PM

Is that a euphemism?

I'll never tell!

Chris Nowlin

01-23-2007, 01:03 AM

I bet a foot-long weiner would make you feel better.

It definitely would.

i_mmmchocolate

01-24-2007, 03:22 PM

I think as long as you pay for it, you can have it wherever you want.
Um, okay, Ray...

Ray R.

01-24-2007, 03:40 PM

Yup. Knew that one was on the horizon.....

Alistair

01-25-2007, 04:31 AM

Yay!

My baby is reborn... This is the only time a thread creation of mine has been this popular -- and probably never will be again!

I have to admit I'm a bit flattered at its ressurection.

Heck, I'm pleasantly surprised that the "digest" thread, which I came up with back in the purple-and-orange days, survives at all. I'm pleased to see it's merged with your "out-of-context" version to make a new beast (okay, that happened a few years back, but I'm a little behind...)

founder81

02-07-2007, 06:02 AM

No, we're not fucking jake.

What's wrong with jake?

Spike-X

02-17-2007, 12:18 AM

All I know is, I can't stop touching it.

10chrctrs.

howyadoin

02-17-2007, 12:22 AM

Can you really blame me, though? It's really silky to the touch.

SUPERECWFAN1

02-17-2007, 12:40 AM

What's wrong with jake?

Yeah , he was a good dog......

Spike-X

03-05-2007, 12:05 PM

*Sigh* Sagging is annoying.

I guess when you're built like that, though, it's inevitable.

Spike-X

06-18-2007, 02:11 AM

I've been playing with it for over an hour.

What? No, I don't have much else to do.

tencharactershere

Chris Nowlin

06-18-2007, 02:15 AM

I don't get it.

Perry Holley

06-18-2007, 05:34 AM

I don't get it.That's because you're too busy going blind.

DonC

06-18-2007, 05:44 AM

I guess when you're built like that, though, it's inevitable.

You do realize, should Rin ever see this quote, she will shove her bokken so far up your ass you'll be spitting splinters for a month.

Typo Lad

06-18-2007, 05:44 AM

"Spitting". Riiiight.

DonC

06-18-2007, 05:48 AM

The joke was that they'd be coming out his mouth, but I like your idea better.

howyadoin

06-18-2007, 05:58 PM

Yeah, I yanked it.
I guess honesty is the best policy...

howyadoin

07-30-2007, 10:49 PM

you're playing with the possibility of getting a finger bitten off by a big ol' snapperMan, dating gets more complicated every year.

Karl J Barnes

07-30-2007, 10:51 PM

I guess honesty is the best policy...

But dishonesty makes you a "leader"....

darkhanamaru

07-30-2007, 11:55 PM

a leader in marketing that is for sure...

StoneGold

11-25-2007, 11:30 PM

Penis-breath is okay.

-Brian

It's a rule!

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

12-04-2007, 03:28 PM

Except for the panties, I'd think you'd moved into my old apartment.

Dress codes are for sucks.

Dreadstar

12-05-2007, 08:09 AM

Goddamn it, stop sucking already!

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howyadoin

01-10-2008, 12:15 PM

I was all hyped up mentally but the body was saying "fuck you" when I tried to take it to the hole.God, old age is a scary thing.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

01-10-2008, 01:45 PM

One of my friends who posts here, he's suck a cool guy, drinks Coors Lite.

Paging Dr. Freud!

howyadoin

01-10-2008, 02:08 PM

Paging Dr. Freud!That wasn't an accident. Just an unfortunate typo that Alex made back in the days when you couldn't edit posts.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

01-10-2008, 02:19 PM

That wasn't an accident. Just an unfortunate typo that Alex made back in the days when you couldn't edit posts.

Reminds me of my favorite Alex typo when he and I were arguing something or other with Tom and he typed "You're quite a gay."

Tom, of course, knew it was a typo, but Alex's attempts to retract it were classic. I've never seen someone stammer in type before.

Jared_Humpherys

01-23-2008, 07:24 AM

[I]f you beat the meat enough, I guess you don't have to use milk.

-Das

My inner sophomore couldn't let this one slide.

Perry Holley

06-27-2008, 01:42 PM

I love those little bones.Oh, I just bet you do.

howyadoin

07-15-2008, 06:12 PM

all i can think of is 'cock'.I, for one, am shocked and appalled.

howyadoin

07-16-2008, 06:57 PM

I can go all night with varied success.Shit, the jokes just write themselves...

mattx110

07-16-2008, 07:17 PM

Shit, the jokes just write themselves...
Honesty reveals more than truth.