You Have As Much To Do With Jesus As You Do With Scooby Doo

[Gail Simone]

Give the Jew Girl Toys.

Gail

[Cam63]

Fair enough !

[JeffreyWKramer]

Give the Jew Girl Toys.


The only toys I give out are kinky adult ones.

[TCJohnson]

The only toys I give out are kinky adult ones.


You mean like scrabble?

[TCJohnson]

The only toys I give out are kinky adult ones.


You mean like scrabble? That is more an adult thing.

[Spackling Compound]

Sarah Silverman...now there's a girl who can concoct a good rape story.

[Weetomuncher]

I'm going to pretend I understand this thread.

I like bagels, I really do.

[Sharpandpointies]

...pardon my total slow-on-the-uptake ignorance.

What the heck is this thread about?

[Ed Cunard]

Sarah Silverman...now there's a girl who can concoct a good rape story.

I'm developing quite the fondness for her act.

[TomStillwell]

Jesus is Magic!!!

[Lubichev]

"It would be a great way to learn how to have fun up inside your mom's ass?"

[shrike]

Give the Jew Girl Toys.

Gail

Just saw this movie last week and laffed my @$$ off.

I personally like 'You're gonna die soon'.

[Typo Lad]

I saw the music video. I loved it. Mainly becuase she's dressedlike a typical Brooklyn Yehiva gal.

Which actually is kinda hot.

[Weetomuncher]

I think her post was an anagram that has to be translated into Mandarin then Ukrainian then back to English to make any sense.

It reads 'Wugga wooly wind pops doodle doodle dee plop' which makes slightly more sense than it did originally.

[Sabrinaset]

The only toys I give out are kinky adult ones.

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

You really get the most milage out of Gail Simone comics. I mean it. Great writing, cutting social commentary, and intense satisfaction.

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Nope, you gotta use a Simone one. Now, when Batwoman by Grayson comes out ... yeah, you can be sure I'll be buying multiple copies of that one! :p

[Typo Lad]

Wow. Just think of the potential for papercuts.

[Weetomuncher]

That music video was seriously f***ed up.

I liked it. :evilsmile

[Typo Lad]

And for those wondering, here's what Gail's talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s&search=jew%20girl%20toys

[Lubichev]

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

You really get the most milage out of Gail Simone comics. I mean it. Great writing, cutting social commentary, and intense satisfaction.

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Nope, you gotta use a Simone one. Now, when Batwoman by Grayson comes out ... yeah, you can be sure I'll be buying multiple copies of that one! :p
Yeah, too bad you're going to Hell.

[Lubichev]

And Sarah will get nothing from Satan Claus except coal. Blasephemous bitch.

[Typo Lad]

And Sarah will get nothing from Satan Claus except coal. Blasephemous bitch.
Little known fact: Jews can't blaspheme. We're simply incapable.

[Lunar Daydreamer]

And for those wondering, here's what Gail's talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s&search=jew%20girl%20toys

That. Was. Painful.

Besides which, I prefer Blink 18Jew

^_^

[Lubichev]

Little known fact: Jews can't blaspheme. We're simply incapable.
Maybe you should tell her.

[Typo Lad]

It's not blaspheme because it's not her religion. Santa Clause has nothing to do with Judiasm... despite the beard.

You guys get to make Jew jokes, we get to make Christian jokes. it's only fair.

[Lubichev]

Making fun of Christians makes baby Abraham cry.

[Typo Lad]

Well, Avrohom Avinu is just fine with it, so there.

[Lubichev]

Yeah, so there.




All in jest, you realize, I'm sure.

[Typo Lad]

No, so there.

No not there, lower and to the right.

Lower.

Lo-wer.

Too low! Too low!

[Screwtape]

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy. I'm sure if you tried that with an Alan Moore book you'd have some sort of religio-orgasmic experience.

An issue of The Inivisibles would demonstrate the breadth of the term "mindfuck."

And I'm guessing with a Warren Ellis book it would be really boring for the first 20 minutes and then it would all happen much too quickly at the end.

[Spackling Compound]

Sabrina actually knows how to at least get the best out of what the writers have been doing to our other hole for years....

[Gilda Dent]

It's not blaspheme because it's not her religion. Santa Clause has nothing to do with Judiasm... despite the beard.

You guys get to make Jew jokes, we get to make Christian jokes. it's only fair.

Yeah, and part of the joke there is Santa Claus has nothing to do with Christianity, either.

Gilda

[Sabrinaset]

Yeah, and part of the joke there is Santa Claus has nothing to do with Christianity, either.

Gilda

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics7/xmas/zCrucified_Santa.jpg

He died for your sins, Gilda.

[TCJohnson]

He died for your sins, Gilda.


Of course, Gilda's greatest sin is crucifying Santa. She gives lebians a bad name.

[Charles RB]

And for those wondering, here's what Gail's talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s&search=jew%20girl%20toys

...my brain hurts.

[Lubichev]

Yeah, and part of the joke there is Santa Claus has nothing to do with Christianity, either.

Gilda
No, Santa was Jesus's half brother. Couldn't be the savior of the world so he was given the job of handing out gifts. A better job, if you ask me.

[Dark Galaxy]

I love me some Sarah Silverman. One of the most tense yet hilarious things I've ever seen on TV was when she was on the old Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, along with the head of the Asian American League, defending an offensive joke that she had told. She is the good!

[Hybrid2]

And for those wondering, here's what Gail's talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s&search=jew%20girl%20toys

hehe

Funny.
And completely agree.

[Merey]

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.



Heh! Noted.

[The Xenos]

Ok, is it wrong while watching that video and otehrs she's in, while laughing even, the thought "Damn, she's hot!" keeps popping into my head? Of course, I've always had a thing for Jewish girls.

As for the video... yeah.. f--- Santa Claus. He's sold out and has nothing to do with Christmas anymore. First he started sucking on Coca Cola's corperate demon d---, now he's whoring himself out to anyone. Remember when he used to be a nice Christian memetic character and saint? Now everyone's using him like the town bicycle. Like Bill Hick would say, he's just sucking on Satan's corperate c---.

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

You really get the most milage out of Gail Simone comics. I mean it. Great writing, cutting social commentary, and intense satisfaction.

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Nope, you gotta use a Simone one. Now, when Batwoman by Grayson comes out ... yeah, you can be sure I'll be buying multiple copies of that one! :p

Ok, that is either one of the best comments I've heard on here in a while.. or one of the worst... or both.

[mistervader]

That was a hilarious video, but it's so right.

Santa Claus makes people forget the point of Christmas, ESPECIALLY kids.

It annoys me to no end when a Christmas cartoon emphasizes some bad guy stealing the presents of the kid for Christmas, as if that's the only thing the occasion is good for.

[Pinball]

Yeah, and part of the joke there is Santa Claus has nothing to do with Christianity, either.

Gilda
Saint Nicholas, on the other hand...

[bert]

EDIT. . well damn. . just got caught up on the Coulter thread, and discovered that sometimes we Jews DO get prezzies from Santa (or at least, I imagine the CBR Mods sitting around only in Santa Hats. . like that hot Jake Guyllenhal from Jarhead).

[blackcanary_416]

Hey I never said the Jew girl could never have her toys, I think she forgot where she put them, to many matza balls to the head :) As for Scooby and Jesus...

[Larry Dixon]

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

You really get the most milage out of Gail Simone comics. I mean it. Great writing, cutting social commentary, and intense satisfaction.

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Nope, you gotta use a Simone one. Now, when Batwoman by Grayson comes out ... yeah, you can be sure I'll be buying multiple copies of that one! :p


Sabrina, you had me laughing so hard with this that I had to re-read it about five times. DAMN girl you nailed me good. :)

[90'sCartoonMan]

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Don't forget the Morrison comics. They're pretty kinky.

As for the video... yeah.. f--- Santa Claus. He's sold out and has nothing to do with Christmas anymore. First he started sucking on Coca Cola's corperate demon d---, now he's whoring himself out to anyone. Remember when he used to be a nice Christian memetic character and saint? Now everyone's using him like the town bicycle

Santa needs to be backed financially by large corporations these days to keep up with those huge Christmas lists kids have these days. Some say he's too liberal with his naughty/nice list, but in truth, the guy's just got a big heart.

Sabrina, you had me laughing so hard with this that I had to re-read it about five times. DAMN girl you nailed me good.

Ewww, TMI.

[Ogdred]

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

I've long suspected that you are actually a 47-year-old comic-shop clerk, living in his mother's basement. You've never even actually seen a vagina, have you? In real life, I mean.

[MacQuarrie]

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics7/xmas/zCrucified_Santa.jpg

He died for your sins, Gilda.
That was Elvis. Or King Kong. One or the other. They look so much alike...

[Sabrinaset]

I've long suspected that you are actually a 47-year-old comic-shop clerk, living in his mother's basement. You've never even actually seen a vagina, have you? In real life, I mean.

BZZZT! Wrong on all counts. Two X-Chromosomes here, never been a clerk anywhere, only worked as an medical intern and as a Denny's waitress, although I will be a resident soon, 22 years old, ... and well, technically, only an OB-GYN sees a vagina, generally, all someone sees is the vulva. Unless you're doing some stretching of the material. But, the term has been corrupted, I guess. Meh, what do I know, I'm not an obstretician.

[The Xenos]

Oh yeah, I am also reminded of this horrible/awesome movie:

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/santaslay2.jpg

[Ogdred]

only worked as an medical intern and as a Denny's waitress, although I will be a resident soon, 22 years old, ...

Yes, Sabrina, I know. You mention it in every other post.

[Lester C.]

Did I miss something between Ogdred and Sabrina? They are not pulling their punches at all. You'd think that they were married in a former life or something.

[Typo Lad]

I think she peed in his Wheaties.

[Ogdred]

I'd like to point out that, if my post had been like this:

I've long suspected that you are actually a 47-year-old comic-shop clerk, living in his mother's basement.:p You've never even actually seen a vagina, have you?:D In real life, I mean.;)

it would never have been controversial.

Similarly, if my response to Sabrina had looked like this:

Yes, Sabrina, I know. You mention it in every other post.:p

it would have been taken as good-natured joshing.

So, I apologize, Sabrina, if you felt attacked. But I'm still not going to use emoticons. They offend me in the same way that laugh-tracks do.

[Screwtape]

It's not blaspheme because it's not her religion. Santa Clause has nothing to do with Judiasm... despite the beard.

You guys get to make Jew jokes, we get to make Christian jokes. it's only fair.Dude, NOBODY gets to make Jew jokes. Goyim can offend entire city blocks with one well-placed ethnic titter. It's like, the last taboo.

Anyway. This is mostly funny because Sarah is right; Santa has nothing to do with Jesus.

[MacQuarrie]

Dude, NOBODY gets to make Jew jokes. Goyim can offend entire city blocks with one well-placed ethnic titter. It's like, the last taboo.

Anyway. This is mostly funny because Sarah is right; Santa has nothing to do with Jesus.
Gee, I make jew jokes with Typo all the time. 'Course we also make scottish jokes, conservative vs liberal jokes, and jokes about lots of other topics. The secret is to do it without malice. Jews know comedy. They practically invented it.

[Typo Lad]

It's because it's harder to hit a target when you're laughing.

That and we make the unfunny ones convert.

Or run for Senate.

[Screwtape]

No, I have funny Jewish friends who can laugh at themselves, too. But I don't see people who have nothing to do with Jews or Judaism making Jew jokes in a public forum (this is sort of tangential, esp. since I love Sarah Silverman and think the video is hilarious).

[neutronjockey]

No, I have funny Jewish friends who can laugh at themselves, too. But I don't see people who have nothing to do with Jews or Judaism making Jew jokes in a public forum (this is sort of tangential, esp. since I love Sarah Silverman and think the video is hilarious).

I have nothing to do with Jews or Judaism?
Err.... planet check sat: we occupy the same world space.
Er .... Judeo-Christianic religious origins check sat: Abrahim would agree as well.

I think we're wrapped up in our little PC closets a little too tight. Relax.

Oh...and no more hetero jokes from Sabrinaset---because she has nothing to do with it.

[Sabrinaset]

I have nothing to do with Jews or Judaism?
Err.... planet check sat: we occupy the same world space.
Er .... Judeo-Christianic religious origins check sat: Abrahim would agree as well.

I'm going to disagee with you, since I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

I think we're wrapped up in our little PC closets a little too tight. Relax.

Oh...and no more hetero jokes from Sabrinaset---because she has nothing to do with it.

"Okay, stop being so PC, relax... except for YOU..." Yeah, right. And I've had sex with enough males so that I can have fun at their expense.

Except ... I've never seen this guy before...why is he getting on my case, unless...

WatsonGlenn? Is that you?

[neutronjockey]

I'm going to disagee with you, since I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.



"Okay, stop being so PC, relax... except for YOU..." Yeah, right. And I've had sex with enough males so that I can have fun at their expense.

Except ... I've never seen this guy before...why is he getting on my case, unless...

WatsonGlenn? Is that you?

No. Not WatsonGlenn.
That was an attempt at sarcastic irony in statement.
Attempt failed. :(

[Super Sonic]

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

You really get the most milage out of Gail Simone comics. I mean it. Great writing, cutting social commentary, and intense satisfaction.

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Nope, you gotta use a Simone one. Now, when Batwoman by Grayson comes out ... yeah, you can be sure I'll be buying multiple copies of that one! :p

.......... now I can say what I want, no matter when, father be damned!

[blackcanary_416]

Last night, my g/f and I rolled up a copy of BoP #89 and used that as an adult toy.

You really get the most milage out of Gail Simone comics. I mean it. Great writing, cutting social commentary, and intense satisfaction.

You know how Fantastic Four has "The World's Greatest Comic Magazine!" as a cover blurb every issue? BoP is about to have one also. "Ribbed ... for her pleasure!"

BTW ladies ... DON'T use a Bendis comic for that purpose. I tried that once, and all we ended up doing was sitting around talking.

Frank Miller comics, no good either. I know someone who died after using one. They were in a car with it, and stayed in there for six months. My friend was reduced to eating rats at the end just to stay alive.

I won't even tell you what will hapepn if you use a Liefield comic. *shudder*

Nope, you gotta use a Simone one. Now, when Batwoman by Grayson comes out ... yeah, you can be sure I'll be buying multiple copies of that one! :p

You're crazy Sabrina :) I have to add something to the Frank Miller comic. When people use that I heard it results in an STD :(

[Screwtape]

I have nothing to do with Jews or Judaism?
Err.... planet check sat: we occupy the same world space.
Er .... Judeo-Christianic religious origins check sat: Abrahim would agree as well.

I think we're wrapped up in our little PC closets a little too tight. Relax.

Oh...and no more hetero jokes from Sabrinaset---because she has nothing to do with it.So, by that logic, bring on the racist humor, just as long as someone finds it funny!