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Michael P
06-19-2006, 01:33 PM
Of course, you'll have to run away to Jericho to do it... (http://my.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20060619/44962140_3ca6_15526200606191989033602)

To quote Milhouse Van Houten, "It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but ended in tragedy."
HomerJay
06-19-2006, 02:32 PM
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep gettin older but they stay the same age."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/david_wooderson.jpg
Royal
06-19-2006, 02:56 PM
heh.

Was wondering when someone was going to pick that up.

I've been hearing a lot of rumors about this in my neck of the wood. from the very factual (FBI found no harm or foul in the situation) to speculative (the Lesters are filing civil suit against Myspace). Nothing confirmed yet.

I do have to laugh though. One of the most common bytes the media is using is Mary Lester's statement that Kat "Wasn't even into having a boyfriend." If you been to Gilford, or even Reese...you definatly understand why Kat didn't want a bf. If I was a girl in Gilford, I'd turn lesbian before messing with the menchildren of that place. Mysogonists. All of them. I'd gladly cover my hands in Reesemen blood and make them humble. That's how bad they are.
Michael P
06-19-2006, 02:58 PM
heh.

Was wondering when someone was going to pick that up.

I've been hearing a lot of rumors about this in my neck of the wood. from the very factual (FBI found no harm or foul in the situation) to speculative (the Lesters are filing civil suit against Myspace). Nothing confirmed yet.

I do have to laugh though. One of the most common bytes the media is using is Mary Lester's statement that Kat "Wasn't even into having a boyfriend." If you been to Gilford, or even Reese...you definatly understand why Kat didn't want a bf. If I was a girl in Gilford, I'd turn lesbian before messing with the menchildren of that place. Mysogonists. All of them. I'd gladly cover my hands in Reesemen blood and make them humble. That's how bad they are.I like Mary's question of "If he loves her so much, why doesn't he just come here?"

Clearly a real catch, that one.
Royal
06-19-2006, 03:14 PM
I like Mary's question of "If he loves her so much, why doesn't he just come here?"

Clearly a real catch, that one.

"Before you get to see Kat, I'd like you to meet her brothers."

"Brothers? She never told me of brothers."

"Yep. This if Fred, Bob, George, Mikey, Jimmy, JeffyJoe, Luke, Matthew, Daniel and Ezekial."

"Why is that man named after a girl? And what's with the big sticks?"

"You'll see."
Royal
06-21-2006, 12:19 AM
Hate to dig this up, but I'm being nagged by something I forgot that was totally funny.

The Lesters got Kat a passport because "she said she wanted to study in Canada."

Along with all the other high school students going across the border when their 18, right?
Hiromi
06-21-2006, 12:33 AM
I find the most disturbing part of this story where they call Staind a Heavy Metal band.
SteelTownr
06-21-2006, 12:43 AM
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day

http://www.northwestnoise.com/images/kip_thumb.jpg

Mark B.
Michael P
06-21-2006, 04:02 AM
Hate to dig this up, but I'm being nagged by something I forgot that was totally funny.

The Lesters got Kat a passport because "she said she wanted to study in Canada."

Along with all the other high school students going across the border when their 18, right?
Actually, as I heard it, she conned her folks into thinking she was going to Canada on a trip with a friend and her family.
Typo Lad
06-21-2006, 05:23 AM
You know what would be sad? if they really were soulmates.
Citizen V
06-21-2006, 07:55 AM
More than half of Americna marriges end within 5-10 years and in divorse.

"True Love".........really.
TinMan
06-21-2006, 10:45 AM
I find the most disturbing part of this story where they call Staind a Heavy Metal band.

At least I'm not the only one... I mean seriously, Dysfunction and Break the Cycle were hard rock at best, now they're just emo.
Royal
06-21-2006, 02:37 PM
Actually, as I heard it, she conned her folks into thinking she was going to Canada on a trip with a friend and her family.

I know. What I'm saying is that they got her the passport to "study in Canada" when really, they got it for her so she can get loaded in Winsor.

To tell the media that she was interested in "studying in Canada" when over half michigan youth are getting passports to "study in Canada" is pretty hilarious.