A Classic Tot Tale.

[Typo Lad]

Suzannah was telling this story to guests over the weekend and it occurred to me that I’ve never shared it with you lot. At least, I don’t believe that I have.

Roughly three year old Tot and Suzannah are on the train coming home from daycare/work. All of the sudden Tot puts her hand on her own chest and announces:

“I have boobs.”

“Um, yes,” says a visibly uncomfortable Suzannah. “yes you do.”

“I have little baby boobs!”

Suzannah looks around to see if anyone in the packed # 5 train is listening. Of course they are.

Then Tot announces loudly:

“When I grow up I’m going to have big boobs just like you mommy!”

Chase yer dreams, kid.

[Michael P]

I believe you have mentioned this, or at least the last line, before.

[Solaris]

Yes, he did---but it's worth retelling. :D

(Not to mention, giving another nice consideration to Suzannah's eloquent rack.) Hee. Now if she google's her name, Mort's is gonna be in Trou-ble! :D

[glue]

Well, it's a new Tot Tale to me and it made my day.

[Typo Lad]

Yes, he did---but it's worth retelling. :D

Glad you think so.

(Not to mention, giving another nice consideration to Suzannah's eloquent rack.)

Eloquent? It can talk?!

Hee. Now if she google's her name, Mort's is gonna be in Trou-ble! :D

Only if she googles "typo Tot" and frankly, then I'm already a dead man.

[SOGG]

Eloquent? It can talk?!


You really, really, really don't want to set that up on a forum that's got Stonegold and Forefinger.

[Gilda Dent]

Hee hee. I did the same thing when I was four at an Asian grocery store. My parents were a little bit less amused with it than you seem to be.

Gilda

[Typo Lad]

Well, Suzannah just knows how to take a compliment I guess.