Why Does My Brain Work This Way?

[Cei-U!]

So I'm rereading "The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants" in The X-Men #4 admiring the parallel eating scenes that open the book when a random thought brought me up short.

Who cooked the Brotherhood's meals?

Did the others make Scarlet Witch do the cooking because she's a girl? Was Mastermind using his illusions to make them think they were dining on filet mignon when they're really scarfing down 7-11 burritos? Did Magneto maintain a domestic staff of enslaved humans?

And if Quicksilver is the chef, should everything he prepares be considered fast food?

Cei-U!
I summon the 12-issue crossover series to explain this obscure plot point!

[zilch]

Was Xavier the only teacher at the school?

[Roquefort Raider]

So I'm rereading "The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants" in The X-Men #4 admiring the parallel eating scenes that open the book when a random thought brought me up short.

Who cooked the Brotherhood's meals?




Well, in an old issue of the Avengers (drawn by Perez, so somewhere in the 180s or so) we saw the institute where all those anonymous henchmen that bad guys use were trained.

I'm sure the institute could also provide chefs, butlers, caretakers and nannies for super-villains.