X-Crescence XXII: Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

[dazzler_slave]

Have there been other Canadian Idols? How well have the winners done?

Cay
This will be the fourth. The first winner, Ryan Malcolm went absolutely nowhere. The 3rd place winner Billy Klippert did all right

Season 2: The winner Kalan Porter went multi platinum with a folk rock sound. 3rd place again Jacob Hoggarth however was the big success with his band Hedley selling major amounts of albums in Canada.

Season 3 winner Melissa O'Neil has sold a tonne of records too, and I love her! Plus she was the first person of colour to win here in Canada, being half white and half Asian.

I am hoping season 4 will be great!

[dazzler_slave]

Eh, I don't even know what your fairy ass looks like, I just know you're "Native Canadian" and like 6'-4". Oh and a slut too, can't forget that.
I posted my picture here a couple of months ago as well as last week. Too bad you missed out! Now you'll just have to make me up! BTW I am only half native Canadian so I just look like a white guy with a permanent tan! :D

[Cayman]

This will be the fourth. The first winner, Ryan Malcolm went absolutely nowhere. The 3rd place winner Billy Klippert did all right

Season 2: The winner Kalan Porter went multi platinum with a folk rock sound. #rd place again Jacob Hoggarth however was the big success with his band Hedley selling major amounts of albums in Canada.

Season 3 winner Melissa O'Neil has sold a tonne of records too, and I love her! Plus she was the first person of colour to win here in Canada, being half white and half Asian.

I am hoping season 4 will be great!

Is there a mean Simon analog among the judges?

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

Ooops, gotta go! Bye guys!

[dazzler_slave]

Is there a mean Simon analog among the judges?

Cay
Yeah, we have 4 judges.
Jake Gold is te emotional one
Farley Flex is the cool one
Sass Jordan is the level headed one
Zach Werner is the asshole. I hate him

[Cayman]

I kinda like the image of Canadian Idol being judged by Loverboy.

Cay

[The Fury]

You lot post too much.

Well, okay only about 3 or 4 of you do but that is enough.

[Affinity]

X-Cressers! I finished Marrow for X-Jam V. Check it out!

Psst, I know I am 101039382905 years late but I hope Matt finds it. *wipes brow* Man, my heart is racing.

[The Fury]

It is official. According to Google, I do not exist. :)

[Dizzy D]

That's why God invented funnels. And Dragon's Milk beer. And Irish Carbombs.

-D

Or Grolsch' "The Cannon".

True story: there has been a study in the Netherlands to link people calling in sick at work to special events (usually Netherlands playing an important soccer game). It all fit, but they had one peak they couldn't explain. They then found out that that was the day after Grolsch' "The Cannon" was released.

Unrelated to alcohol, but related to calling in sick. When I moved away from my computer 2 hours ago, I suddenly start feeling ill. Now I'm shivering all over and have a fever and have no clue what could have caused it. It was a hot day and I didn't eat anything weird.

[UNDGirl83]

Hi folks! How is everyone?

[Affinity]

You've become awfully dependant on your computer then, Dizzy.

Seriously though, that is weird.

[The Lucky One]

Hey, pretty lady! What's up? How're the wilds of Canadia treatin' ya?

I'm sure Brian would say hi, but I think he's off chasing other women. You know how he is.
;)

-D

[UNDGirl83]

Hey, pretty lady! What's up? How're the wilds of Canadia treatin' ya?

I'm sure Brian would say hi, but I think he's off chasing other women. You know how he is.
;)

-D

LOL That's fine, long as he doesn't catch any of them.

I'm doing alright, moved into an apartment in Manitoba. I'm still looking for a job. Got some more interviews tomorrow. I really thought it'd be easier for me back up here in Canada to find one, if I'd known this I'd have just stayed and waited it out w/ Brian.

How's married life?

[Jellobay]

Hi folks! How is everyone?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaack. :)

How the heck are you?

You haven't gotten sick from drink the water up there in Canada have you? ;)

[Flight]

How's married life? Oh, its great.
Strangest thing... we went to the cinema last night and she offered me a hakka-do-little.
Know what that is, sweetie? ;)

-D

[Flight]

Oops, wrong account.
Let me sign back in as Drew...

[UNDGirl83]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaack. :)

How the heck are you?

You haven't gotten sick from drink the water up there in Canada have you? ;)

HEY JELLO!!

I'm doing alright, as you can read from the other post life's not tooo bad. I'm not sicker up here then I was down in Knoxville. How's life, the baby?

[UNDGirl83]

Oh, its great.
Strangest thing... we went to the cinema last night and she offered me a hakka-do-little.
Know what that is, sweetie? ;)

-D


lol I have no idea what that is.

[Jellobay]

HEY JELLO!!

I'm doing alright, as you can read from the other post life's not tooo bad. I'm not sicker up here then I was down in Knoxville. How's life, the baby?


Very good indeed. :) He has been a little sick this weekend, but growing bigger every day. :)

My daughter set me up with a myspace account and I let anyone be my friend. Hell even Brian and Pete are my friends!! :eek:

My standards have lowered. ;)

[Flight]

lol I have no idea what that is. http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/8214/penis4ls.gif

Relax, its not real.

[The Lucky One]

lol I have no idea what that is.

Nor I... not entirely sure I want to, either.

-D

[The Lucky One]

Here come the woman
With the look in her eye
Raised on leather
With flesh on her mind
Words as weapons, sharper than knives
Makes you wonder how the other half die
Other half die

Here come the man
With the look in his eye
Fed on nothing
But full of pride
Look at them go
Look at them kick
Makes you wonder how the other half live

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us, the devil inside

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us, the devil inside

Here come the world
With the look in its eye
Future uncertain but certainly slight
Look at the faces
Listen to the bells
It's hard to believe we need a place called hell

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us, the devil inside

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us, the devil inside...

-D

[Jellobay]

Nor I... not entirely sure I want to, either.

-D

Flight has been off his meds so it can't be good. ;)

Flight don't make me tell Beyonce on you. :eek:

[UNDGirl83]

Very good indeed. :) He has been a little sick this weekend, but growing bigger every day. :)

My daughter set me up with a myspace account and I let anyone be my friend. Hell even Brian and Pete are my friends!! :eek:

My standards have lowered. ;)

You really have lowered your standards. I might make a myspace not sure though. Don't really have time to check facebook that much anymore.

Good to hear the baby is doing alright, the sick part sucks but you know, kids.

[UNDGirl83]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/8214/penis4ls.gif

Relax, its not real.

That guys as big as Brian ;)

[Flight]

That guys as big as Brian ;) Not quite ;)

[The Lucky One]

That guys as big as Brian ;)

...when you close your eyes and go to your imaginary happy place, I assume?

-D

[UNDGirl83]

...when you close your eyes and go to your imaginary happy place, I assume?

-D

I'm sorry Drew, I know you don't like hearing it.

[Jellobay]

You really have lowered your standards. I might make a myspace not sure though. Don't really have time to check facebook that much anymore.

Good to hear the baby is doing alright, the sick part sucks but you know, kids.

Let us know if you do set one up.

My wife and oldest have it worse than the baby right now. But they will all be fine.

Sorry to hear the job is going harder than you thought it would, but I am sure it will all turn out great. :)

[Flight]

I'm sorry Drew, I know you don't like hearing it. Honey, he's jealous. Its a guy thing.
*giggles with UNDGirl and talks makeup, gossip and cock*

[Jellobay]

That guys as big as Brian ;)

Brian, would you please stop typing under Kaliegh's log in. It really gets confusing. :)

[UNDGirl83]

Brian, would you please stop typing under Kaliegh's log in. It really gets confusing. :)

LOL sorry Jello, the password is all mine.

[UNDGirl83]

Honey, he's jealous. Its a guy thing.
*giggles with UNDGirl and talks makeup, gossip and cock*

Flight you and I have sooooo much in common.

[Jellobay]

LOL sorry Jello, the password is all mine.

But we all know the password is "pencil dick". Brian got that right away. You better change it to "Jello is all knowing" just to be safe. :)

[The Lucky One]

Honey, he's jealous. Its a guy thing.

Flight, son, be serious... who needs to be jealous?

(Aside from which, doesn't matter either way; my gal's already stuck with me.)

-D

[UNDGirl83]

But we all know the password is "pencil dick". Brian got that right away. You better change it to "Jello is all knowing" just to be safe. :)

Jello you always make me laugh.

[Flight]

Flight, son, be serious... who needs to be jealous? Of Brian? The whole forum apparently, dad.

[UNDGirl83]

Flight, son, be serious... who needs to be jealous?

(Aside from which, doesn't matter either way; my gal's already stuck with me.)

-D

That poor woman...I mean she's the Lucky One.

[Jellobay]

Jello you always make me laugh.

Thats my job to spead love and laughter though out the world. :)

It was either that or be Beyonce's boy toy, but Flight already had that job taken. :)

[UNDGirl83]

Thats my job to spead love and laughter though out the world. :)

It was either that or be Beyonce's boy toy, but Flight already had that job taken. :)

I think he's doing that just so he can get close to Jay-Z.

[Foley]

I think he's doing that just so he can get close to Jay-Z.

but jayz has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one:p

[Flight]

Beast, why does it seem that you always try to make an argument out of everything? Awww, Beast leave him alone you bully!

[The Lucky One]

So I checked two different comic stores today for Scott Pilgrim trades... nary a one. I'm beginning to think this is a comic invented purely for NCBD and everyone who keeps recommending the past trades is just in on the joke.

-D

[Foley]

good morning ladies :)

[Flight]

good morning ladies :) Hi there handsome!

[Zombienorthstar]

I think he's doing that just so he can get close to Jay-Z.


That mans lucky he has money...because he is UG-ly

[Foley]

How is everyone on this out of control party board?

[Zombienorthstar]

How is everyone on this out of control party board?


We're out of control and partying...


Its funny how your adjectives are so apt.

[the gypsy Naemah]

How is everyone on this out of control party board?

I just love how I come on here and I never know where the conversation went to. It's great :D

-Jessica

[Foley]

Sounds like a lot of fun. i think i'm going to prove that i am an out of control dork and play some WoW. Ya'll try and behave

[Foley]

double post :(

[the gypsy Naemah]

Sounds like a lot of fun. i think i'm going to prove that i am an out of control dork and play some WoW. Ya'll try and behave

Why does everyone and their mom except for me play WoW. Seriously.

-Jessica

[The Lucky One]

I just love how I come on here and I never know where the conversation went to. It's great :D

The presence of an honest-to-God woman in a place they feel safe causes most members of the genus Comicbook Nerdus to scurry for cover, feeling their personal space has been violated. But if you stay still for long enough and make it clear you mean them no harm, they will eventually emerge from their hiding places and go about their regular activities in the presence of an outsider. Let's just stay here for a bit, see if we can coax the li'l buggers back out. Crikey!

-D

[The Lucky One]

Why does everyone and their mom except for me play WoW. Seriously.

Because they're dorks.

I don't, by the way.

-D

[Cayman]

*crawls out from under desk to see if the non-work-safe stuff is gone.*

Cay

[The Lucky One]

*crawls out from under desk to see if the non-work-safe stuff is gone.*

You mean, has Flight stopped posting pictures of guys slapping other guys with giant fake dongs?

Yeah, it's gone. For now.

-D

[Foley]

Hey! nothing wrong with a little bit of WoW playing. I'm watching ESPN at the same time to keep my kickass factor up!

[Zombienorthstar]

You mean, has Flight stopped posting pictures of guys slapping other guys with giant fake dongs?

Yeah, it's gone. For now.

-D


That sort of thing....you cant fight it.

[UNDGirl83]

I'm still here. I don't play WoW, I don't know what that is but I don't play any games. I know Brian doesn't do any computer games either, except for that dam Party Poker. I swear that bastard thinks about skipping sex when he's playing cards.

[The Lucky One]

Hey! nothing wrong with a little bit of WoW playing. I'm watching ESPN at the same time to keep my kickass factor up!

Dude, if you're not simultaneously eating a douible bacon cheeseburger and having sex with a hot woman, there is no way to keep your "kickass factor" up while playing WoW. Nuh-uh.

-D

[UNDGirl83]

The presence of an honest-to-God woman in a place they feel safe causes most members of the genus Comicbook Nerdus to scurry for cover, feeling their personal space has been violated. But if you stay still for long enough and make it clear you mean them no harm, they will eventually emerge from their hiding places and go about their regular activities in the presence of an outsider. Let's just stay here for a bit, see if we can coax the li'l buggers back out. Crikey!

-D

That's one of the good things about this place, X-Cres, women can come and post and the guys in this thread aren't like those old men from the nude beach scene in EuroTrip,'' GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL". They actually seem to have lives outside of comics and are relatively normal folk. Although, we could all be lieing and I could really be a 43yr old livin in my mother's basement.

[The Lucky One]

I swear that bastard thinks about skipping sex when he's playing cards.

Just tell me he doesn't yell out "good, now flop the queen... flop the queen... flopthequeenflopthequeenflopthequeen....... ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!!" at the moment of climax.

-D

[Cayman]

Hey, the De Filippis/Weir team is working on Checkmate issue 6!

And Craig Kyle and Chris Yost are killing off Checkmate in issue 7.

Cay

[Flight]

You mean, has Flight stopped posting pictures of guys slapping other guys with giant fake dongs?

Yeah, it's gone. For now. Oops, sorry Cayman!

[The Lucky One]

Although, we could all be lieing and I could really be a 43yr old livin in my mother's basement.

Pssssh... with you dating Brian? Yeah, last time I checked the betting was about 12 to 7 in favor of that.

-D

[UNDGirl83]

Just tell me he doesn't yell out "good, now flop the queen... flop the queen... flopthequeenflopthequeenflopthequeen....... ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!!" at the moment of climax.

-D

LOL no but he has used poker terms before in other aspects. We were fighting one night and I kept telling him he as wrong and he was adament that he wasn't that eventually I would see his way of thinking and why he did what he did. Although instead of saying it like that, he told me he'd catch me on the river and win the hand. I started laughing, end of fight. I don't even remember what the dumb shit did.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Yeah. As for WoW, my friend plays, and he was telling me about this thing called girlfriend agro or something. Still a little confusion, but basically he said I should be flattered.

Okay?

Haha.

-Jessica

[Jack Flash]

hold on mom, I am busy! ooops.

Hey K! How's Canada treating you?! Howdy Gypsy. I dunno if we've met. I'm Jed.

[Zombienorthstar]

I'm still here. I don't play WoW, I don't know what that is but I don't play any games. I know Brian doesn't do any computer games either, except for that dam Party Poker. I swear that bastard thinks about skipping sex when he's playing cards.


If i was straight and american and your boyfriend Kay...id never play Party Poker...id always be screwing you :D


The women of the world lost a great asset when i went to Boystown.;)

[UNDGirl83]

Pssssh... with you dating Brian? Yeah, last time I checked the betting was about 12 to 7 in favor of that.

-D

Actually my name is Kay...but that's K for Kyle.

[Jack Flash]

i play that X-men Legends II game. but I am still on level 3 or something. I always have my people die by those invulnerable peeps. but at least they all look cute in their AOA gear.

[UNDGirl83]

hold on mom, I am busy! ooops.

Hey K! How's Canada treating you?! Howdy Gypsy. I dunno if we've met. I'm Jed.

Hey Jed!! How are ya? Canada is Canada. Stanley Cup is gonna be on and I'm gonna be clued w/ my hot wings and beer. Job hunt is still...jobless. I've found a few part time things I'm doing and hoping the Fall turns out better. I did get an apartment though in Manitoba. How's the family? Kids doing good?

[UNDGirl83]

If i was straight and american and your boyfriend Kay...id never play Party Poker...id always be screwing you :D


The women of the world lost a great asset when i went to Boystown.;)

LOL I'm sure they did.

[the gypsy Naemah]

The women of the world lost a great asset when i went to Boystown.;)

I lost a great asset when my boyfriend went to Cuba... :(

-Jessica

[Zombienorthstar]

LOL I'm sure they did.


My mum says so anyway....

She really wanted grandkids.:D

[The Lucky One]

Job hunt is still...jobless.

Sorry to hear about your woes, K. If you look back 10-15 pages, new poster Mariah was telling us about her after-hours job on the street corner... wose comes to worse, maybe you could ask her for some tips.
:D

-D

[Jack Flash]

Hey Jed!! How are ya? Canada is Canada. Stanley Cup is gonna be on and I'm gonna be clued w/ my hot wings and beer. Job hunt is still...jobless. I've found a few part time things I'm doing and hoping the Fall turns out better. I did get an apartment though in Manitoba. How's the family? Kids doing good?

kids are great. teething and temper tantrums out the wahoo! I'll keep my fingers crossed on the jobs. Stanley cup is hockey? or Horse racing?

I like Canada. I'd move there if it weren't so cold!

[The Lucky One]

I lost a great asset when my boyfriend went to Cuba... :(

Aren't you like 16, Jess? Don't mean to offend, not to downplay things, but how long had you guys been dating?

-D

[Jack Flash]

My mum says so anyway....

She really wanted grandkids.:D

she can still get them! :D

[UNDGirl83]

kids are great. teething and temper tantrums out the wahoo! I'll keep my fingers crossed on the jobs. Stanley cup is hockey? or Horse racing?

I like Canada. I'd move there if it weren't so cold!

Awwwww, lil babies are sooo cute but yea, the teething and tantrums are rough, I remember when Brian would throw tantrums...wait...nm.


Yea Stanley Cup is hockey, it's AWESOME!!! Nothing else beats it.

It's not too cold here, nice summer time.

[Zombienorthstar]

she can still get them! :D


Yeah i know lol...are your kids adopted Jack? Or was their fiddling with turkey basters?

[UNDGirl83]

Sorry to hear about your woes, K. If you look back 10-15 pages, new poster Mariah was telling us about her after-hours job on the street corner... wose comes to worse, maybe you could ask her for some tips.
:D

-D

That'd be the only way you'd get close to my pants Drew.

[The Lucky One]

Stanley cup is hockey? or Horse racing?

Hockey. ;)

Reminds me of something I read this weekend, in the Avengers/Thunderbolts TPB I picked up. Baron Zemo is attempting to reassure the world on camera that he and the T-bolts will take care of a crisis:

Zemo: "Don't worry, we'll have this taken care of in time for the fine people of Minnesota to watch the Packers game later!"
Atlas: "That's the Vikings!"
Moonstone: "Honestly, Zemo, if you're going to play to the cameras, make sure you know what you're talking about."
Zemo: "Oh, shut up. Do Americans even care about baseball anymore?"
Atlas: "Football!"

:D

-D

[Jack Flash]

Yeah i know lol...are your kids adopted Jack? Or was their fiddling with turkey basters?

my kiddos are adopted. no turkey for me.


I figured out how to deal with my 2 year old by alternately watching Flight and Brian throw tantrums and watching Jello diffuse them!

[Cayman]

Oops, sorry Cayman!

That's ok. I just had no idea I was being videotaped that day.

Cay

[The Lucky One]

That'd be the only way you'd get close to my pants Drew.

Sweetie, not to burst your bubble, but... who's trying?
:cool:

-D

[UNDGirl83]

my kiddos are adopted. no turkey for me.


I figured out how to deal with my 2 year old by alternately watching Flight and Brian throw tantrums and watching Jello diffuse them!
Kids can be so loveable sometimes and other times you just want to grab by the neck and launch them into the woods.

[Jack Flash]

That's ok. I just had no idea I was being videotaped that day.

Cay

LOL.

Cay for President.

[UNDGirl83]

Sweetie, not to burst your bubble, but... who's trying?
:cool:

-D

Please darling, we both know that if the oppotunity arose you'd bounce me like Flight would an autographed pair of Beyonce's panties.

[Jack Flash]

Kids can be so loveable sometimes and other times you just want to grab by the neck and launch them into the woods.

bwahahahaahahaaha, marks Kay off the babysitter list!!!!

J/K, I know whatcha mean. Yesterday my almost 2 year old threw himself on the ground and started kicking and screaming in the middle of Wal-Mart. It was so fun. I bought him his first action figures though. (Young Avengers set), I am not an action figure guy, but I figured what the heck.

[Cayman]

i play that X-men Legends II game. but I am still on level 3 or something. I always have my people die by those invulnerable peeps. but at least they all look cute in their AOA gear.

I just can't get into 2 the way I got into the first one.

The first one became my world.

Cay

[Jack Flash]

I just can't get into 2 the way I got into the first one.

The first one became my world.

Cay

maybe I should buy that one. I like the different outfits and stuff, but the game is too hard for me.

[UNDGirl83]

Well guys I'm off. Take care. Gotta start drinking for Stanley Cup.

[The Lucky One]

Please darling, we both know that if the oppotunity arose you'd bounce me like Flight would an autographed pair of Beyonce's panties.

Oh, honey... no. No, absolutely not. I've spent waaaay too much time listening to what Brian has to say these last few months. Unless you can honestly tell me you double-bagged it every time, there's no way I'd follow in that dirtball's footsteps. So to speak.

-D

[Cayman]

maybe I should buy that one. I like the different outfits and stuff, but the game is too hard for me.

You can get different outfits in the first one once you've beaten the game, which is cool. There are some hard parts in the 1st one but it's not bad. The final battle is tough though, depending on your line-up, so save first.

Cay

[Sentinel K]

I'm here.
101010101

[Zombienorthstar]

my kiddos are adopted. no turkey for me.


I figured out how to deal with my 2 year old by alternately watching Flight and Brian throw tantrums and watching Jello diffuse them!
#

Well im a big advocate of adoption (being adopted myself) so i would never have a problem...

I d rather that than lesbians and sperm :eek:

[Cayman]

I too am adopted!

Cay

[Cayman]

I wasn't adopted by Jack Flash though.

That would cause a paradox that might unravel the Time-Space Continuum.

Cay

[Tommy]

So You Think You Can Dance... like American Idol, but not as good.

[Zombienorthstar]

I wasn't adopted by Jack Flash though.

That would cause a paradox that might unravel the Time-Space Continuum.

Cay


So your from an alernate future? Do you have a big M over your eye?

I too was not adopted by Jack Flash just to clarify.

[Cayman]

Oddly enough though, Jack Flash does provide me a weekly allowance and sometimes lets me borrow the keys to the car if I promise to be home by 10.00pm on school nights.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

Da-aad...im 18 i dont need a babysitter...


Oh theyre not teenagers yet are the Jack...good luck...:D :evilsmile :D

[Cayman]

So You Think You Can Dance... like American Idol, but not as good.

With American Idol, you can buy a CD by them if they win, or just get the good songs from MySpace. But what are you supposed to do for the winner of So You Think You Can Dance?

Cay

[The Fury]

With American Idol, you can buy a CD by them if they win, or just get the good songs from MySpace. But what are you supposed to do for the winner of So You Think You Can Dance?

Cay
Give them a kicking for being a show off.

[Tommy]

With American Idol, you can buy a CD by them if they win, or just get the good songs from MySpace. But what are you supposed to do for the winner of So You Think You Can Dance?
I guess watch them be back up dancers in Celine Dion's Las Vegas show...

[the gypsy Naemah]

Aren't you like 16, Jess? Don't mean to offend, not to downplay things, but how long had you guys been dating?

-D

Nah, not offended. And we've only been dating for about 6 months, but I'm bored! I'm not used to not having anything to do, and now that he's not around it's like, Great. What do I do with my time!

Haha. Dorky, yes. That's why I'm learning how to crochet (sp?).

-Jessica

[Zombienorthstar]

I guess watch them be back up dancers in Celine Dion's Las Vegas show...

Third time this week ive used my favourite Scary movie quote:

'But hes a back up dancer. At least security can get you backstage. That girl dont love herself.'

[dazzler_slave]

Why does everyone and their mom except for me play WoW. Seriously.

-Jessica
What is WoW? And why do people play it? (I'm thinking back to a rant I just posted earlier this morning...:) )

[the gypsy Naemah]

What is WoW? And why do people play it? (I'm thinking back to a rant I just posted earlier this morning...:) )

WoW = World of Warcraft

Online game thing.

I've never played it; I just hear about it alot.

-Jessica

[Zombienorthstar]

WoW = World of Warcraft

Online game thing.

I've never played it; I just hear about it alot.

-Jessica



I dotn play it...your accusation that everyone plays it seems unfounded Jess :D

[the gypsy Naemah]

I dotn play it...your accusation that everyone plays it seems unfounded Jess :D

Yeah okay, well alot of people I talk to often constantly tell me "Okay, gonna WoW now, ttyl."

So yes. I am generalizing because of a small population

-Jessica

[Sentinel K]

I know i'm gonna sound like an ass-clown for saying this and i don't mean to, but why do people sign off with their names on every post?

Isn't that a bit of a waste of effort?

Just curious.

I'm lookin at YOU Jess! :D

[the gypsy Naemah]

I know i'm gonna sound like an ass-clown for saying this and i don't mean to, but why do people sign off with their names on every post?

Isn't that a bit of a waste of effort?

Just curious.

I'm lookin at YOU Jess! :D

Easy. So people will remember my name :p

-Jessica

PS. It's workin', isn't it?

[Sentinel K]

Easy. So people will remember my name :p

-Jessica

PS. It's workin', isn't it?

Yeah.

So you can stop now! ;)

[the gypsy Naemah]

Yeah.

So you can stop now! ;)

I dunno. It's habit too. I also think it's polite; I don't like to refer to people by their usernames unless they refuse to give our their real names.

-Jessica

[the gypsy Naemah]

I'm lookin at YOU Jess! :D

By the way, as a side note, now I'm lookin' at YOU. You are cute.

:D

-Jessica

[Sentinel K]

By the way, as a side note, now I'm lookin' at YOU. You are cute.

:D

-Jessica


Oh. Cheers. :o

You lookin at my pic?

I just was too. Was gonna change it.

Then i realised I couldn't be bothered. :rolleyes:

I'm Pete by the way. No one calls me by my screen name in X-Cres and thats the way i like it.

Curse you, rubbish miss-spelled screen name!!!!!

[the gypsy Naemah]

Oh. Cheers. :o

You lookin at my pic?

I just was too. Was gonna change it.

Then i realised I couldn't be bothered. :rolleyes:

I'm Pete by the way. No one calls me by my screen name in X-Cres and thats the way i like it.

Curse you, rubbish miss-spelled screen name!!!!!

Haha... I was going to say it.. then I said never mind. Well, going to go work on a story. G'night all!

-Jessica

[Sentinel K]

Haha... I was going to say it.. then I said never mind. Well, going to go work on a story. G'night all!

-Jessica


Night.


*hums to self*

[Novaya Havoc]

TOMMY!!!! DS!!!! My two loves in one thread!

My feet are KIL-LING ME. Ugh. I've worked far too much these past two weeks.

[Novaya Havoc]

Yeah, you're just fantasizing about my smooth caramel skin right now aren't ya bitch?

I totally am. I am in need of a cocoa skinned life partner.

[Tommy]

I think I should be a stand up comic.

[Brian M.]

Dammit, I missed her, I knew I shouldn't have gone back and done burn outs on all my sets.

[Tommy]

Or perhaps I should be a serial killer and eliminate damned obnoxious kids who wonder around talking overly loudly. Particularly those that talk about sex despite being only 13.

[Brian M.]

Oh, honey... no. No, absolutely not. I've spent waaaay too much time listening to what Brian has to say these last few months. Unless you can honestly tell me you double-bagged it every time, there's no way I'd follow in that dirtball's footsteps. So to speak.

-D

Nope, didn't bag it at all. Birth Control. The Shot. It's a wonderful, wonderful invention.

[Tommy]

TOMMY!!!! DS!!!! My two loves in one thread!

My feet are KIL-LING ME. Ugh. I've worked far too much these past two weeks.
I feel your love, even if we have not talked in forever.

[Brian M.]

Or perhaps I should be a serial killer and eliminate damned obnoxious kids who wonder around talking overly loudly. Particularly those that talk about sex despite being only 13.

I'm 13 and half you son of a bitch.

[Tommy]

I'm 13 and half you son of a bitch.
Moooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo oooooonnnnnnnnnn

[Novaya Havoc]

I feel your love, even if we have not talked in forever.

That is because you are never posting or on AIM (when I am). :(

[Tommy]

That is because you are never posting or on AIM (when I am). :(
Well I am really busy anymore. And no one ever talks to me on AIM, so I never remember to sign on.

[Cayman]

Freaky. I mentioned a book I was reading in my bloggy thing on MySpace and suddenly the author sent me a Friend request.

I feel like I'm being monitored. :(

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

WoW = World of Warcraft

Online game thing.

I've never played it; I just hear about it alot.

-Jessica

Ah, I see. Personally I never really got into online gaming. It just didn't interest me. I love playing Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball! You get to buy swimsuits and accessories! I can't wait until the 2nd one comes out!

[dazzler_slave]

I totally am. I am in need of a cocoa skinned life partner.
Hey baby! Sorry I was away watching Entourage. I love that show!

[dazzler_slave]

Dammit, I missed her, I knew I shouldn't have gone back and done burn outs on all my sets.
Fuck I know! I missed her too! Stupid work!

[Novaya Havoc]

Hey baby! Sorry I was away watching Entourage. I love that show!

How've you been, chico? You need a calling card so we can nerd out about Dazzler in real-time.

[Uncle Nobs]

here you go, utv, your spoils of war...hope you enjoy
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me all thugged out.
I'm back after my weekend of filth-free family fun and dirty degenerate debauchery, and what do I find here?

DAY-UM!!!

Um, you ARE coming to the San Diego Con, right LaLanda? ;) :D

Did I miss any other goodies while I was gone? Recap, anyone?

[Cayman]

Heinberg's not really gonna save the Wonder Woman book at all, is he? :(

Cay

[Sentinel K]

Did I miss any other goodies while I was gone? Recap, anyone?

The only thing of note was Flight telling Huzzah! to shut the fuck up.

Everyone was glad because it saved them from doing it.

[dazzler_slave]

How've you been, chico? You need a calling card so we can nerd out about Dazzler in real-time.
I have a mic and MSN Messenger!

[dazzler_slave]

Heinberg's not really gonna save the Wonder Woman book at all, is he? :(

Cay
Why? I haven't read it yet. Is it bad?

[Sentinel K]

I have a mic and MSN Messenger!

You dont need a mic for MSN messenger do you?

You do for Skype.

<------------

[dazzler_slave]

You dont need a mic for MSN messenger do you?

You do for Skype.



<------------
Well, mine is built into my laptop, but I have a friend who doesn't have a built in and she can't seem to do the audio thing on MSN. Maybe it's a problem with her laptop

[Sentinel K]

Well, mine is built into my laptop, but I have a friend who doesn't have a built in and she can't seem to do the audio thing on MSN. Maybe it's a problem with her laptop

Since when does MSN do audio!!!!?

[dazzler_slave]

The only thing of note was Flight telling Huzzah! to shut the fuck up.

Everyone was glad because it saved them from doing it.
That's hilarious! Was Huzzah still going on and on about that dirty story he wrote, like 300 pages ago with the image of a cum splattered Jean that no one cared about or commented on and so he mentioned it over and over again?

[dazzler_slave]

Since when does MSN do audio!!!!?
Must be new. All I know is that a couple of weeks ago I was talking to an old friend over MSN. It was great! I never have to spend any money on long distance again!

[Sentinel K]

That's hilarious! Was Huzzah still going on and on about that dirty story he wrote, like 300 pages ago with the image of a cum splattered Jean that no one cared about or commented on and so he mentioned it over and over again?

Haha. I dunno. Probably.

[Sentinel K]

Must be new. All I know is that a couple of weeks ago I was talking to an old friend over MSN. It was great! I never have to spend any money on long distance again!

Yeah thats why i like skype.

It costs nowt and you dont even have to hold a phone to your face.

Shame hardly any of my friends have it.

My mSN doesn't do that though. :confused:

[dazzler_slave]

Yeah thats why i like skype.

It costs nowt and you dont even have to hold a phone to your face.

Shame hardly any of my friends have it.

My mSN doesn't do that though. :confused:
There is some new version. 6.0 or something. I think that's the one with audio

[Sentinel K]

There is some new version. 6.0 or something. I think that's the one with audio

Its a bit different far Macs anyway.

I doubt there is a mac version that does this.

I'll check though.

[twilight]

Heinberg's not really gonna save the Wonder Woman book at all, is he? :(

Cay

I mantain my faith.

[dazzler_slave]

Well, I gotta go my friends. Talk to you later!

[Cayman]

I mantain my faith.

I too shall hope against all hope.

Cay

[twilight]

I've posted 120 times in only a few days.

I need a job.

[SpartanX]

hey guys, how's everything?

[twilight]

I too shall hope against all hope.

Cay

*joins hands in prayer*

He made Young Avengers cool so maybe lightning will strike twice?

[Brian M.]

Entourage is an awesome show. I just started watching it. I've seen all of Season 1 and 2 and the 3rd Season is already kicking ass. I just started watching towards the end of the 2nd Season but thank God for On Demand. I love this show.

[Brian M.]

CHECKMATE #6
Writtenby Greg Rucka, Nunzio DeFilippis & Christina Weir
Art and cover by Jesus Saiz
The return of SUICIDE SQUAD! Rucka teams up with co-writers DeFilippis and Weir (ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN) for a 2-part thriller that puts Amanda Waller’s pet project back in action with a CHECKMATE twist!
On sale September 20 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US

Good for them.

[xakko]

Writtenby Greg Rucka, Nunzio DeFilippis & Christina Weir
Art and cover by Jesus Saiz
The return of SUICIDE SQUAD! Rucka teams up with co-writers DeFilippis and Weir (ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN) for a 2-part thriller that puts Amanda Waller’s pet project back in action with a CHECKMATE twist!
On sale September 20 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US

Good for them.
GAH.

love of Nunzio & Christina vs. hatred of DC and everything they've done of late.

GAH.

[Pepsigirl]

Oh no! Those poor Christians are being punished again! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=130244)

What's with Samurai and making huge deals over non-issues?

[Cayman]

Lily Allen is cool.

Cay

[Brian M.]

Oh no! Those poor Christians are being punished again! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=130244)

What's with Samurai and making huge deals over non-issues?

Got me. It is kinda shitty how just the sheer mentioning of God gets you punished.

[Jake V]

Got me. It is kinda shitty how just the sheer mentioning of God gets you punished.
It wasn't mentioning god that got her punished. It was doing it after being told not to.

[Brian M.]

It wasn't mentioning god that got her punished. It was doing it after being told not to.

Why should that get her punished? They ask her to write a speech, if that's her speech, why the fuck not. It's not like she was talking about fucking a cow while the pigs and chickens looked on. I don't understand why the fuck everyone has to play soooooo nice. What would her mentioning God do to anyone? It's not preaching, it's not tryin to convert. They are so worried about how everyone else will feel they never bother to ask the girl if she's offended that she can't talk about what she wants. Some freedom of speech.

[Jake V]

Why should that get her punished? They ask her to write a speech, if that's her speech, why the fuck not. It's not like she was talking about fucking a cow while the pigs and chickens looked on. I don't understand why the fuck everyone has to play soooooo nice. What would her mentioning God do to anyone? It's not preaching, it's not tryin to convert. They are so worried about how everyone else will feel they never bother to ask the girl if she's offended that she can't talk about what she wants. Some freedom of speech.
Boo fucking hoo.

If someone mentioned Allah, some retard would complain about it or say that the school's been co-opted by terrorists. I don't see why christians should get a free pass.

[Brian M.]

Boo fucking hoo.

If someone mentioned Allah, some retard would complain about it or say that the school's been co-opted by terrorists. I don't see why christians should get a free pass.

They don't get a free pass. All I hear on the dam news is someone else limiting something I can say bout my fucking religion. It's fucking bullshit. People take this Seperation of Church and State thing way to fucking far.

There's that fucking jackass out in California who runs and files a fucking lawsuit each time someone mentions God around his Kids. He gets the fucking press for it and ends up getting his way, meanwhile more people get told what they can and can not fucking do b/c of that jagoff.

[Jake V]

They don't get a free pass. All I hear on the dam news is someone else limiting something I can say bout my fucking religion. It's fucking bullshit. People take this Seperation of Church and State thing way to fucking far.

There's that fucking jackass out in California who runs and files a fucking lawsuit each time someone mentions God around his Kids. He gets the fucking press for it and ends up getting his way, meanwhile more people get told what they can and can not fucking do b/c of that jagoff.
The Constitution was written the way it was for a reason. Don't like it? Move to a theocracy.

[Brian M.]

The Constitution was written the way it was for a reason. Don't like it? Move to a theocracy.

Find me in the Constitution where it says Seperation of Church and State. You won't fucking find it b/c it's not fucking in there. I'm not fucking asking for this to be a God run nation jackass, I'm saying that I don't like that everytime someone mentions God people get fucking pissy about it. Your a prime fucking example.

[Jake V]

Find me in the Constitution where it says Seperation of Church and State. You won't fucking find it b/c it's not fucking in there. I'm not fucking asking for this to be a God run nation jackass, I'm saying that I don't like that everytime someone mentions God people get fucking pissy about it. Your a prime fucking example.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.

I don't give a fuck who you pray to or what you mention. Couldn't care less. But in a government-sponsored institution like a public school, religious speak that isn't in a historical context has no place. Yell about how much you love god on a streetcorner for all I care, just keep it out of any schools that don't happen on a sunday.

[Brian M.]

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.

I don't give a fuck who you pray to or what you mention. Couldn't care less. But in a government-sponsored institution like a public school, religious speak that isn't in a historical context has no place. Yell about how much you love god on a streetcorner for all I care, just keep it out of any schools that don't happen on a sunday.

HOW THE FUCK DOES MENTIONING GOD IN A VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH ESTABLISH A FUCKING RELIGION? Also how is putting a Christmas Tree in front of the captial denying anyone their right to Freedom of Religion? How the fuck does all of that establish a national religion? There's no Church of America like there is a Church of England. No one's killing Arab's or Jew's or Buddhist's on the street b/c they aren't Christians. HOW THE FUCKING HELL DOES IT break that law in the Constitution? Also that says nothing about there being no mention of religion anywhere in Government.

[Jake V]

HOW THE FUCK DOES MENTIONING GOD IN A VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH ESTABLISH A FUCKING RELIGION? Also how is putting a Christmas Tree in front of the captial denying anyone their right to Freedom of Religion? How the fuck does all of that establish a national religion? There's no Church of America like there is a Church of England. No one's killing Arab's or Jew's or Buddhist's on the street b/c they aren't Christians. HOW THE FUCKING HELL DOES IT break that law in the Constitution? Also that says nothing about there being no mention of religion anywhere in Government.
You can't give preferential treatment to one over any others. Is it kind of silly? Yes, but it's the law.

Though I concede about the christmas tree. Having a tree full of lights has absolutely nothing to do with the birth of Jesus, and people get a little too sensitive about that sort of thing. Although... the tree IS a pagan symbol, so maybe they were against a pagan symbol being in front of a government building. Gotta be consistent.

[Brian M.]

You can't give preferential treatment to one over any others. Is it kind of silly? Yes, but it's the law.

Though I concede about the christmas tree. Having a tree full of lights has absolutely nothing to do with the birth of Jesus, and people get a little too sensitive about that sort of thing. Although... the tree IS a pagan symbol, so maybe they were against a pagan symbol being in front of a government building. Gotta be consistent.

I don't understand how it's giving preferential treatment. Put the Jewish symbol up right next to the Christmas tree, toss the Arabic holiday symbols there too, add every religion for all I care, but why make Christians take down there symbols? If a Jewish kid doesn't want to be in the Christmas play, fine, don't punish him for not wanting to do it, but don't take the play away.

[The Lucky One]

Nope, didn't bag it at all. Birth Control. The Shot. It's a wonderful, wonderful invention.

It is, at that... but I only like to gamble money, not kids. We always (okay, 99% of the time) bagged it until within a couple months of the wedding... no sense in bringing shame to the families so early on. Plenty of time for that down the road.

-D

[The Lucky One]

Caroline laughs and
It's raining all day
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place
In the side of our loves
Where nothing is
Ever put straight
She turns herself round
And she smiles and she says
'This is it'
'That's the end of the joke'
And loses herself
In her dreaming and sleep
And her lovers walk
Through in their coats

Pretty in pink
Isn't she
Pretty in pink
Isn't she

All of her lovers
All talk of her notes
And the flowers
That they never sent
And wasn't she easy
And isn't she
Pretty in pink
The one who insists
He was first in the line
Is the last to
Remember her name
He's walking around
In this dress
That she wore
She is gone
But the joke's the same

Pretty in pink
Isn't she
Pretty in pink
Isn't she

Caroline talks to you
Softly sometimes
She says
'I love you' and
'Too much'
She doesn't have anything
You want to steal
Well
Nothing you can touch
She waves
She buttons your shirt
The traffic
Is waiting outside
She hands you this coat
She gives you her clothes
These cars collide

Pretty in pink
Isn't she
Pretty in pink
Isn't she

-D

[Mariah]

Yeah? What are your rates? Just out of, er, curiosity.

-D
For you baby, um...we'll come to an agreement. otherwise um 20 for a suck, 30 for a fuck straight up

[Rachel Grey]

I'm 13 and half you son of a bitch.

This explains a lot.

[Brian M.]

It is, at that... but I only like to gamble money, not kids. We always (okay, 99% of the time) bagged it until within a couple months of the wedding... no sense in bringing shame to the families so early on. Plenty of time for that down the road.

-D

I just hate condoms. Use to use them but man once I started doing it regularly w/o them, I'm sorry, just can't go back.

[Brian M.]

This explains a lot.

Ouch. Would it help if I said inches?

[The Lucky One]

Heeeey, what's my new best girl doing up so late at night! I just got home from working the night shift, I assume you're in the same boat?

For you baby, um...we'll come to an agreement. otherwise um 20 for a suck, 30 for a fuck straight up

Damn, that's cheap! Hmmm... almost a little too cheap. Either I'm such a stud you think charging regular rates would be criminal, or there's certain external factors *ahem* lowering the rates. So which is it, darlin'?
:cool:

-D

[Brian M.]

Heeeey, what's my new best girl doing up so late at night! I just got home from working the night shift, I assume you're in the same boat?



Damn, that's cheap! Hmmm... almost a little too cheap. Either I'm such a stud you think charging regular rates would be criminal, or there's certain external factors *ahem* lowering the rates. So which is it, darlin'?
:cool:

-D

She doesn't wanna charge so much for just 30 seconds of work.

[The Lucky One]

She doesn't wanna charge so much for just 30 seconds of work.

Ouch... even I have to give props for that one to the illiterate hillbilly.

-D

[Rachel Grey]

Yeah. As for WoW, my friend plays, and he was telling me about this thing called girlfriend agro or something. Still a little confusion, but basically he said I should be flattered.

Okay?

Haha.

-Jessica

Girlfriend Aggro?! ROTFLMAO!

[Mariah]

Heeeey, what's my new best girl doing up so late at night! I just got home from working the night shift, I assume you're in the same boat?



Damn, that's cheap! Hmmm... almost a little too cheap. Either I'm such a stud you think charging regular rates would be criminal, or there's certain external factors *ahem* lowering the rates. So which is it, darlin'?
:cool:

-D
Yes, I got off a couple of hours ago, and minutes ago. :evilsmile For a few select few, those are the rates.

[Brian M.]

Ouch... even I have to give props for that one to the illiterate hillbilly.

-D

Thanks pussy poolboy.

[Rachel Grey]

Why does everyone and their mom except for me play WoW. Seriously.

-Jessica

Because that's just how you roll?

[Mariah]

Bye sweetie! Make sure to wear low heels. Save the ankles!
I wish i woulda read this, instead and wore the 4" instead of the 6"

[Brian M.]

Rachel, Mariah, how are ya'lls nights going?

[The Lucky One]

For a few select few, those are the rates.

Heh. Are any kind of special discounts offered for getting you there too?
:D

-D

[Brian M.]

Heh. Are any kind of special discounts offered for getting you there too?
:D

-D

Discounted rate for small penises.

[The Lucky One]

Discounted rate for small penises.

So how much does she usually end up owing you, Brian?

-D

[Brian M.]

So how much does she usually end up owing you, Brian?

-D

Earth Shaking, Mind Blowing, Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC style sex is free.

[The Lucky One]

Earth Shaking, Mind Blowing, Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC style sex is free.

Uh-huh. And how much for the .38 (second) Special?

-D

[Brian M.]

Uh-huh. And how much for the .38 (second) Special?

-D

Why you wanna barrow some change? I don't know how much your rates are.

[Rachel Grey]

Rachel, Mariah, how are ya'lls nights going?

Wintery. So basically less partying out and more partying at home. :)

[Mariah]

Rachel, Mariah, how are ya'lls nights going?
Great, i was trying to read what I missed, but sigh, too many pages.

[Mariah]

Why you wanna barrow some change? I don't know how much your rates are.
Okay, if it'll stop the fighting, I'll do a 3 way with you two?

[Brian M.]

Wintery. So basically less partying out and more partying at home. :)

I forget it's Winter down under, that sucks. It's hot as hell here. Although that pool is nice and relaxing.

[Brian M.]

Okay, if it'll stop the fighting, I'll do a 3 way with you two?

Sorry darling, I'm bout to go bed. Also I think a 3way w/ two guys is sexual harassment. I have proof from one of the greatest philosphers to ever live :)

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Ya'll have a nice night.

[Mariah]

Sorry darling, I'm bout to go bed. Also I think a 3way w/ two guys is sexual harassment. I have proof from one of the greatest philosphers to ever live :)

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Ya'll have a nice night.
Sigh, have you ever had a 3 way? I have, and it's just as weird for me with another girl, as it is for you guys...unless the girl was really hot

[Mariah]

Freaky. I mentioned a book I was reading in my bloggy thing on MySpace and suddenly the author sent me a Friend request.

I feel like I'm being monitored. :(

Cay
there coming for you cay. they're coming to get you cay

[Mariah]

I'm back after my weekend of filth-free family fun and dirty degenerate debauchery, and what do I find here?

DAY-UM!!!

Um, you ARE coming to the San Diego Con, right LaLanda? ;) :D

Did I miss any other goodies while I was gone? Recap, anyone?
lol, funniest thing I've read all night. thanks nobs mmmwwaahhh. I wish, because I do live 3000 miles away, it's a little hard to get out there. Unless I move with Chris like he wants me to, and then I'd be in Long Beach.

[Brian M.]

Sigh, have you ever had a 3 way? I have, and it's just as weird for me with another girl, as it is for you guys...unless the girl was really hot

Honestly I wouldn't ever do a 3some, atleast not with someone I cared about. I did once have a shot at the "Title" but one girl didn't wanna do the sex part and did a lot of watching, I could tell it was akward. The other chick was a whore and I'm suprised I didn't catch anything. I also can't sleep so my goodnights were a lil premature, go ahead Drew, gemme the premature joke again...or as your wife calls it, Every Night.

[Mariah]

Honestly I wouldn't ever do a 3some, atleast not with someone I cared about. I did once have a shot at the "Title" but one girl didn't wanna do the sex part and did a lot of watching, I could tell it was akward. The other chick was a whore and I'm suprised I didn't catch anything. I also can't sleep so my goodnights were a lil premature, go ahead Drew, gemme the premature joke again...or as your wife calls it, Every Night.
Awww, poor baby. Dont' worry, I would never make you do something you didn't want. I like to make the guy I'm with happy, and usually, that's what they want. The most awkward was when my best friend at the time joined, and later I found out they we're fucking the whole time w/o me while I was at school and work.

[Brian M.]

Awww, poor baby. Dont' worry, I would never make you do something you didn't want. I like to make the guy I'm with happy, and usually, that's what they want. The most awkward was when my best friend at the time joined, and later I found out they we're fucking the whole time w/o me while I was at school and work.

That's fucked up. I hate cheaters. I have never and will never cheat on a woman. I've had it happen two times to me and both times sucked hard. I had a g/f one time, at a New Years party at my house, suck off a friend of mine on my fucking bed. I didn't find out till like 3 months later. Her and I had already broken up but I told her b/f at the time and caused some problems.

[Mariah]

That's fucked up. I hate cheaters. I have never and will never cheat on a woman. I've had it happen two times to me and both times sucked hard. I had a g/f one time, at a New Years party at my house, suck off a friend of mine on my fucking bed. I didn't find out till like 3 months later. Her and I had already broken up but I told her b/f at the time and caused some problems.
That is why sexy that I am single, and pretty much celibate. Well, since no threeway, how about the mile high club? But seriously, i totally understand where you're coming from. i wish there we're more guys out there who we're decent to me

[The Grand Beef]

That's fucked up. I hate cheaters. I have never and will never cheat on a woman. I've had it happen two times to me and both times sucked hard. I had a g/f one time, at a New Years party at my house, suck off a friend of mine on my fucking bed. I didn't find out till like 3 months later. Her and I had already broken up but I told her b/f at the time and caused some problems.

Werd.

O. NOe. Tehn Karaktars. Wooooops.

[The Fury]

Morning all.

*Reads back a few pages*

UTV condoms (stupidly named that they are) are there for a reason. Do not be so selfish and a jerk to say you would not use them.

[Foley]

Morning all.

*Reads back a few pages*

UTV condoms (stupidly named that they are) are there for a reason. Do not be so selfish and a jerk to say you would not use them.

I use protection! I kill the hookers and hide the bodies :evilsmile

[Zombienorthstar]

I use protection! I kill the hookers and hide the bodies :evilsmile


But a crawl space can only hold so much...

[The Lucky One]

Sigh, have you ever had a 3 way? I have, and it's just as weird for me with another girl, as it is for you guys...unless the girl was really hot

A, That's hot. You and I will discuss that later. In private.
B, I have to agree with Brian- two guys is one penis too many. It's a double standard, no question, but that's just how it works.
C, ...was she hot?

-D

[Zombienorthstar]

B, I have to agree with Brian- two guys is one penis too many.

-D


Actually man....its juuuuust right.

[Jack Flash]

howdy all. what's the haps? Did I miss anything important since I last was here? I miss the re-caps.

[Mikl C]

hello people how's everyone? just finished an exam blech. condoms and 3ways eh? fun NEVER STOPs.
i've had several combinations of 3ways, 3way kissing is just too funny though haha.

[Zombienorthstar]

hello people how's everyone? just finished an exam blech. condoms and 3ways eh? fun NEVER STOPs.
i've had several combinations of 3ways, 3way kissing is just too funny though haha.


Ive never had a threeway lol...am i a prude

Confused, London.

[Cayman]

How come Beast never posts here anymore? Was there a fracas? :(

Cay

[Jack Flash]

I noticed he was gone too. maybe he jumped to LWW? or maybe he's just taking a break.

[Tommy]

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[The Lucky One]

Maybe he and Mattbib settled their differences like men: in a steel cage deathmatch. You'll notice Matt hasn't been around lately either...

-D

[Cayman]

I noticed he was gone too. maybe he jumped to LWW? or maybe he's just taking a break.

I see him around elsewhere though.

Hmm. :(

Cay

[The Lucky One]

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http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1739/koala61mz.jpg

Heh... that's almost as funny as the zombie baby harp seals from Hitman.

-D

[Cayman]

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http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1739/koala61mz.jpg

That was great.

Ellis and Immonen make such a great team.

I'm surprised the book doesn't sell better though.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

I see him around elsewhere though.

Hmm. :(

Cay

The Plot thickens...maybe he has....Amnesia!!!

[Tommy]

That was great.

Ellis and Immonen make such a great team.

I'm surprised the book doesn't sell better though.
I am going with: People want what they are allready getting: horriendous ammounts of angst.

[Cayman]

The Plot thickens...maybe he has....Amnesia!!!

So that's why he's buying Cable & Deadpool.

Cay

[Jack Flash]

everyone should go vote in Bib's Contest of Champions thread on the Marvel U board. It's the semis. Cay, your boy Namor is still in!

[The Fury]

Finally got me some comics...and 3 of them from this week. Hurrah for preview books.

I have read, Uncanny, Uncanny Annual and New Excalbiur.

[Cayman]

This is an expensive comic week. But it should be sooo satisfying.

Cay

[Cayman]

I wonder if I could convince Brad and Angelina to adopt me?

I'm already potty-trained.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

I wonder if I could convince Brad and Angelina to adopt me?

I'm already potty-trained.

Cay


Were you born in a country that suffered great hardship or poverty...cause if you are...your a shoe in.

[Cayman]

Were you born in a country that suffered great hardship or poverty...cause if you are...your a shoe in.

Maybe I could suggest to them that I'm Genoshan?

Cay

[The Fury]

I wonder if I could convince Brad and Angelina to adopt me?

I'm already potty-trained.

Cay
I saw a program yesterday that had an image of what their new baby will look like in 18-20 years.

And computer generated or not, she was hot.


Is this a sad view for me to have?

[Cayman]

I saw a program yesterday that had an image of what their new baby will look like in 18-20 years.

And computer generated or not, she was hot.


Is this a sad view for me to have?

Only if you create one of those "Countdown til they turn 18" websites, like the Olsen Twins had.

Cay

[The Lucky One]

Is this a sad view for me to have?

If you consider that we'll only be in our mid-40's at that point... yeah, but not as creepy as it could be. We won't quite qualify as dirty old men yet, any more so than our fathers would be now if they said Britney Spears was (emphasis on was) hot.

-D

[The Fury]

Only if you create one of those "Countdown til they turn 18" websites, like the Olsen Twins had.

Cay
Heck no. But then those websites were not good here. They became legal 2 years before they turned 18.

[Zombienorthstar]

Heck no. But then those websites were not good here. They became legal 2 years before they turned 18.


High Five!

Thats what thousands more years as a coutnry will get you...two more years of legal fooling around.

[The Fury]

any more so than our fathers would be now if they said Britney Spears was (emphasis on was) hot.

-D
Was...it's sad. So pretty and doable. Now she's just White Trash, with white trash spunging of her money boyfriend and 2 kids...no sorry 4 if you include his 2 other kids.

[Novaya Havoc]

Hey hey ev'rybody!

[Cayman]

Are the Olsen Twins celebrities at all in the UK?

Cay

[The Fury]

High Five!

Thats what thousands more years as a coutnry will get you...two more years of legal fooling around.
You know the age of consent used ot be like 13 a few hundred years ago?

[Sentinel K]

Are the Olsen Twins celebrities at all in the UK?

Cay

Not really.

Thank the Lord.

[The Fury]

Are the Olsen Twins celebrities at all in the UK?

Cay
They are known.

Mainly due to alot of people believe they might end up making their own porn movies one day.


Well, i do anyway.

[Sentinel K]

You know the age of consent used ot be like 13 a few hundred years ago?

Its good that it isn't.

Thats just wrong.

[Zombienorthstar]

Are the Olsen Twins celebrities at all in the UK?

Cay


they are known...but are hardly celebrities

There movies dont grosse well here and their tv shows have been off the air ehre for years...

the onyl reason i eevn knew they still exsisted is those 'Fabulous Life of...' shows on MTV

[Cayman]

I'm not sure the Olsen Twins really are that successful here anymore. They had a magazine and all those direct-to-DVD videos, but I don't think they have that audience anymore now that they are older and more damaged.

Hopefully they've invested well.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

I'm not sure the Olsen Twins really are that successful here anymore. They had a magazine and all those direct-to-DVD videos, but I don't think they have that audience anymore now that they are older and more damaged.

Hopefully they've invested well.

Cay


Well theyre gimmick was being cute little girl twins...and now their hot woman twins...and aside from pornography how has being hot woman twins ever brought in sustainable economic sustinance?

[The Fury]

Its good that it isn't.

Thats just wrong.
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

Age of consent arround the world. Looking at this makes me sigh at how behind the time the US are....although many countries are a bit too young, it's just the gay thing.

[Novaya Havoc]

My home state is actually discussing creating separate-sex schools. Ugh. Republicans.

[The Fury]

Well theyre gimmick was being cute little girl twins...and now their hot woman twins...and aside from pornography how has being hot woman twins ever brought in sustainable economic sustinance?
It hasn't.

You see my point now. % years I give it until porn the porn industry is theirs...well that is if the thin one gets to a healthy weight again.

[Cayman]

They have so much money though, I doubt they'd need to do that.

They could always get some sitcom or something.

Cay