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Dizzy D
06-19-2006, 11:17 AM
Clarence the one that chases Veronica Mars.

Ah, Veronica Mars hasn't crossed the pond yet, so I know nothing about her.

So I'll picture DS just as Clarence the cross-eyed lion.

Zombienorthstar
06-19-2006, 11:18 AM
That's great news baby.

And what is up with being on the over exposed list?


I dunno...i didnt personally think i was here anymore that UTV, FLight, Cayman etc.


By the way Cay, the destruction of Europe went perfectly...they all think its Greece's fault ;)

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:18 AM
Thanks Jed.

It was good, though it always starts our as Dad's day and turns into kids day. But that is okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

I was wondering yesterday how yours was going. Did you do anything thing special?
Mine went great, I borrowed money from my dad to get his gift, and then I borrowed more money for gas to get back and forth to work.

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:18 AM
yoo dnt hav poor grammmmar.

Don't kid a kidder.

I know my grammar is terrible.

It was just the other day I learnt the difference between your and you're :p

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:23 AM
Yea. Kenny Chesney said it best, No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem.

Dude, Jeff Foxworthy said that.

And you get 20 demerits- 10 for mentioning a country singer in X-Cres, and 10 for it being the demon who befouled Ms. Zellweger.

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:24 AM
Now is Clarence.:)
Fucken Pete! He's a fucken disease! :mad:

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:26 AM
Dude, Jeff Foxworthy said that.

And you get 20 demerits- 10 for mentioning a country singer in X-Cres, and 10 for it being the demon who befouled Ms. Zellweger.

-D

I never said He said it first, that just said best.

Also Renee Zellweger is ugly, I'm glad he's not w/ that pudgy faced vacuum cleaner anymore.

Also keep your demerits, I'm on the Over Exposure list. I'm too uncool to get demerits. Would I get banned if I made a "Go Fuck Yourself" list in my sig?

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:26 AM
I dunno...i didnt personally think i was here anymore that UTV, FLight, Cayman etc.


By the way Cay, the destruction of Europe went perfectly...they all think its Greece's fault ;)
that's what I thought, I mean, i've been on here a lot more lately cause I have tonsilitis, and cant' exactly go out, except to work, which i have to., otherwise, mum and dad will have to pay more of my expenses.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:26 AM
Mine went great, I borrowed money from my dad to get his gift, and then I borrowed more money for gas to get back and forth to work.

Yeah, but chicks can get away with that... you just smile broadly, kiss him on the cheek and say "Thanks, daddy!" If I asked my dad for money for a gift and then gas money, he'd look at me like I just farted on his steak.

-D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
It was just the other day I learnt the difference between your and you're :p

You did? Awesome! Teach Brian!
:D

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
Ah, Veronica Mars hasn't crossed the pond yet, so I know nothing about her.

So I'll picture DS just as Clarence the cross-eyed lion.
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! My name is Adam Dammit!!!!! Not Clarence!!!!!! Do I fucken seem like a fucken Clarence to you?!?!?!?!?!?!

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
Today I found the coolest chair of all time lying on the side of the road.

Needless to say it's awesome and I dragged it into my room.

Photos forthcoming.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
I never said He said it first, that just said best.

Also Renee Zellweger is ugly, I'm glad he's not w/ that pudgy faced vacuum cleaner anymore.

Also keep your demerits, I'm on the Over Exposure list. I'm too uncool to get demerits. Would I get banned if I made a "Go Fuck Yourself" list in my sig?
it was the whole jack white thing wasn't it?

Cayman
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
Whoops. Newsarama trashed Superman Returns.

Cay

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:28 AM
Yeah, but chicks can get away with that... you just smile broadly, kiss him on the cheek and say "Thanks, daddy!" If I asked my dad for money for a gift and then gas money, he'd look at me like I just farted on his steak.

-D

Yea my dad would tell me, I pay for your tuition and car you find the money, go sell your body. I'm kidding, my Father is a hell of a man and if I can become even half of what he is I'll be alright.

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:28 AM
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! My name is Adam Dammit!!!!! Not Clarence!!!!!! So I fucken seem like a fucken Clarence to you?!?!?!?!?!?!

Your name is Adam Dammit??:eek:

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:29 AM
Also Renee Zellweger is ugly, I'm glad he's not w/ that pudgy faced vacuum cleaner anymore.

Never saw Empire Records, huh?

Also keep your demerits, I'm on the Over Exposure list. I'm too uncool to get demerits. Would I get banned if I made a "Go Fuck Yourself" list in my sig?

If you post anywhere except X-Cres, maybe.

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:29 AM
I dunno...i didnt personally think i was here anymore that UTV, FLight, Cayman etc.


By the way Cay, the destruction of Europe went perfectly...they all think its Greece's fault ;)
Who said you were overexposed honey? You post as much as you want! Don't worry about it!

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:29 AM
Yeah, but chicks can get away with that... you just smile broadly, kiss him on the cheek and say "Thanks, daddy!" If I asked my dad for money for a gift and then gas money, he'd look at me like I just farted on his steak.

-D
True, even though I'm the oldest, adn have a younger sister, I've always been daddy's little girl, and gotten away with murder...plus I have the most blackmail material on him:evilsmile

Forefinger
06-19-2006, 11:29 AM
"SUCK IT!"

*does DX chop*

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:29 AM
You did? Awesome! Teach Brian!
:D

-D

I never noticed he had a problem.

BEHOLD MY CHAIR!
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/Comic%20stuff/DSCN2119.jpg

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:30 AM
Never saw Empire Records, huh?

-D

That was before she got fat to film Bridget Jones.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:30 AM
Your name is Adam Dammit??:eek:
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!
KKKKKIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!! :evilangry :mad:

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
NEWSFLASH!!!!


I rock.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
Yea my dad would tell me, I pay for your tuition and car you find the money, go sell your body. I'm kidding, my Father is a hell of a man and if I can become even half of what he is I'll be alright.
So, um...seriously, how much do you charge? Not that i'm asking for myself, I have a friend you see:P

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
I never noticed he had a problem.

BEHOLD MY CHAIR!
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/Comic%20stuff/DSCN2119.jpg

I like it. Did you clean it after taking it from the road?

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
You did? Awesome! Teach Brian!
:D

-D

I write so many papers for school and the grammar is perfect. I come here and I don't care. Don't like my grammar, go fuck yourself.

Cayman
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
I don't really think Renee is pretty, but I like her as an actress.

Cay

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
So, um...seriously, how much do you charge? Not that i'm asking for myself, I have a friend you see:P

For "your friend" I'm free.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
Whoops. Newsarama trashed Superman Returns.

That's what happens when you take "the American way" out of the equation...

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
Who said you were overexposed honey? You post as much as you want! Don't worry about it!
RH Duncan has a over exposed list, with me, zombie, utv and Huzzah on it.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
Never saw Empire Records, huh?



If you post anywhere except X-Cres, maybe.

-D

Empire Records is one of my favorite movies. She's good in that. Everything else...crap.

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!
KKKKKIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!! :evilangry :mad:


Sorry, Adam. It was a joke.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~!!!!!!

Dizzy D
06-19-2006, 11:33 AM
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! My name is Adam Dammit!!!!! Not Clarence!!!!!! Do I fucken seem like a fucken Clarence to you?!?!?!?!?!?!

Uhm.. kinda?

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6162/marshallthompson76et.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:33 AM
For "your friend" I'm free.
Great, I'll let her know

Jack Flash
06-19-2006, 11:34 AM
Thanks Jed.

It was good, though it always starts our as Dad's day and turns into kids day. But that is okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

I was wondering yesterday how yours was going. Did you do anything thing special?

We cooked dinner for Freddy. and I got a Tshirt and CD. and went to the park. My mom was in town, but she left early and at nap time I snuck out and got comics.

good day overall.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:34 AM
So, um...seriously, how much do you charge? Not that i'm asking for myself, I have a friend you see:P

Sweetie, if your "friend" is half the seductress you claim to be, there's nooooooo need for measures that desperate. Just ask Kaleigh -- Brian is to be used as an absolute last resort only.

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:35 AM
I never noticed he had a problem.

BEHOLD MY CHAIR!
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/Comic%20stuff/DSCN2119.jpg
love the chair, is it a recliner? my dad had one back in the 80's just like that, it was his favorite chair, and even smelled like him.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:36 AM
NEWSFLASH!!!!


I rock.
NEWSFLASH!

You suck!

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:36 AM
Sweetie, if your "friend" is half the seductress you claim to be, there's nooooooo need for measures that desperate. Just ask Kaleigh -- Brian is to be used as an absolute last resort only.

-D

Least mine didn't marry me as a last resort.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:37 AM
RH Duncan has a over exposed list, with me, zombie, utv and Huzzah on it.
RH Duncan is a bitter little bitch. I don't like his posts and I don't like him!

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:37 AM
Cay, you're never on MSN!!:evilangry

I miss chatting with you and Chris Yost.

I miss the chat.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:37 AM
I write so many papers for school and the grammar is perfect. I come here and I don't care.

So what you're basically saying is that we're not as worthy of your time and mental effort as your teachers?

Pffffft... I'd like to know how many of your teachers counseled you through your girlfriend leaving and the shame of having a small penis. We're far more important than any of them.

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:37 AM
Sweetie, if your "friend" is half the seductress you claim to be, there's nooooooo need for measures that desperate. Just ask Kaleigh -- Brian is to be used as an absolute last resort only.

-D
When it's been a year or more, it's been that long. NO measure is too desperate.

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:38 AM
NEWSFLASH!

You suck!

No.

YOU SUCK CLARENCE.

After all, you are a homosexualist.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:38 AM
Uhm.. kinda?

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6162/marshallthompson76et.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Awww, now that is really cute. Could he possibly be Adam the Lion?

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:38 AM
RH Duncan is a bitter little bitch. I don't like his posts and I don't like him!
Sniff--I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:39 AM
So what you're basically saying is that we're not as worthy of your time and mental effort as your teachers?

Pffffft... I'd like to know how many of your teachers counseled you through your girlfriend leaving and the shame of having a small penis. We're far more important than any of them.

-D

....small what?

I don't really proof read my stuff here. Every now and then I'll go back over it and edit but for the most part, I just let it fly and pray I don't get called on it.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:39 AM
Least mine didn't marry me as a last resort.

I'll have you know, I stole her from the drummer of a locally famous rock group. Yeah, that's right- I **** better than a rock star. You heard it here first!

-D

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:39 AM
Awww, now that is really cute. Could he possibly be Adam the Lion?

No can't do.

There's already and Aslam the Lion. Too much confusion.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:40 AM
No.

YOU SUCK CLARENCE.

After all, you are a homosexualist.
My boyfriend's name isn't Clarence! :p

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:40 AM
love the chair, is it a recliner? my dad had one back in the 80's just like that, it was his favorite chair, and even smelled like him.

Not a recliner but it's very comfy.

I declare it THE THRONE OF KING TWI.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:40 AM
So what you're basically saying is that we're not as worthy of your time and mental effort as your teachers?

Pffffft... I'd like to know how many of your teachers counseled you through your girlfriend leaving and the shame of having a small penis. We're far more important than any of them.

-D
Wait, you have a small penis? Damn it!!!!!!!!!

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:40 AM
I'll have you know, I stole her from the drummer of a locally famous rock group. Yeah, that's right- I **** better than a rock star. You heard it here first!

-D

You do know that drummers in rock bands are renowned for being retarded.

This just makes you a bit better than a retard.

*thumbs up*

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:41 AM
Not a recliner but it's very comfy.

I declare it THE THRONE OF KING TWI.
can i be one of your harem girls?

Jack Flash
06-19-2006, 11:41 AM
No.

YOU SUCK CLARENCE.

After all, you are a homosexualist.

I was trying to figure out what ya'll were talkin about with the over-exposure thing. now I figured it out. Who is RH Duncan? never seen him/her before today.

and unrelated... BlackCat, I liked your drawing you posted about 90 pages back.

Dizzy D
06-19-2006, 11:41 AM
NEWSFLASH!

You suck!

NEW FLASH!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8454/bartflash4iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bad pun!

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:41 AM
....small what?

This is just Drew's subtle way of asking if he can see your penis.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:42 AM
When it's been a year or more, it's been that long. NO measure is too desperate.

Bummer... and from your profile, you're less than a month younger than me and living in the state I visit every summer for vacation, too.

Shame I'm taken.
;)

-D

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:42 AM
My boyfriend's name isn't Clarence! :p

Damn you AWOL comma!!!

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:42 AM
NEW FLASH!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8454/bartflash4iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bad pun!

You're funnier than the usual today.:o

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:42 AM
can i be one of your harem girls?

I don't approve of harem girls but you can be my friend which is much better(better dental plan) :)

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:42 AM
Sniff--I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Awww, thanks babe! :D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:44 AM
I don't approve of harem girls but you can be my friend which is much better(better dental plan) :)
Aww thanks. Good, cause I think I might be getting a cavity.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:44 AM
I'll have you know, I stole her from the drummer of a locally famous rock group. Yeah, that's right- I **** better than a rock star. You heard it here first!

-D

So she was a groupie...um so that'd make you...number...lets see carry the one....move the decimal back 5 places...what comes after a Trillion?

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:45 AM
Overexposed list LOL!

:D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:45 AM
You do know that drummers in rock bands are renowned for being retarded.

This just makes you a bit better than a retard.

*thumbs up*

Retarded they may be, but they're also renowned for being very... gifted. Just look at Tommy Lee.

-D

Dizzy D
06-19-2006, 11:45 AM
So she was a groupie...um so that'd make you...number...lets see carry the one....move the decimal back 5 places...what comes after a Trillion?

A trillion-and-one.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:45 AM
I was trying to figure out what ya'll were talkin about with the over-exposure thing. now I figured it out. Who is RH Duncan? never seen him/her before today.
RH Duncan is someone who posts all over the boards (Talk about being overexposed!) and is usually really negative about every comic that is being discussed. He's that type of comic reader that you wonder why they are still reading comics since they seem to hate EVERYTHING!!

Hi-Fi
06-19-2006, 11:45 AM
Overexposed list LOL!

:D

Are you high, kiddo??

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:46 AM
Awww, thanks babe! :D
No problem sweetie. Btw, I think Clarence is a sexy name;)

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:46 AM
Aww thanks. Good, cause I think I might be getting a cavity.

Then I think I should play Dentist and fill your cavity.

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:47 AM
Are you high, kiddo??

I sell it.
I don't smoke it.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:47 AM
Retarded they may be, but they're also renowned for being very... gifted. Just look at Tommy Lee.

-D
I've seen bigger, but his was no coughing matter. It probably would have looked bigger if Pams boobs didn't fill up the whole screen

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:48 AM
So she was a groupie...um so that'd make you...number...lets see carry the one....move the decimal back 5 places...what comes after a Trillion?

No, but my ex-girlfriend the bisexual started going after one of the guitarists soon after... now her I could definitely believe that of.

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:48 AM
No problem sweetie. Btw, I think Clarence is a sexy name;)
Yeah, except it's not my freakin name! My name actually is Adam. It was that tosspot felcher Pete (Sentinal K) who said my name was Clarence.

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:48 AM
Then I think I should play Dentist and fill your cavity.

Please get Kaleigh back.

Please.

You're putting bad pictures in my head.

Bad.

Oh so very bad.


Mommy I'm scared

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:49 AM
Then I think I should play Dentist and fill your cavity.
It's way in the back of my throat, do you think you'll have a problem filling it?

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:50 AM
I've seen bigger, but his was no coughing matter. It probably would have looked bigger if Pams boobs didn't fill up the whole screen
Now you're a girl with some stories to tell! :eek:
I also have seen bigger. There was this guy I hooked up with. When he pulled it out I almost fainted!

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:50 AM
Yeah, except it's not my freakin name! My name actually is Adam. It was that tosspot felcher Pete (Sentinal K) who said my name was Clarence.

Whats with the Clarence hate?

You butt-chubblet filth mitten.

Cayman
06-19-2006, 11:51 AM
Cay, you're never on MSN!!:evilangry

I miss chatting with you and Chris Yost.

I miss the chat.

Oops, I've been invisible because I don't want to deal with this annoying whiny needy guy who wants me to bareback with him. So instead I'll just put Brian Cronin on 'block'. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! No, actually, I'll just block that guy and start becoming visible again.

Ron Bryan tried to persuade Chris Yost to AIM with us, but apparently he's busy MURDERING EVERY NEW X_MEN!!!!!!!!!!

Cay

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:51 AM
I've seen bigger, but his was no coughing matter.

...in person?

If so, I take it back- it's good that I'm already taken.

*slinks away forlornly*

It probably would have looked bigger if Pams boobs didn't fill up the whole screen

Hey, don't knock 'em- they got her out of Canada.

-D

twilight
06-19-2006, 11:51 AM
Yeah, except it's not my freakin name! My name actually is Adam. It was that tosspot felcher Pete (Sentinal K) who said my name was Clarence.

Did you say something Clarence?

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:51 AM
Yeah, except it's not my freakin name! My name actually is Adam. It was that tosspot felcher Pete (Sentinal K) who said my name was Clarence.
Either way, they both fit you. and both are sexy, win win on both fronts.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:51 AM
It's way in the back of my throat, do you think you'll have a problem filling it?

I got the right tool.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:52 AM
Whats with the Clarence hate?

You butt-chubblet filth mitten.
Thanks for the compliment! I like the sound of Filth Mitten!

Dizzy D
06-19-2006, 11:52 AM
Please get Kaleigh back.

Please.

You're putting bad pictures in my head.

Bad.

Oh so very bad.


Mommy I'm scared

It could be worse. He could be putting more than just pictures in your head.


*ouch and my mind just went completely Full Metal Jacket*

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 11:53 AM
DS, Kay told me to tell you she'll be posting some soon, she misses her MoHo. She's doing a lot of packing today and has interviews tomorrow.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:53 AM
...Hey, don't knock 'em- they got her out of Canada.

-D
You will die. Oh yes. You won't see me until it's too late! :mad:

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 11:54 AM
Thanks for the compliment! I like the sound of Filth Mitten!

Thought you would.

Cretin.

I'm gonna go get drunk now.


I hate you all.

Except Hi-Fi. And brian. And Cayman. And Dazzler_Slave. And TLO.

And anyone else.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:54 AM
Now you're a girl with some stories to tell! :eek:
I also have seen bigger. There was this guy I hooked up with. When he pulled it out I almost fainted!
lol, yeah, i could tell you some stories. I have a certain size that is the minimum. I get that kid in a candy store look on my face.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:54 AM
DS, Kay told me to tell you she'll be posting some soon, she misses her MoHo. She's doing a lot of packing today and has interviews tomorrow.
I was just about to ask you where she disappeared to. I miss her too! Tell her her little fag says hi!

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:55 AM
...in person?

If so, I take it back- it's good that I'm already taken.

*slinks away forlornly*



Hey, don't knock 'em- they got her out of Canada.

-D
I haven't seen his in person, just on video.

Any excuse to get out of Canada eh?

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:55 AM
Oops, I've been invisible because I don't want to deal with this annoying whiny needy guy who wants me to bareback with him. So instead I'll just put Brian Cronin on 'block'. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! No, actually, I'll just block that guy and start becoming visible again.

Ron Bryan tried to persuade Chris Yost to AIM with us, but apparently he's busy MURDERING EVERY NEW X_MEN!!!!!!!!!!

Cay
Hahahahahahaha! I love you!!!!! Too funny!

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:57 AM
lol, yeah, i could tell you some stories. I have a certain size that is the minimum. I get that kid in a candy store look on my face.

So what happens if you come across one smaller than that? Do you rezip his pants and say, "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take you back to the bar and exchange you for a different model"? Understandable, but harsh.

For that matter, what IS your minimum requirement?

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:57 AM
I got the right tool.
well, get to drilling

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:57 AM
I got the right tool.
For some reason I have visions of you lending her your sander or staple remover or something

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 11:57 AM
well, get to drilling

Oh God, don't encourage him...

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 11:58 AM
lol, yeah, i could tell you some stories. I have a certain size that is the minimum. I get that kid in a candy store look on my face.
I just love cocks. Big, small, curved, straight, I'll take em all! :D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 11:59 AM
So what happens if you come across one smaller than that? Do you rezip his pants and say, "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take you back to the bar and exchange you for a different model"? Understandable, but harsh.

For that matter, what IS your minimum requirement?

-D
I laugh and leave. Honestly. 5", but it has to be thick, at least. I also have a maximum. I had to turn one down cause it was too big.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:00 PM
You will die. Oh yes. You won't see me until it's too late! :mad:

Now now, d_s, it's nothing to get mad about; Canada has many fine attributes. Like trees, and pinecones, and Second City. :)

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Oh God, don't encourage him...

-D
Would you like to be my oral hygenist?

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:00 PM
I haven't seen his in person, just on video.

Any excuse to get out of Canada eh?
Don't listen to Small Cock Drew! He doesn't know what he's talking about! Canada is a wonderful place! How could it not be? It is the country that is the homeland of fabulous, larger than life, heavenly me!!!!!!

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Oh God, don't encourage him...

-D

I like this one.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:01 PM
Now now, d_s, it's nothing to get mad about; Canada has many fine attributes. Like trees, and pinecones, and Second City. :)

-D
Oh ho ho, touche my little friend. Touche

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:01 PM
I laugh and leave. Honestly. 5", but it has to be thick, at least. I also have a maximum. I had to turn one down cause it was too big.

Damn, I was just joking... do you really leave? That's cold. What if he's learned the appropriate compensating techniques?

Also surprised that you turned one down. What'd you tell the guy? That can't have been a pleasant conversation.

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:01 PM
Don't listen to Small Cock Drew! He doesn't know what he's talking about! Canada is a wonderful place! How could it not be? It is the country that is the homeland of fabulous, larger than life, heavenly me!!!!!!
and molson!! How can you not love Canada?

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:02 PM
I like this one.
Yeah, Mariah absolutely belongs here! She is one of us!

Zombienorthstar
06-19-2006, 12:03 PM
Well as logn as the majority of people dont find me annoying thats cool... though i have been gettign a few snipey comments about overexposure latley.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:04 PM
Damn, I was just joking... do you really leave? That's cold. What if he's learned the appropriate compensating techniques?

Also surprised that you turned one down. What'd you tell the guy? That can't have been a pleasant conversation.

-D
Yes, sorry if it's cold, but it's a waste of time. And when i saw the other one(about as big as my forearm), I'm like, oh Hell NO! I wanna have kids some day.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:05 PM
Would you like to be my oral hygenist?

Love to, cutie, but that pesky ring on my left hand says no. Some other life.
;)

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:05 PM
and molson!! How can you not love Canada?
Exactly! Plus we have some amazing men! The men of British Columbia are all beautiful! Walking down the street in Vancouver is like walking down a row of man trees. You just reach out and pluck one down from the branch. They are all just so perfect. Plus the men of Newfoundland all have nice big penises. I have never seen a newfie with a little johnson. Mariah! This is the man promised land!

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:05 PM
Yeah, Mariah absolutely belongs here! She is one of us!
thanks ds, you sexy mo. I'll make up a new name to call you, probably after work tonight.

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:06 PM
I'd like to live in Canada one day.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:06 PM
Love to, cutie, but that pesky ring on my left hand says no. Some other life.
;)

-D
damn it. the good ones are all taken:D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:07 PM
Well as logn as the majority of people dont find me annoying thats cool... though i have been gettign a few snipey comments about overexposure latley.
Fuck em! At least here in X-Cres you are always welcome. Anyway, just post whenever you want and if people don't like it, they can fuck off! There is no law on CBR against posting a lot.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:07 PM
Well as logn as the majority of people dont find me annoying thats cool... though i have been gettign a few snipey comments about overexposure latley.
don't worry, baby. I'll cut a bitch if they try to hurt your feelings.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:07 PM
Love to, cutie, but that pesky ring on my left hand says no. Some other life.
;)

-D

Just look at the ring on your right hand.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:07 PM
And when i saw the other one(about as big as my forearm), I'm like, oh Hell NO! I wanna have kids some day.

Gosh, and I would have thought it would aid in that endeavor...

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:08 PM
damn it. the good ones are all taken:D
Drew is a good one? :eek:
But then again, you did say you were attracted to all the wrong sorts of men!

Kidding Drew, much love! :D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:08 PM
Just look at the ring on your right hand.

My Denison University men's swimming and diving team ring? What does that have to do with anything?

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:09 PM
Gosh, and I would have thought it would aid in that endeavor...

-D
not if it punctures my internal organs, and comes out the other side.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:09 PM
I'd like to live in Canada one day.
And we'd like to have you here!

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:10 PM
Drew is a good one? :eek:
But then again, you did say you were attracted to all the wrong sorts of men!

Kidding Drew, much love! :D
lol, true. Damn, Drew, are you the wrong kind of guy.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:10 PM
and molson!! How can you not love Canada?

Yeah, Molson's good... although here on the East Coast, we prefer Yuengling. (Which is going to be the name of my dog someday.) Or as it's known, "lager."

-D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:11 PM
Kidding Drew, much love! :D

Back atcha, canucklehead.
;)

-D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:13 PM
lol, true. Damn, Drew, are you the wrong kind of guy.

Baby, I'm all things to everyone. I'm whatever you want me to be.
:cool:






Or at least I was...

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:13 PM
Yeah, Molson's good... although here on the East Coast, we prefer Yuengling. (Which is going to be the name of my dog someday.) Or as it's known, "lager."

-D
Don't know, don't drink much, unless everyone wants to see more of me than what they can already see. I tend to strip when i get drunk--which is very easy for me, low tolerance and all.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:13 PM
My Denison University men's swimming and diving team ring? What does that have to do with anything?

-D

Nothing, that's why you should look at it instead.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:14 PM
Baby, I'm all things to everyone. I'm whatever you want me to be.
:cool:






Or at least I was...

-D
Available and at my door sounds good. Do you have your tonsils still? Cause you might get sick if you do. I have tonsilitis right now.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:15 PM
Nothing, that's why you should look at it instead.
Why look at your hands, when there are more important things to look at...like comics:p

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:15 PM
Don't know, don't drink much, unless everyone wants to see more of me than what they can already see. I tend to strip when i get drunk--which is very easy for me, low tolerance and all.

It's like you're trying to make Brian's head explode...

Still, that's cool; you would have gotten along well with this girl I knew in college.

-D

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:15 PM
And we'd like to have you here!

:eek:

Popularity here I come!

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:17 PM
It's like you're trying to make Brian's head explode...

Still, that's cool; you would have gotten along well with this girl I knew in college.

-D

I just ruined my boxers.

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:17 PM
I wish I could get drunk easier.
I don't like really hard stuff and I'm a big guy so I need a lot of soft stuff.

What a dilemna.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:17 PM
It's like you're trying to make Brian's head explode...

Still, that's cool; you would have gotten along well with this girl I knew in college.

-D
I don't know what your talking about, if he has a migraine, I'll just rub his head for him.

Then, I would leave. I have lots of ways of leaving and making the guy wanting more.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:18 PM
Don't know, don't drink much, unless everyone wants to see more of me than what they can already see. I tend to strip when i get drunk--which is very easy for me, low tolerance and all.
You just make me adore you more and more with every post!

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:18 PM
I just ruined my boxers.
Accident? Oopsie poopsie

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:19 PM
I wish I could get drunk easier.
I don't like really hard stuff and I'm a big guy so I need a lot of soft stuff.

What a dilemna.

Scotch and a lil club soda. SOOOOO GOOD

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:19 PM
I wish I could get drunk easier.
I don't like really hard stuff and I'm a big guy so I need a lot of soft stuff.

What a dilemna.

That's why God invented funnels. And Dragon's Milk beer. And Irish Carbombs.

-D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:19 PM
You just make me adore you more and more with every post!
Thanks, I have that affect on a lot of people. It's just my personality i think. Which is much easier on here to express than it is in public.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:20 PM
Accident? Oopsie poopsie

Sadly, it's a sign of what you can expect regularly from the poor boy...

-D

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:20 PM
That's why God invented funnels. And Dragon's Milk beer.

Dragon's Milk Beer?

Sounds interesting.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:20 PM
Scotch and a lil club soda. SOOOOO GOOD
I don't drink anymore, but in my day I was fond of Gin & Juice, Vodka and 7up, or Tequila straight up. I was never a fan of beer though

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:21 PM
I don't know what your talking about, if he has a migraine, I'll just rub his head for him.

Then, I would leave. I have lots of ways of leaving and making the guy wanting more.

Giggity-giggity

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:21 PM
Scotch and a lil club soda. SOOOOO GOOD

I'll have to look into it.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:22 PM
Sadly, it's a sign of what you can expect regularly from the poor boy...

-D
Signs of prematurity? it's always somthing.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:23 PM
Thanks, I have that affect on a lot of people. It's just my personality i think. Which is much easier on here to express than it is in public.
Yeah, I actually am a bit more over the top here than in real life. Well, maybe only a little. I am pretty outgoing and was VERY wild in my past, but these days, I am a bit more settled. I am funny as fuck everywhere tho. Here, and out in the real world! :D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:24 PM
Yeah, I actually am a bit more over the top here than in real life. Well, maybe only a little. I am pretty outgoing and was VERY wild in my past, but these days, I am a bit more settled. I am funny as fuck everywhere tho. Here, and out in the real world! :D
I can totally see this.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:26 PM
So I'm gonna be all macho for a second. Apparently Edmonton and one of the Carolinas will be playing their final hockey game for the Stanley Cup tonight. I wonder if there is going to be rioting in the streets of Edmonton tonight again. They seem to riot with every game that has been played!

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:26 PM
Dragon's Milk Beer?

Sounds interesting.

Yeah, it is. I only discovered it a couple weeks ago, and they only had one left at the bar, but it was awesome. Looks dark and thick like a guinness, but goes down much lighter and smoother. And the alcohol content rules, after just one (and one other beer) I was feeling it.

-D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:28 PM
BTW, forgot to mention it last week, but my review of Varsity Blues was just posted over at Mutant Reviewers, in case anyone's interested:

Things change, Mox. (http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rvarsity.html)

-D

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:28 PM
Yeah, it is. I only discovered it a couple weeks ago, and they only had one left at the bar, but it was awesome. Looks dark and thick like a guinness, but goes down much lighter and smoother. And the alcohol content rules, after just one (and one other beer) I was feeling it.

-D

That's becuase you're a pussy.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:29 PM
So I am facing a daunting task. I have decided to put together every DC comic that ties in with the whole Crisis event. From Batman Hush, through Graduation Day, Identity Crisis, Countdown and the minis and Infinite Crisis itself. I put it together and it was over 500 comics. I am starting to read them over again now so I can see all the pieces fall into place. It's pretty damn intersting now that I know how everything fits

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:30 PM
That's becuase you're pussy.

In this situation you're shortening the phrase you are so rather than your you should type you're :)

Tommorow: Fun with commas

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:31 PM
So I'm gonna be all macho for a second. Apparently Edmonton and one of the Carolinas will be playing their final hockey game for the Stanley Cup tonight. I wonder if there is going to be rioting in the streets of Edmonton tonight again. They seem to riot with every game that has been played!
Oh, you're so butch. We don't have any of that kinda stuff happen up here, well, except yesterday, I think one of my exes called me a dyke in a gas station parking lot. I wanted to run over him in my car.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:32 PM
BTW, forgot to mention it last week, but my review of Varsity Blues was just posted over at Mutant Reviewers, in case anyone's interested:

Things change, Mox. (http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rvarsity.html)

-D
Good review Drew! BTW, I think you are the straightest man on X-Cres (Sorry UTVol and TinMan). And that was NOT an insult.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:32 PM
In this situation you're shortening the phrase you are so rather than your you should type you're :)

Tommorow: Fun with commas
I have a problem with those. In my freshman year of college, I made 2 sentences almost a full page long.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:33 PM
Oh, you're so butch. We don't have any of that kinda stuff happen up here, well, except yesterday, I think one of my exes called me a dyke in a gas station parking lot. I wanted to run over him in my car.

I'm sorry, but that just made me laugh my ass off... he called you a dyke...:p

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:33 PM
afternoon all.

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:33 PM
I had to stop myself from yelling at my friends dad the other week:D

He was complaining about Gambit not being in X-Men 3 "Why isn't Gambit there?He was the coolest one in the cartoon".

BECAUSE HE'S A CLICHED PIECE OF 90'S CRAP!

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:33 PM
BTW, forgot to mention it last week, but my review of Varsity Blues was just posted over at Mutant Reviewers, in case anyone's interested:

Things change, Mox. (http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rvarsity.html)

-D

I don't care what anyone says, that movie is one of my all time favorite movies. Football and all. It's just great. I'd watch it any day of the week. In fact I may put it on right now.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:34 PM
In this situation you're shortening the phrase you are so rather than your you should type you're :)

Tommorow: Fun with commas

UTV's a hillbilly, he doesn't know how to use proper punctuation or grammar, he just knows how to fuck his sister really, really well.

Oh and technically you need an "a" after "you're" in that sentence.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:34 PM
I'm sorry, but that just made me laugh my ass off... he called you a dyke...:p
I know, right. Another winner for Lani

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:34 PM
In this situation you're shortening the phrase you are so rather than your you should type you're :)

Tommorow: Fun with commas

I hate you.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:35 PM
UTV's a hillbilly, he doesn't know how to use proper punctuation or grammar, he just knows how to fuck his sister really, really well.

Oh and technically you need an "a" after "you're" in that sentence.

God I hope we never meet. I'd beat your ass all up down the Great Lakes and afterwards the only thing tough remaining about you would be that Jim Lee Colossus avatar.

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:36 PM
I hate you.


it's just a reflection of the poor public education system in the U.S.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:36 PM
afternoon all.
Hey beth, how's it going sweetie?

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:36 PM
Oh, you're so butch. We don't have any of that kinda stuff happen up here, well, except yesterday, I think one of my exes called me a dyke in a gas station parking lot. I wanted to run over him in my car.
Yeah, I can't imagine a worse insult than dyke! Shudder! Eating pussy and also having nothing but a pussy for myself! :eek:

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:36 PM
UTV's a hillbilly, he doesn't know how to use proper punctuation or grammar, he just knows how to fuck his sister really, really well.

Oh and technically you need an "a" after "you're" in that sentence.

Don't start on me boy!

I'll drop you!

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:36 PM
Hey beth, how's it going sweetie?

not too bad. how about yourself?

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:36 PM
I know, right. Another winner for Lani

Outta curiousity, what part of this shithole known as Michigan are you from? D-town?

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:37 PM
I hate you.

Really?

Or are you just being flippant?

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:37 PM
it's just a reflection of the poor public education system in the U.S.

na... I'm just lazy. I'm an awesome paper writer.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:37 PM
Don't start on me boy!

I'll drop you!

Pfft, I'll fuck your mouth so hard UT and D.S. will gag!!!

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
I'm sorry, but that just made me laugh my ass off... he called you a dyke...:p
Hey sexy! How's your ass today? ;)

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
I don't care what anyone says, that movie is one of my all time favorite movies. Football and all. It's just great. I'd watch it any day of the week. In fact I may put it on right now.
Wasn't that the movie with the fat guy was like "A 10, she's a 10!!!!" lol, good, movie. Lots of hot white boys, except for dawson, ralph!!

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
God I hope we never meet. I'd beat your ass all up down the Great Lakes and afterwards the only thing tough remaining about you would be that Jim Lee Colossus avatar.

Hahaha, do I really offend you that bad?

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
na... I'm just lazy. I'm an awesome paper writer.

you may well be, but not if you are using conjunctions in them. thus you may still not be good at conjunctions.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
God I hope we never meet. I'd beat your ass all up down the Great Lakes and afterwards the only thing tough remaining about you would be that Jim Lee Colossus avatar.
I'll help you beat his ass Brian!

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 12:39 PM
afternoon all.

Hi Beth.

Bye Beth.

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:39 PM
it's just a reflection of the poor public education system in the U.S.
I LOVE BETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:39 PM
Pfft, I'll fuck your mouth so hard UT and D.S. will gag!!!

Always gotta talk about fucking me uh...you just want a piece of my ass uh? Well get in line behind Mariah and Pete.:cool:

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:39 PM
Outta curiousity, what part of this shithole known as Michigan are you from? D-town?
I currently live in Mt. Pleasant(go chips), but i'm from the Pontiac area an hour north of D-Town

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
Hey sexy! How's your ass today? ;)

Still virginal thank you very much! How's that sweet Canadian pucker doin?

twilight
06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
Pfft, I'll fuck your mouth so hard UT and D.S. will gag!!!

By the time I'm done you'll wish I'd have been fucking your mouth.
I'm going to rupture your asshole TINDICK!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled,less gross,less macho X-Cres :)

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
Hi Beth.

Bye Beth.

hello pete
goodbye pete

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
I LOVE BETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all do, where's your counterpart Liz...the board just isn't as fun w/ out her.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:41 PM
Always gotta talk about fucking me uh...you just want a piece of my ass uh? Well get in line behind Mariah and Pete.:cool:
I thought you wanted me? Boy, this is awkward...:cool:

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:41 PM
I LOVE BETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aww dazz, i love you too. and if i ever find myself in the northwest territory, I'll give you a call.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:41 PM
I currently live in Mt. Pleasant(go chips), but i'm from the Pontiac area an hour north of D-Town

Cool, I was up there a couple months ago at the casino celebratin my b-day... first time I'd ever been to a casino. It as pretty fuckin fun, especially since I didn't spend a dime of my own money.

Sentinel K
06-19-2006, 12:41 PM
hello pete
goodbye pete

*clutches heart*

She spoke to me :o

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 12:41 PM
Still virginal thank you very much! How's that sweet Canadian pucker doin?
Still puckered! BTW Drew is more macho than you are, sorry.

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:42 PM
By the time I'm done you'll wish I'd have been fucking your mouth.
I'm going to rupture your asshole TINDICK!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled,less gross,less macho X-Cres :)


well you all better watch out or i'll stick my penis in all your ears. so there. what the fuck is going on here?

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:43 PM
*clutches heart*

She spoke to me :o

you're so silly.

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:44 PM
We all do, where's your counterpart Liz...the board just isn't as fun w/ out her.

she's got a job.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:44 PM
Still puckered! BTW Drew is more macho than you are, sorry.

Eh, thats ok, I still got my pussy on the line and thats all I'm worried about. :D

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:45 PM
Cool, I was up there a couple months ago at the casino celebratin my b-day... first time I'd ever been to a casino. It as pretty fuckin fun, especially since I didn't spend a dime of my own money.
probably saw me and didn't know it, i work there and all.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:46 PM
By the time I'm done you'll wish I'd have been fucking your mouth.
I'm going to rupture your asshole TINDICK!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled,less gross,less macho X-Cres :)

I will blow your asshole out so bad everytime you fart you're gonna shit your fuckin pants!!!!

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:47 PM
probably saw me and didn't know it, i work there and all.

Hahaha! You typically work at night? Cause we got there at like 1 in the mornin and stayed til 5 or 6.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:47 PM
she's got a job.

I'm working on my Money tree, once I perfect it I'll share with all. Right now it's growing Peso's.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:47 PM
I will blow your asshole out so bad everytime you fart you're gonna shit your fuckin pants!!!!
they make cream to tighten stuff up again.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:48 PM
Hahaha! You typically work at night? Cause we got there at like 1 in the mornin and stayed til 5 or 6.
I work inside until midnight, then i hit the street corner for my other job.

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 12:48 PM
I'm working on my Money tree, once I perfect it I'll share with all. Right now it's growing Peso's.

sweet, although you should hope for euros, it's a better exchange rate now.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:48 PM
probably saw me and didn't know it, i work there and all.

She was the one that all the guys were staring at saying," GOOOOOOD DAM I wanna do stuff to her that would make Jesus mutter,'God Damn', then run off and tell his Father".

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:49 PM
they make cream to tighten stuff up again.

Damn, I gotta buy some of that shit for UTV's momma... its like throwin a whale a fuckin Tic Tac.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:50 PM
sweet, although you should hope for euros, it's a better exchange rate now.

Yea, although I think American money is prettier.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:50 PM
I work inside until midnight, then i hit the street corner for my other job.

Damn! That was you? Shit, I knew we shoulda stopped...

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:50 PM
She was the one that all the guys were staring at saying," GOOOOOOD DAM I wanna do stuff to her that would make Jesus mutter,'God Damn', then run off and tell his Father".
and this is why if we ever meet, you will get some booty from me, even if you have a small penis...drew told everyone.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:50 PM
Damn, I gotta buy some of that shit for UTV's momma... its like throwin a whale a fuckin Tic Tac.

I was a big baby.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:51 PM
Damn, I gotta buy some of that shit for UTV's momma... its like throwin a whale a fuckin Tic Tac.
i have walk in closets, that seem to work fine for me.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:52 PM
and this is why if we ever meet, you will get some booty from me, even if you have a small penis...drew told everyone.


*walks out of room*
*gets in Jeep*
*drives to Mr. Pleasent*

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:52 PM
Damn! That was you? Shit, I knew we shoulda stopped...
yeah, cause me sucky sucky, me so honny, me so honny. Me make you feel real good, me soo honny. me love you long time.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:53 PM
I was a big baby.

Ya but you didn't have to try and stuff yourself back in the womb after that one chick ditched you for the pastor!! Thats what tore her shit out the frame!

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 12:53 PM
Good review Drew! BTW, I think you are the straightest man on X-Cres (Sorry UTVol and TinMan). And that was NOT an insult.

Solid! Cheers, d_s. For your part, you're the nicest guy I've ever met to score that low on the purity test.
;)

-D

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:53 PM
Ya but you didn't have to try and stuff yourself back in the womb after that one chick ditched you for the pastor!! Thats what tore her shit out the frame!

Yea, I was in a bad place then.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:54 PM
Solid! Cheers, d_s. For your part, you're the nicest guy I've ever met to score that low on the purity test.
;)

-D
theres a purity test? I didn't study, i didn't get a chance to wash or nothing.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:55 PM
*walks out of room*
*gets in Jeep*
*drives to Mr. Pleasent*

Going to visit DDM now are you?

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:55 PM
Yea, I was in a bad place then.

Duh, you were in your mother's crotch!

Mariah
06-19-2006, 12:56 PM
Going to visit DDM now are you?
lol, you boys. sigh.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 12:57 PM
lol, you boys. sigh.

"Boys? I'm all man lady!!"


Name that quote...

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 12:59 PM
*stares at keyboard*

Q...W...E...R...T

That's why I screwed up.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 01:00 PM
"Boys? I'm all man lady!!"


Name that quote...
I'd make you make a mess in your pants like a boy, i already did it to ult.

Brian M.
06-19-2006, 01:01 PM
She did.

I'm off folks, gonna go to Pool.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 01:01 PM
"Boys? I'm all man lady!!"


Name that quote...
I don't know, tu wong fu...:eek

bethamphetamines
06-19-2006, 01:02 PM
yeah i am off too, back later.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 01:02 PM
I'd make you make a mess in your pants like a boy, i already did it to ult.

Yeah, but he has premie problems as it is, so thats an unsuitable comparison.

Mariah
06-19-2006, 01:03 PM
I'm off everyone. Gotta go pay some bills. Corner, here i come.

TinMan
06-19-2006, 01:03 PM
I don't know, tu wong fu...:eek

Brodie from Mallrats.

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 01:06 PM
I work inside until midnight, then i hit the street corner for my other job.

Yeah? What are your rates? Just out of, er, curiosity.

-D

TinMan
06-19-2006, 01:11 PM
Yeah? What are your rates? Just out of, er, curiosity.

-D

Fuckin TLO, already plannin his next "buisness trip"...

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 01:11 PM
theres a purity test? I didn't study, i didn't get a chance to wash or nothing.

Don't worry, there won't be any on-site inspections. Ask next time you're online, I'll see if I can hunt up a copy for you to take. d_s is our reigning low scorer, but maybe you can beat him. (But man, I hope not...)

-D

The Lucky One
06-19-2006, 01:14 PM
Fuckin TLO, already plannin his next "buisness trip"...

Pfffft... my wife works in the same office I do; I'd have better luck just yelling out "So long, honey, I'm off to Michigan to have sex with some woman I met online!"

-D

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:18 PM
Solid! Cheers, d_s. For your part, you're the nicest guy I've ever met to score that low on the purity test.
;)

-D
Awww, much love! And I'm probably nice cuz I'm a reformed slut and all. There is only one way to go after that and that's up...

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:19 PM
Going to visit DDM now are you?
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:21 PM
I'm off everyone. Gotta go pay some bills. Corner, here i come.
Bye sweetie! Make sure to wear low heels. Save the ankles!

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:22 PM
yeah i am off too, back later.
Ah, Beth. She breezes in and out of our lives. It's always all too brief! Bye love!

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:23 PM
Aaaaaand....I appear to be the only one here!

TinMan
06-19-2006, 01:24 PM
Pfffft... my wife works in the same office I do; I'd have better luck just yelling out "So long, honey, I'm off to Michigan to have sex with some woman I met online!"

-D

Dude, that shit would be soooo funny! Just make sure you get it on video when ya do it. :p

TinMan
06-19-2006, 01:25 PM
Aaaaaand....I appear to be the only one here!

Eh, I'm bouncin around the boards here and there. I'll talk to ya my sexxy Native Canadian manwhore!!!

Cayman
06-19-2006, 01:26 PM
I think the counter person at the McDonalds where I went to lunch is transgendered.

Cay

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:27 PM
Eh, I'm bouncin around the boards here and there. I'll talk to ya my sexxy Native Canadian manwhore!!!
Yeah, you're just fantasizing about my smooth caramel skin right now aren't ya bitch?

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:29 PM
I think the counter person at the McDonalds where I went to lunch is transgendered.

Cay
Really? I am friends with this chick who is turning into a man. She has all the hormones and is starting to get stubble. All she really needs now is the final operation to get a penis. She already had the breast removal. The wierd thing is s/he is the biggest male chauvanist pig I have ever met!

Cayman
06-19-2006, 01:30 PM
Really? I am friends with this chick who is turning into a man. She has all the hormones and is starting to get stubble. All she really needs now is the final operation to get a penis. She already had the breast removal. The wierd thing is s/he is the biggest male chauvanist pig I have ever met!

I'm not sure where in the process this person was, but she had the most masculine voice. Maybe she just has that kind of voice, but it seemed completely out of place.

Cay

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:34 PM
I'm not sure where in the process this person was, but she had the most masculine voice. Maybe she just has that kind of voice, but it seemed completely out of place.

Cay
It must suck to be a girl with a deep masculine voice. Speaking of trannies, have you seen Transamerica? Great movie!

Cayman
06-19-2006, 01:35 PM
This singer, Robin Thicke (son of the guy from Growing Pains) looked like this on his first album:

http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/interviews/thicke250.jpg

Now he looks like this:

http://mixmatters.com/featured_record/robin_thicke/robin-thicke4.jpg

Rather big image change.

Cay

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:35 PM
Ooooh, I just realized Canadian Idol is on tonight! They are in the "Hollywood" stage. Except here they go to Toronto. We have 2 people from the Northwest Territories who made it through so I am rooting for them!

dazzler_slave
06-19-2006, 01:36 PM
This singer, Robin Thicke (son of the guy from Growing Pains) looked like this on his first album:

http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/interviews/thicke250.jpg

Now he looks like this:

http://mixmatters.com/featured_record/robin_thicke/robin-thicke4.jpg

Rather big image change.

Cay
He looks way sexier on the new album! I like short hair on a man.

Cayman
06-19-2006, 01:37 PM
Ooooh, I just realized Canadian Idol is on tonight! They are in the "Hollywood" stage. Except here they go to Toronto. We have 2 people from the Northwest Territories who made it through so I am rooting for them!

Have there been other Canadian Idols? How well have the winners done?

Cay

TinMan
06-19-2006, 01:40 PM
Yeah, you're just fantasizing about my smooth caramel skin right now aren't ya bitch?

Eh, I don't even know what your fairy ass looks like, I just know you're "Native Canadian" and like 6'-4". Oh and a slut too, can't forget that.