X-Crescence XXII: Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

[Brian M.]

Have fun X-Cres. I'm gonna join Pete and do a lot of drinking.

[Huzzah!]

Its rather easy to buy a mail order bride,im wondering if Oriental females come ready to be bought..


People are asian

rugs are oriental

[Cayman]

Jinx! you owe me a coke!

OK, but you'll have to wait until San Diego.

Cay

[Matthew K.]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9232/p10101336oo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jake V]

People are asian

rugs are oriental
Not if you're an arrogant, moronic piece of eurotrash who never went to (the equivalent of) high school!

[Jake V]

OK, but you'll have to wait until San Diego.

Cay
You're going? Hooray!

[Huzzah!]

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[Huzzah!]

Not if you're an arrogant, moronic piece of eurotrash who never went to (the equivalent of) high school!

Yes. I guess you are right. The Scarlet witch can make asians oriental

Hextastic



There needs to be a Witch/Jonah Hex crossover

[Brian M.]

Al: I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back. / I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. / I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. / I've seen her on her stupid couch. / I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. / I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife.

Peggy: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.

Bartender: So, where you headed, pal?
Al: Oh, I don't know, some place where there's a lot of girls and no women.
Bartender: Oh, L.A.!

Al: That was a beautiful, lovely movie. I saw 22 hooters, a bunch of guys were killed, had no story at all.
[wipes away a tear]
Al: It had... it had everything.

Angel: I know you think you got it tough: your wife doesn't respect you, your kids think you're a failure, a good day for you is when you don't come across any new foot diseases... Believe me, I sympathize. But you think your life reeks? Take a whiff of mine, pal.
[gets up]
Angel: My wife gained a hundred pounds for every year we were married. We had two kids, I think she ate 'em, I dunno. I hated driving home so much I had vanity plates written up that said "hit me". But despite it all, she loved me. You know how I know? Because she told me. Oh yeah. When I was at work, she loved my father, my brother, by bookie... But when I found my grandfather's teeth in my bed under the pillow, then I knew there was trouble in paradise.
[sits back down]
Angel: That's when I did what any other man would do, Bundy. I canceled my insurance and I hung myself. Showed her, huh?
[laughs insanely]
Al: And you're here to help me, huh?


Several Quotes from a show that should never have been taken off the air. I love Married With Children. You couldn't ask for a funnier show. Fuck Sinfeld, Friends, Frasier, Married With Children was the best.

[Novaya Havoc]

I love Jake V.

Just thought I'd share.

[Cayman]

I love Jake V.

Just thought I'd share.

Is it because he reminds you of Anne Hathaway?

Cay

[Jake V]

Is it because he reminds you of Anne Hathaway?

Cay
I'm so dreamy.

[Huzzah!]

Do you show your titties in a movie no one is ever going to see other than because you show your titties in said movie?

[Jake V]

Do you show your titties in a movie no one is ever going to see other than because you show your titties in said movie?
I was young and confused!

Everyone makes mistakes!

[Huzzah!]

3500 post.


I shall say Excelsior.

Anne Hathaway titties

Jem and the Holograms

the Scarlet Witch being hawkeyes mother

and of course

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/TheHuzzah/jeaaannn.gif

Im the best poster ever

[Jack Flash]

I'm so dreamy.

AND his hair is soooooo perfect!

[Huzzah!]

So i was listening to some Gwen Stefani

hence the b-a-n-a-n-a-s

And i noticed that from my understanding in 2 of her songs she talks about getting shagged in a car. Fetish perhaps?

Also watched Dark Water today..what a horrid pile of doodie

[Fatguy]

Yea, Dark Water was terrible, but I didnt care much for the original either.

[Huzzah!]

Why is it in every movie Jennifer connely looks frumpy. She can look pretty good, but she always looks like she needs a shower

[Mariah]

Thanks Nobs...im trying not to contemplate it..ill cross the bridge when i come to it.
Oh, my poor boy. Let me karate chop that bf of yours, and tell him to get his shit straight, cause noone hurts my boo.

[Mariah]

I'm suddenly inspired to order a Malaysian mail-order bride.
a man i know did that, but i think she's from cambodia. is that close enough?

[Brian M.]

God dam fucking cops. HAHHAHA Fat biggys couldnt; catch me, im a fast white baoy i ebbat that ucksrer good a dn got out o f there. im gonna god to sleep now. bye fcukers nad fuckettes.

[Brian M.]

i fought the law and i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!

i hope they didnt identify mea. hey marisah i'm drunk and its a pefrect time to take advangtae of me. itllme on the lfoor.

[Mariah]

Do you show your titties in a movie no one is ever going to see other than because you show your titties in said movie?
which movie would that be? Havoc or something like that? Or brokeback Mountain, cause she did it in both.

[Rachel Grey]

Morning all.

Morning Rachel, how be things?

Not bad. The old man made curry again but I somehow managed to survive. :)

[Mariah]

i fought the law and i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!

i hope they didnt identify mea. hey marisah i'm drunk and its a pefrect time to take advangtae of me. itllme on the lfoor.
If you're talking to me, I'm game.

[Rachel Grey]

People are asian

rugs are oriental

Adventures are also Oriental. :D

[Mariah]

i hope they didnt identify mea. hey marisah i'm drunk and its a pefrect time to take advangtae of me. itllme on the lfoor.
Oh, damn. He passed out. Now what am i gonna do? (reaches for goody bag)

[Rachel Grey]

Oh, damn. He passed out. Now what am i gonna do? (reaches for goody bag)

Grrrmph, JIGGLY! pulls out a texter and draws all over UTVol's face.

[Foley]

Hello, CBR. I am drunk!

[Mariah]

Grrrmph, JIGGLY! pulls out a texter and draws all over UTVol's face.
Yes, come one come all!!! lol

[Foley]

we decided to play flip cup down in old city and then make fun of the people who walked by Hannah's. I'm pretty sure I'm an ass...

[Sentinel K]

Man, I was optimistic by thinking I could do 24 hours.

I only managed 9 hours before falling asleep.

My friend did 10 before vomming.

[Jake V]

Man, I was optimistic by thinking I could do 24 hours.

I only managed 9 hours before falling asleep.

My friend did 10 before vomming.
Is this 9 hours of beer or liquor?

Because I could only manage 10 of beer, and that was really pacing myself.

[Zombienorthstar]

Man, I was optimistic by thinking I could do 24 hours.

I only managed 9 hours before falling asleep.

My friend did 10 before vomming.


Your a trouper my friend...

I dont do beer....i know im perpetuating the gay stereotype but i really dont like the taste...Vodka, Bacardi, Apple Schapps....now those i can knock back.

[Brian Cronin]

Updated. ;)

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2006/04/27/comic-book-urban-legend-revealed-48/

-Brian

[Zombienorthstar]

Does anyone like that video for the All American Rejects song 'Dirty Little Secret'?

That card that says i only love two of my children is so sad....:( but must be true for some parents....

[The Fury]

I have to say, while I now get my comics from Sandra at www.Livewireworld.com And they are incredibly cheap (get discount and conversation rates are currently in UKs favour).

I hate having to wait on the comics. Stupid Civil War being all important.

But hey, at least I get 3 previews books this week, including Uncanny. :D

[Jack Flash]

Updated. ;)

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2006/04/27/comic-book-urban-legend-revealed-48/

-Brian
good deal!!!!

really interesting stuff Brian.

[Sentinel K]

Is this 9 hours of beer or liquor?

Because I could only manage 10 of beer, and that was really pacing myself.

Bit of both. But mostly beer.

It was only one an hour though.

We were planning 8pm to 8pm.

Instead we got 8pm to 5pm. Was fun though. Nearly got into 2 fights with a couple of black 'gangstas' and a couple of pissheads respectively.

[twilight]

Does anyone like that video for the All American Rejects song 'Dirty Little Secret'?

That card that says i only love two of my children is so sad....:( but must be true for some parents....

You know those were all Postsecret cards right?

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

[Zombienorthstar]

You know those were all Postsecret cards right?

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/


What are Post secret cards...are they some sort of net phoenomenon?

[twilight]

What are Post secret cards...are they some sort of net phoenomenon?

If you've got a secret you want to tell you write it down on a postcard and send it to Postsecret.

Some really sad stuff comes through there as well as some really amazing looking postcards.

I've contemplated doing one.

[Zombienorthstar]

If you've got a secret you want to tell you write it down on a postcard and send it to Postsecret.

Some really sad stuff comes through there as well as some really amazing looking postcards.

I've contemplated doing one.


Maybe we should judt steal the idea dn tell eacother secrets :D TO be fair X-Cres is fairly anonymous for most of us.

Whats your secret Twi?:confused:

[twilight]

Whats your secret Twi?:confused:

If I told you it wouldn't be secret ;)

[Brian M.]

I was on the Strip Foley at the Hannah's down there. A girl from work came out w/ us and she gets almost all her drinks for free at Hannah's. Then I got in a fight and almost got arrested but I ran. I ran fast I think. Ran all the way up to Highland where my buddies house is and sat on the porch. The good news is non of my friends ratted me out and the fucking frat kid w/ the popped top collar and the shirts 6 sizes too small is gonna have one hell of a shiner.

[Zombienorthstar]

I was on the Strip Foley at the Hannah's down there. A girl from work came out w/ us and she gets almost all her drinks for free at Hannah's. Then I got in a fight and almost got arrested but I ran. I ran fast I think. Ran all the way up to Highland where my buddies house is and sat on the porch. The good news is non of my friends ratted me out and the fucking frat kid w/ the popped top collar and the shirts 6 sizes too small is gonna have one hell of a shiner.


*CLAP CLAP CLAP* well done Bri...you beat up a kid....:D


These young whippersnappers...theres no discipline.

[Brian M.]

*CLAP CLAP CLAP* well done Bri...you beat up a kid....:D


These young whippersnappers...theres no discipline.

No I'm sorry I hate frat guys. I flat out fucking hate them. Automatically when their in the same room my fuse is that much shorter. I went out w/ a bunch of friends from work and we went to this bar. We had a nice big table and everyone was having a good time and drinking. These duchebags came over and started talking to the girls we were with. No big deal, I honestly didn't give two shits b/c I don't care about any of those girls like that. So I go back to drinking my beer then I hear one of the kids tell one the girls that they really should ditch these fags, yea he called us fags like he was 12, and come hang out w/ some Abercrombie models b/c they'll never see guys who look as good as them. The girls declined and I told them that was enough, let us drink in peace. Well it's never good enough for someone that they leave quietly, this asshole had to run his mouth. He started telling the girls they weren't pretty enough anyway for them. Well it's like midnight so we decide to go ahead and head back to my buddies place and finish up there b/c work today would suck w/o sleep. So on my way out the door I get stopped by two of the frat guys in the group. I don't remember exactly what happened after that but I do know I hit one of them square in the eye. I think some more blows were traded, can't quite remember but i know the cops were near by and they told me to stop. Well after my alcohol content I was't gonna do that. I ran. I know that campus like the back of my hand and I took some yards and backyards all the way to my buddies place. Safe and sound.

[Zombienorthstar]

No I'm sorry I hate frat guys. I flat out fucking hate them. Automatically when their in the same room my fuse is that much shorter. I went out w/ a bunch of friends from work and we went to this bar. We had a nice big table and everyone was having a good time and drinking. These duchebags came over and started talking to the girls we were with. No big deal, I honestly didn't give two shits b/c I don't care about any of those girls like that. So I go back to drinking my beer then I hear one of the kids tell one the girls that they really should ditch these fags, yea he called us fags like he was 12, and come hang out w/ some Abercrombie models b/c they'll never see guys who look as good as them. The girls declined and I told them that was enough, let us drink in peace. Well it's never good enough for someone that they leave quietly, this asshole had to run his mouth. He started telling the girls they weren't pretty enough anyway for them. Well it's like midnight so we decide to go ahead and head back to my buddies place and finish up there b/c work today would suck w/o sleep. So on my way out the door I get stopped by two of the frat guys in the group. I don't remember exactly what happened after that but I do know I hit one of them square in the eye. I think some more blows were traded, can't quite remember but i know the cops were near by and they told me to stop. Well after my alcohol content I was't gonna do that. I ran. I know that campus like the back of my hand and I took some yards and backyards all the way to my buddies place. Safe and sound.


Ahh...i assumed they desrved it...any Abercrombie and Fitch model deserves it;)

Plus calling you a fag....Brian how did they know? Even Kaleigh hasnt figured that out yet :D Despite Flight and yourself being so BLATANT

[Brian M.]

Ahh...i assumed they desrved it...any Abercrombie and Fitch model deserves it;)

Plus calling you a fag....Brian how did they know? Even Kaleigh hasnt figured that out yet :D Despite Flight and yourself being so BLATANT

Got me. All becuase they got turned down by the girls we were with. Their lucky Kay wasn't there or it would have been worse for them. I think she hits harder then me.

[Zombienorthstar]

Got me. All becuase they got turned down by the girls we were with. Their lucky Kay wasn't there or it would have been worse for them. I think she hits harder then me.


Always the way...

I had a funny experience the other day...was walking along and ome guy called me a 'dirty faggot'. My mum was wlakign with me and didnt hear what the guy said until i turned and gave him the obligatory 'fuck off' She asked why i had done it and i explained. She asked how he knew i was a gay and i laughed and pointed out that i was holding my mothers shopping bags and walking along with her.


If only i could make heads explode.

[Brian M.]

Always the way...

I had a funny experience the other day...was walking along and ome guy called me a 'dirty faggot'. My mum was wlakign with me and didnt hear what the guy said until i turned and gave him the obligatory 'fuck off' She asked why i had done it and i explained. She asked how he knew i was a gay and i laughed and pointed out that i was holding my mothers shopping bags and walking along with her.


If only i could make heads explode.

Yea that would really make me angry. I hate it when people come from nowhere and say something about someone w/o knowing them. I can't tell you how many times I've had girls w/ me who were called sluts just b/c they wouldn't suck a guy off in the back of a bar. I thought a slut was someone who would suck them off in the back of a bar? I don't get people some day, why be angry at someone who's done nothing to you.

[Zombienorthstar]

Yea that would really make me angry. I hate it when people come from nowhere and say something about someone w/o knowing them. I can't tell you how many times I've had girls w/ me who were called sluts just b/c they wouldn't suck a guy off in the back of a bar. I thought a slut was someone who would suck them off in the back of a bar? I don't get people some day, why be angry at someone who's done nothing to you.


Yeah...i mean i didnt get to angry...as i am a fag...:D

I'm usually quite a placid bloke...learned to take alot of flak.
But once i was sitting on a bus and this guy just kept calling me stuff over and over for about twenty mins (i was with my guy so it was obvious...not that we were being all touchy feely or anything) So we get off at our stop and the guy follows us still shouting things. So i turned around (and in my finest moment) told him that when his mates asked where he got the black eye he could say 'i got lamped by a poof' then i decked him...

yeah...

that was a good day.

[Brian M.]

Yeah...i mean i didnt get to angry...as i am a fag...:D

I'm usually quite a placid bloke...learned to take alot of flak.
But once i was sitting on a bus and this guy just kept calling me stuff over and over for about twenty mins (i was with my guy so it was obvious...not that we were being all touchy feely or anything) So we get off at our stop and the guy follows us still shouting things. So i turned around (and in my finest moment) told him that when his mates asked where he got the black eye he could say 'i got lamped by a poof' then i decked him...

yeah...

that was a good day.

LOL Nice. Yea, that's just flat out pathetic to call someone you don't know a dam name, much less follow them. Plus you Brits and your language, "lamped by a poof". Awesome.

[Zombienorthstar]

LOL Nice. Yea, that's just flat out pathetic to call someone you don't know a dam name, much less follow them. Plus you Brits and your language, "lamped by a poof". Awesome.


Yeah its not like lamped is a word i use often but it sounds so much better than punched.


My friends always make me laugh. We were tlaking the other day saying how they didnt believe my boyfriend and I are really gay :D They said we acted like two straight blokes going out getting pissed, playing very immature games (like Gay bait :D ) and neither of us are camp at all: we're very much boys ;)

For more information on the very fun game of Gay Bait, just ask.

[Zombienorthstar]

What i downloaded today on iTunes:

Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects

Just A Day by Feeder

Shoulda Woulda Coulda by Beverly Knight

Time is running out by Muse.

[Brian M.]

Yeah its not like lamped is a word i use often but it sounds so much better than punched.


My friends always make me laugh. We were tlaking the other day saying how they didnt believe my boyfriend and I are really gay :D They said we acted like two straight blokes going out getting pissed, playing very immature games (like Gay bait :D ) and neither of us are camp at all: we're very much boys ;)

For more information on the very fun game of Gay Bait, just ask.

I think I understand what that is, I'll be fine just going w/ my assumption. Yea, I was once told in a mall that I walk too aggressively. Apprently I didn't give this fat thug look kid the room he thought he should have as he walked down the walkways in the Mall. I was walking with 6 other friends and after a while we leaned up agains the rails to decide what we were gonna do. This fat thug looking white kid came up and tapped me on the shoulder and I look down and he's yelling at me that I pumped him on purpose. I laughed and told him that if I wanted to fight on the Merry Midgets from Oz I'd go to their reunions. He told me I walked too agressively. I laughed in his face. It was priceless.

[Zombienorthstar]

I think I understand what that is, I'll be fine just going w/ my assumption. Yea, I was once told in a mall that I walk too aggressively. Apprently I didn't give this fat thug look kid the room he thought he should have as he walked down the walkways in the Mall. I was walking with 6 other friends and after a while we leaned up agains the rails to decide what we were gonna do. This fat thug looking white kid came up and tapped me on the shoulder and I look down and he's yelling at me that I pumped him on purpose. I laughed and told him that if I wanted to fight on the Merry Midgets from Oz I'd go to their reunions. He told me I walked too agressively. I laughed in his face. It was priceless.


Is it indicative of my sickness that id love to see an all out brawl between a whole gang of midgets?

Gay Bait is me and my boyfriend being very silly and seeing how many womens phone numbers you can get. There are rules though to avoid harming innocent women.
1) If the woman asks if you gonna call her you cant lie
2) You cant ask for her number
3) You cant lie if she asks if your gay

Disclaimer: We are aware this is immature...hence why it only happens when we are VERY drunk.

[Cayman]

I like the way Pet Shop Boys sing "Casanova" as "Casernover" and will pronounce it the same way if I ever have a reason to say "Casanova" outloud.

Cay

[Cayman]

What i downloaded today on iTunes:

Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects

Just A Day by Feeder

Shoulda Woulda Coulda by Beverly Knight

Time is running out by Muse.

I like Time Is Running Out and Dirty Little Secret.

Haven't heard the others.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

I like Time Is Running Out and Dirty Little Secret.

Haven't heard the others.

Cay


Download Just a Day by Feeder...its great. Its very upbeat poppy metal that is music to jump around to...im determined you will all listen to this great song. It makes your day better.

[Cayman]

I'VE HEARD THE NEW BEYONCE SONG TOO, FLIGHT!!


You're not so special.

Cay

[Cayman]

Download Just a Day by Feeder...its great. Its very upbeat poppy metal that is music to jump around to...im determined you will all listen to this great song. It makes your day better.

Are they the band whose drummer killed himself?

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

I'VE HEARD THE NEW BEYONCE SONG TOO, FLIGHT!!


You're not so special.

Cay

Oh he is special needs

[Mariah]

I'VE HEARD THE NEW BEYONCE SONG TOO, FLIGHT!!


You're not so special.

Cay
Beyonce is my girl, i love that new song. It's much better than check on it. And Zombie, (I don't know your real name), just keep your head up. I don't understand how it is that people hate everyone that doesn't seem to fit their idea of normal. Btw, my real name is LaLanda.

[Zombienorthstar]

Beyonce is my girl, i love that new song. It's much better than check on it.


Really? Lesbian love between Mariah and Beyonce? Well i never!


I admit Beyonce is a good artist...but does anyone get the impression that shes probably a real bitch in real life? I kinda hope she is :D

[Mariah]

Really? Lesbian love between Mariah and Beyonce? Well i never!


I admit Beyonce is a good artist...but does anyone get the impression that shes probably a real bitch in real life? I kinda hope she is :D
She's probably one of the few girls that i could see myself going lesbian for. Anyone wanna hold the camera for the video?;)

[Zombienorthstar]

It's much better than check on it. And Zombie, (I don't know your real name), just keep your head up. I don't understand how it is that people hate everyone that doesn't seem to fit their idea of normal. Btw, my real name is LaLanda.


My real name is Lewis...WOW the alliteration possibilities

The Lucious, Laugh out Loud Escapades of Lewis and LaLanda in outerspace!!!


Stan Lee would be proud.

Ill be the first to admit im not normal. But i lvoe a bigots face when they're surprised that a gay boy can fight lol.:p

[Mariah]

My real name is Lewis...WOW the alliteration possibilities

The Lucious, Laugh out Loud Escapades of Lewis and LaLanda in outerspace!!!


Stan Lee would be proud.

Ill be the first to admit im not normal. But i lvoe a bigots face when they're surprised that a gay boy can fight lol.:p
lol you are a crazy white boy, you know that.

[Cayman]

Really? Lesbian love between Mariah and Beyonce? Well i never!


I admit Beyonce is a good artist...but does anyone get the impression that shes probably a real bitch in real life? I kinda hope she is :D

I remember thinking so after she kicked me out of Destiny's Child after a mere 2 days.

However, time heals all wounds. She has her multi-platinum recording career and the occasional movie, and I have my grunt-level IT work, so it's all good.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

lol you are a crazy white boy, you know that.


What do you mean....FUCK your right i am white!!!!


Do you think my parents lied to me? I mean were just a normal family right?

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/mewithfamily.jpg

[Mariah]

What do you mean....FUCK your right i am white!!!!


Do you think my parents lied to me? I mean were just a normal family right?

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/mewithfamily.jpg
You could be an albino

[Mariah]

I remember thinking so after she kicked me out of Destiny's Child after a mere 2 days.

However, time heals all wounds. She has her multi-platinum recording career and the occasional movie, and I have my grunt-level IT work, so it's all good.

Cay
You could end up like LaToya Luckett, and have a clothing store and a recording contract 6 years later.

[Cayman]

You could end up like LaToya Luckett, and have a clothing store and a recording contract 6 years later.

But I'd rather be the one called Farrah.

Just because then my name would be Farrah!

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

You could be an albino


Yeah thats it. I mean my parents wouldnt lie...

And i have got a wonderful bodunkadunk.


I was one of the boys from O-Town...look at me now...

...
...


...
...

:( Crap.

[Mariah]

But I'd rather be the one called Farrah.

Just because then my name would be Farrah!

Cay
Then you could always have Farrah hair;)

[Cayman]

Yeah thats it. I mean my parents wouldnt lie...

And i have got a wonderful bodunkadunk.


I was one of the boys from O-Town...look at me now...

...
...


...
...

:( Crap.

I was kind of surprised that the hot one from O-Town who was always in the shower managed a solo Top 40 hit.

Cay

[Mariah]

Yeah thats it. I mean my parents wouldnt lie...

And i have got a wonderful bodunkadunk.


I was one of the boys from O-Town...look at me now...

...
...


...
...

:( Crap.
The one had a show on Mtv, and boy did he get uglier. Good god, he used to be phine back in the day.

[Mariah]

I was kind of surprised that the hot one from O-Town who was always in the shower managed a solo Top 40 hit.

Cay
Maybe he thought he could really sing, after all You do sound good singing in the shower.

[Cayman]

Then you could always have Farrah hair;)

Or at least finally an excuse for why I always have Farrah hair.

Cay

[Cayman]

The one had a show on Mtv, and boy did he get uglier. Good god, he used to be phine back in the day.

Hmmm, I just looked up a picture of him and he doesn't look so shower-worthy now.

Cay

[Mariah]

here you go, utv, your spoils of war...hope you enjoy
27118
me all thugged out.

[Zombienorthstar]

Then you could always have Farrah hair;)


Dont do it girl..it aint worth it.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/mewithfarrah.jpg

[Mariah]

Hmmm, I just looked up a picture of him and he doesn't look so shower-worthy now.

Cay
He's shower worthy, the kind where you intentionally put soap in your eyes so you can't see.

[Mariah]

Dont do it girl..it aint worth it.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/mewithfarrah.jpg
Boo boo, that is a good look for you

[The Fury]

I watched a few minutes of a show called 'Laguna Beach' earlier on MTV. Man was it crap

But is that fake or real? becuase if it is real they sure do act alot.

[Zombienorthstar]

Oh snap!!!

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/measmariah.jpg

[Mariah]

I watched a few minutes of a show called 'Laguna Beach' earlier on MTV. Man was it crap

But is that fake or real? becuase if it is real they sure do act alot.
it's supposed to be a reality show, but i dont' see kids really acting like that. And if it is, white kids are weird.

[The Fury]

me all thugged out.
This really you?

*straightens clothes, checks breath*


Hello. :)

[Mariah]

Oh snap!!!

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/measmariah.jpg
we could be twins

[Cayman]

I watched a few minutes of a show called 'Laguna Beach' earlier on MTV. Man was it crap

But is that fake or real? becuase if it is real they sure do act alot.

I read this thing in Entertainment Weekly about how fake it was.

I used to live near there though. Seeing Southern California makes me a bit homesick, although that was nowhere near my lifestyle.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

it's supposed to be a reality show, but i dont' see kids really acting like that. And if it is, white kids are weird.

You need to make a distiniction between rich white american kids...and all the other white kids.

I dont have enough money to be that stupid.

[Mariah]

This really you?

*straightens clothes, checks breath*


Hello. :)
yes, it is really me. Some photos i had done for a modeling agency, but alas, i wasn't picked up.

And hay back. I love accents;)

[Mariah]

You need to make a distiniction between rich white american kids...and all the other white kids.

I dont have enough money to be that stupid.
but i thought you weren't white, just albino.

[The Fury]

it's supposed to be a reality show, but i dont' see kids really acting like that. And if it is, white kids are weird.
No kids are like that, white or not.

It was weird, there was a 5 minute scene I watched, no matter how much I watched it I could not work out if it was real or not. This group of 4 girls were taking about a boy and this other girl, it then cut to a scene with said other girl who was tlaking about one of the group of 4. Then back to the group of 4....it was so confusing.

If that is real, you are right, those kids are weird beyond normal standards. Especially if they act like they are on a TV show when they are not.

[Cayman]

This really you?

*straightens clothes, checks breath*


Hello. :)


Stop that! You've already got a woman!

Although, I cannot pass up this chance to type -

THREESEX!

w00t.

Cay

[Mariah]

No kids are like that, white or not.

It was weird, there was a 5 minute scene I watched, no matter how much I watched it I could not work out if it was real or not. This group of 4 girls were taking about a boy and this other girl, it then cut to a scene with said other girl who was tlaking about one of the group of 4. Then back to the group of 4....it was so confusing.

If that is real, you are right, those kids are weird beyond normal standards. Especially if they act like they are on a TV show when they are not.
The only shows i watch on mtv are the real world/road rules challenges, cause i like to see the dumb ho's on that show get beat down.

[The Fury]

And hay back. I love accents;)
Yeah, i get that alot.

I seem to have tis weird +5 on the charm scale just becuase I'm English. Of course, i ain;t going to argue about it if hot foreign girls thinks it's sexy.

[Mariah]

THREESEX!
Is that anything like a fourgy?

[Zombienorthstar]

Mariah is easily the hottest comic nerd ive ever seen....i would turn for you girl.

Liz has some competition.

[Zombienorthstar]

Yeah, i get that alot.

I seem to have tis weird +5 on the charm scale just becuase I'm English. Of course, i ain;t going to argue about it if hot foreign girls thinks it's sexy.


Agreed american people in particular seem to lvoe the accents. All you have to do is apologise liek Hugh grant alot with an american person and they will pretty much let you fuck them right there.

[The Fury]

Although, I cannot pass up this chance to type -

THREESEX!

w00t.

Cay
I give it another few weeks until the entire comic book forum coomunity here and everywhere is typing 'threesex'.

The only shows i watch on mtv are the real world/road rules challenges, cause i like to see the dumb ho's on that show get beat down.
Funnily enough, I don't watch any of the shows on MTV, it's one of my stops for when I'm bored looking for music videos.

[Mariah]

Yeah, i get that alot.

I seem to have tis weird +5 on the charm scale just becuase I'm English. Of course, i ain;t going to argue about it if hot foreign girls thinks it's sexy.
I can see why. Although, my favorite accents are spanish accents, but shoot, even southern accents get me excited...for lack of a better term.

[Mariah]

Mariah is easily the hottest comic nerd ive ever seen....i would turn for you girl.

Liz has some competition.
You should see my sister, but the only time i can get her to come into the comic shop is if i buy her buffy stuff.

[Mariah]

Agreed american people in particular seem to lvoe the accents. All you have to do is apologise liek Hugh grant alot with an american person and they will pretty much let you fuck them right there.
True. Hard to admit, but it is very true. At least from personal experience.

[The Fury]

Is that anything like a fourgy?
Sure...why not.

I can see why. Although, my favorite accents are spanish accents, but shoot, even southern accents get me excited...for lack of a better term.
Southern American? really?....okay. *Looks arround worried*

You should see my sister, but the only time i can get her to come into the comic shop is if i buy her buffy stuff..
...so your basically saying your sister is hot?

Cool.

[Cayman]

Is that anything like a fourgy?

But with one less.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

I got horribly addicted to Making the Band 3...and i still dont understand why

I dont like P Diddy

I wont listen to an rnb girlband

But for some reason the dumb bitches crying about 'how hard' it was made me laugh.

[Arrjay]

Hey folks!

I have a request.

If you feel the need to talk about the Australia-Brazil game today then please use spoiler tags as I am atwork and a friend is taping the game for me.

I don't want to know anything!!

So. Please be thoughtful.

Use spoiler tags.

:)

[The Fury]

True. Hard to admit, but it is very true. At least from personal experience.
*Leaves and gets on flight to Michigan*

[The Fury]

So. Please be thoughtful.

Use spoiler tags.

:)
Will do!

:)

[rilokyle]

Agreed american people in particular seem to lvoe the accents. All you have to do is apologise liek Hugh grant alot with an american person and they will pretty much let you fuck them right there.
Gotta say, you're dead on. There's just something about those damn English accents- so hot. They just sound so prim and proper and refined I guess, and just plain cool. I like Australian accents too- similar, but a little more edgy I'd say. Oh, and I'm not sure what you're talking about with Hugh Grant, but just mentioning the name Hugh Grant makes me swoon lol. Like, who doesn't love "Love Actually?" So many Brits, so many love stories. Yay England! :)

[Zombienorthstar]

*Leaves and gets on flight to Michigan*


Fury, me old mucker we should impress that fit bird Mariah by talking in english slang. Maybe then you can get her up the old apples and pears and get your leg over!

[Cayman]

When I hear people talking like Hugh Grant, I want to charge them 50 bucks for a blowjob.

I don't know why.

Cay

[Cayman]

Hey folks!

I have a request.

If you feel the need to talk about the Australia-Brazil game today then please use spoiler tags as I am atwork and a friend is taping the game for me.

I don't want to know anything!!

So. Please be thoughtful.

Use spoiler tags.

:)

It turns out Australia has been dead the whole time, and Brazil is really Keyser Soze.

Cay

[Mariah]

*Leaves and gets on flight to Michigan*
I'll be waiting at the terminal, and we can do it ghetto style, in the ladies room:P

[The Fury]

Fury, me old mucker we should impress that fit bird Mariah by talking in english slang. Maybe then you can get her up the old apples and pears and get your leg over!
Sure thing, mate.

*Thinks of Englishy things to say in response*

*Goes blank*

er...Trousers.

[Mariah]

Fury, me old mucker we should impress that fit bird Mariah by talking in english slang. Maybe then you can get her up the old apples and pears and get your leg over!
You know, I would love to learn how to speak like a proper English lady. Maybe y'all can teach me?

[The Fury]

I'll be waiting at the terminal, and we can do it ghetto style, in the ladies room:P
Hmm, cool.

I've had that offer before.

My girlfriend is away at the moment returns in a few weeks, she's getting abit frisky. I think that's the first this she has in mind when she gets back.

[Cayman]

Hmm, cool.

I've had that offer before.

My girlfriend is away at the moment returns in a few weeks, she's getting abit frisky. I think that's the first this she has in mind when she gets back.

But what if it's not a ghetto airport?

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

You know, I would love to learn how to speak like a proper English lady. Maybe y'all can teach me?


Well technically i was speaking East End cockney (which is kind of like ghetto for London lol)

And that idea sounds too much like My Fair Lady, Mariah. English ladies just pronounce their h's...

[Mariah]

But what if it's not a ghetto airport?

Cay
He'll just have to ride the soul plane, where they have a bathroom attendant, and a caucasian adaptor for their booties, and then he'll find the ghetto terminal.

[The Fury]

Maybe y'all can teach me?
Cut out the "Y'all" for a start.

Proper Enlgish ladies do not hardly exist anymore, just go round saying 'bloody' alot in a dodgy englsih accent and american's won't know the difference.

[Cayman]

I know how English ladies talk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/images/396x222/emily_florence.jpg

Cay

[Mariah]

Cut out the "Y'all" for a start.

Proper Enlgish ladies do not hardly exist anymore, just go round saying 'bloody' alot in a dodgy englsih accent and american's won't know the difference.
So I'll sound like Madonna? well, she goes by Madge, and my name's LaLanda, so I'm thinking...

[Zombienorthstar]

Cut out the "Y'all" for a start.

Proper Enlgish ladies do not hardly exist anymore, just go round saying 'bloody' alot in a dodgy englsih accent and american's won't know the difference.


I dotn understand why the Americans find us so DAMN fuckable.

And the idea that theres one english accent is wrong too youve got:


West Country
Manc
Scouse
Geordie
Cockney

[Mariah]

Well technically i was speaking East End cockney (which is kind of like ghetto for London lol)

And that idea sounds too much like My Fair Lady, Mariah. English ladies just pronounce their h's...
Works for me, except the h's thing has me baffled.

[Mariah]

I know how English ladies talk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/images/396x222/emily_florence.jpg

Cay
Wow, that's sexy lol

[Cayman]

So I'll sound like Madonna? well, she goes by Madge, and my name's LaLanda, so I'm thinking...

http://www.tvacres.com/images/madge2_1969.jpg

You're soaking in it.

Cay

[The Fury]

And that idea sounds too much like My Fair Lady, Mariah. English ladies just pronounce their h's...
And their 't's.

'a's are pronouced 'arr'. eg grass is not 'gr-ass', it's 'gr-arss'

[Mariah]

I dotn understand why the Americans find us so DAMN fuckable.

And the idea that theres one english accent is wrong too youve got:


West Country
Manc
Scouse
Geordie
Cockney
Because you sound like you'd be gentlemen, and trust me, growing up around a bunch of wanna be thugs, it's a welcome change.

[Zombienorthstar]

Works for me, except the h's thing has me baffled.


Dont worry your little head. Your too hot to be an aristocratic British lady...this is the best princess we've got...

http://www.royal.gov.uk/files/images/kids_photos_jubilee_beatriceeugenie.jpg

[Cayman]

I dotn understand why the Americans find us so DAMN fuckable.

And the idea that theres one english accent is wrong too youve got:


West Country
Manc
Scouse
Geordie
Cockney

http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/Jude%20Law.JPG

Cay

[Mariah]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/madge2_1969.jpg

You're soaking in it.

Cay
It's about time. Good afternoon, all. Anyone interested in tea and strumpets?

[The Fury]

So I'll sound like Madonna? well, she goes by Madge, and my name's LaLanda, so I'm thinking...
Your thinking you'll go by 'Lala'?

Your sister go by 'Po'?

And yeah well, we've been trying to kick Madonna out this country since she arrived.

[Zombienorthstar]

Because you sound like you'd be gentlemen, and trust me, growing up around a bunch of wanna be thugs, it's a welcome change.

East London...is nothing BUT wannabe thugs...observe what we call a chav...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darkpowers/chav.jpgMe personally yes i dont have an accent...i tend towards your stereotypical English guy who apologises too much...

[The Fury]

West Country
Manc
Scouse
Geordie
Cockney
Mid Kent accent is the best.

[Mariah]

Dont worry your little head. Your too hot to be an aristocratic British lady...this is the best princess we've got...

http://www.royal.gov.uk/files/images/kids_photos_jubilee_beatriceeugenie.jpg
OOh they're pretty.

The closest thing we have to royalty would be the kennedy's. And JFK Jr. was hot, poor thing died too early.

Unless you count the Jackson family as musical royalty, and that'd have to be Janet Jackson as their leading ambassador.

[Zombienorthstar]

OOh they're pretty.

The closest thing we have to royalty would be the kennedy's. And JFK Jr. was hot, poor thing died too early.

Unless you count the Jackson family as musical royalty, and that'd have to be Janet Jackson as their leading ambassador.


The Bush girls are dog ugly.

[Mariah]

http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/Jude%20Law.JPG

Cay
I think i just got wet. shoot, I'll apply to be his babysitter anytime.

[Cayman]

Hee-hee, the September Marvel solicits for Spider-Man spell "vulnerable" as "venerable".

Cay

[Mariah]

Your thinking you'll go by 'Lala'?

Your sister go by 'Po'?

And yeah well, we've been trying to kick Madonna out this country since she arrived.
I'm already called Lala, and Lanny. We thank you for taking Madonna off our hands, my cousins fiance went to high school with her when she was in Michigan, and said she was a bitch back then.

And I don't think Saraa would like to be called Po

[The Fury]

i tend towards your stereotypical English guy who apologises too much...
Where you from?

[Mariah]

The Bush girls are dog ugly.
Yes, this is true, that's why I was hoping the horse faced Cary would have won. His daughters we're at least attractive.

[The Fury]

I'm already called Lala, and Lanny. We thank you for taking Madonna off our hands, my cousins fiance went to high school with her when she was in Michigan, and said she was a bitch back then.

And I don't think Saraa would like to be called Po
The Lala/Po reference was from Teletubbies incase you didn't get it. But Lala, suits you. :)

But we don't want her. Seriously, that Simpsons episode where they go to Enlgand and instead of getting offed Homer makes a deal to take Madonna back to america was great. :)


Please...we need rid of her.

[Zombienorthstar]

Where you from?

Dagenham which has the unfortunate problem of being in both Essex and East London.

Im the only one round here who can talk properly. But i loose that if i get drunk or angry.

I got called Loops for much of my childhood.

[The Fury]

Dagenham which has the unfortunate problem of being in both Essex and East London.

Im the only one round here who can talk properly. But i loose that if i get drunk or angry.

I got called Loops for much of my childhood.
Dagenham, cool. Yes, big problem the accent thing there. Not the greatest of places to come from for accents.

But I assure you, everyone has an accent.



but me. :)

[Mariah]

The Lala/Po reference was from Teletubbies incase you didn't get it. But Lala, suits you. :)

But we don't want her. Seriously, that Simpsons episode where they go to Enlgand and instead of getting offed Homer makes a deal to take Madonna back to america was great. :)


Please...we need rid of her.
I didn't get it. My nickname amongst my family is Jessica Simpson, because I am soo very ditzy.

I loved that episode.

What, you haven't taken up kaballeh yet? What's the matter with you?

[Zombienorthstar]

Dagenham, cool. Yes, big problem the accent thing there. Not the greatest of places to come from for accents.

But I assure you, everyone has an accent.



but me. :)


Where are you Fury?

[bethamphetamines]

afternoon all.

[The Fury]

I didn't get it. My nickname amongst my family is Jessica Simpson, because I am soo very ditzy.
You didn't ask if tuna was chicken did you?


What, you haven't taken up kaballeh yet? What's the matter with you?
I'm normal.


and Also well endowed.

[The Fury]

Where are you Fury?
Now, Nottingham.

Oringially (aka accent wise) mid Kent, near Canterbury.

Sadly also near Chav capital of the World, Chatham.

Luckily, mmy accent is no where near chav, I'm posh Kent.

[Mariah]

You didn't ask if tuna was chicken did you?


I'm normal.


and Also well endowed.
I thought that virgin hair came from virgin girls, I didn't realize it came from undied, untreated hair. Amongst other ditzy things.

How well endowed would that be?

[The Fury]

afternoon all.
BETH!!!!!! :D :D :D

[bethamphetamines]

BETH!!!!!! :D :D :D


Hey Kri! How is life on the other side of the pond?

[The Fury]

I thought that virgin hair came from virgin girls, I didn't realize it came from undied, untreated hair. Amongst other ditzy things.

How well endowed would that be?
Cool, not as bad as Jessica Simpson but good enough.

And the second thing i am not answering...you'll have to find out for yourself.

[Mariah]

Hey Kri! How is life on the other side of the pond?
You guys live near eachother?

[Mariah]

Cool, not as bad as Jessica Simpson but good enough.

And the second thing i am not answering...you'll have to find out for yourself.
When does your flight come in?

[The Fury]

Hey Kri! How is life on the other side of the pond?
BETH!!! :D :D :D

Where have you been? We missed you.

Things are okay over here.

[The Fury]

You guys live near eachother?
Hahaha,...nice one.

When does your flight come in?
Thursday.

[Mariah]

Hahaha,...nice one.


Thursday.
Oh, I have to work.

[bethamphetamines]

BETH!!! :D :D :D

Where have you been? We missed you.

Things are okay over here.

I know, I got blitzed with work and visiting the bf. But I am back.


And Mariah, pond is a cheeky way of referring to the Atlantic Ocean. I live in St.Louis

[bethamphetamines]

What flight is that Kri?

[Mariah]

I know, I got blitzed with work and visiting the bf. But I am back.


And Mariah, pond is a cheeky way of referring to the Atlantic Ocean. I live in St.Louis
lol, thanks, I was joking. Trying to play up the ditzy side, you'd be amazed at what you can get away with with guys present. At least, it works for me.

[The Fury]

Oh, I have to work.
Dang.


I know, I got blitzed with work and visiting the bf. But I am back.
Cool. Good to know.

No one answers my PMs nowadays.

What flight is that Kri?
Mariah likes Enlgish accents...I thought/joked about flying there...

[bethamphetamines]

Mariah likes Enlgish accents...I thought/joked about flying there...


Oh I see how it is. Fly out to see her, but not me. Hmph. Where is Pete when I need him?

[The Fury]

Oh I see how it is. Fly out to see her, but not me. Hmph. Where is Pete when I need him?
Have I not offered to do that to you as well?

I could have sworn I'd offered to most hot girls who most here that I'd do that.


she kind offered to 'do stuff' as well.

.
.


.
.


Fine *Gets on Flight to see Beth*...*Gets lost on way, end up is Alaska*

[Mariah]

Oh I see how it is. Fly out to see her, but not me. Hmph. Where is Pete when I need him?
We can share him, and have threesex as someone posted earlier.

[Zombienorthstar]

We can share him, and have threesex as someone posted earlier.


I wanna join in then it can be a fourgy....unfortunatly im gay...so petes ust gonna have to bite the pillow and get it over with.;)

[bethamphetamines]

Fine *Gets on Flight to see Beth*...*Gets lost on way, end up is Alaska*
Going to go see Dazzler Slave instead eh?? Dildo worked that well? :eek: :D

[Mariah]

I wanna join in then it can be a fourgy....unfortunatly im gay...so petes ust gonna have to bite the pillow and get it over with.;)
Oh, my boys' a top. All right big daddy. If you ever decide to switch teams, I'll help you unleash your freak

[Mariah]

Going to go see Dazzler Slave instead eh?? Dildo worked that well? :eek: :D
omg, lol, that is too funny. but the sad thing is, that it's often times true.

[The Fury]

Going to go see Dazzler Slave instead eh?? Dildo worked that well? :eek: :D
DS is in Alaska?

I thought he was in Kentucky?

Fine...*Stays at home and waits for hot girlfriend.*

[Zombienorthstar]

DS is in Alaska?

I thought he was in Kentucky?

Fine...*Stays at home and waits for hot girlfriend.*


*hastily dons wig and hightails it up to Nottingham* Dont want my cover to be blown.

[Mariah]

*hastily dons wig and hightails it up to Nottingham* Dont want my cover to be blown.
lol, le sigh. I guess you can't change everyone. Off to the next conquest

[The Fury]

Okay, that is my alotted Internet time up for the day aka Ian's throwing me off the computer.

Beth, hope you have time to answer my PM.

Lala, hope to hear from you. ;)

Have fun all.

[Zombienorthstar]

Okay, that is my alotted Internet time up for the day aka Ian's throwing me off the computer.

Beth, hope you have time to answer my PM.

Lala, hope to hear from you. ;)

Have fun all.


No love for me?

That player is all about the chicas.

[bethamphetamines]

No love for me?

That player is all about the chicas.

he is such a man-hater :rolleyes:

[venuscameback]

*hastily dons wig and hightails it up to Nottingham* Dont want my cover to be blown.

Nottingham? Threesex it is then :evilsmile

[Zombienorthstar]

Nottingham? Threesex it is then :evilsmile


lol...thats where The Fury is

Im in Dagenham...

[Mariah]

No love for me?

That player is all about the chicas.
Dont' worry, boo, I love you.

[venuscameback]

lol...thats where The Fury is

Im in Dagenham...

and you're high-tailing it up to Nottingham ... to where Fury & I live. Together.

[Mariah]

Dagerham, Nottingham, dang, you english blokes sure do like your pork products:p

[Zombienorthstar]

Dont' worry, boo, I love you.


Thats true...hey we can play Hag Hog...thats a fun game for when your drunk.


You ever played it Mariah?

The female friends of gay men are notoriously beautiful. When my friends and i go out and get too drunk we make the males in the pub jealous as we pretend the girl is our girlfriend. Its fun to see them try and figure out how this ugly son of a bitch got the beautiful girl...all the while not knowing i dont want to shag her. :D

[venuscameback]

Dagerham, Nottingham, dang, you english blokes sure do like your pork products:p

Kri and I are both partial to a bit of sausage. and back bacon. and our favourite pizza topping is meatballs.

yea, I'm sensing a pattern here

[bethamphetamines]

Kri and I are both partial to a bit of sausage. and back bacon. and our favourite pizza topping is meatballs.

yea, I'm sensing a pattern here

IAN!!!! hello.

[Mariah]

Thats true...hey we can play Hag Hog...thats a fun game for when your drunk.


You ever played it Mariah?

The female friends of gay men are notoriously beautiful. When my friends and i go out and get too drunk we make the males in the pub jealous as we pretend the girl is our girlfriend. Its fun to see them try and figure out how this ugly son of a bitch got the beautiful girl...all the while not knowing i dont want to shag her. :D
Can't say that i have. You think i'm beautiful enough to do that? Btw, you are by far not ugly, I told you that you are hot.

[Mariah]

Kri and I are both partial to a bit of sausage. and back bacon. and our favourite pizza topping is meatballs.

yea, I'm sensing a pattern here
Pork is definately on the menu for you guys. btw, what kind of name is Kri?

[bethamphetamines]

Pork is definately on the menu for you guys. btw, what kind of name is Kri?

it's the short form of....i always get this wrong.....kristopher?

[Mariah]

it's the short form of....i always get this wrong.....kristopher?
Ahh, thanks, beth

[venuscameback]

IAN!!!! hello.

Well hey there gorgeous :D

How's my favourite million-dollar babe?

[bethamphetamines]

Well hey there gorgeous :D

How's my favourite million-dollar babe?

hahaha keeping it together. how about yourself? I did it a double take seeing you on CBR.

[Zombienorthstar]

Yeah your right im not ugly

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/measmariah.jpg

[venuscameback]

Pork is definately on the menu for you guys. btw, what kind of name is Kri?

We both like rump steak too .

I like to fantasise that his parents are comic book geeks and settled on a 'cooler' spelling of their favourite alien race, given it's pronounced the same

[Mariah]

Yeah your right im not ugly

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Zombienorthstar/measmariah.jpg
Is that how our kids will look?

[bethamphetamines]

Is that how our kids will look?


i hope not.

[Mariah]

We both like rump steak too .

I like to fantasise that his parents are comic book geeks and settled on a 'cooler' spelling of their favourite alien race, given it's pronounced the same
Hmmm...well, I definately have rump steak, but i thought kri was str8

[venuscameback]

hahaha keeping it together. how about yourself? I did it a double take seeing you on CBR.

I'm fine thanks. I'm doing the Avengers League with Twilight which brought me back over & I know ZombieNorthstar in passing through that. Kri was showing some of the funnies from this afternoon's X-cres so I figured while he's doing chores for me I'd slip on in to his slot

so to speak.

...

He's helping my lady who does for me with my mattress.

Could that sound any more dodgy?

[bethamphetamines]

Hmmm...well, I definately have rump steak, but i thought kri was str8

on the kinsey scale he is like an 8 for straight. everyone's a little gay. or straight. depends on where you're coming from.

[Zombienorthstar]

Is that how our kids will look?


Id imagine the colour would blend a little...they wouldnt just have a white face and a black body...

:D

My friend Nicole (whos family is Jamaican) theorises that there must be some black in my family somewhere due to my nose, lips and the fact my sister and I both have that pop out booty.

[Mariah]

I'm fine thanks. I'm doing the Avengers League with Twilight which brought me back over & I know ZombieNorthstar in passing through that. Kri was showing some of the funnies from this afternoon's X-cres so I figured while he's doing chores for me I'd slip on in to his slot

so to speak.

...

He's helping my lady who does for me with my mattress.

Could that sound any more dodgy?
um....no. well, maybe...no

[venuscameback]

Hmmm...well, I definately have rump steak, but i thought kri was str8

Oh, we're not talking about food?

and Kri, well, he's just Kri

[Mariah]

on the kinsey scale he is like an 8 for straight. everyone's a little gay. or straight. depends on where you're coming from.
So, he get's it on the dl? typical lol

[Mariah]

Oh, we're not talking about food?

and Kri, well, he's just Kri
Oops, my bad. I thought it was thinly veiled sexual innuendos. boy do i look handicapped.

[bethamphetamines]

My friend Nicole (whos family is Jamaican) theorises that there must be some black in my family somewhere due to my nose, lips and the fact my sister and I both have that pop out booty.


It could be, there were African traders as far north as Ireland in the B.C A.D times.

[venuscameback]

So, he get's it on the dl? typical lol

Actually Kri's girlfriend encourages him in that direction, but that's a whole 'nother story ...

[twilight]

I watched a few minutes of a show called 'Laguna Beach' earlier on MTV. Man was it crap

But is that fake or real? becuase if it is real they sure do act alot.

"Real".

I recall Fabian and Jake V talking about it since they live in that town/city.

[Mariah]

Id imagine the colour would blend a little...they wouldnt just have a white face and a black body...

:D

My friend Nicole (whos family is Jamaican) theorises that there must be some black in my family somewhere due to my nose, lips and the fact my sister and I both have that pop out booty.
Could be, and if you'd switch teams for me, you'd have a little more black in you;)

[Zombienorthstar]

Actually Kri's girlfriend encourages him in that direction, but that's a whole 'nother story ...


Thats a VERY interesting story...some girls are so nasty. I suppose its no worse than straight men liking lesbians.

I heard a comedienne talking about that once:

I dont get why straight men like lesbians...its bad enough they cant satisfy one woman now they wanna make it two?

[Cayman]

Dagenham which has the unfortunate problem of being in both Essex and East London.

Im the only one round here who can talk properly. But i loose that if i get drunk or angry.

I got called Loops for much of my childhood.

"Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave" - Morrissey.

That was kind of a crap chorus, wasn't it?

Cay

[Mariah]

Actually Kri's girlfriend encourages him in that direction, but that's a whole 'nother story ...
Hmmm...I couldn't encourage any of my past bf's in that direction, they weren't having it.

[Zombienorthstar]

Could be, and if you'd switch teams for me, you'd have a little more black in you;)


Technically baby...youd have a little more white in you.

And i already get my does of ethnic minorties. My boyfriend is a man of colour :D lol

[venuscameback]

Thats a VERY interesting story...some girls are so nasty. I suppose its no worse than straight men liking lesbians.

Nasty in a cool way in this case. Has it been mentioned that she's one of my best friends?

[Mariah]

Technically baby...youd have a little more white in you.

And i already get my does of ethnic minorties. My boyfriend is a man of colour :D lol
oh yeah, damn. well, if you boys ever are in michigan holla back

[twilight]

Mariah is attractive,able to type coherent sentences and she reads comics.

THAT IS SO F*CKING IMPLAUSIBLE!

[Zombienorthstar]

Nasty in a cool way in this case. Has it been mentioned that she's one of my best friends?

I meant nasty as in the sexuall adventurous way. Im all for straight men having a little man fun...

I have currently helped three straight men experiment with their inner gay..;)

[venuscameback]

Hmmm...I couldn't encourage any of my past bf's in that direction, they weren't having it.

Some people need less encouragement than others. plus it's not a huge leap from strap-on action to the real thing ...

[Zombienorthstar]

oh yeah, damn. well, if you boys ever are in michigan holla back


he used to shag chicks lol....im worried that he might go for you


No seriosuly he hasnt done that since he was 16

For me? Its always been about the fellas.

[Cayman]

We both like rump steak too .

I like to fantasise that his parents are comic book geeks and settled on a 'cooler' spelling of their favourite alien race, given it's pronounced the same

LIVE KRI OR DIE!

Cay

[twilight]

LIVE KRI OR DIE!


KRI-SKRULL WAR!

[venuscameback]

I meant nasty as in the sexuall adventurous way. Im all for straight men having a little man fun...

I have currently helped three straight men experiment with their inner gay..;)

I suppose three's a start :p

[Hi-Fi]

World Cup spoilers

Twi, you're the best, but I'm so glad Australia lost the game today.

Here's why:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/soccer-world-cup-2006/10-reasons-why-brazil-must-fall-to-the-socceroos/2006/06/18/1149964795719.html

Disgusting. They offended us without reason. Those things aren't even related to soccer.

[Cayman]

Twi, you're the best, but I'm so glad The Skrulls lost the War today.

Here's why:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2003/02/20/PAsugababes3.jpg



Put it in spoiler tags for Arrjay's sake, Hi-Fi!

Cay

[bethamphetamines]

Twi, you're the best, but I'm so glad spoiler lost the game today.

Here's why:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/soccer-world-cup-2006/10-reasons-why-brazil-must-fall-to-the-socceroos/2006/06/18/1149964795719.html

Disgusting.

plus, brazil was playing better. by far better offence.

[twilight]

Disgusting. They offended us without reason. Those things aren't even related to soccer.

I love you Vic but you have to edit the rest of that post.

Arrjay doesn't want spoilers.

I'll PM you.

[Sentinel K]

Oh I see how it is. Fly out to see her, but not me. Hmph. Where is Pete when I need him?

I'm here. What can i do for you lovely Beth?

[bethamphetamines]

I'm here. What can i do for you lovely Beth?

aww...i was just trying to make fury cranky. it worked :D

but how is life otherwise mr. hooper.

[Hi-Fi]

plus, brazil was playing better. by far better offence.

Yep. The australian were fuckin' violent. they kicked Ronaldinho at the beggining of the game and left marks on his leg.

You guys need to edit your posts now.

[jeangreydp]

Hey fuckos.

[twilight]

Yep. The australian were fuckin' violent. they kicked Ronaldinho at the beggining of the game and left marks on his leg.

You guys need to edit your posts now.

I didn't see that but I have ADD so it's only to be expected.

The most entertaining part of the game for me was the referee in the red shirt.I pretended he was some guy who got lost and he was running around yelling "I'm playing sports".

I know I'm retarded :)

[twilight]

Hey fuckos.

I just got sexier in here.

[Sentinel K]

aww...i was just trying to make fury cranky. it worked :D

but how is life otherwise mr. hooper.

S'alright.

Had a bit of a crazy evenin/mornin but been pretty much just been chilling out most of the day.

Watched a bit of the Brazil Vs Oz match.

Hows yerself?

[Hi-Fi]

I didn't see that but I have ADD so it's only to be expected.

The most entertaining part of the game for me was the referee in the red shirt.I pretended he was some guy who got lost and he was running around yelling "I'm playing sports".

I know I'm retarded :)

LOL!!

1010

[Sentinel K]

Yep. The australian were fuckin' violent. they kicked Ronaldinho at the beggining of the game and left marks on his leg.

You guys need to edit your posts now.

I missed some of the mnatch, whats going on with Ronaldo? I hear i had some sort of arguement or something with the coach?

[HellFrost]

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!!

Whats everyone up to? I've been lying outside in our pool getting a sexy sexy tan.:D :cool: I can just see all the hot gay boys turning thier heads to look at me already;)

[Hi-Fi]

Beth, edit the post where you quote me, please. : )

[bethamphetamines]

S'alright.

Had a bit of a crazy evenin/mornin but been pretty much just been chilling out most of the day.

Watched a bit of the Brazil Vs Oz match.

Hows yerself?

not too bad. getting a little work done. truly little cause i keep talking to you people.

[Sentinel K]

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!!



.......I never knew i was a father.

How old are you?

[twilight]

LOL!!

I'm popular LOL!

[HellFrost]

.......I never knew i was a father.

How old are you?
There are marries guys in here.... I wasn't sure if any of them had a kid... or if any of you lousy straight boys in here knocked up some poor girl... so there.

And 19 by the way:cool:

[bethamphetamines]

Beth, edit the post where you quote me, please. : )
done and done.

[Hi-Fi]

Guys, even with the edit, it's easy to RJ to see the results because he knows where Me and Twi are from. :/

[Sentinel K]

And 19 by the way:cool:

You can't be mine then.

Surprisingly I was still a virgin at the age of 2.

[Hi-Fi]

done and done.

Thanks, Beth The Great.:)

[HellFrost]

So what did everyone get for their daddys???????? is it daddys or daddies...? oh well, just wondering. :D

[Sentinel K]

So what did everyone get for their daddys???????? is it daddys or daddies...? oh well, just wondering. :D

A pack of sugar and some peanut butter on the back of a playing card.

[Hi-Fi]

I feel like is The World Vs Brazil in the Cup. Everybody hates us. :(

[Jack Flash]

it's Pop's. and I got a T-shirt and a CD! wahoo!

[HellFrost]

A pack of sugar and some peanut butter on the back of a playing card.
Someone has parental issues...

I got mine a weed whacker!:D It was expensive and my moms idea:cool:

[HellFrost]

it's Pop's. and I got a T-shirt and a CD! wahoo!
Awww. Yay for you! Happy Fathers day Jack:)

See I told you.