X-Crescence XXII: Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

[Mikl C]

Shower?! GASPPPP. Haha. My weirdest was on a kitchen floor with a cat looking at me.

[dazzler_slave]

I quite like the books...hence sex there seems kind of like fucking in church to me...
I know! It's kind of sacreligious! :)

[Cayman]

There's a rather attractive librarian at the Cap Hill library I go to. She reminds me a bit of Lauryn Hill.

Also, there's a library aide who wears a black burkha, and I can't help but think of her as Dust.

And then I think "Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like."

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

Damned peeping toms!! Avast ye buckoes!!

Cya guys later, i'm off to go be hot wet and naked. In the shower.

-Geoff
:eek: sounds hot Goeff!

[Mikl C]

Awww, how sweet! I find Irish guys attractive...;)

Hehe! We're all stereotypically alcoholics though.

[Zombienorthstar]

There's a rather attractive librarian at the Cap Hill library I go to. She reminds me a bit of Lauryn Hill.

Also, there's a library aide who wears a black burkha, and I can't help but think of her as Dust.

And then I think "Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like."

Cay


If you have half the food...its just half the calories! So you can have twice as much!

[dazzler_slave]

Yeah...as opposed to all the other nationalities of guys?:rolleyes:
Hahahaha, no kidding, I love men in all shapes, sizes and nationalities! No minority goes un plundered! :evilsmile

[Mikl C]

There's a rather attractive librarian at the Cap Hill library I go to. She reminds me a bit of Lauryn Hill.

Also, there's a library aide who wears a black burkha, and I can't help but think of her as Dust.

And then I think "Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like."

Cay

I'm eating half fat dust tonight. You can eat twice as much of it.

[dazzler_slave]

Am i sad for only having done it in a bed, shower and on a sofa...i feel like a prude here...:confused:
Don't worry, you're young yet. Experience comes with age

[Mikl C]

omg ZNS creepy snap. We do that alot.

[Sentinel K]

There's a rather attractive librarian at the Cap Hill library I go to. She reminds me a bit of Lauryn Hill.

Also, there's a library aide who wears a black burkha, and I can't help but think of her as Dust.

And then I think "Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like."

Cay

haha.

One of the few FUNNY Little Britain sketches.

[dazzler_slave]

Hehe! We're all stereotypically alcoholics though.
So's my dad! :eek:
Do you think it's freudian?

[Mikl C]

*hugs* I won't drink if you don't want me to.

[Zombienorthstar]

omg ZNS creepy snap. We do that alot.


I know....Your always one step ahead!


Darker Phoenix...i feel we are soulmates....please dont spurn my love.

[Mikl C]

No spurning here. Share the love. I call orgy.

[Cayman]

haha.

One of the few FUNNY Little Britain sketches.

I like Marjorie and Daffyd and Bubbles and Emily Howard. And I sorta like the one where the racist church lady vomits over everything.

I hate the one with the short actor who wants to write the theme song and sing the theme song.

And I sorta like the "Computer Says No" lady because when I deny someone's request I like to say "Computer Says No".

Cay

[Sentinel K]

Did issue #6 of 'Fell' come out this week?

Or is it next week?

[Zombienorthstar]

No spurning here. Share the love. I call orgy.


Orgy is not love...its mindless humping...

What u and i have....its a bond of the soul...hump me...

[Mikl C]

I'm humping your soul. It's sticky.. has someone been here already?!

[Sentinel K]

I like Marjorie and Daffyd and Bubbles and Emily Howard. And I sorta like the one where the racist church lady vomits over everything.

I hate the one with the short actor who wants to write the theme song and sing the theme song.

And I sorta like the "Computer Says No" lady because when I deny someone's request I like to say "Computer Says No".

Cay

I like the Tom Baker bits the best.

I love the term 'homosexualist'.

[Cayman]

Did issue #6 of 'Fell' come out this week?

Or is it next week?

I didn't see it, so I think next week.

Fell's cool.

Cay

[jeangreydp]

Really? I fricken love Grey's Anatomy! Liz! What's up with that?


Its just really too cheesy for me.

SEXY DOCTORS HAVING SEX! WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS HOSPITAL? SEX! BETWEEN SEXY DOCTORS- I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE A SEXY DOCTOR! YESSSS SEX AND DOCTORS, DOCTORS AND SEX!!!

[Zombienorthstar]

I like Marjorie and Daffyd and Bubbles and Emily Howard. And I sorta like the one where the racist church lady vomits over everything.

I hate the one with the short actor who wants to write the theme song and sing the theme song.

Cay



See but thats only funny if you know who Dennis Waterman is...which i suppose most americans wouldnt get...

I like the guy who pitches things....

[Zombienorthstar]

I'm humping your soul. It's sticky.. has someone been here already?!


My soul is naturally sticky...its made of caramel...

[Mikl C]

Lemon drizzle cake, lemon drizzle cake have you any nuts? No nuts.
If you asked me on a monday, i'd say HEYEEEEYSSS. etc.

[dazzler_slave]

*hugs* I won't drink if you don't want me to.
But then how can I seduce you? ;)

[Sentinel K]

I didn't see it, so I think next week.

Fell's cool.

Cay

It is.

I started on #4.

I think it might have been from YOUR recommendation actually.\

Next week is going to be a huge week (for me) i think.

Fell
Young Avengers
X-Factor
Amazing Spiderman
Nextwave
New Avengers
Wolverine
X-men

[dazzler_slave]

No spurning here. Share the love. I call orgy.
An orgy with a brit and an irishman...I think I just orgasmed here at work! :eek:

[dazzler_slave]

I like the Tom Baker bits the best.

I love the term 'homosexualist'.
What's a homosexualist?

[Zombienorthstar]

An orgy with a brit and an irishman...I think I just orgasmed here at work! :eek:


What a drunk and a prude....


your easy.

[Hi-Fi]

New Joey Fridays up at Newsarama. UXM 75 cover revealed plus Novaya Havoc's hilarious question to Joe Q, and much more!!

[Mikl C]

But then how can I seduce you? ;)

I'm partial to whipped cream and small aquatic mammals.

[dazzler_slave]

SEXY DOCTORS HAVING SEX! WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS HOSPITAL? SEX! BETWEEN SEXY DOCTORS- I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE A SEXY DOCTOR! YESSSS SEX AND DOCTORS, DOCTORS AND SEX!!!
Which is why it is so damn fabulous! But then again, I LOVE Desperate Housewives too. What can I say? I'm a big fag! :D

[dazzler_slave]

What a drunk and a prude....


your easy.
I am SOOOOOOO fucken easy! Well, I used to be anyway....no, even my b/f thinks I'm easy! :D

[Sentinel K]

*sigh*

Not ANOTHER gash thread!

*goes to read Joe Fridays*

[Dizzy D]

haha.

One of the few FUNNY Little Britain sketches.

I believe that one was a League of Gentlement sketch.

Then again I always get that character and the unemployment office character of League of Gentlemen mixed up.

[Cayman]

See but thats only funny if you know who Dennis Waterman is...which i suppose most americans wouldnt get...

I like the guy who pitches things....

I didn't know he was based on someone real.

I do kind of like the ones with the Prime Minister because Giles is so funny and deadpan.

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

I'm partial to whipped cream and small aquatic mammals.
How about Cool Whip and Sea Cucumbers?

[Mikl C]

Hehe Giles. ASH is a legend.

[Mikl C]

How about Cool Whip and Sea Cucumbers?

I felt up a sea cucumber when Scuba Diving. Ick. Try again.

[dazzler_slave]

*sigh*

Not ANOTHER gash thread!

*goes to read Joe Fridays*
Sorry Pete!! :o

[Zombienorthstar]

Which is why it is so damn fabulous! But then again, I LOVE Desperate Housewives too. What can I say? I'm a big fag! :D


Dont bring down our minority by associating us with the shit stack that is Desperate Housewives....

Ill do a Liz style summary

PEOPLE IN SUBURBIA HAVE SEX! THEY HAVE DARK MURDEROUS SECRETS! BUT PROPERTY PRICES HAVENT SUFFERED AT ALL

And for Lost:

IDIOTS ON AN ISLAND! WHATS IN THE HATCH! ITS A MAN! WHAT IS THE MAN THEREFORE! WE DONT KNOW! WHAT ARE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE NUMBERS! HOW LONG CAN THE WRITERS KEEP IT UP BEFORE EVERYONE REALISES THERE IS NO BIG RESOLUTION TO THESE STUPID MYSTERIES!

[dazzler_slave]

I felt up a sea cucumber when Scuba Diving. Ick. Try again.
Sucker fish? :evilsmile

[Mikl C]

Gimme a puffer and i'm yours. Lost is wank.

[Zombienorthstar]

Gimme a puffer and i'm yours. Lost is wank.


I hate lost...its so obvious everyones getting fleeced by the writers. THEY DONT KNOW WHY THEY'RE ON THE ISLAND. They just wanna see how long they can string this along to make money!

[Zombienorthstar]

verdict on my new avatar please

[Dizzy D]

I hate lost...its so obvious everyones getting fleeced by the writers. THEY DONT KNOW WHY THEY'RE ON THE ISLAND. They just wanna see how long they can string this along to make money!

http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/2006/06/thinly_veiled_criticism_at_a_t.php

[Geoff~]

Its just really too cheesy for me.

SEXY DOCTORS HAVING SEX! WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS HOSPITAL? SEX! BETWEEN SEXY DOCTORS- I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE A SEXY DOCTOR! YESSSS SEX AND DOCTORS, DOCTORS AND SEX!!!

Hey! I want to be a doctor. Maybe if I'm lucky I can be a sexy one that has lots of sex. Hrm.

-Geoff

[Cayman]

Bah! Lost is great.

Cay

[Mikl C]

I'm doing medicine hopefully too :) sexy doctors all round!

[Sentinel K]

Sorry Pete!! :o

What are YOU apologizing for?

Its lorendiac's fault!

[dazzler_slave]

New Joey Fridays up at Newsarama. UXM 75 cover revealed plus Novaya Havoc's hilarious question to Joe Q, and much more!!
Hahahahahaha! I love Novaya! His question was awesome!!!!!!! :D

[dazzler_slave]

Dont bring down our minority by associating us with the shit stack that is Desperate Housewives....

Ill do a Liz style summary

PEOPLE IN SUBURBIA HAVE SEX! THEY HAVE DARK MURDEROUS SECRETS! BUT PROPERTY PRICES HAVENT SUFFERED AT ALL

And for Lost:

IDIOTS ON AN ISLAND! WHATS IN THE HATCH! ITS A MAN! WHAT IS THE MAN THEREFORE! WE DONT KNOW! WHAT ARE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE NUMBERS! HOW LONG CAN THE WRITERS KEEP IT UP BEFORE EVERYONE REALISES THERE IS NO BIG RESOLUTION TO THESE STUPID MYSTERIES!
You, sir, are a cynic!

[dazzler_slave]

What are YOU apologizing for?

I.....don't.....know!

Maybe I'm paranoid cuz I've been fighting with Haunt so much lately.

[dazzler_slave]

Bah! Lost is great.

Cay
I concur. I love all these so-called trashy shows! I watch Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Desperate Housewivwes, Smallville, American Idol, Canadian Idol, Amazing Race and Survivor. I'm too old to care if they are not pretentious, full of meaning, witty or snide. I like my TV to be pablum so I can unwind at the end of the day.

Oh, and Zombie, how can the writers fleece us as viewers? You pay for cable, but you don't pay any more if you watch Lost. it's a set rate. How exactly are they stealing your money?

[Mikl C]

I think it's just cuz i hate Matthew Fox and Jack. He's homophobic you know. So i hear. And how can his stubble remain that length on such an island? Feh.

[Cayman]

I think it's just cuz i hate Matthew Fox and Jack. He's homophobic you know. So i hear. And how can his stubble remain that length on such an island? Feh.

Where does that come from?

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

I think it's just cuz i hate Matthew Fox and Jack. He's homophobic you know. So i hear. And how can his stubble remain that length on such an island? Feh.
I have never heard that he was homophobic. Are you sure?

[Mikl C]

He said he "didn't want to go near" a gay magazine that asked him to do a photo shoot.

[Dizzy D]

I think it's just cuz i hate Matthew Fox and Jack. He's homophobic you know. So i hear. And how can his stubble remain that length on such an island? Feh.

Jack isn't. He and Sawyer want each other. You can see it.

[Sentinel K]

He said he "didn't want to go near" a gay magazine that asked him to do a photo shoot.

That doesn't mean he's homophobic.

I wouldn't want to do that either.

[Mikl C]

I know but it's fun to accuse people of homophobia! Are you a RACIST?

[Zombienorthstar]

He said he "didn't want to go near" a gay magazine that asked him to do a photo shoot.


Thats more a publc profile thing though right....not a personal prejudice thing.

[Sentinel K]

I know but it's fun to accuse people of homophobia! Are you a RACIST?

No.

I just hate blacks.

[Zombienorthstar]

No.

I just hate blacks.


Uhh guys....we're still on in Boston.

[Mikl C]

You're all homophobic racists! that include the gays and the blacks!

[Sentinel K]

Uhh guys....we're still on in Boston.

Just jokin dude.

Its a long running gag, me and UTV have got going. :D

[dazzler_slave]

He said he "didn't want to go near" a gay magazine that asked him to do a photo shoot.
That could easily just be an urban legend like that one about Lauryn Hill years ago that made it sound like she hated white people which isn't true

[dazzler_slave]

I HATE GAYS AND NATIVE AMERICANS!!!!!!!!
I bash myself every night before bed

[Zombienorthstar]

Just jokin dude.

Its a long running gag, me and UTV have got going. :D

I was just doing 'Family Guy'

[Taunt]

So your saying that you're gay and native american?

Are you also polish?

[Mikl C]

Was that Lauryn Hill thing a lie then? Haha i left while we were all dissing her for it. RUMOURS ROCK.

[dazzler_slave]

So your saying that you're gay and native american?

Are you also polish?
I am gay and I am half Native Canadian. Not Polish tho. My white parent is Irish/Scottish.

And I think I know who YOU are! ;)

[dazzler_slave]

Was that Lauryn Hill thing a lie then? Haha i left while we were all dissing her for it. RUMOURS ROCK.
Rumours can be funny. In high school this girl and I were best friends and did everything together and everyone was convinced we were having sex. Mwahahahaha! Little did they know...

[Dizzy D]

I am gay and I am half Native Canadian. Not Polish tho. My white parent is Irish/Scottish.

And I think I know who YOU are! ;)
If he was called Taint I know who he was.

[Mikl C]

You have Celtish blood in you? Would you like some more? LMAO. Sorry I couldn't resist that.

[dazzler_slave]

If he was called Taint I know who he was.
Think "rhymes with Taunt and has the same avi and was banned today..."

[dazzler_slave]

You have Celtish blood in you? Would you like some more? LMAO. Sorry I couldn't resist that.
You sweet sweet irish dumpling! You ake such tempting offers. Celtic blood...in me. That sounds pretty kinky!

[Zombienorthstar]

You have Celtish blood in you? Would you like some more? LMAO. Sorry I couldn't resist that.


what ur gonna bleed in him.....ewww!!!!

[Factor Three]

So your saying that you're gay and native american?

Are you also polish?

Factor Three thinks there are too many posters here that are blatant copies of other posters. Factor Three blames that bumbling fool Mister Sinister. Factor Three is glad that Factor Three threw away his job application.

[Mikl C]

Yes.. that's what I meant. I thought the gays were kinky? Guess your prudish english nature is interfering.. :p

[Dizzy D]

Think "rhymes with Taunt and has the same avi and was banned today..."

Not up on the ban-lists.

[Dizzy D]

what ur gonna bleed in him.....ewww!!!!

I'm glad that I'm innocent enough not to know.

[dazzler_slave]

Yes.. that's what I meant. I thought the gays were kinky? Guess your prudish english nature is interfering.. :p
How about you bi guys? I hear you are pretty damn kinky too!

[dazzler_slave]

I'm glad that I'm innocent enough not to know.
Consider yourself blessed! It was pretty fucken disgusting! :)

[Zombienorthstar]

Yes.. that's what I meant. I thought the gays were kinky? Guess your prudish english nature is interfering.. :p


generally i dont like to be bled on/in/at etc..

im mad like that.

[Mikl C]

Ok i'll explain. More blood in you.. as in.. blood.. in a certain area.. IN someone else.. anyone?



I'll get my coat.

[dazzler_slave]

Well you perverts, I'm off. Gonna go enjoy my weekend. Have a good one people!

[Dizzy D]

So... any conversation that doesn't include blood in places THAT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT?

[Mikl C]

Haha sorry 'bout that Dizzy. I'm off too folks have a good one xx.

[Citizen V]

Did you know that 1 out of 3 Irish men are related?

[the gypsy Naemah]

Can someone tell me the difference between MSN Messenger and Windows Live Messenger? I sort of downloaded the second because I thought it was an updated version of the first, but maybe I'm wrong?

-Jessica

PS: So confused, :confused: we Americans tend to use AIM instead.

[Novaya Havoc]

Joe Quesada hates Dazzler. :(

[the gypsy Naemah]

Wow.. slow night.

-Jessica

[Dizzy D]

Did you know that 1 out of 3 Irish men are related?

To whom? .c.c.v.

[jeangreydp]

Joe Quesada hates Dazzler. :(


He hates Jean too.

[xakko]

Did you know that 1 out of 3 Irish men are related?
i'm related to most of 'em.

[Citizen V]

An Irish King,i dont really deal with them,so i diddent make a point to get the details.

I also got Essential Uncanny X-Men Vol.2 today.

[Sentinel K]

An Irish King,i dont really deal with them,so i diddent make a point to get the details.

I also got Essential Uncanny X-Men Vol.2 today.

But you still can't spell Rogue correctly.

[twilight]

I hate the one with the short actor who wants to write the theme song and sing the theme song.

:eek:

That's the best part!

You have no soul.

[twilight]

I wouldn't want to do that either.

HATE CRIMES!

[twilight]

Would one on you kids with Photoshop or something of that ilk be able to sharpen this image so Wolverine's face ain't so blurry?
http://www.newsarama.com/NewJoeFridays/NJF3art/Wolverien42_second.jpg

[xakko]

OK, did anyone ever sing "Arthur McBride" the same way twice?

i'm really digging that song right now...

[rilokyle]

WOAH, x-cres is dead like Jean Grey right now.

*Sigh* and I wanted to complain about my first exhausting day of work this summer. I started at Calvin Klein at 2-5, and then worked at the movie theatre from 5:30-12. UGGGG I'm exhausted. But, I guess money is money. :rolleyes:

[Brian M.]

WOAH, x-cres is dead like Jean Grey right now.

*Sigh* and I wanted to complain about my first exhausting day of work this summer. I started at Calvin Klein at 2-5, and then worked at the movie theatre from 5:30-12. UGGGG I'm exhausted. But, I guess money is money. :rolleyes:

Don't ever take Jean's name in vain, she's a Saint.

[rilokyle]

Don't ever take Jean's name in vain, she's a Saint.
....... and by dead, I mean alive. Oops!! :p

[Brian M.]

Not a bad night. I work early in the morning so I just went out and had some beers with a few friends. Tomorrow night though I'm getting hammered. Flat out piss ass drunk.

[rilokyle]

Not a bad night. I work early in the morning so I just went out and had some beers with a few friends. Tomorrow night though I'm getting hammered. Flat out piss ass drunk.
That sounds like fun! The last time I drank was Wednesday at this Reggae Night thing in town. It's held at this fancy resort/spa place, except its just full of underage teenagers from my highschool drinking, cos no one cares apparently. There's a cop there this year, and he probably walked by me 5 times and didn't even blink as I was chugging drinks back. Viva la Reggae Night.

Alright, I think I'm gonna phase out like Kitty and hit the bed. Wow, that was lame. Night night!! :o

[Rachel Grey]

He hates Jean too.

Joey's pretty much a tool.

[Rachel Grey]

Grey's Anatomy makes me want to kill kittens.

Have them meowing on a conveyor belt and systematically reach over and *CRACK* and then toss them into a big pile marked "Grey's Anatomy Side Effects"

Falls over laughing. Liz, you do know that "killing kittens" is a euphemism for "masturbation", right? :D

[The Fury]

I'm going bowling today, haven't been for like a year.

I like bowling.

[Dizzy D]

I'm going bowling today, haven't been for like a year.

I like bowling.
The cutting edge of athletic endeavour.

[The Fury]

The cutting edge of athletic endeavour.
I know.

Throw a heavy ball down a slipery lane and hope...that's what I call skill.

[Brian M.]

I hate working. Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

[Sentinel K]

I hate newbies who start new thread to ask what books to pick up when THERE IS ALREADY ONE!!!!!


IT'S A FUCKING STICKY!!!!


YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!!


YOU'RE A CUNT!!!!!!

[Mikl C]

Guess who didn't take their meds today :D

[Jake V]

Holy shit, look at how early I'm awake.

On a saturday, no less.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Morning everyone :)

I'm about to go to the gym to work out my lazy ass :P

-Jessica

[rilokyle]

Good morning everyone!!

Ugggg, I'm STILL exhausted from my first day of work yesterday. I worked both jobs from 2-12, and I think I actually have shin splints this morning from all the standing. Luckily I don't have to work today until 5:30, so I can rest all afternoon. :)

[Jack Flash]

Holy shit, look at how early I'm awake.

On a saturday, no less.

you're an inspiration!

the chickens give us eggs. the chickens give us eggs. High Heaux the Dairy-O, the chickens give us eggs.

[traxler]

you're an inspiration!

the chickens give us eggs. the chickens give us eggs. High Heaux the Dairy-O, the chickens give us eggs.
Pete's bed has two wrong sides.
Mawnin Jaques.
How's tricks?

[jeangreydp]

I never knew killing kittens was a term for masturbation.

Thats strange

[jeangreydp]

Pete's bed has two wrong sides.
Mawnin Jaques.
How's tricks?

Hey honey! Whats goin on?

[Cayman]

Joe Quesada hates Dazzler. :(

His soul has no disco in it.

Cay

[Cayman]

I never knew killing kittens was a term for masturbation.

Thats strange

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Cay

[jeangreydp]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Cay


Oooh I get it.

[rilokyle]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Cay
That means there's A LOT of dead kittens out there.

Yeah, I went there. ;)

[Jack Flash]

heya Trax! Heya Liz! I just had coffee and a scone. and it's raining.

Someone left Joey Q's cake out in the rain.

[Mariah]

His soul has no disco in it.

Cay
He shall burn in eternal damnation for this.

Hey everybody, how y'all doing?

[traxler]

Hey honey! Whats goin on?
I'm selling furniture today.
It's FUN!

What are you doing out of bed?

[Cayman]

That means there's A LOT of dead kittens out there.

Yeah, I went there. ;)

Spare a thought for the poor angel whose job it is to smith those cute little kitties. That job must suck.

Cay

[traxler]

heya Trax! Heya Liz! I just had coffee and a scone. and it's raining.

Someone left Joey Q's cake out in the rain.
Jon from Conecticut (sp?) made us all breakfast today. Brownies and waffles and syrup and all these packets and boxes and mixes and who is the Barefoot Contessa? and now I'm going to EXPLODE UGH.

[Mariah]

Spare a thought for the poor angel whose job it is to smith those cute little kitties. That job must suck.

Cay
lol, my daddy could do it, we're more of dog people anyway

[Cayman]

heya Trax! Heya Liz! I just had coffee and a scone. and it's raining.

Someone left Joey Q's cake out in the rain.

I don't think Joey Q ever leaves cake uneaten.

Cay

[jeangreydp]

I'm selling furniture today.
It's FUN!

What are you doing out of bed?


Ohh what kinds of furniture?

I'm going to eat a blueberry bagel and go swimming.

I want to be SunburntAngela

[Hi-Fi]

I saw the preview for the next Runaways: Nico is j-e-a-l-o-u-s of Karolina and her fianceé hihihihih

[traxler]

Ohh what kinds of furniture?

I'm going to eat a blueberry bagel and go swimming.

I want to be SunburntAngela
Hawt and groovy Italian furniture!

Have a swim for me too.
very envious.

[Cayman]

Wow, they've already taken down the Top of the Pops website even.

Cay

[Mariah]

I don't think Joey Q ever leaves cake uneaten.

Cay
OH, he's not fat, that's just water retension:rolleyes:

[Cayman]

OH, he's not fat, that's just water retension:rolleyes:

Which ocean is he retaining? :eek:

Cay

[traxler]

Which ocean is he retaining? :eek:

Cay
You look lovely in that kimono, Michael.

[Mariah]

Which ocean is he retaining? :eek:

Cay
lol, well, he might be jumping all of them, I heard that the sea levels have been down all around the world as of late.

[Sentinel K]

Wow, they've already taken down the Top of the Pops website even.

Cay

Its sucks its being cancelled.

I blame Andi Peters.

How come you know so much about the British charts?

[Cayman]

Its sucks its being cancelled.

I blame Andi Peters.

How come you know so much about the British charts?

Because I go everywhere in search of songs to put in my iPod.

Cay

[Cayman]

You look lovely in that kimono, Michael.

:confused:

Cay

[Sentinel K]

Because I go everywhere in search of songs to put in my iPod.

Cay

Chart music sucks balls mostly.

Although IMO the British charts are slightly better than the US Billboard chart.

The fact it works on sales is good too.

[traxler]

Its sucks its being cancelled.

I blame Andi Peters.

How come you know so much about the British charts?
Really?
After 394 years?
It was even syndicated to Italy.

[traxler]

:confused:

Cay
there's no use running to change it.

I can see you.

[Sentinel K]

Really?
After 394 years?
It was even syndicated to Italy.

Yep.

I became really shit afrter Chris Cowey was relaced byu Andi peters as producer.

Acts were allowed to mime again and there were less bands and good music on the show.

It just became a cess-pool of shitty R'n'B.

Apparently thats what the kids are into.

Idiots.

[Cayman]

Jessica Simpson opens a new chapter in her life ready to set the charts ablaze. Her first release post-100 mph ascent to the A-list is an ecstatic pure-pop frolic reminiscent of Madonna's "Lucky Star." Giddy, wildly adventurous production from Lester Mendez is an absolute delight—maddeningly catchy and brimming with melodic twists and turns—giving "A Public Affair" the potential to actually signal a tidal shift back to the center for top 40—it's that good. Neglected pop fans will lather over this unapologetically fluffy summer song while habitual Simpson detractors will see her in a new light. A public affair, indeed. This record is perfect.

Jessica Simpson must be Perfection.

Cay

[Mariah]

Jessica Simpson must be Perfection.

Cay
Ooh, I am so glad my girl is getting back out there. I just hope she don't have a Lo and diddy moment, swapping songs between her and Nick..(ala I'm real, I need a girl, ain't that funny remix, I need a girl part II)

[traxler]

Yep.

I became really shit afrter Chris Cowey was relaced byu Andi peters as producer.

Acts were allowed to mime again and there were less bands and good music on the show.

It just became a cess-pool of shitty R'n'B.

Apparently thats what the kids are into.

Idiots.
I even remember Pan's People.

How sad.
Kids should take what they're given and be gratefull.

[jeangreydp]

Does anyone watch UFC?

[traxler]

Jessica Simpson must be Perfection.

Cay
no it's not her.

I know who it is.

[Cayman]

Reminiscent of Lucky Star. eh?

It is Lucky Star.

ForTheGoodOfX should come back.

Cay

[Mikl C]

Top of the Pops website is down? That sucks, i liked the new releases section. Jessica simpson "Fired up" is the funniest song i've heard ... ever. All for the wrong reasons.

[Affinity]

Roxxxxxxaannneeeee....creature of the NIGHT.

[Affinity]

Hello, X-Cres. How are it going?

Naomiaaiaoma Watts is pretty. Once I can spell her name.

[Cayman]

Hello, X-Cres. How are it going?

Naomiaaiaoma Watts is pretty. Once I can spell her name.

She is pretty.

Ever so.

Cay

[Cayman]

http://www.naomi-watts.net/naomiwatts.jpg

Lovely Naomi.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

Once again so proud of my photo manip im posting it in here! Comments?

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8225/rogue6td.png

[Mikl C]

How do you do those ZNS? I'm watching X-3 for the fifth time.
I don't WANNA FIX IT!

[Mariah]

Once again so proud of my photo manip im posting it in here! Comments?

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8225/rogue6td.png
this is absolutely fabulous baby. You are a real genius.

[Uncle Nobs]

Good morning/afternoon/whatever fuckos!

(And to my espanol-speaking amigos: Buenos dias, fucos!)

Uhh guys....we're still on in Boston.
That made me laugh almost embarrassingly loud. Y'know... if I were capable of shame.

[Uncle Nobs]

Does anyone watch UFC?
Ssssometimes.

[jeangreydp]

my roomate has the hots for Michael Bisping.

and..... is that a photomanip using shannen doughrtey?

I can't spell anyones last names.

[Mariah]

Good morning/afternoon/whatever fuckos!

(And to my espanol-speaking amigos: Buenos dias, fucos!)


That made me laugh almost embarrassingly loud. Y'know... if I were capable of shame.
Hey nobs. How you doing?

[Uncle Nobs]

Lewis, I need info.

Is that Ultimate Cable? Can we see more, or is that the only image released yet? Where can I see the full image? Does Ultimate Cable include the Spice channel? What's your favorite color? How many jellybeans do you think I could grab if the grocer allowed me to take a free handful of jellybeans from the bin? Why does it hurt when I pee?

[Uncle Nobs]

Hey nobs. How you doing?
I'm good, thanks. Took a couple of "me" days. Avoided phone calls and the like. Got baked with roommate #2 & her friend last night and watched Wild at Heart, one of my favorite movies ever. Maybe I'll return people's calls today.

Howzabout you? Busy gettin' the boys all excited here, as usual?

[Uncle Nobs]

my roomate has the hots for Michael Bisping.

and..... is that a photomanip using shannen doughrtey?

I can't spell anyones last names.
She is TINY in person!

[Uncle Nobs]

You look lovely in that kimono, Michael.
Why do you never comment on my Spartacus drawers? Do you know what a pain it is to wash them every night just so I can wear them everytime I'm on X-Cres?

[Uncle Nobs]

You know, it's EMBARRASSING when you guys let me post several times in a row! You do this to me on purpose, don't you?! "Oop! Justin's here! Clear the room!"

[Mariah]

I'm good, thanks. Took a couple of "me" days. Avoided phone calls and the like. Got baked with roommate #2 & her friend last night and watched Wild at Heart, one of my favorite movies ever. Maybe I'll return people's calls today.

Howzabout you? Busy gettin' the boys all excited here, as usual?
Sounds like a fun time.

No, I've been trying to take it easy, I read some back posts, and some of the comments people we're saying about me we're really mean. I was only trying to have some meaningless fun, and it's not like I started a lot of the conversations, they just kinda turned that way. So, I'm trying to be good.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Sounds like a fun time.

No, I've been trying to take it easy, I read some back posts, and some of the comments people we're saying about me we're really mean. I was only trying to have some meaningless fun, and it's not like I started a lot of the conversations, they just kinda turned that way. So, I'm trying to be good.

Hey everyone

Just finished getting ready for a bangin' party :D
Mariah, who's been sayin' shit? Want me to smack a hoe?

-Jessica

[Flight]

Did you just call my mother a HOE, newbie!!!~~~~~~~~????~~

[Zombienorthstar]

Lewis, I need info.

Is that Ultimate Cable? Can we see more, or is that the only image released yet? Where can I see the full image? Does Ultimate Cable include the Spice channel? What's your favorite color? How many jellybeans do you think I could grab if the grocer allowed me to take a free handful of jellybeans from the bin? Why does it hurt when I pee?

Answered in order:
Yes. Not sure. On the 'Ultimate Cable' thread on the Ultimate boards. Only if you get the premium Ultimate Cable package. Green. 53. You're sterile.

[Uncle Nobs]

Sounds like a fun time.

No, I've been trying to take it easy, I read some back posts, and some of the comments people we're saying about me we're really mean. I was only trying to have some meaningless fun, and it's not like I started a lot of the conversations, they just kinda turned that way. So, I'm trying to be good.
I can't put much blame on you for that stuff. Bunch'a horndogs in here. It only bugs me when we've got 20 pages of guys hittin' on you and it makes other conversations impossible.

So don't take it personally. Those complaints (as I understand them) are more against the guys than anything you're doing.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Did you just call my mother a HOE, newbie!!!~~~~~~~~????~~

FLIGHT YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!?!
Okay you gotta admit that was pretty cool. The unintentional rhyme thing? :D

-Jessica

[Flight]

*headbutts the gypsy moron in the FACE then sticks a nearby cucumber up his/her nostril*

[the gypsy Naemah]

*headbutts the gypsy moron in the FACE then sticks a nearby cucumber up his/her nostril*

Why are you so mean? :(

-JESSICA (which I'm under the impression is a GIRL's name, moron.)

[Flight]

-JESSICA (which I'm under the impression is a GIRL's name, moron.) I rarely read past the second line of anybodies posts.

[Mikl C]

When does one graduate from the newbie status? I could up my post count in the rumbles board if it helps heh.

[Flight]

Why is Rogue's face WHITE?!
Did your skin coloured crayon run out?

[Flight]

When does one graduate from the newbie status? I could up my post count in the rumbles board if it helps heh. When I stop picking on you everytime you post in X-Cres, you are no longer a newbie.

[the gypsy Naemah]

When does one graduate from the newbie status? I could up my post count in the rumbles board if it helps heh.

I just always consider myself a newbie, that way people can't tell me I'm acting bigger than I actually am.

-Jessica

[Mikl C]

When I stop picking on you everytime you post in X-Cres, you are no longer a newbie.

You were picking on me? Try harder. :p

[Flight]

You were picking on me? Try harder. :p Never noticed you before to be honest.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Never noticed you before to be honest.

Flight, are you a guy or a girl?

Because I don't want to flirt with you and then you end up being a girl and getting the wrong idea.

-Jessica

[Jake V]

When I stop picking on you everytime you post in X-Cres, you are no longer a newbie.
i remember when you picked on me in the Avengers board.

I think you got temp-banned.

[Flight]

i remember when you picked on me in the Avengers board.

I think you got temp-banned. No, I've never been temp banned surprisingly.

[Flight]

Flight, are you a guy or a girl?

Because I don't want to flirt with you and then you end up being a girl and getting the wrong idea.

-Jessica I'm not interested, you HUSSY.

[Jake V]

No, I've never been temp banned surprisingly.
Maybe it all got deleted.

Either way, it was pretty entertaining for like 10 minutes.

[Uncle Nobs]

No, I've never been temp banned surprisingly.
I pretend to ban you everyday. You are SO on my shitlist.

[the gypsy Naemah]

I'm not interested, you HUSSY.

Hussy? You can do better than that, now you're just being sloppy.

-Jessica

[Hi-Fi]

Flight is a major cunt...





....that lives in my heart.

[the gypsy Naemah]

So does everyone just not like him/her/it, or is it some running joke I was not aware of? Just curious :-P

-Jessica

[Jake V]

Everyone loves and hates flight in the same moment.

We love flight for for how awesome he is, and hate him because we'll never be him.

[Hi-Fi]

Dont' cha ????~~~~?????????~~???11???eleven

[Uncle Nobs]

So does everyone just not like him/her/it, or is it some running joke I was not aware of? Just curious :-P

-Jessica
How DARE you?!

[Zombienorthstar]

Why is Rogue's face WHITE?!
Did your skin coloured crayon run out?


You cant seem to get a good flesh tone on Paint...hence all my photomanips being goths :D

[SpartanX]

Hey guys.............................................. .................................................. .......................

[Jake V]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/IantistarI/hayguyz.jpg

[Zombienorthstar]

So does everyone just not like him/her/it, or is it some running joke I was not aware of? Just curious :-P

-Jessica


I actually find him fairly hillarious...you just need to take everything he says with a pinch of salt...

Flight rocks cocks!

[Uncle Nobs]

Flight is a major cunt...





....that lives in my heart.
This just in: Brazilian man dies as strangers fuck his chest.

[Jack Flash]

agghh it was such a terrible way to go.

[Flight]

You cant seem to get a good flesh tone on Paint...hence all my photomanips being goths :D LOL Never heard of Photoshop?

[Zombienorthstar]

LOL Never heard of Photoshop?


Heard of it...dont know how to work it.

[Mikl C]

I'm watching football and drinking a litre of wine from a box. Life is good.

[Mikl C]

I got some kind of paint programme with my webcam that's better than photoshop. Yes, I have a webcam. No, I don't use it for that.

[Zombienorthstar]

I got some kind of paint programme with my webcam that's better than photoshop. Yes, I have a webcam. No, I don't use it for that.


Dont lie to me slut!

[Mikl C]

Jake your snake is so cool!

[Jake V]

Yer goddamn right it is.


Also, am I the only one that feels this odd paternal need to save Fishtaco from himself?

I think he should quit comics for a year. Discover music and girls. Get a trendy haircut and do some recreational drugs. At least a normal teenage summer.

[Zombienorthstar]

Yer goddamn right it is.


Also, am I the only one that feels this odd paternal need to save Fishtaco from himself?

I think he should quit comics for a year. Discover music and girls. Get a trendy haircut and do some recreational drugs. At least a normal teenage summer.

some of us manage to do that stuff AS WELL as read comics....sometimes at the same time even...lol

[Jake V]

I dunno. He's 17 and buys comics to "study claremont's plots" or something along those lines. He's got an obsession with stories that happened before he was born, and is really kind of a broken record when it comes to this board.

I'm worried about what sort of adult he'll turn into.

[Mikl C]

He's SEVENTEEN? are you SERIOUS? i assumed he was at least late 30s. I want my hair to be blonder.

[Flight]

I'm worried about what sort of adult he'll turn into. DDM? lol

Can I call you Jake Valentine?

[Zombienorthstar]

I dunno. He's 17 and buys comics to "study claremont's plots" or something along those lines. He's got an obsession with stories that happened before he was born, and is really kind of a broken record when it comes to this board.

I'm worried about what sort of adult he'll turn into.


one that studies claremont plots????


I think fishys fine...just a bit off the wall....like teenagers who like 50s rock and roll instead of indie rock...weird but well itentioned...

I grew up with the stuff from 1996 onwards so i love the modern stuff...i read the Claremont stuff but like most older tv/film/books etc...i like stuff that takes a more naturalistic approach to emotions. All the alliteration in the old 60s issues creeps me out slightly.

[Uncle Nobs]

He's SEVENTEEN? are you SERIOUS? i assumed he was at least late 30s. I want my hair to be blonder.
Whoa. Non sequitur much?

[Pepsigirl]

DDM? lol


Ha!

I've never really paid attention to Fishtaco, mainly because I don't ever seem to read threads that aren't X-Cres. However, based on the few posts I've seen by him and what you guys have said, he seems like a very strange person.

I'm with Jake V. This kid needs to go to a party and have some fun or something.

[Zombienorthstar]

Ha!

I've never really paid attention to Fishtaco, mainly because I don't ever seem to read threads that aren't X-Cres. However, based on the few posts I've seen by him and what you guys have said, he seems like a very strange person.

I'm with Jake V. This kid needs to go to a party and have some fun or something.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject- Winston Churchill

Apt?

[Dizzy D]

i remember when you picked on me in the Avengers board.

I think you got temp-banned.

I thought he picked you up on the Avengers board. Miscommunications, miscommunications.

Just went to Silent Hill the movie with my brother. Is it me or is there a big jump in time in the beginning. The alarms start, she descends down the stairs and suddenly she appears, handcuffed and inside a regular building.

[Flight]

I'm with Jake V. This kid needs to go to a party and have some fun or something. PM him asking if he wants to be your online BOYFRIEND.

[Pepsigirl]

PM him asking if he wants to be your online BOYFRIEND.

Haha, wouldn't it be creepy if he said yes? I'm not sure if having an online girlfriend is a step above spending all your time "studying" comic books.

In other news, Project Runway returns on July 12th! Hooray!

[Dizzy D]

PM him asking if he wants to be your online BOYFRIEND.

Why don't you? He can be your special friend.

[Pepsigirl]

Why don't you? He can be your special friend.

Then he really would be a young version of DDM.

[Cayman]

I thought he picked you up on the Avengers board. Miscommunications, miscommunications.

Just went to Silent Hill the movie with my brother. Is it me or is there a big jump in time in the beginning. The alarms start, she descends down the stairs and suddenly she appears, handcuffed and inside a regular building.

They must have missed a reel. There's a bit between the grey children, and a fab part where Cybil fights a patient demon.

Cay

[Flight]

Why don't you? He can be your special friend. DDM's my special friend.

[Dizzy D]

They must have missed a reel. There's a bit between the grey children, and a fab part where Cybil fights a patient demon.

Cay

Possible, or I just wasn't paying attention. All in all, I didn't like it very much. Odd because I always thought the games would be better as movies than games.

[Jake V]

You should have just stayed home and played the games.

[Uncle Nobs]

Had enough for today. I'm out like Kilgore Trout.

[Cayman]

I liked it. Wasn't perfect but was closer than anything else I've seen to the kind of movie I'd like. I wish everything was like Silent Hill world.

Cay

[Dizzy D]

I liked it. Wasn't perfect but was closer than anything else I've seen to the kind of movie I'd like. I wish everything was like Silent Hill world.

Cay

I have to admit I love the idea of using that mining town from Pennsylvania as basis and the look of the movie was perfect.

[Jake V]

I just sent some friend requests to some of the people in the Xcres myspace group.

the people I recognized anyway.

Send me a request if you want! My page is in my info page here on cbr!

[Dizzy D]

I should make an X-cres group on my AIM-list. Then we can have X-cres chat.

[Cayman]

I found the new Flash #1 at Half-Price Books yesterday, so I bought it. I could see why they dumped it so fast. Terrible book.

Also found that Hulk Giant-Sized with the Champions. It was alright.

Cay

[Jack Flash]

i'd contribute to a get Fishy a real boy summer.

and Jake V for president. I think I am gonna put some new pics up on Myspace and maybe find a new avvy for here as well. I think it's about time I shook my tail feathers a bit.

[Dizzy D]

I found the new Flash #1 at Half-Price Books yesterday, so I bought it. I could see why they dumped it so fast. Terrible book.

Also found that Hulk Giant-Sized with the Champions. It was alright.

Cay

Eh, New Flash? Dumped? Bit more background, please?

[Cayman]

I walked around the Seattle Pride thing for a bit.

I think I got a sunburn.

Cay

[Cayman]

Eh, New Flash? Dumped? Bit more background, please?

I found it at a used booksellers yesterday. It just came out on Wednesday so whomever bought it originally must've quickly decided to get rid of it.

Cay

[Jack Flash]

i love Warren Ellis's bulletin's. he makes me want to be his boyfriend.

[Cayman]

i love Warren Ellis's bulletin's. he makes me want to be his boyfriend.

He's such a flirt.

Cay

[Jack Flash]

cay go eat at the Five Spot! Force Jello there so you can meet the kiddos! I lurved that place! Pride is in Seattle kinda late? Our's was 2 weeks ago.

[Cayman]

cay go eat at the Five Spot! Force Jello there so you can meet the kiddos! I lurved that place! Pride is in Seattle kinda late? Our's was 2 weeks ago.

They stagger them because all the washed up 80s dance divas can't be everywhere in the same weekend.

Cay

[Flight]

Dirty hands is what I demand...

[Cayman]

Won't somebody think of Taylor Dayne?

http://www.gaysavannah.com/images/TaylorDayneSinging.jpg

Cay

[Flight]

This man will!

http://www.mountaindesertresearcher.com/Scanned%20Photos/Woman%20drunk%20on%20front%20of%20car-Martine1.jpg

[Cayman]

Dirty hands is what I demand...

http://www.europe2tv.fr/dbimages/2005/artiste/danniiminogue02_100x100.jpg

*puts the needle on Flight*

Cay

[Cayman]

This man will!

http://www.mountaindesertresearcher.com/Scanned%20Photos/Woman%20drunk%20on%20front%20of%20car-Martine1.jpg

How to resist his come hither look?

Cay

[Jake V]

I just noticed that some motherfucker called "Guts/Batman" has stolen my avatar.

I demand that the douchebag be destroyed.

[Dizzy D]

Just read the end of Greys storyline. Ha, but there is still a third Grey-genes carrier! (unless he/she was killed off-panel) (Not Jean, not Cable and not Rachel)

Cookie for the person who knows.