X-Crescence XXII: Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

[Geoff~]

Nice Arrjay. I want to get one of a dragon over my right shoulder.

-Geoff

[TinMan]

This is true; I recently found out that guys are much more receptive than I was lead to believe. What a surprise.

-Jessica

Well, some of us are. I do understand where that male stereotype comes from though, there are a LOT of dumbass dudes out there.

[twilight]

And I have a fuckin' massive tattoo of a Koi fish. It takes up the entirety of my left forearm.

What kind of significance does the Koi hold?

[The Lucky One]

Well, she wouldn't be, if you count conquered gay guys for me

You've converted gay guys?

Somehow, I'm not even surprised by that.

-D

[Mariah]

Apache!!!!!

-Jessica
Hah!!!!!!! Yes, you know it!!! We might be able to hook up just yet

[Dizzy D]

I agree with Novaya.

There should be a n X-Cres 2.

For the cool kids.





.....yes i was thinking of myself when i said that.

Next time open X-cres XXIII and XXIV at the same time. On rated PG, the other rated X (no pun intended).

[the gypsy Naemah]

it sounds good to me. We be holding it down for the latina community.

Seriously. We got the goods, let's go. :D
And we will play good music all the time. Fuck yes.

-Jessica

[Mariah]

Planning on going abroad (right now it's looking like Canada) to get a Ph.D in English Lit. Teach college, and write. Hopefully, get successful enough to retire early and write full time.

-Jessica
Good for you girl, you rock on with yo' bad self

[Geoff~]

Well, some of us are. I do understand where that male stereotype comes from though, there are a LOT of dumbass dudes out there.

Too true. I think a lot of it comes from a lack of effort/caring on most guys' parts. If they really worked at it i'm sure everyone could be happy.

Hah, i'm such an idealist..

-Geoff

[The Lucky One]

For you and a select few, I'll do the first one for free.

Ah, that's how they hook ya. After that you're just a junkie lookin' for a fix.

sounds good, I'll pick up one next time in the comic shop.

If you can find it, good luck. None of my comic stores had it, I had to hit up Barnes & Noble.

-D

[TinMan]

Too true. I think a lot of it comes from a lack of effort/caring on most guys' parts. If they really worked at it i'm sure everyone could be happy.

Hah, i'm such an idealist..

-Geoff

Exactly, there are just so many guys that only give a crap about blowin their load. I ain't one of them, I prefer at least 2 to my one.

[Mariah]

You've converted gay guys?

Somehow, I'm not even surprised by that.

-D
You shouldn't be:p, my next conquest is hot latina girls, and hot married nerds

[the gypsy Naemah]

Well, some of us are. I do understand where that male stereotype comes from though, there are a LOT of dumbass dudes out there.

Cheah. Somehow I get saddled with alot of them.

-Jessica

[dazzler_slave]

Which Gnarls Barkley songs would be the best to download in addition to "Crazy"?

Cay
Check out "Go-Go Gospel", "Gone Daddy Gone" and "Feng Shui"

[Mariah]

Ah, that's how they hook ya. After that you're just a junkie lookin' for a fix.



If you can find it, good luck. None of my comic stores had it, I had to hit up Barnes & Noble.

-D
uh huh, I'll make it sound like a reenactment of Doing it by ll cool j

Okay, well, i am going shopping for a new bikini and shoes, so, I'll stop by at the mall

[dazzler_slave]

D_S!!!! My third favorite MO!!!!!!!!! Right after my bestfriend B and Zombie!!!! How have you been Clarence?
Hey sweetie! How's it going? But seriously, my name really is Adam, not Clarence! Fucking Pete! :mad:

[the gypsy Naemah]

Exactly, there are just so many guys that only give a crap about blowin their load. I ain't one of them, I prefer at least 2 to my one.

I'm sorry Tin, but I know you mean well... but that's asking for a girl to fake it. :( I hate being put in that situation.

-Jessica

[Mariah]

Cheah. Somehow I get saddled with alot of them.

-Jessica
You and a lot of females out there. Believe me:p

[Geoff~]

If you can find it, good luck. None of my comic stores had it, I had to hit up Barnes & Noble.

-D

Speaking of which, is Barnes & Noble a viable place to buy comics? My old comic store that I used to visit closed down a while ago.

-Geoff

[The Lucky One]

You shouldn't be:p, my next conquest is hot latina girls, and hot married nerds

Heh. If you're referring to me, cutie, I hope you're a decent fighter as well as a lover... my wife's a spitfire.
:cool:

-D

[Sentinel K]

Hey sweetie! How's it going? But seriously, my name really is Adam, not Clarence! Fucking Pete! :mad:

No thanks dude. Thats not my thing.

[Mikl C]

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/rmhttp/downloadtrial/radio1/scottmillsdaily/scottmillsdaily_20060619-1900_40_st.mp3

so freaking funny. you won't get it if you haven't seen british big brother though, haha.

[Mariah]

Hey sweetie! How's it going? But seriously, my name really is Adam, not Clarence! Fucking Pete! :mad:
Not too bad. I've missed you. I know your real name, I didn't think you'd mind if I called you Clarence.

[The Lucky One]

uh huh, I'll make it sound like a reenactment of Doing it by ll cool j

Oooooh... talk dirty to me, baby.
;)

-D

[Mariah]

Heh. If you're referring to me, cutie, I hope you're a decent fighter as well as a lover... my wife's a spitfire.
:cool:

-D
lol, I can hold my down with the best of them *gets out vaselline, rubs on face, and neck. Puts hair in a bun, puts on all of my rings* Good to go

[Arrjay]

"I've got "love" tattooed on this hand and "peace" tattoed on this.
And I've got "The Brothers Karamazov" tattoed down me spine, except you can't see that 'cause I'm wearing me shirt!"

"But isn't that painful?"

"No, it's polyester and cotton."

:D

Awesome!!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/Arrjay_3042/Blip.gif

[TinMan]

I'm sorry Tin, but I know you mean well... but that's asking for a girl to fake it. :( I hate being put in that situation.

-Jessica

Well, I mean, if I can. I had one chick that easily would go 3 or 4 times w/o me trying (she was kind of a nympho though, so that probably played a roll), and I've had one that was almost impossible to get off, then a few that floated between the extremes. So I'm well aware of how difficult that can be, I'd just prefer to get her off more than myself.

[Geoff~]

lol, I can hold my down with the best of them *gets out vaselline, rubs on face, and neck. Puts hair in a bun, puts on all of my rings* Good to go

:eek: The hair and the rings make sense, but you lost me with the vaseline. Wow Mariah. you go girl.

-Geoff

[The Lucky One]

Speaking of which, is Barnes & Noble a viable place to buy comics? My old comic store that I used to visit closed down a while ago.

Sorta depends on the branch. Some of them carry a rack of monthly comics, most don't. Some of them have very extensive TPB sections, some don't. Ours has a pretty big one, but it's really disorganized because no one's assigned to keep it neat and the kids mess it up nearly ever day. Even if you don't live near a B&N with a good selection, though, they can order nearly anything for you to the store, and you're under no obligation to buy it. Which is pretty sweet.

-D

[Mariah]

I'ma call you big daddy, and scream ya name. matter fact I can't wait for ya candy rain
Daddy slow down yo flow, put it on me like a g baby nice and slow

[the gypsy Naemah]

Well, I mean, if I can. I had one chick that easily would go 3 or 4 times w/o me trying (she was kind of a nympho though, so that probably played a roll), and I've had one that was almost impossible to get off, then a few that floated between the extremes. So I'm well aware of how difficult that can be, I'd just prefer to get her off more than myself.

Oh okay, I get it. Yeah, there are some girls that will just not. Period. I dunno. It's kinda sad especially if he's trying super hard and it's not his fault... but he still feels bad.

-Jessica

[Dizzy D]

:D

Awesome!!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/Arrjay_3042/Blip.gif

As is that avi. I can quote British TV comedies all day.. I probably can't quote a single line from American TV comedies (apart from The Goggles..! in Simpsons because it has been overused on the 'net and just about any line in Angel's Smile Time)

[Mariah]

:eek: The hair and the rings make sense, but you lost me with the vaseline. Wow Mariah. you go girl.

-Geoff
its so they slip off your skin, and don't do all that much damage. Ghetto girls know what i'm talking about.

[TinMan]

Oh okay, I get it. Yeah, there are some girls that will just not. Period. I dunno. It's kinda sad especially if he's trying super hard and it's not his fault... but he still feels bad.

-Jessica


Well, most of the time I won't vocalize thats what I'm going for, so theres no reason to fake another, but I'll only go so long and I'm like "fuck it, I'mma just pound it til I blow". lol

[Geoff~]

Allright guys, well I've gotta go. I have issues to work out with my car and all. Hope to come back and chat again soon.

-Geoff

[Sentinel K]

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/rmhttp/downloadtrial/radio1/scottmillsdaily/scottmillsdaily_20060619-1900_40_st.mp3

so freaking funny. you won't get it if you haven't seen british big brother though, haha.

Haha.

God i hate Nikki.

She acts like a spoilt 6 year old.

[TinMan]

its so they slip off your skin, and don't do all that much damage. Ghetto girls know what i'm talking about.

Well, thats what boxers do also, it makes sense if you're plannin a brawl.

[the gypsy Naemah]

:eek: The hair and the rings make sense, but you lost me with the vaseline. Wow Mariah. you go girl.

-Geoff

Mariah... WOW. And the vaseline's so that if the other chick has long nails, she won't scratch you.

God, I'm such a spic I know that.

Wait wait! Lemme take out my earrings.

-Jessica

[dazzler_slave]

Not too bad. I've missed you. I know your real name, I didn't think you'd mind if I called you Clarence.
OK, but only YOU can call me Clarence cuz, baby, you can call me anything! :D

[TinMan]

OK, but only YOU can call me Clarence cuz, baby, you can call me anything! :D

Shut up Clarence or no dick for you!!!

[Sentinel K]

As is that avi. I can quote British TV comedies all day.. I probably can't quote a single line from American TV comedies (apart from The Goggles..! in Simpsons because it has been overused on the 'net and just about any line in Angel's Smile Time)

This is because 90 % of American 'comedies' suck nuts.

Wheras only 30 % of British ones do.

The above stats may have been made up.

[Mariah]

Mariah... WOW. And the vaseline's so that if the other chick has long nails, she won't scratch you.

God, I'm such a spic I know that.

Wait wait! Lemme take out my earrings.

-Jessica
DAMN IT!!!! I FORGOT THE EARRINGS!!! lol, you and me both chica, you and me both

[Mariah]

OK, but only YOU can call me Clarence cuz, baby, you can call me anything! :D
thanks baby, you're the best

[the gypsy Naemah]

Well, most of the time I won't vocalize thats what I'm going for, so theres no reason to fake another, but I'll only go so long and I'm like "fuck it, I'mma just pound it til I blow". lol

Hahaha. So I know this girl; we used to be friends but she's a liar so I stopped talking to her. That and she was always making subtle comments on how she felt sorry for me because I couldn't possibly be as pretty as her, being small-breasted and all. Bitch. She's dating this guy that I have some history with. The best payback ever: He says to one of our mutual friends:

"Man, okay I thought I liked big boobs but seriously, hers just sag. But man, Jess's were PERFECT."

Karma's a bitch! Especially since I found out he only lasts like 2 minutes during sex. They do it in front of said mutual friend x.x

-Jessica

[Mariah]

Shut up Clarence or no dick for you!!!
baby, why would you talk to my clarence like that?? all he wants is to love you

[the gypsy Naemah]

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!

God, I love this playlist. Dubbed "Sexno" Sex + Techno.

-Jessica

[Mariah]

Hahaha. So I know this girl; we used to be friends but she's a liar so I stopped talking to her. That and she was always making subtle comments on how she felt sorry for me because I couldn't possibly be as pretty as her, being small-breasted and all. Bitch. She's dating this guy that I have some history with. The best payback ever: He says to one of our mutual friends:

"Man, okay I thought I liked big boobs but seriously, hers just sag. But man, Jess's were PERFECT."

Karma's a bitch! Especially since I found out he only lasts like 2 minutes during sex. They do it in front of said mutual friend x.x

-Jessica
lol, girl i know exactly how you feel. Boobs are over rated. I'd rather have my nice fat ass, instead of saggy boobs, cause I work on my body. My ass is firm and tight, and doesn't hit the floor when I take off my underwear.

[TinMan]

Hahaha. So I know this girl; we used to be friends but she's a liar so I stopped talking to her. That and she was always making subtle comments on how she felt sorry for me because I couldn't possibly be as pretty as her, being small-breasted and all. Bitch. She's dating this guy that I have some history with. The best payback ever: He says to one of our mutual friends:

"Man, okay I thought I liked big boobs but seriously, hers just sag. But man, Jess's were PERFECT."

Karma's a bitch! Especially since I found out he only lasts like 2 minutes during sex. They do it in front of said mutual friend x.x

-Jessica

HAHAHAHAHA!! Now that is an awesome story, absolutely fuckin hilarious.

[the gypsy Naemah]

lol, girl i know exactly how you feel. Boobs are over rated. I'd rather have my nice fat ass, instead of saggy boobs, cause I work on my body. My ass is firm and tight, and doesn't hit the floor when I take off my underwear.

Exactly! I work out so it's perky and I love it. I mean I figure if I can't do anything about my chest why worry about it, but she would do things like... we would be in a store, she'd pick out a shirt for me to try on and I'd say "Nah, that style would look good on you, but not me, I don't have the chest for it," Then she'd said, "Oh honey that's okay, there's gotta be SOME guys that like girls with small boobs" And here I am thinking... "Wow... thanks..."

-Jessica

[TinMan]

baby, why would you talk to my clarence like that?? all he wants is to love you

Pffft, he just loves my doggy style.

[the gypsy Naemah]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Now that is an awesome story, absolutely fuckin hilarious.

The fact that apparently, she absolutely refuses to give head because she's bad at it just makes me giggle inside.

-Jessica

[Zombienorthstar]

Mariah im so proud to be your number 2 mo...lol Maybe you should hook me up with your best friend.

Remember im english, very charming lol

[Mariah]

Exactly! I work out so it's perky and I love it. I mean I figure if I can't do anything about my chest why worry about it, but she would do things like... we would be in a store, she'd pick out a shirt for me to try on and I'd say "Nah, that style would look good on you, but not me, I don't have the chest for it," Then she'd said, "Oh honey that's okay, there's gotta be SOME guys that like girls with small boobs" And here I am thinking... "Wow... thanks..."

-Jessica
That's when punch that bitch in the tit, that's what I'd do anyway

[the gypsy Naemah]

Remember im english, very charming lol

English, eh?

I love accents.

-quietly kidnaps- :D

-Jessica

[TinMan]

Exactly! I work out so it's perky and I love it. I mean I figure if I can't do anything about my chest why worry about it, but she would do things like... we would be in a store, she'd pick out a shirt for me to try on and I'd say "Nah, that style would look good on you, but not me, I don't have the chest for it," Then she'd said, "Oh honey that's okay, there's gotta be SOME guys that like girls with small boobs" And here I am thinking... "Wow... thanks..."

-Jessica

Sounds like a ragin cunt to me.

[the gypsy Naemah]

That's when punch that bitch in the tit, that's what I'd do anyway

I'm not short enough to reach :D

-Jessica

[TinMan]

The fact that apparently, she absolutely refuses to give head because she's bad at it just makes me giggle inside.

-Jessica

Nice. Though I do have to say, when a woman doesn't know how to smoke it right, its just lame.

[Mariah]

Mariah im so proud to be your number 2 mo...lol Maybe you should hook me up with your best friend.

Remember im english, very charming lol
lol, no prob, my cute little mo. He and I actually used to post under this name when I first joined. I can post a pic of him real quick
27223
it's from a couple years ago, but he pretty much looks the same.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Nice. Though I do have to say, when a woman doesn't know how to smoke it right, its just lame.

Practice makes perfect!
And that's where communication comes in too.

-Jessica

[Mariah]

The fact that apparently, she absolutely refuses to give head because she's bad at it just makes me giggle inside.

-Jessica
lol, damn. I can't say the same for me, shoot, i refuse not to do it:p

[Mariah]

Pffft, he just loves my doggy style.
We both have something in common

[TinMan]

Practice makes perfect!
And that's where communication comes in too.

-Jessica

Agreed. It just sucks for guys though cause women tend to expect us to just be able to rock there world right outta the womb, which ain't gonna happen. Its been hard for me to find a chick that was actually willing to tell me what she liked and didn't.

[the gypsy Naemah]

lol, damn. I can't say the same for me, shoot, i refuse not to do it:p

I don't know why she has such a problem with it... whatever. I hate guys going down on me. Ick ick ick. But that doesn't prevent me from wanting to do anythign to them, it's just a personal thing.

-Jessica

[Mariah]

I'm not short enough to reach :D

-Jessica
Get your hooker heels on girl, you'll be able to reach then lol oops, read it wrong, my bad

[The Lucky One]

All right, I'm going freakin' crazy trying to find the lyrics to that song that goes "The music is right, I got my dancin' shoes on, and me and your girl is booty shakin'." Anyone have any idea where I could find that?

-D

[TinMan]

lol, damn. I can't say the same for me, shoot, i refuse not to do it:p

No Mariah! Don't suck my dick 3 times a day!!! I mean it!!!

[the gypsy Naemah]

Agreed. It just sucks for guys though cause women tend to expect us to just be able to rock there world right outta the womb, which ain't gonna happen. Its been hard for me to find a chick that was actually willing to tell me what she liked and didn't.

The thing is, you (meaning girls) can't be prude when you're talking about it, because otherwise it will never get better.

-Jessica

[TinMan]

We both have something in common

Toldja you'd love that shit...

[the gypsy Naemah]

No Mariah! Don't suck my dick 3 times a day!!! I mean it!!!

Yeah come on! Give me a turn. ;)

I'm reminded of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

"Augustus please! Save some room for later!"

-Jessica

[The Lucky One]

I don't know why she has such a problem with it... whatever. I hate guys going down on me. Ick ick ick. But that doesn't prevent me from wanting to do anythign to them, it's just a personal thing.

Uh... what's "ick" about it?

-D

[Mariah]

No Mariah! Don't suck my dick 3 times a day!!! I mean it!!!
lol, alright, you just gotta tell me once. See ya guys later I;m outta here.

[TinMan]

I don't know why she has such a problem with it... whatever. I hate guys going down on me. Ick ick ick. But that doesn't prevent me from wanting to do anythign to them, it's just a personal thing.

-Jessica

My X was the same way, cept she wouldn't give me head either... women like you suck!!!

[the gypsy Naemah]

lol, alright, you just gotta tell me once. See ya guys later I;m outta here.

Bye honey :)

-Jessica

[TinMan]

Yeah come on! Give me a turn. ;)

I'm reminded of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

"Augustus please! Save some room for later!"

-Jessica

Ok, you're up to bat now...

[the gypsy Naemah]

My X was the same way, cept she wouldn't give me head either... women like you suck!!!

Literally, yes. It's just like... okay. If you're shaving down there and you miss a spot, how embarassing is that if he's down there and he notices? Ugh!

-Jessica

[TinMan]

lol, alright, you just gotta tell me once. See ya guys later I;m outta here.

Peace chica, thanks for the head!!

[Arrjay]

What kind of significance does the Koi hold?

It is a tradiotional tattoo design that many people over the world get for various reasons.

Me? I got it 'cause fish are fantastic and it looks amazing on my arm.

:)

[Vegetarian Goat]

http://picsmcgee.com/albums/Licensing%202006/normal_DSC00903.JPG

This hurts in more ways than one.

[Forefinger]

Peace chica, thanks for the head!!
Jeez. Why can't you pay crack whores, like I do with your mother, instead of begging people over the internet for sexual favors?

[the gypsy Naemah]

Jeez. Why can't you pay crack whores, like I do with your mother, instead of begging people over the internet for sexual favors?

Hey Forefinger,

Nice to see your in your usual cheerful mood :p

How ya doin sexy?

-Jessica

[TinMan]

Literally, yes. It's just like... okay. If you're shaving down there and you miss a spot, how embarassing is that if he's down there and he notices? Ugh!

-Jessica

Ok, its not that bigga deal. If you manged to miss like 10 whole hairs and they're like an inch long but the rest is bald, thats fucked up. But a little stuble? That ain't gonna make many men flinch. I damn well wouldn't, but then again I enjoy usin my tongue... :evilsmile

[Forefinger]

Hey Forefinger,

Nice to see your in your usual cheerful mood :p

How ya doin sexy?

-Jessica
I'm doing well, and you?

[the gypsy Naemah]

Ok, its not that bigga deal. If you manged to miss like 10 whole hairs and they're like an inch long but the rest is bald, thats fucked up. But a little stuble? That ain't gonna make many men flinch. I damn well wouldn't, but then again I enjoy usin my tongue... :evilsmile

-shudders- Ugh. I don't know.. I'm Hispanic and by nature, hairy. So I freak out when I miss a spot.

-Jessica

[TinMan]

Jeez. Why can't you pay crack whores, like I do with your mother, instead of begging people over the internet for sexual favors?

Because, the internet whores here are hotter than the crackwhores that work w/ our mothers. I'm just not willing to stoop to that level anymore, I'm better than that, so I've moved onto internet pimpin.

[Forefinger]

Ok, its not that bigga deal. If you manged to miss like 10 whole hairs and they're like an inch long but the rest is bald, thats fucked up. But a little stuble? That ain't gonna make many men flinch. I damn well wouldn't, but then again I enjoy usin my tongue... :evilsmile
.....to lick my balls.

[Forefinger]

Because, the internet whores here are hotter than the crackwhores that work w/ our mothers. I'm just not willing to stoop to that level anymore, I'm better than that, so I've moved onto internet pimpin.
You should change the thing under your name to "Internet Pimp". Either that or "Forefinger's bitch"

[the gypsy Naemah]

Alright children, I'm gonna go. Talk to you cats later ;)

-Jessica

[TinMan]

.....to lick my balls.

and your asshole, don't forget your asshole.

[TinMan]

Alright children, I'm gonna go. Talk to you cats later ;)

-Jessica

Later chica, I'll ring you for your services soon.

[Forefinger]

Alright children, I'm gonna go. Talk to you cats later ;)

-Jessica
Talk to you later, my illegal future sex slave.

[Forefinger]

and your asshole, don't forget your asshole.
Doh! How could I forget?

[jeangreydp]

Combine it with the Superman S for ultimate nerdy cred.

I had thought of getting an 'S' in the middle of it.

I don't know if that would look bad though

[Novaya Havoc]

NOVAYA HAVOC! Did you catch my brief Dazzler avatar? I took it down cuz I didn't like the angle, so now I'm a weird girl without eyes. :)


I did. And I was so excited. :)

[Zombienorthstar]

lol, no prob, my cute little mo. He and I actually used to post under this name when I first joined. I can post a pic of him real quick
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it's from a couple years ago, but he pretty much looks the same.


*ding ding ding* we have a winner. Yes please :D

[Novaya Havoc]

I agree with Novaya.

There should be a n X-Cres 2.

For the cool kids.





.....yes i was thinking of myself when i said that.

Woo hoo! Agreement! :D

[Forefinger]

What are you trying to say? That I'm ruining your thread? Are you threatening me?

[TinMan]

What are you trying to say? That I'm ruining your thread? Are you threatening me?

Nah, just ruining their assholes man, they ain't gonna shit right for a week...

[Uncle Nobs]

God-DAMN you guys are busy little geeks!
Does anyone here have a tattoo?
I'm designing a few for m'self. Haven't gotten any yet, but I've been thinking about them more and more lately.

Is it bad to have one that extends to my hand? I mean, would that really be a problem professionally?

[jeangreydp]

God-DAMN you guys are busy little geeks!

Is anyone still talking about this? I'm designing a few for m'self. Haven't gotten any yet, but I've been thinking about them more and more lately.

Is it bad to have one that extends to my hand? I mean, would that really be a problem professionally?

What would it be of?

PS. I'm tired and I want to go home and watch Lois & Clark

[Novaya Havoc]

God-DAMN you guys are busy little geeks!

Is anyone still talking about this? I'm designing a few for m'self. Haven't gotten any yet, but I've been thinking about them more and more lately.

Is it bad to have one that extends to my hand? I mean, would that really be a problem professionally?

Depends on the profession, but -- probably.

[Zombienorthstar]

God-DAMN you guys are busy little geeks!

Is anyone still talking about this? I'm designing a few for m'self. Haven't gotten any yet, but I've been thinking about them more and more lately.

Is it bad to have one that extends to my hand? I mean, would that really be a problem professionally?


im thinking about getting a big Captain America style star

like this: http://www.bodymods.org/Images/ThumbNails/000000000/Thm343_rightstar.jpg

[Zombienorthstar]

Woo hoo! Agreement! :D


Yes but then we have the nagging uncertainty...am i cool or am i not cool...then well have upheaval as we fall into four different categories:

1) The cool people who post in cool X-Cres
2) the non cool people who think they're cool who post in cool X-Cres
3) The non cool people who post in non cool X-Cres
4) The cool people who post in non cool X-Cres due to low self esteem...


Sentinals new system coul lead to armageddon! We're in the final days people!

[Uncle Nobs]

What would it be of?
It's a long, wrapping design made up of tons of things. It's getting very intricate. We'll see what I finally decide on.

For you, of course, I'll preview the sketches. But no unicorns this time.

[Sentinel K]

It's a long, wrapping design made up of tons of things. It's getting very intricate. We'll see what I finally decide on.

For you, of course, I'll preview the sketches. But no unicorns this time.

Unicorns are for gay-wads.

They'd suit you.

[Forefinger]

Nah, just ruining their assholes man, they ain't gonna shit right for a week...
Yeah, I'm freaky like that. They are right to be scared. Just like they are scared of you sneaking into their rooms at night and trying on their underware.

[Forefinger]

Unicorns are for gay-wads.

They'd suit you.
HAW HAW HAW

[Zombienorthstar]

What does everyone think of the star tattoo...i want an X-Cres consensus.

[Sentinel K]

As a designer i love using barcodes on things so I'd probably get a barcode tattooed on my wrist or on my shoulder blade.

Kinda cyberpunky.

[Uncle Nobs]

Unicorns are for gay-wads.

They'd suit you.
I'm gaywad-bait. There's a difference.

[Sentinel K]

It seems that all Fishtaco ever does now is make lists that no one gives a shit about.

What the hell is the point? He just sounds like an uber-nerd.

[Uncle Nobs]

Unicorns are for gay-wads.

They'd suit you.
Plus, I only draw bloody unicorns getting mauled, that actually look more like donkey/goat offspring.

[Sentinel K]

Plus, I only draw bloody unicorns getting mauled, that actually look more like donkey/goat offspring.

Ok, I believe you.

[Uncle Nobs]

It seems that all Fishtaco ever does now is make lists that no one gives a shit about.

What the hell is the point? He just sounds like an uber-nerd.
DDM Jr.--?

[Zombienorthstar]

It seems that all Fishtaco ever does now is make lists that no one gives a shit about.

What the hell is the point? He just sounds like an uber-nerd.


I dont know how anyone remembers issue numbers...

im really vague and unhelpful

my favourite issue "y'know the one with that guy. Y'know the one i mean. He's a mutant"

I like the idea of a barcode too...

[Uncle Nobs]

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

[Uncle Nobs]

What does everyone think of the star tattoo...i want an X-Cres consensus.
Jess. Iss gud. Doowit nau.

[Zombienorthstar]

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?


I would be semens SO fattening.

[Sentinel K]

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

Seriously?

Thats like.....the greatest thing I've ever heard.


Ever.

[Jake V]

I already have raisins in my raisin bran.

[Jack Flash]

i like the star. a friend of mine has 4 solid stars like that. very cool.

[Zombienorthstar]

i like the star. a friend of mine has 4 solid stars like that. very cool.


Thanks...im thinking of having it like there on the wrist...or on the base of my neck...what u think?

[jeangreydp]

It's a long, wrapping design made up of tons of things. It's getting very intricate. We'll see what I finally decide on.

For you, of course, I'll preview the sketches. But no unicorns this time.


LOL I am totally going to get that pic you made of Jean sucking the unicorns blood tattooed across my back.

[Sentinel K]

Just so people know.

If I ever use the abreviation GAS, it means 'give a shit'.

Expect to find it after posts by Huzzah!, Citizen V, Fishtaco etc.

[jeangreydp]

As a designer i love using barcodes on things so I'd probably get a barcode tattooed on my wrist or on my shoulder blade.

Kinda cyberpunky.

I saw a girl yesterday with a barcode tattooed on the back of her neck.

[Sentinel K]

I saw a girl yesterday with a barcode tattooed on the back of her neck.

le good or le bad?

[Jake V]

Just so people know.

If I ever use the abreviation GAS, it means 'give a shit'.

Expect to find it after posts by Huzzah!, Citizen V, Fishtaco etc.
Dont feed the trolls.

[Sentinel K]

Dont feed the trolls.

I'll feed them my own defacation and watch them bleed.

[Dizzy D]

http://picsmcgee.com/albums/Licensing%202006/normal_DSC00903.JPG

This hurts in more ways than one.


Yeah, could have used that for the Scavenger Hunt round 6 for instance.

[jeangreydp]

le good or le bad?

Hard to say.

It certainly caught my eye.

Maybe if I had asked her what it meant to her it would have changed my idea about it.

When I see barcode I think : "oh you poor thing. The man owns you, you're just trying to show you're part of the machine.... anarchist.":rolleyes:

But maybe it means something completely different.

[jeangreydp]

Poor Doc Oc was born with that haircut! : \

[Jack Flash]

my friend kevin has his whole back and both arms done in tatt sleeves. I know some people have passed on hiring him.

he doesn't care, but it just depends on what you wanna be when you grow up.

[Uncle Nobs]

Can we somehow lock X-Cres to keep just the people who are here right now?

[Sentinel K]

Hard to say.

It certainly caught my eye.

Maybe if I had asked her what it meant to her it would have changed my idea about it.

When I see barcode I think : "oh you poor thing. The man owns you, you're just trying to show you're part of the machine.... anarchist.":rolleyes:

But maybe it means something completely different.

I just think they look cool.

I could probably list other reasons why I would get one but I'd sound like a cunt.

So I wont.

I'd probably nevr get a tattoo anyway.

[Jake V]

I think the barcode tattoo tries a little too hard to be ironic and counterculture.

[Sentinel K]

Can we somehow lock X-Cres to keep just the people who are here right now?

Sounds good to me.

Are certain posters irritating you Nobs? :D

[Uncle Nobs]

I probably could have come up with a less shitty way to say some of my favorite fuckos are here right now, couldn't I?

[Fatguy]

I have been wanting to get a Tatoo for years, but everytime I almost do it I cant seem to justify spending the money.

I think part of it may come from me wussing out too...I have to admit a small un-manly fear of needles may exist.

[Sentinel K]

I think the barcode tattoo tries a little too hard to be ironic and counterculture.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Its not like i';m going to get one anyway.

[Uncle Nobs]

I'll feed them my own defacation and watch them bleed.
...?

What the fuck did you eat?!

[Jake V]

I probably could have come up with a less shitty way to say some of my favorite fuckos are here right now, couldn't I?
hah

Like you give a shit about what the less favorite fuckos think.

I don't either, to be honest.

[jeangreydp]

I just think they look cool.

I could probably list other reasons why I would get one but I'd sound like a cunt.

So I wont.

I'd probably nevr get a tattoo anyway.


Please list them!! I won't think you're a cunt.

[Sentinel K]

...?

What the fuck did you eat?!

Your mothers......

[Jake V]

Your mothers......
Apple pie?

She's an excellent pastry chef.

[Sentinel K]

Please list them!! I won't think you're a cunt.

No.

Becuase they are the pretty much the exact reasons Jake V just said. :o

[Uncle Nobs]

my friend kevin has his whole back and both arms done in tatt sleeves. I know some people have passed on hiring him.

he doesn't care, but it just depends on what you wanna be when you grow up.
Admit it. The reason he gets passed up is 'cuz he's an asshole, not the tattoos. I fuckin' hate Kevin.

[Jake V]

No.

Becuase they are the pretty much the exact reasons Jake V just said. :o
You should just defer to me on all matters that are cool.

[jeangreydp]

I have been wanting to get a Tatoo for years, but everytime I almost do it I cant seem to justify spending the money.

I think part of it may come from me wussing out too...I have to admit a small un-manly fear of needles may exist.


I am also a weenie when it comes to needles.

The places around here won't allow you to get a tattoo if you are drunk, but I'd need to be.

[Sentinel K]

You should just defer to me on all matters that are cool.

Will do.

I want to be just like you when i grow up. :cool:

[Jake V]

I am also a weenie when it comes to needles.

The places around here won't allow you to get a tattoo if you are drunk, but I'd need to be.
You should pick out the tattoo sober, and then get drunk right before they do the ink.

[jeangreydp]

No.

Becuase they are the pretty much the exact reasons Jake V just said. :o

You cunt.

Man, I never stick to my word. just kidding, you're not a cunt

[Uncle Nobs]

I just think they look cool.

I could probably list other reasons why I would get one but I'd sound like a cunt.

So I wont.

I'd probably nevr get a tattoo anyway.
Have you seen Puma's fake barcode symbol? It's broken, as if the puma broke loose.

Wow. That was way cooler before I explained it.

[Cayman]

I'm gonna get Iron Man tattooed on one fist and Captain America on the other. Then I'm gonna go pick fights and say "Which do you wanna get totally messed up by - the Pro-Registration Fist or the Anti-Registration Fist?"

And then I'll get beat to a pulp because I'm no fighter. But it'll be worth it.

Cay

[Uncle Nobs]

hah

Like you give a shit about what the less favorite fuckos think.

I don't either, to be honest.
Well, you made the list. I totally stole that Ellis/nipples thing you posted for my Myspace page.

[Fatguy]

The places around here won't allow you to get a tattoo if you are drunk, but I'd need to be.

Yea, same rules around here...drunk tatoos used to be as american as apple pie. This country is going downhill!

[Jake V]

Well, you made the list. I totally stole that Ellis/nipples thing you posted for my Myspace page.
to this day, "choke on my fuck, commissioner gordon" is one of my favorite lines ever.

I say it out loud sometimes.

no one understands me.

[jeangreydp]

My friend Ryan got a tattoo of a naked lady in a beer mug while he was station over in Japan

and when he came home Amy, my roomate, drew a shirt on her with magic marker. It was hilarious.

[Sentinel K]

You cunt.

Man, I never stick to my word. just kidding, you're not a cunt

I love you too.

[Uncle Nobs]

I'm gonna get Iron Man tattooed on one fist and Captain America on the other. Then I'm gonna go pick fights and say "Which do you wanna get totally messed up by - the Pro-Registration Fist or the Anti-Registration Fist?"

And then I'll get beat to a pulp because I'm no fighter. But it'll be worth it.

Cay
STOP MAKING ME GAY FOR YOU!!! fucking capitalization limit bullshit making me type useless shit when my prose is so letter-fucking-perfect it should be in the goddamn smithsonian and now i'm even afraid to capitalize smithsonian for fear of exceeding the capitalization limit. jesus is that enough typing already?

[jeangreydp]

to this day, "choke on my fuck, commissioner gordon" is one of my favorite lines ever.

I say it out loud sometimes.

no one understands me.

Did I miss a turn somewhere?

Since when do people talk to Commissioner Gordon that way? :eek:

He told me I was the only one whose fuck he'd choke on.

THAT JERK!

[Uncle Nobs]

My friend Ryan got a tattoo of a naked lady in a beer mug while he was station over in Japan

and when he came home Amy, my roomate, drew a shirt on her with magic marker. It was hilarious.
I talked to Amy last night, by the way. She described herself as masculine. I feel weird.

[dazzler_slave]

Yes but then we have the nagging uncertainty...am i cool or am i not cool...then well have upheaval as we fall into four different categories:

1) The cool people who post in cool X-Cres
2) the non cool people who think they're cool who post in cool X-Cres
3) The non cool people who post in non cool X-Cres
4) The cool people who post in non cool X-Cres due to low self esteem...


Sentinals new system coul lead to armageddon! We're in the final days people!
I certainly hope I'm considered one of the cool posters! Or else I'll take all my toys and run home crying! :(

[Jake V]

HEY LIZ!!!!!!!!

Is the current Superman arc worth reading?

The one Johns is writing.


I'm already getting All Star Superman, so should I bother with the DCU version?

[Dizzy D]

Hard to say.

It certainly caught my eye.

Maybe if I had asked her what it meant to her it would have changed my idea about it.

When I see barcode I think : "oh you poor thing. The man owns you, you're just trying to show you're part of the machine.... anarchist.":rolleyes:

But maybe it means something completely different.

No, it's completely cool!

That's the new way for us to find out how much a hooker is. We have scanners, they have barcodes. Circumventing the whole soliciting laws: they never offer, we never ask.

[dazzler_slave]

It seems that all Fishtaco ever does now is make lists that no one gives a shit about.

What the hell is the point? He just sounds like an uber-nerd.
You make me happy :)

[Uncle Nobs]

He told me I was the only one whose fuck he'd choke on.
Plz xpln hw ths hppnz.

(And the Batman shit can be found earlier in this thread, posted by Jake, or you can visit my Myspace blog. And yes, I put it in my blog because I'm fucking AFRAID now to just post such things as bulletins. Fucking police state.)

[Jake V]

Plz xpln hw ths hppnz.

(And the Batman shit can be found earlier in this thread, posted by Jake, or you can visit my Myspace blog. And yes, I put it in my blog because I'm fucking AFRAID now to just post such things as bulletins. Fucking police state.)
Ellis posted it as a bulletin.

Ellis fears no one.

[Cayman]

HEY LIZ!!!!!!!!

Is the current Superman arc worth reading?

The one Johns is writing.


I'm already getting All Star Superman, so should I bother with the DCU version?

I bought the first issue. It was teh awful.

Cay

[Uncle Nobs]

No, it's completely cool!

That's the new way for us to find out how much a hooker is. We have scanners, they have barcodes. Circumventing the whole soliciting laws: they never offer, we never ask.
I don't know if you count as Dutch, but you fucking act like it, you fucking degenerate.

PS
You're my new best friend. Send hash.

[dazzler_slave]

Can we somehow lock X-Cres to keep just the people who are here right now?
I have to admit that even I am finding it a little pervy and dirty here lately, and that must mean it's over the top!

[Uncle Nobs]

Ellis posted it as a bulletin.

Ellis fears no one.
Ellis is self-employed. I need my goddamn medical.

[Sentinel K]

Is DC's 'all star' titles basically their version of the 'ultimate' universe?

[Jake V]

I bought the first issue. It was teh awful.

Cay
I WASN'T ASKING YOU, ASSFACE!!!!




just kidding.

[The Lucky One]

Yea, same rules around here...drunk tatoos used to be as american as apple pie. This country is going downhill!

"You're talking about a man who got drunk and had 'Welcome aboard!' tatooed on his penis, for God's sake!"

-D

[Uncle Nobs]

Is DC's 'all star' titles basically their version of the 'ultimate' universe?
Doesn't seem so to me. More like out-of-continuity playfulness without creating whole new universes for no goddamn reason.

[Fatguy]

I certainly hope I'm considered one of the cool posters! Or else I'll take all my toys and run home crying! :(

I dont know you really, but...


I think you're sexy

:runs away giggling:

[Jake V]

Is DC's 'all star' titles basically their version of the 'ultimate' universe?
No.

Each book is self contained. All Star Superman doesn't exist in the same universe as All Star Batman.

Thankfully, All Star Superman is simply Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely doing Superman however they want to do it. Which is BRILLIANT every issue.

[Sentinel K]

I have to admit that even I am finding it a little pervy and dirty here lately, and that must mean it's over the top!

Yeah dude I actually don't generally like it here anymore.

If all anyone does is talk about the number of cocks they had in any number of orifices, it starts to get very old very quickly.

[jeangreydp]

HEY LIZ!!!!!!!!

Is the current Superman arc worth reading?

The one Johns is writing.


I'm already getting All Star Superman, so should I bother with the DCU version?

Its slightly less than average.

I don't hate it, but I don't love it either.

I miss Rucka!

[Fatguy]

"You're talking about a man who got drunk and had 'Welcome aboard!' tatooed on his penis, for God's sake!"

-D

lol is that a movie quote? The submarine one with Frasier in it right?

[The Lucky One]

Is DC's 'all star' titles basically their version of the 'ultimate' universe?

In theory, yeah. In reality, it's a way for Morrison to write stories about the Silver Age Superman and Miller to write stories about the Fucking Psycho Age Batman.

-D

[dazzler_slave]

Is DC's 'all star' titles basically their version of the 'ultimate' universe?
Kind of. It's out of continuity. Basically each title has an all star writer and artist and they just do up a story using any elements of Batman and Superman they want. Morrison's Superman is very Pre-Crisis, and Miller's Batman is basically the prequel to Dark Knight Returns. Plus, when the next creative teams come on, they don't follow the continuity of the previous writer.

[Sentinel K]

No.

Each book is self contained. All Star Superman doesn't exist in the same universe as All Star Batman.

Thankfully, All Star Superman is simply Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely doing Superman however they want to do it. Which is BRILLIANT every issue.

Oh right.

Are they self contained issues?

I flicked through one the other day and it had Lois dressed as ome kind of 'super-woman'.

The art and the colouring looked spectacular though. very nice.

[Jake V]

Yeah dude I actually don't generally like it here anymore.

If all anyone does is talk about the number of cocks they had in any number of orifices, it starts to get very old very quickly.
OMG MARIAH WIL U PLZ HAV TEH SEXX WIT ME???

kthxbye.

[jeangreydp]

Plz xpln hw ths hppnz.

(And the Batman shit can be found earlier in this thread, posted by Jake, or you can visit my Myspace blog. And yes, I put it in my blog because I'm fucking AFRAID now to just post such things as bulletins. Fucking police state.)

What?

What happened? Did you get in trouble for a bulletin?

[dazzler_slave]

I dont know you really, but...


I think you're sexy

:runs away giggling:
Aww, thanks buddy!

[The Lucky One]

lol is that a movie quote? The submarine one with Frasier in it right?

Yeah. "Down Periscope."

-D

[The Lucky One]

OMG MARIAH WIL U PLZ HAV TEH SEXX WIT ME???

kthxbye.

ZING!!!

-D

[Sentinel K]

OMG MARIAH WIL U PLZ HAV TEH SEXX WIT ME???

kthxbye.

Exactly.

Its actually kind of pathetic.

[jeangreydp]

Oh right.

Are they self contained issues?

I flicked through one the other day and it had Lois dressed as ome kind of 'super-woman'.

The art and the colouring looked spectacular though. very nice.

Its a really fun book.

Morrisson has a hell of an imagination.

[Jake V]

Oh right.

Are they self contained issues?

I flicked through one the other day and it had Lois dressed as ome kind of 'super-woman'.

The art and the colouring looked spectacular though. very nice.
Each issue (of Superman at least) is a single story with a begining, middle, and ending, but they are all part of a larger 12 issue story.

#1 was about Superman discovering he got new powers.

#2 was about convincing Lois that he was really Clark

#3 was about Superman's date with Lois, and him giving her superpowers for 24 hours

#4 was a homage to 'Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olson' where Jimmy has to save the world from Bizarro-Superman.

22 pages of GENIUS each time.

[dazzler_slave]

OMG MARIAH WIL U PLZ HAV TEH SEXX WIT ME???

kthxbye.
Yeah, kinda like that. I may seem pretty crazy and dirty sometimes, but in reality I am pretty calmed down nowadays and sometimes I just wanna talk comics or music y'know?

[dazzler_slave]

Each issue (of Superman at least) is a single story with a begining, middle, and ending, but they are all part of a larger 12 issue story.

#1 was about Superman discovering he got new powers.

#2 was about convincing Lois that he was really Clark

#3 was about Superman's date with Lois, and him giving her superpowers for 24 hours

#4 was a homage to 'Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olson' where Jimmy has to save the world from Bizarro-Superman.

22 pages of GENIUS each time.
I really did enjoy it, but I needed to cut a couple of books to pick up all the OYL stuff I wanted, so I cut the All Star books cuz I figure they will read better in the trades anyway. But Superman sure is great. And as for Batman...well..if you think of it as DKR prequel and just enjoy how ridiculously over the top it is, it actually is a fun read!

[Fatguy]

In my short amount of time here, this thread always seems to be the most interesting when people are just relating personal events or opinions. It seems to work at its best when the thread starts to basically function as a conversation (or many conversations).

[Cayman]

AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!

I have to do my old job for an hour while my previous department is in a meeting.

Cay

[Sentinel K]

In my short amount of time here, this thread always seems to be the most interesting when people are just relating personal events or opinions. It seems to work at its best when the thread starts to basically function as a conversation (or many conversations).

Exactly.

Thats how I like it.

When it becomes a slut fest it gets boring very fast.

[Zombienorthstar]

Im one of those insecure people who would post in the 'non-cool X-Cres' Id only post in the cool one if i was told in no uncertain terms that i was cool by the majority.


And Nobs how could you lock X-Cres when Flight and UTV arent here...! FORESHAME....

[Jake V]

Exactly.

Thats how I like it.

When it becomes a slut fest it gets boring very fast.
Are you saying you don't want to double-team Mariah with UTV?

[Cayman]

I really did enjoy it, but I needed to cut a couple of books to pick up all the OYL stuff I wanted, so I cut the All Star books cuz I figure they will read better in the trades anyway. But Superman sure is great. And as for Batman...well..if you think of it as DKR prequel and just enjoy how ridiculously over the top it is, it actually is a fun read!

I like how the AS Superman issues are somewhat self-contained.

I dropped AS Batman but I'd like to read the trade. It feels a bit like Miller laughing at the reader though.

Cay

[Sentinel K]

Are you saying you don't want to double-team Mariah with UTV?

I'd rather have sex with my mother.

[jeangreydp]

AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!

I have to do my old job for an hour while my previous department is in a meeting.

Cay

*Calls Cay*

*ring ring*

Cay: Hello, how can I help you?

Liz: MY CUPHOLDER IS BROKEN! IT WONT GO BACK IN THE COMPUTER!

[Jake V]

I'd rather have sex with my mother.
I'll let you know when I'm done with her.


OH SNAP!

[Cayman]

*Calls Cay*

*ring ring*

Cay: Hello, how can I help you?

Liz: MY CUPHOLDER IS BROKEN! IT WONT GO BACK IN THE COMPUTER!

Heh heh, sometimes I wished I could send little electroshocks through the phone.

Cay

[Fatguy]

I'll let you know when I'm done with her.


OH SNAP!

hahahahahahahaha

:tear:

[Sentinel K]

I'll let you know when I'm done with her.


OH SNAP!


Didn't realise you were a necrophiliac.

[dazzler_slave]

I watched X3 again last night and I enjoyed it even more than the first time, I think. Now I'm gearing up for Superman! I heard it was a good one! I hope so because the trailers have been only so-so for me so far, and I have issues with using Luthor as the villain AGAIN, and the fact that they felt the need to introduce a stupid kid into the mix. To me young kid + action flick = bad

Edit: The only exception to the above rule is Short Round in Temple of Doom. I loved that kid!

[Zombienorthstar]

I'll let you know when I'm done with her.


OH SNAP!



Thats a burn....:D

[Jake V]

Didn't realise you were a necrophiliac.
man, that's no fair.

The dead mother thing is dirty.

[Cayman]

I wish they'd gone with Braniac.

Superman doesn't really have all that terrific of a rogue's gallery though.

Cay

[Sentinel K]

man, that's no fair.

The dead mother thing is dirty.

Dirty?

Your the one thats fucking her!


Nah just kidding dude.

My mum is alive and well.


I hope.

[Sentinel K]

Edit: The only exception to the above rule is Short Round in Temple of Doom. I loved that kid!

YOU CALL HIM DOCTOR JONES, DOLL!!!!!!

[Zombienorthstar]

My mum is alive and well.





So's your dad ;)

[Cayman]

Argh, Num Lock - it's not that hard a concept people!

40 minutes left.

*cries*


Cay

[jeangreydp]

Short round is one of the nicknames I have for my nephew.

One day when he gets older, he's going to hate me.

[The Lucky One]

I wish they'd gone with Braniac.

Superman doesn't really have all that terrific of a rogue's gallery though.

Yeah, he really doesn't. I once read a Neil Gaiman article where he mentioned how terrible Superman's rogues gallery is, and went on to point out that his real enemies tend to be more natural disasters and the like -- earthquakes, floods, meteors, airplane crashes. At the level of power he's at, Gaiman was saying, he's like a force of nature himself, so it only really works to put him up against other forces of nature.

-D

[Uncle Nobs]

Time for a little song (cue banjo & washtub bass):

Lordy, lordy, how I hate the fucking Ultimate universe!
Oh lordy me, why'd they fucking bother?!
If 'twere up to me, I'd perforate the perps and call a hearse.
Ooooh land sakes, nothing really rhymes with bother.

Sure, sure, you'll find some good work here and there.
It's only nat'ral, son, when you put decent creators together.
'Course they could've just put 'em on the ol' titles instead anywhere.
Only thing Stormy 'bout Ultimate Storm is playin' with weather.

They panicked, yessir, when their reg'lar titles lacked direction.
They'd made such a mess, readers feared 616's long hist'ry.
So they started continuity-free titles to gain N00B's affection.
Why was making the ol' titles more accessible such a goddamn myst'ry?

Oh sweet Moses, who calls anything "Ultimate"?
Ya'll youngsterized, hipsterized, 'n extremicized what was already perfection.
Yessir, only a matter of time 'fore those continuity-free titles develop their own convoluted continuity. Say what you will 'bout Morrison's run, but he stepped in and showed 'em how to make a fucking in-continuity title accessible again, drawing in thousands of new readers. Okay, fine this isn't a song anymore. I killed that fucking banjo player. Eat my red-hot ass fungus.

[Zombienorthstar]

Short round is one of the nicknames I have for my nephew.

One day when he gets older, he's going to hate me.

Or have a crush on you....thats jjust wrong.

[Cayman]

Short round is one of the nicknames I have for my nephew.

One day when he gets older, he's going to hate me.

At least you don't call him Kate Capshaw.

Cay

[The Lucky One]

Short round is one of the nicknames I have for my nephew.

One day when he gets older, he's going to hate me.

When he starts to date, you might want to cool it with that nickname when his girlfriend's around. Just a thought.

*pushes blinding hatred of Short Round back down*

-D

[Dizzy D]

I certainly hope I'm considered one of the cool posters! Or else I'll take all my toys and run home crying! :(
What if you think you are one of the cool people who post in non cool X-Cres due to low self esteem... I mean, your self esteem would be high enough to think you are one of the cool, but PARADOX PARADOX!

[dazzler_slave]

I wish they'd gone with Braniac.

Superman doesn't really have all that terrific of a rogue's gallery though.

Cay
No he doesn't, but Brainiac would have been cool. Heck, I'd even have settled for Mongul and Warworld. I just think that Lex suffers from Joker syndrome. Every writer wants to write about him and thinks they have a great idea no one else does and as a reader and a viewer I just get sick of seeing them over and over agin. Sometimes they need a break. That was one of the reasons I stopped reading the bat books. I just got so tired of having Joker appear ever 2 or 3 issues. I feel like saying "People! He's not as scary or unsettling when you see him in 8 or 9 stories in a year! Save him for the good ones! Lex is kinda like that for me too.

[dazzler_slave]

YOU CALL HIM DOCTOR JONES, DOLL!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!! He was great!

[Uncle Nobs]

What?

What happened? Did you get in trouble for a bulletin?
You didn't see that bulletin I posted? Lemme see if I can find it.

...fuck. It's deleted now.

It basically told people to protect themselves. People have been fired for things they've said or done on Myspace (a SOCIAL site, completely separate from work) to people in general (NOT to anyone they worked with specifically).

So I told everyone to post a disclaimer like I have at the beginning of my 'About Me' section. Not that that will protect you entirely, but it's a start.

[dazzler_slave]

What if you think you are one of the cool people who post in non cool X-Cres due to low self esteem... I mean, your self esteem would be high enough to think you are one of the cool, but PARADOX PARADOX!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! Mind...straining...brain...melting...ERROR!! ERROR!! ERROR!! 101010001111001011000111

[jeangreydp]

Time for a little song (cue banjo & washtub bass):

Lordy, lordy, how I hate the fucking Ultimate universe!
Oh lordy me, why'd they fucking bother?!
If 'twere up to me, I'd perforate the perps and call a hearse.
Ooooh land sakes, nothing really rhymes with bother.

Sure, sure, you'll find some good work here and there.
It's only nat'ral, son, when you put decent creators together.
'Course they could've just put 'em on the ol' titles instead anywhere.
Only thing Stormy 'bout Ultimate Storm is playin' with weather.

They panicked, yessir, when their reg'lar titles lacked direction.
They'd made such a mess, readers feared 616's long hist'ry.
So they started continuity-free titles to gain N00B's affection.
Why was making the ol' titles more accessible such a goddamn myst'ry?

Oh sweet Moses, who calls anything "Ultimate"?
Ya'll youngsterized, hipsterized, 'n extremicized what was already perfection.
Yessir, only a matter of time 'fore those continuity-free titles develop their own convoluted continuity. Say what you will 'bout Morrison's run, but he stepped in and showed 'em how to make a fucking in-continuity title accessible again, drawing in thousands of new readers. Okay, fine this isn't a song anymore. I killed that fucking banjo player. Eat my red-hot ass fungus.

That last line.

Wow.

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BOMB!

EDIT: Even though I like the Ultimateverse

[Dizzy D]

No he doesn't, but Brainiac would have been cool. Heck, I'd even have settled for Mongul and Warworld. I just think that Lex suffers from Joker syndrome. Every writer wants to write about him and thinks they have a great idea no one else does and as a reader and a viewer I just get sick of seeing them over and over agin. Sometimes they need a break. That was one of the reasons I stopped reading the bat books. I just got so tired of having Joker appear ever 2 or 3 issues. I feel like saying "People! He's not as scary or unsettling when you see him in 8 or 9 stories in a year! Save him for the good ones! Lex is kinda like that for me too.

Have the Joker save puppies and kittens from trees for a year. Then when he kills somebody it means something again.

edit: Wait, they did that trick with Two-Face already.

[dazzler_slave]

*pushes blinding hatred of Short Round back down*

-D
Awww, how could you hate that cute little kid!

[Uncle Nobs]

And Nobs how could you lock X-Cres when Flight and UTV arent here...! FORESHAME....
Flight has a lifetime pass; he knows that. UTV is on the OMGMARIAHZ!11!!1!! list. (Although I can hardly blame anyone after seeing that photo.)

[jeangreydp]

You didn't see that bulletin I posted? Lemme see if I can find it.

...fuck. It's deleted now.

It basically told people to protect themselves. People have been fired for things they've said or done on Myspace (a SOCIAL site, completely separate from work) to people in general (NOT to anyone they worked with specifically).

So I told everyone to post a disclaimer like I have at the beginning of my 'About Me' section. Not that that will protect you entirely, but it's a start.


Gotcha.

I never see bulletins because a friend of a friend of mine sits around and posts the same fucking bulletin quiz with a different name over and over and over again.

I should probably unfriend him.

[dazzler_slave]

Have the Joker save puppies and kittens from trees for a year. Then when he kills somebody it means something again.

edit: Wait, they did that trick with Two-Face already.
Yeah, that doesn't work either! I just think certain villains like Joker, Lex, Magneto and Green Goblin shouldn't be used more than once a year. It makes their appearance more special.

[Cayman]

I do think it's fair to fire people if it is discovered that they've used songs by Nickelback on their MySpace page.

Cay

[jeangreydp]

My other nickname for him is "Nas"

Which has been shortened over time from "Nasfaratooth"

which I created because of his little baby vampire teeth caused by his passifier aka 'dink'

[dazzler_slave]

Flight has a lifetime pass; he knows that. UTV is on the OMGMARIAHZ!11!!1!! list. (Although I can hardly blame anyone after seeing that photo.)
You can't blame UT. He just misses Kaleigh so much it's making him twitchy. Oh, and Nobs, if I was ever on that list I apologize cuz I prefer this kind of conversation in X-Cres to any other. (Seriously! I do! :D )

[Zombienorthstar]

Awww, how could you hate that cute little kid!


What part of 'cute little kid' evokes sympathy in you?

PUSH THE FREAK DOWN THE STAIRS, LIZ!

[Cayman]

The Ultimate universe is like some alternate reality where Hawkeye is cool.

Cay

[Uncle Nobs]

I'd rather have sex with my mother.
That's on Tuesdays. Be patient.

[dazzler_slave]

What part of 'cute little kid' evokes sympathy in you?

PUSH THE FREAK DOWN THE STAIRS, LIZ!
:eek: You have no soul! :eek:

[Dizzy D]

Yeah, that doesn't work either! I just think certain villains like Joker, Lex, Magneto and Green Goblin shouldn't be used more than once a year. It makes their appearance more special.

Kinda makes them an institution though. I wanted to see Magneto the human for a while. Just show some different sides to the overexposed characters. Joker not killing billions. "He's crazy, he's unpredictable! He gasses a schoolbus full of children every fuckin' morning after he escapes!"

And as I'm posting Jay Pinkerton pieces recently:

The Dark Knight Adjourns


BATMAN sits perched on a gothic tower in a thunderstorm, hunched next to gargoyle as rain drips off cowl. Behind him lightning slices through blackness, incandescent. He stares up at a dark cloud-harbored sky, where the batsignal floats as if on water.

BATMAN: [thinking] "If this is about the Joker again -- I swear..."

BATMAN sails through COMMISIONER GORDON’S open window and stands, cape encompassing body like a robe, eyes glowing as a huge looming shadow dancing on the walls of the office. He turns and faces the Commisioner.

BATMAN: "Don’t even fucking say it. This is SO the fucking Joker again, isn’t it?"

COMMISSIONER GORDON: [embarrassed, looking at feet] "Well..."

BATMAN: [tossing hands in the air] "My FUCKING Christ, I knew it! You RETARD! how hard is it to keep this nut locked up? My God, do you even bother locking the doors? Here, watch—"

He crosses to front door of office, slams door loudly, makes big show of locking it.

"That’s how you lock a fucking door! [clutching temples] My Jesus, I don’t believe this shit. In the fucking rain on a Sunday, no less. The Rams are playing the Vikings as we speak. You know that, right? You’re aware that, if I had a choice, I would RATHER stay at home watching the Rams play the Vikings, instead of RUNNING AFTER A LUNATIC IN MY FUCKING UNDERWEAR, YOU FUCKING... IMBRED... RETARD?"

Long pause as Batman collapses on couch.

COMMISSIONER GORDER: "I just upholstered that with leather, actually. The... the rain and all—"

BATMAN gives COMMISSIONER a long hard stare, who doesn’t say anything more.

BATMAN: [lighting up a cigarette] "How did it happen this time? Fake moustache? Did he tell you he had to step out for smokes or something? Fuck me."

GORDON: "Actually, he disguised himself in janitor’s clothes... and... um well, just..." [feeling Batman’s hot stare on him] "...just walked out the front door, to be honest."

BATMAN: [taking long haul on cigarette] "Here’s an idea. No, I’ve got an idea, for real here, listen up. How about you don’t let any janitorial staff leave the building..." [he pauses to see he still has Commissioner’s full attention] "...who have BRIGHT GREEN FUCKING HAIR AND CHALK WHITE SKIN!"

Commisioner Gorden cringes.

BATMAN: [getting up and pacing] "Honestly, sometimes I think you morons think this is funny or something, me chasing after this reject week after week after week. Do you have any idea how much a suit like this chafes in the rain? Oh, and by the way, he’s psychotic, you know that, yeah? I go to nab the guy last week, at the—"

COMMISSIONER GORDON: "—abandoned carnival—"

BATMAN: "—abandoned carnival, thank you, THERE’S a shock, by the way — I’m a detective, you know, I deserve better than this. The fucking Hardy Boys get tougher cases than this. Anyway — I’m at the abandoned carnival, and naturally this mental-head’s made me chase him through all sorts of fucked shit — big pools of liquid Smylex gas, this big gang of guys dressed like fetish clowns, that was weird — and I finally get to him, right, and he starts telling me jokes. Jokes! I mean, what the fuck? Did he think I’d laugh? Ten seconds ago he’s pitching clown knives out of his cane at my fucking forehead, and now it’s evening at the improv and I’m supposed to be all appreciative and clapping."

GORDON: "That’s pretty odd, yeah."

BATMAN: "Oh, did you think so? That’s funny, I don’t remember seeing you there. No, for some reason I only see you AFTER I arrest these lunatics, isn’t that funny? Yeah, that’s odd. Anyway…" [big sigh] "Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK. Okay, I’m off to the abandoned amusement park for the ten millionth time. This should be interesting. I hope he’s wearing pants this time. Shit, remember last June? I couldn’t even cuff him I was so grossed out."

GORDON: "Mmmm."

BATMAN: "Fuck. Okay, I’m going. Fuck."

Batman’s cape swirls, enveloping all light in the room as he moves, spectre-like to the window frame, leaping out of it, becoming invisible in the rain and low-flying clouds.

BATMAN: "Fuck."

[Cayman]

Dakota Fanning should play Lois Lane's son in Superman Returns.

And she should grow up to be Power Girl.

Cay

[The Lucky One]

Flight has a lifetime pass; he knows that. UTV is on the OMGMARIAHZ!11!!1!! list. (Although I can hardly blame anyone after seeing that photo.)

That's the problem... you look at the picture and you're like "Damn!" It'd be way more fun to mock if it were comic fanboys falling all over themselves for a just moderately attractive or ugly girl.

(Okay, okay, I know I flirt with her too, but I'm not quite as desperate or creepy about it... right? Right?)

-D

[dazzler_slave]

The Ultimate universe is like some alternate reality where Hawkeye is cool.

Cay
I actually enjoy the Ultimate Universe. I don't collect any titles, but a buddy of mine gets the trades and I read his. It's enjoyable in an elseworlds kinda way. I only hate it when it spills over to the regular Marvel U. For example all this recent Hank Pym hate is, I believe, a direct result of the Ultimate Hank Pym. It irritates me.

[Zombienorthstar]

Dakota Fanning should play Lois Lane's son in Superman Returns.

And she should grow up to be Power Girl.

Cay


So Power Girls origin is finally revealed?!

She was a little boy....

[Dizzy D]

The Ultimate universe is like some alternate reality where Hawkeye is cool.

Cay

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

He's my purple-clad manhero
..
dressed in purple
..
with the arrows
..
and the bow
..
and the purple
..
and the metal, flying horse
..
and the purple costume


Excuse me for a moment.

[The Lucky One]

The Ultimate universe is like some alternate reality where Hawkeye is cool.

Pfah... in what universe is Hawkeye NOT cool?

-D

[Uncle Nobs]

You can't blame UT. He just misses Kaleigh so much it's making him twitchy. Oh, and Nobs, if I was ever on that list I apologize cuz I prefer this kind of conversation in X-Cres to any other. (Seriously! I do! :D )
Nah, you're a'aight. Y'know... for a polite guy.

XXXOOO
The Giant Douche

[Cayman]

I actually enjoy the Ultimate Universe. I don't collect any titles, but a buddy of mine gets the trades and I read his. It's enjoyable in an elseworlds kinda way. I only hate it when it spills over to the regular Marvel U. For example all this recent Hank Pym hate is, I believe, a direct result of the Ultimate Hank Pym. It irritates me.

Well, he hits his wife and he tried to destroy the Avengers recently.

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

That's some pretty funny stuff Dizzy! :D

[Zombienorthstar]

That's the problem... you look at the picture and you're like "Damn!" It'd be way more fun to mock if it were comic fanboys falling all over themselves for a just moderately attractive or ugly girl.

(Okay, okay, I know I flirt with her too, but I'm not quite as desperate or creepy about it... right? Right?)

-D


Dude i flirt with her and i like cock....we all got issues.

[Cayman]

Ten more minutes!

(I'm so happy this isn't my job anymore)

Cay

[Dizzy D]

Dude i flirt with her and i like cock....we all got issues.

Only the ones written by Claremont.


Fuck, I promised myself not to mock others. Dammit.

[Uncle Nobs]

I'd like to announce that my elevated mood today is due to a very special something re-entering my life:

Coffeelingus.