X-Crescence XXII: Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

[Ronald Bryan]

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Ever.

[twilight]

Twilight, please. Need info. Shaking. Blood in ears deafening. Can't see. Must kill.

...i don't know
Please don't hurt my face.
I need that to talk.

[twilight]

"Pyro Man. Now, I also remember that Pyro Man has to be totally flame in order to use his flame powers, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized -- PYRO MAN WASN'T EVEN IN THE X-MEN! He's from the Fantastic Four! WHAT THE ****! That is SO LAME. To make matters worse, they hint at the end that he's evil. Stan Lee, creator of the Fantastic Four, is rolling in his grave."

I (heart) "Pyro Man".

[Ronald Bryan]

Pyro Man totally kicks Sloth's butt! Baby Ruth this!

[twilight]

The finishing blow;

"I mean, it's not a big deal, but I'm sure it irritated many hardcore X-Man fans like myself"

[mattbib]

And it's on...

[Rachel Grey]

Worst movie review of all time?Possibly.
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but if it isn't...may God have mercy on our souls.

<SNIP>



I'm praying that was a joke :eek:

[Madrox84]

Worst movie review of all time?Possibly.
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but if it isn't...may God have mercy on our souls.

X-Men 2 is X-STUPID!
by Adamo el Guapo

There are so many things wrong with this movie, it's almost impossible to know where to start. Likewise, this misguided sequel also doesn't know where to start. It begins with Wolverine inexplicably hanging out in Alaska or something, and for no reason as he's suddenly back at X-Men Mansion.

It goes downhill from there.

The thin plot soon reveals that mutants will soon be attacking the President (Pierce Brosnan), and his aide Colonel Stryder wants to protect him by killing all the mutants. Stryder comes up with a plan to kidnap and brainwash Dr. Xavier, and to use his powers of stopping time and finding mutants to kill the mutant race. Got it so far? Cuz there's more. Meanwhile, Magneto (who is Mag-Neat-O!) escapes from his plastic prison by moving around these bullets that he steals from a guard. (Dude, why did the guard have bullets to begin with? He didn't have anything to shoot them with...). Magneto, along with his blue sidekick babe Mystyke, trick the X-Men into think they're on THEIR side and they all go to that Alaskan place to kick some ass.

There's more. (Yes, this movie has no direction, but is scattered all over the place). Some of the X-Men meet a new blue mutant named Nightcrawler who can travel through dimensions (which is VERY cool - excellent special effects!). Nightcrawler is probably my favorite character and almost redeemed the film, but they screwed up and made him French. (It was GAMBIT who was French, idiots!). Nightcrawler was extremely cool in the movie, though his character ends up not doing much. Very underused.

Back to the story. Many more unnecessary tangents happen, like Jean Gray cheating on Cyclops with Wolverine, Ice Man trying to figure out how to pump Rogue with an icicle without killing her, Pyro Man figuring out how to tell his parents he's a mutant, and Wolverine discovering that he was created in some lab by Stryder.

Besides way too many cluttered and unresolved themes in the movie, it was also EXTREMELY disloyal to the comics. Here are just SOME of the things I noticed, that made me realize the director cared more about his stylistic storytelling than about the integrity of the original comic books.

1) Sabertooth. I'm sorry, but I don't remember Sabertooth being a hot, busty Asian chick. In the movie, they have Wolvy's arch-nemesis be Lucy Lui with boob implants. What, they couldn't afford to put Vin Diesel in a fur coat?

2) No Beast. The Beast was an original X-Men, who was also in just about every single issue of the comic. Why was he not in the movie? Too many blue characters or something?

3) Jean Gray. They hinted throughout the movie that Jean Gray is really Firestar (you would know what I mean if you read the comics), but at the end she dies without evolving! (Sorry for the spoiler.) What gives? The whole theater was like, "Oh shit, she's going to turn into Firestar now!" and you could hear the collective groan of disappointment when it didn't happen.

4) Nightcrawler. Like I said, he's not French in the comics, and he doesn't have all those weird tattoos on him. I also don't remember him being all religious (though it has been awhile since I read the comics). Wasn't it Archangel who's religious? I mean, it's not a big deal, but I'm sure it irritated many hardcore X-Man fans like myself.

5) Ice Man. Okay, this was just a cheap way to get out of paying for more effects. Ice Man has to first TURN INTO ICE MAN before he can create ice! They have some Gap kid shooting frost everywhere and he's not even all ice, or riding his ice slide. Why they didn't put in the ice slide, Ice Man's mode of transportation, was obviously about money. Or maybe they just wanted to destroy the integrity of the comic even more.

6) Pyro Man. Now, I also remember that Pyro Man has to be totally flame in order to use his flame powers, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized -- PYRO MAN WASN'T EVEN IN THE X-MEN! He's from the Fantastic Four! WHAT THE ****! That is SO LAME. To make matters worse, they hint at the end that he's evil. Stan Lee, creator of the Fantastic Four, is rolling in his grave.

7) Game Room. They turned the Game Room into this really cheesy observatory-type room where Dr. X puts on a helmet and can contact other mutants. Again, this is a fabricated thing by the director, used solely to move the film along. Weak, man.

8) Toad. Everyone's favorite villain from the first movie doesn't even make a cameo here. It's as if he never even existed. BAD continuity in storytelling.

There are other sloppy mistakes, but I don't want to sound like too much of a comic dork. But I wanted to get across that this movie was not only boring and confusing, but factually incorrect. There were some good things, however. As I said, Nightcrawler (even with his silly accent) was very cool, and Mystyke is HOT! And Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackson) is exactly how you'd picture him, and he (deservedly) carries the picture. Dr. X (Patrick Stewart) is also convincing as the handicapped old man who can stop time, and the guy who plays Cyclops does a great Tom Cruise impression. I probably will see the third in the series, and hopefully it'll be a bit more loyal to the original storylines. I would also love to see some new faces in there, like Juggernut, the Sentiniels, and Bishop. And if Halle Berry is going to come back as Storm, she better get buck naked this time!
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That truly is the worst review ever... Who in the name of God and all the Angels wrote that drivel!!!

[Uncle Nobs]

That truly is the worst review ever... Who in the name of God and all the Angels wrote that drivel!!!
"Adamo el Guapo". Soon to be known as Nobs roadkill.

[Madrox84]

"Adamo el Guapo". Soon to be known as Nobs roadkill.

Excellent!

Where can we find this fool?

[Uncle Nobs]

Okay. Did some Googling. It's a joke. Anger subsiding. Rage cooling to its standard simmer. Well done, Adamo. You will live.

[Uncle Nobs]

Adamo has a thing he does. He sounds ignorant and snotty just to piss off every geek he can. Respect.

Check out his equally maddening Batman Begins review: http://www.readmag.com/Reviews/sd_batmanbegins.htm

[Rachel Grey]

The internet is for porn. Therefore you are searching for porn. You sicken me Kri :P

Sings The Internet Is For Porn.

[twilight]

Thank god Justin didn't kill somebody.

[Uncle Nobs]

I'm so ashamed.

[Uncle Nobs]

Thank god Justin didn't kill somebody.
Today, you mean?

[Madrox84]

Okay. Did some Googling. It's a joke. Anger subsiding. Rage cooling to its standard simmer. Well done, Adamo. You will live.

Ah that's okay then, the Red Thirst is fading... Urge to kill subsiding.

[Uncle Nobs]

Damn it. I hate it when I eat a full meal and then an hour later I'm starving. The worst part is that I've already used the meal creation portion of my brain. It has nothing left to give.

[Madrox84]

Damn it. I hate it when I eat a full meal and then an hour later I'm starving. The worst part is that I've already used the meal creation portion of my brain. It has nothing left to give.

I hate that also... Ah crap, now i'm hungry...

[Jake V]

It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Jokers nipples off.

I mean, treatment doesnt work, does it? They stick the Joker in the nuthatch, he comes out again and does the same things.

A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice.

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, and need the nipples ripped off them.

I mean, whos going to argue?

Batman, Ive heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Jokers nipples off.

Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon.

okay.

I mean, crime in Gotham City doesnt exactly seem to be affected by a man dressed as a bat flapping around the place. But no-one disobeys a man wearing a necklace of human nipples.

Im Batman isnt cutting it in the striking-fear-into-their-hearts stakes. But 'Im Batman and Im here for your nipples' is an entirely different proposition.

Criminals would see the error of their ways after a man in a black leather pervert suit had their nipples off with the edge of a Batarang, you mark my words. Or a Bat-Denipplizer.

Im off to ring DC Comics.


-Warren Ellis, 2002.

[Mariah]

I'd like to see Essential Power Pack one day.
You and I both, you and I both

[twilight]

You and I both, you and I both

Oh baby!

*makeouts with Mariah*

[Brian M.]

So I just watched Skeleton Key and I actually liked that movie. Cool ending. My friend and I kept trying to guess on the ending and how everything fit and we were completely wrong on all of it. Good movie though.

[traxler]

Worst movie review of all time?Possibly.
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but if it isn't...may God have mercy on our souls.
]
It has to be a joke, surely.

If it is then it's really funny.

In fact in any case it's really funny.

[Mariah]

Oh baby!

*makeouts with Mariah*
Wow, you're a better kisser than I would have given you credit for

[Mariah]

So I just watched Skeleton Key and I actually liked that movie. Cool ending. My friend and I kept trying to guess on the ending and how everything fit and we were completely wrong on all of it. Good movie though.
I know, it's like one of my favorite movies right now. I so would not have guessed Kate Hudson had it in her to play a role like this. I really loved the twist on the ending too.

[Uncle Nobs]

It has to be a joke, surely.

If it is then it's really funny.

In fact in any case it's really funny.
I'm so embarrassed I fell for it. I blame society.

[Uncle Nobs]

Do I need a new avatar?

[twilight]

Trax your PM's make me happy.

[Mariah]

Do I need a new avatar?
not unless you don't want one

[Brian M.]

I know, it's like one of my favorite movies right now. I so would not have guessed Kate Hudson had it in her to play a role like this. I really loved the twist on the ending too.


Yea I had thought the old lady and old man were the two kids and then towards the end I thought the lawyer was the banker and the two ghosts would save her. Man I was soooooo wrong on everything. Good movie. I'm going to bed now though since it's 4am. Night folks.

[Mariah]

Yea I had thought the old lady and old man were the two kids and then towards the end I thought the lawyer was the banker and the two ghosts would save her. Man I was soooooo wrong on everything. Good movie. I'm going to bed now though since it's 4am. Night folks.
Night, I'm right behind you Bri.

[Brian M.]

Night, I'm right behind you Bri.

Shouldn't it be the other way around...or is this experimentation night?

[Mariah]

Shouldn't it be the other way around...or is this experimentation night?
*putting on latex bondage outfit* what do you think?

[traxler]

Trax your PM's make me happy.
Glad to hear it.
Nobby, YES! New AV time, though we should have done it on the 21st.

[traxler]

Aww, Bri has removed my favorite irrationaly hate-filled thread!

[Uncle Nobs]

Ohmygawd. Dark Angela is back!! I think I just had a joygasm and a feargasm simultaneously. It's like my brain's having sex with itself. *coooooo*

[The Fury]

You American's need to go to sleep more.

It's like 2-3 AM for some of ya....well, except those who are on the west coast.



Well, Lala, can stay. ;) :)

[Jake V]

You American's need to go to sleep more.

It's like 2-3 AM for some of ya....well, except those who are on the west coast.



Well, Lala, can stay. ;) :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE!

[Foley]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE!

I'm getting paid to be awake right now. I have an excuse

[The Fury]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE!
What time is it there anyway, I'm guessing 12-1 am?

I'm getting paid to be awake right now. I have an excuse
Best excuse.

[Jake V]

What time is it there anyway, I'm guessing 12-1 am?
1:51am

I have no idea why I'm online. College being over has given me way too much free time.

[The Fury]

1:51am

I have no idea why I'm online. College being over has given me way too much free time.
Oh...later then I thought.

You know, when I finished Uni, i had nothing to do. I just spend time online...do not get addicted.

[Jake V]

Oh...later then I thought.

You know, when I finished Uni, i had nothing to do. I just spend time online...do not get addicted.
Well, I've got grad school in the fall, so I'm getting in the fun I can in the summer.

[traxler]

it's only 11am and it's 36° out there. *melts*

Site visits this morning were sort of porny, with everyone in shorts.
Unfortunately including the Worlds Hairiest Arsed Electrician ugh.

[Foley]

That sounds like fun. I think that i'm glad that i missed hairy assed electricians

[Dizzy D]

Aww, Bri has removed my favorite irrationaly hate-filled thread!

Which was that then?

[traxler]

Which was that then?
an odd thread about mobile phone headsets.
I got called a tool for using one when it wasn't 100% necessary!
(it was alright; t'was someone quite nice/funny)
So much bitter bile generated in so many pages, though

What time's the Italy match then?
None of the fruits here know.

[Dizzy D]

an odd thread about mobile phone headsets.
I got called a tool for using one when it wasn't 100% necessary!
(it was alright; t'was someone quite nice/funny)
So much bitter bile generated in so many pages, though

What time's the Italy match then?
None of the fruits here know.

Oh, that spam thread?

[Dizzy D]

an odd thread about mobile phone headsets.
I got called a tool for using one when it wasn't 100% necessary!
(it was alright; t'was someone quite nice/funny)
So much bitter bile generated in so many pages, though

What time's the Italy match then?
None of the fruits here know.

Didn't notice the edit before. 4 PM.

[traxler]

Oh, that spam thread?
you mean "nothing to do with comics?" Yeah!

[traxler]

Didn't notice the edit before. 4 PM.
eep! Grrr I have an appointment.

[Foley]

eep! Grrr I have an appointment.

Your avatar is about to terrify me away from ever coming to CBR again...Dark Angela burns away lies!!!!!!!!

[traxler]

Your avatar is so HAWT!..Dark Angela turns me on!!!!!
Thank you.
I cannot understand why they didn't cast her for the movies
instead of that Famky person.

[atoningunifex]

Thank you.
I cannot understand why they didn't cast her for the movies
instead of that Famky person.

She needs a red feather boa.

[twilight]

Oh I am a summer soup!

[twilight]

A scary thought before I go out;

Can you imagine how easily Fishtaco could take over the world if he put even half as much effort into it as he does into enforcing Claremont's rule?

[Jack Flash]

She needs a red feather boa.

totally!

and in sad nerd news for me...

and damnit they targeted Karma in the survivor thread while I was sleeping!!!


GRRR!@

[Gaveedra 6]

Hey X-Cres-
I'm just popping on before I head out to work. I'm afraid I won't be abe to post here much anymore. My job beefed up its internet (facist) security and now any chat/forum/email type thing is completely blocked. I'm really bummed about it and I'm going to miss chatting with everybody.

So please PM me and glom onto me on myspace if you're interested: www.myspace.com/j0shuas (I can't do myspace at work either, but whatev..)

Hopefully I can find a way to outsmart tech services, but in the meantime, it looks like I'm stumped.. :( And I'm dying to discuss Astonishing 15 and Ultimates 11... !!! Agg!! *falls over twitching

xxj

[Zombienorthstar]

Guys still getting creamed in terms of votes on the Avengers League...BY A TASKMASTER FAN....i say thee nay....

Go read the strats then vote for me... (link in my signature)


QUICLY...YOUR UPSETTING THE BABIES
http://www.emercedesbenz.com/Images/Sep05/26NobodyLovesUs.jpghttp://photos4.flickr.com/4692525_1ff57763b7_m.jpghttp://www.mirandacastro.com/articles/images/baby_crying.jpg

[RH_Duncan]

My goodness, they are ugly babies!

[The Lucky One]

That's it!... that's it, that's it, that's it- I can't take it anymore. The next person who starts a thread with a title like "WOlvrine qusto1ns" is getting the ever-living shit beaten out of him. You want to play fast and loose with spelling and grammar within the post itself, fine, go ahead... I know I'm anal, that's my problem. But if you can't be bothered to actually spell your thread title correctly, you're getting a fist sandwich with a side helping of ass-kicking. I just can't take this shit anymore.

-D

[traxler]

She needs a red feather boa.
yeah but made from the mythical Aztec feathered serpent.
OOOooohhhhh smoked too much last night oooohhhhhhhh.

She would also require two mini-tiaras,
perched on her head like little diamante horns.

Milan's like a ghost-town.
Everyones getting ready for the match.

[Cayman]

It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Jokers nipples off.

I mean, treatment doesnt work, does it? They stick the Joker in the nuthatch, he comes out again and does the same things.

A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice.

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, and need the nipples ripped off them.

I mean, whos going to argue?

Batman, Ive heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Jokers nipples off.

Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon.

okay.

I mean, crime in Gotham City doesnt exactly seem to be affected by a man dressed as a bat flapping around the place. But no-one disobeys a man wearing a necklace of human nipples.

Im Batman isnt cutting it in the striking-fear-into-their-hearts stakes. But 'Im Batman and Im here for your nipples' is an entirely different proposition.

Criminals would see the error of their ways after a man in a black leather pervert suit had their nipples off with the edge of a Batarang, you mark my words. Or a Bat-Denipplizer.

Im off to ring DC Comics.


-Warren Ellis, 2002.

When I write Batman, he's gonna go off on a mission to Apokalips with the JLA, and in the meantime Huntress is gonna drive around Gotham and put crossbow bolts right between the eyes of all his Rogues Gallery and then dump them in the river.

Cay

[Arrjay]

eep!

Love the new avatar!

Dark Angela is supremely awesome.

[Zombienorthstar]

That's it!... that's it, that's it, that's it- I can't take it anymore. The next person who starts a thread with a title like "WOlvrine qusto1ns" is getting the ever-living shit beaten out of him. You want to play fast and loose with spelling and grammar within the post itself, fine, go ahead... I know I'm anal, that's my problem. But if you can't be bothered to actually spell your thread title correctly, you're getting a fist sandwich with a side helping of ass-kicking. I just can't take this shit anymore.

-D


I agree...i mean i can understand the occasional typo in a thread (im terribly guilty of these) but sometimes its ridiculous...

Im curious about the kicking of the arse though dude...hwo will this be adminsitered. I suggest a good telling off instead.

[Jack Flash]

oooh Matt has his CBRrunaway thread up in the Never Ending Forum! !!! So exciting! wahoo!

[traxler]

.
Cay
I've met some of the people you'd like to meet!

And I've met Kirk Douglas, but he's not on your list.
Why don't you want to meet Kirk?
What's he ever done to you?

[The Lucky One]

Im curious about the kicking of the arse though dude...hwo will this be adminsitered. I suggest a good telling off instead.

You've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, right? Same thing. I just need to find someone who created a comic-cum-movie character based off of my likeness.

-D

[traxler]

Love the new avatar!

Dark Angela is supremely awesome.
Accherly it's to celebrate my new layer of sunburn.
Why would anyone Irish ever go and live in a place with sun????

[Arrjay]

I will say though that if there isn't a scene where Superman fights a giant...something I'll be upset.

You don't get a true sense of Supes collosal power until he throws down with something that's fifty stories tall.

Agreed!

Ten ten ten ten.

[Arrjay]

Accherly it's to celebrate my new layer of sunburn.
Why would anyone Irish ever go and live in a place with sun????

This is an interesting question.

Sunburn is most unpleasant indeed.

[Jack Flash]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
7) Have siblings?
8) Eye Color?
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
10) Favorite Image Founder?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
13) What's your mode of transportation?
14) MTV or VH1?
15) Favorite X-Couple?

[mattbib]

oooh Matt has his CBRrunaway thread up in the Never Ending Forum! !!! So exciting! wahoo!Yet only three participants so far...

I need to nail down the prize package to garner some interest...

[Cayman]

I've met some of the people you'd like to meet!

And I've met Kirk Douglas, but he's not on your list.
Why don't you want to meet Kirk?
What's he ever done to you?

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagascar
She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up!
She swapped me for a trout

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava
Then she gave me the scare of my young life
Blow me down and pick me up!
She was the captain's wife

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/20k12.jpg

If I could meet him back then. Was he ever hawter?

Cay

[traxler]

This is an interesting question.

Sunburn is most unpleasant indeed.
Oddly, just on my neck.
I look like someone tried to cut my head off.
*makes note to sleep in whip-lash neck brace*

[Cayman]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Frolic
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? Illyana Rasputin
3) What type of thread bothers you most? The Avengers Board
4) What CD is blowing you away today? Loose by Nelly Furtado
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? Lucifer
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? The Phantom Stranger
7) Have siblings? Probably, but I don't know
8) Eye Color? Blue
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No? Yes, at the moment. I have that stubbly Jack from Lost thing going on.
10) Favorite Image Founder? Marc Silvestri
11) Favorite physical feature on you? Pass
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner? Purty mout...I mean, eyes.13) What's your mode of transportation?
14) MTV or VH1? VH1 because they sometimes play music
15) Favorite X-Couple? Havok and Polaris

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
7) Have siblings?
8) Eye Color?
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
10) Favorite Image Founder?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
13) What's your mode of transportation?
14) MTV or VH1?
15) Favorite X-Couple?

1) I hate the heat...i suppose reading outside is nice.
2) Anole
3) Whedon/Bendis/Morrison are crap...they should be thrown off the book...but ill keep buying them...:confused:
4) Basement Jaxx, the singles
5) League of Extrodinary Gentleman
6) Ozymandas from Watchmen
7) Two, a sister (15) and a brother (9)
8) Blue
9) Lol...i shave like once every week and a half...though i have grown sideburns lol
10) I dotn understand what you mean..
11) My eyes
12) His grin...
13) Legs
14) MTV
15) Platonic: Emma/Beast Romantic: Chamber/Husk

[Cayman]

Agreed!

Ten ten ten ten.

I do want to see Superman have a huge super fight with a similarly matched villain, but I don't expect we will in this one. I want him to like punch people through buildings and throw them into space.

Cay

[mattbib]

[quote=Jack Flash]1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
Currently? I really like Surge for some reason.

3) What type of thread bothers you most?
I really don't get bothered by threads anymore; Lord knows I used to. I can't even remember the last time I posted "Refer to this-or-that thread" in a duplicate thread. I guess the threads that bother me most are those that are blatant trollishness or spam...where the thread-starter is only starting the thread because he/she knows the discussion will be heated..

4) What CD is blowing you away today?
Nothing new...I don't really buy CDs, I just listen to my iPod. However, in my car, when I don't have my iPod, I've been rotating between the Curious George soundtrack, Confessions On A Dance Floor, and Jack Johnson's On And On.

5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
Y: The Last Man...I still like it better than the other non-Marvel title I read, ex Machina.

6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
Errr...I don't know. I'll say Apache Chief just to be funny.

7) Have siblings?
Yes, three younger brothers and a younger sister.

8) Eye Color?
Hazel.

9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
Yes, a goatee-type thing to hide the double-chin.

10) Favorite Image Founder?
Marc Silvestri

11) Favorite physical feature on you?
My dimples.

12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
Nice teeth.

13) What's your mode of transportation?
My car, a '02 Chevy Tracker convertible, or my bicycle, a Trek 7.2, or my feet.

14) MTV or VH1?
Sadly I still watch more MTV than VH1.

15) Favorite X-Couple?
Scott Summers and Jean Grey of course.

[Cayman]

Oops, I misread a question.

My favorite X-Student is Bling.

You know it.

Cay

[mattbib]

I do want to see Superman have a huge super fight with a similarly matched villain, but I don't expect we will in this one. I want him to like punch people through buildings and throw them into space.Didn't we already HAVE Superman IV, and didn't it already ruin the franchise?

*poor Christopher Reeve*

[The Lucky One]

Didn't we already HAVE Superman IV, and didn't it already ruin the franchise?

*poor Christopher Reeve*

Maybe he could fight The Sentry instead.

-D

[Zombienorthstar]

2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
Currently? I really like Surge for some reason.

.

I love Surge too..mainly due to the Forge/Surge dynamic...i really want it explored...they could be the new Wolverine/Kitty.

[mattbib]

I think I feel a character celebration week coming on...

[Cayman]

Didn't we already HAVE Superman IV, and didn't it already ruin the franchise?

*poor Christopher Reeve*

I was thinking of something with a budget and a script.

Cay

[mattbib]

I was thinking of something with a budget and a script.Ahhh...so Superman II?

Actually, did anyone watch that Superman special last week? I never realized that II was made largely during the same time as the first film, or that a second director finished it because Donner and the producers hated each other by the time the first one came out.

[Cayman]

Traxler, who have you met from my list-y thing?

Cay

[traxler]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
swimming in a very large private pool/Greek Island.
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
You are, Jaques, you are!
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
All that religious crap. It goes nowhere, and no-one changes their mind.
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
Yours Jaques, yours! And a mix of The PetShopBoys a friend in London did for me.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
The Economist Yeah!
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
H. M. Queen Elizabeth the Second, or Angela Lansbury. Can't decide.
7) Have siblings?
Me? Yeah! One big bro, two wee sisters.
8) Eye Color?
Brown, green with a little help.
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
Not today. Eyebrows?
10) Favorite Image Founder?
Eh?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
I like my disco-tits, but only cos they're new.
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
Umm...... skin. Yeah! Great skin. But he's young BWAHAHAHA
13) What's your mode of transportation?
Car or scooter. Or taxi. Or Plane. Sometimes Metro.
14) MTV or VH1?
neither Yeah!
15) Favorite X-Couple?
Well at the mo it has to be Storm and Panther.
I was just looking at the Avengers the other day, where he arrives from Africa... sniff. I can't believe he's getting married already sniff.

[Cayman]

Ahhh...so Superman II?

Well, with today's budget and effects.

But not Zod and Co. again.

Maybe Gog or Parasite.

Cay

[mattbib]

Well, with today's budget and effects.

But not Zod and Co. again.

Maybe Gog or Parasite.

CayBrainiac would be cool.

[Cayman]

Also, I want to see Captain Marvel throw Superman into the sun.

Cay

[traxler]

Also, I want to see Captain Marvel throw Superman into the sun.

Cay
That would be HAWT! Yeah!

[traxler]

Traxler, who have you met from my list-y thing?

Cay
Neil Tennant, Andy Bell, David bowie and Jude Law. What do you want to meet him for?

But Kirk's my man.

[Cayman]

Neil Tennant, Andy Bell, David bowie and Jude Law. What do you want to meet him for?

But Kirk's my man.

To apply to be his nanny.

Cay

[Cayman]

Was Jude a jerk?

Cay

[traxler]

To apply to be his nanny.

Cay
I know a dirty story about Mr Law.
But wild whorses couldn't drag it out of me.

Not even a Gin and Tonic.

[jeangreydp]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
TravelB]
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
[B]I like that Japanese girl in Astonishing ok
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
The type where everyone is trying to prove that they are open-minded and considerate.
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
Johnny Cash's Greatest Hits!
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
Adventures of Superman!
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
Lois Lane.
7) Have siblings?
2 Bros, 2 sisters.
8) Eye Color?
Green.
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
I keep trying, but it won't grow! But as far as the opposite sex goes, I don't care for facial hair at all
10) Favorite Image Founder?
Eh?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
My face is ok.
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
My bf has beautiful eyes. And I love his hair, and his lips, I know that sounds weird but I love his mouth!
13) What's your mode of transportation?
Mazda 626. I know you're all jealous now
14) MTV or VH1?
Ugh. If I had to pick I'd say VH1 because Best Week Ever is funny
15) Favorite X-Couple?
JEAN AND SCOTT FOREVER!

[Arrjay]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?

I like to hang around interesting places with my wife after using prohibited narcotics.

2) Who's your favorite X-Student?

Darwin the evolving boy.

3) What type of thread bothers you most?

Threads like "I'm a asshole and I hate fat people, queers, atheists and people with open minded philosophies. Y is this a problem?"

4) What CD is blowing you away today?

'Eternal Nightcap' by The Whitlams.

5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?

Hellboy.

6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?

Superman.

7) Have siblings?

Yup! One brother and one sister. Both are truly awesome people.

8) Eye Color?

Greenish and brownish.

9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?

Yup! Big red beard.

10) Favorite Image Founder?

I don't know. Or care.

11) Favorite physical feature on you?

My pierced nipples.

12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?

I love every little inch of my wife's body. She is amazing.

13) What's your mode of transportation?

Automobile. Shoes.

14) MTV or VH1?

Neither. But if I was forced to choose one & refusal to choose incurred a painful death then I'd say VH1. It makes celebrities look even more stupid than they usually look.

15) Favorite X-Couple?

Pryde and Rasptuin.

[jeangreydp]

To apply to be his nanny.

Cay

Hahahah no kidding!

I'm way cuter than her too!

[Cayman]

I know a dirty story about Mr Law.
But wild whorses couldn't drag it out of me.

Not even a Gin and Tonic.

Are wild whorses like stallions who hustle?

Cay

[traxler]

3) What type of thread bothers you most?
The type where everyone is trying to prove that they are open-minded and considerate.

15) Favorite X-Couple?
JEAN AND SCOTT FOREVER!
I wish I'd said No 3.
And you really caught me off-guarde with that last one, YEAH!

[traxler]

Are wild whorses like stallions who hustle?

Cay
Stop it.

I'm not going to tell you.

[Cayman]

I still think Selma Blair would've made a great Lois Lane.

Cay

[Foley]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
drink with friends
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
Dust without her burka :p
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
my fanboy crush can beat your fanboy crush
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
Matchbox 20
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
Army of darkness
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
Ash
7) Have siblings?
1 sisters.
8) Eye Color?
blue-gray
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
5 o clock shadow cuz i'm lazy
10) Favorite Image Founder?
uhm..i like red heads...yeah...that's a good answer
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
i'm alright i spose....i like my eyes
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
Face has to rock
13) What's your mode of transportation?
Ford Taurus
14) MTV or VH1?
Suicide
15) Favorite X-Couple?
JEAN AND SCOTT FOREVER!

[jeangreydp]

I still think Selma Blair would've made a great Lois Lane.

Cay

You know originally when a rumor went around that she might be up for it I was like "No way"

But after I saw Hellboy I really liked her as Liz and it got the wheels turning.

And then, well the rumor went around that Beyonce was going to play Lois and as much as I love Beyonce- I was begging for Selma.

And then Kate Bosworth got it. She's not very Lois-y at all.

My original pick ages ago was Parker Posey, and shes in the movie. Just not Lois.

But Selma, yeah I would have been ok with her after all.

[Zombienorthstar]

Stop it.

I'm not going to tell you.


I have Angela Lansbury at gunpoint tell us...

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/004/375/angelaNT_.jpg

...or else

[twilight]

I need to nail down the prize package to garner some interest...

A lock of enchanted Bib hair?

[traxler]

I have Angela Lansbury at gunpoint tell us...

I like the way I'm made up to look old there; rather convincing.

[Arrjay]

And then, well the rumor went around that Beyonce was going to play Lois.

What the fuck?

I will voluntarily stab myself in the foot with a harpoon if Beyonce ever portrays Lois Lane. That's freakin' blasphemous. Regardless of what Flight says.

[twilight]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
7) Have siblings?
8) Eye Color?
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
10) Favorite Image Founder?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
13) What's your mode of transportation?
14) MTV or VH1?
15) Favorite X-Couple?

1) Hang out in the park
2) D 'fuckin' J!
3) Threads about Chris Claremont
4) The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
5) American Virgin
6) Wonder Woman
7) I have one sister who's turning 13
8) Green
9) Not usually.I prefer to avoid looking like Hurley
10) They're all kinda jerky
11) Eyes
12) Eyes
13) Seduction
14) VH1 please
15) Longshot and Dazzler

[Zombienorthstar]

What the fuck?

I will voluntarily stab myself in the foot with a harpoon if Beyonce ever portrays Lois Lane. That's freakin' blasphemous. Regardless of what Flight says.


Ive had this discussion before :D It was about the Kingpin...i said i felt it lacked something because it wasnt played by a white actor...and suddenly im accused of racism.

My reasoning was that the look of characters which includes ethnicity along with things such as costume, hairstyle etc...is key to mantaing an accurate representation of the text. Wouldnt there be a few raised eyebrows if a white guy was playing Shaft?:D

[jeangreydp]

What the fuck?

I will voluntarily stab myself in the foot with a harpoon if Beyonce ever portrays Lois Lane. That's freakin' blasphemous. Regardless of what Flight says.

I think it was when McG was in charge of the project.

He had tentatively cast Beyonce as Lois and Ashton Kutcher as Superman.

When I heard that I had the most ginormous nerd flip out ever. Like worse than when Emma and Scott kissed over Jeans dead body.

[traxler]

He had tentatively cast Beyonce as Lois and Ashton Kutcher as Superman.

I would pay quite a lot to see that. I like a laugh. Yeah!


And Italy are winning HURRAHYEAH!

[Zombienorthstar]

I think it was when McG was in charge of the project.

He had tentatively cast Beyonce as Lois and Ashton Kutcher as Superman.

When I heard that I had the most ginormous nerd flip out ever. Like worse than when Emma and Scott kissed over Jeans dead body.



LOL Ashton Kutcher as SUPERMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats so funny i forgot to laugh....except for that first part...

Seriously?> What would the dude do...hit Luthor and go 'Man, you just got punked!'

[Jack Flash]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
7) Have siblings?
8) Eye Color?
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
10) Favorite Image Founder?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
13) What's your mode of transportation?
14) MTV or VH1?
15) Favorite X-Couple?

1. go to the pool
2. Anole or Illyana
3. the who needs to die threads. wha?
4. i am back to liking Arctic Monkeys today
5. Starman was my all time fave, but current is Blue Beetle
6. Jack Knight.
7. a younger brother
8. grey
9. I have a goat.
10. none.
11. I have big...feet. (My smile)
12. His big...feet (His smile)
13. I got a Bright Yeller Scion
14. VH1
15. Rusty and Skids

[twilight]

Will I be at a severe disadvantadge in Project CBRunway since I don't know anything about fabrics?

We don't have the show over here.

[traxler]

LOL Ashton Kutcher as SUPERMAN 'Man, you just got punked!'
Why would he do that?
Wouldn't he just read the script like a normal actor?

[Zombienorthstar]

Why would he do that?
Wouldn't he just read the script like a normal actor?


Yes i was just being stupid....

I couldnt take Kutcher seriously im afraid...which is a shame as he has a much better look for Supes than Brandon Roth does in my opinion. Its just that ive seen him guerning all over the place...makes it harder to suspend my disbelief...

[Jack Flash]

the new superman jsut doesn't look hot enough. or maybe he's not butch enough? I dunno. something looks wrong with him. supes is supposed to be jaw dropping american pie beefcake and this kid looks like a 17 year old women's field hockey player.

[The Lucky One]

I think it was when McG was in charge of the project.

He had tentatively cast Beyonce as Lois and Ashton Kutcher as Superman.

When I heard that I had the most ginormous nerd flip out ever. Like worse than when Emma and Scott kissed over Jeans dead body.

Why? Beyonce looks exactly like Jerry Siegel's wife!

-D

[jeangreydp]

the new superman jsut doesn't look hot enough. or maybe he's not butch enough? I dunno. something looks wrong with him. supes is supposed to be jaw dropping american pie beefcake and this kid looks like a 17 year old women's field hockey player.

I agree 100%

Though I think Kutcher is a bit mongloid looking so he wouldn't do either.

I wish they would have left all casting to me.

[jeangreydp]

Why? Beyonce looks exactly like Jerry Siegel's wife!

-D

Haha!

She too was quite bootylicious.

Meanwhile, I would like to see Beyonce play Misty Knight just because she was a good Foxy Cleopatra.

[Sentinel K]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Hang out with friends and have a laugh
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? X-23
3) What type of thread bothers you most? Ones that are about stuff that has already been discussed for MONTHS
4) What CD is blowing you away today? Haven't listened to anything today actually.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? Err..... Fell?
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? Rich Fell
7) Have siblings? One brother, 2 half sisters
8) Eye Color? Sexy Brown
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No? Not at the moment
10) Favorite Image Founder? Jim Lee
11) Favorite physical feature on you? Eyes i guess
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner Smile
13) What's your mode of transportation? legs
14) MTV or VH1? Neither
15) Favorite X-Couple? Cable & Deadpool

[Dizzy D]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Sitting on the balcony with a beer.
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? All time: Warren. Current ones: Jullian
3) What type of thread bothers you most?: Wait, wait, got one: "What is 616?" on the Marvel board, while it's in the fucking title of the FAQ.
4) What CD is blowing you away today?: I'm in a clasical mood today.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? In a couple of months, prob. Wildcats. Right now Godland.
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? Jack Marlowe
7) Have siblings? Yep, brother. Older.
8) Eye Color? Brown
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No? A bit by now (5 o'clock shadow)
10) Favorite Image Founder? Who were they again? Lee, larsen, Silvestri, Liefeld, McFarlane and... Palmiotti and Portacio? Forget anyone? Tough one... probably Palmiotti, because the rest all disappointed me greatly at one point or another.
11) Favorite physical feature on you? Blanking...
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner? ...
13) What's your mode of transportation? Feet.
14) MTV or VH1? Both mangled and killed.
15) Favorite X-Couple? Jullian and Sophia, because it hasn't been stretched out, ran through an engine, eaten and spit up again.

[The Lucky One]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Swim, go surfing.
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? Present or past? Present, Surge. Past, Cypher.
3) What type of thread bothers you most? The ones where newbies ask a single question we've discussed a thousand times before, and that's already been answered thrice over in the official X-Questions thread.
4) What CD is blowing you away today? None, been rockin' the satellite radio.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? Again, present or ever? Ever, Sandman or Young Justice. Present, Y the Last Man.
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? Scud the Disposable Assassin
7) Have siblings? One sister
8) Eye Color? Judging by my photos from the NYC trip, demonic red. But actually electric blue.
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No? Did for a while, shaved it for the wedding and haven't brought it back.
10) Favorite Image Founder? Jim Lee
11) Favorite physical feature on you? Arms, I guess. I'd like a broader chest, I'm only average height, but distance swimming will really build your muscles.
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner Her smile. (Although Lord knows the boobs don't hurt either...)
13) What's your mode of transportation? My car, the Nighthawk.
14) MTV or VH1? VH1
15) Favorite X-Couple? Scott/Jean

-D

[Zombienorthstar]

I agree 100%

Though I think Kutcher is a bit mongloid looking so he wouldn't do either.

I wish they would have left all casting to me.

I thought Kutcher had the cheek bones for Supes

http://leblogdesbeauxgosses.m6blog.m6.fr/images/medium_ashton_kutcher.jpg

[jeangreydp]

I thought Kutcher had the cheek bones for Supes

http://leblogdesbeauxgosses.m6blog.m6.fr/images/medium_ashton_kutcher.jpg

He looks like a faggot. :eek:

[traxler]

He looks like a faggot. :eek:
Jean!

Do you want a spanking?

[twilight]

Enrique Inglasias is my Kryptonite.

[Arrjay]

Peace out folks.

I gotta go to work.

Ciao!

[jeangreydp]

Jean!

Do you want a spanking?

Yes, please! :D

[Arrjay]

Shit! Double post.

Bye now.

[mattbib]

I thought Kutcher had the cheek bones for SupesAnd the acting range to play Krytpo.

[Arrjay]

Yes, please! :D

*Spanks Liz.*

Okay now I'm really leaving.

*Runs.*

[Jake V]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/IantistarI/hayguyz.jpg

[jeangreydp]

And the acting range to play Krytpo.

hahahahahahahah


hahahahahahahah

totally true

[twilight]

Matt,is CBRunway going to be a whole scope of comic characters or just Marvel?

[twilight]

Does anyone here have a tattoo?

[Jake V]

Does anyone here have a tattoo?
I do.

You thinking of getting one?

[twilight]

I do.

You thinking of getting one?

Yeah.
Gonna start doing some designs.Find something that means something to me and that I wouldn't mind having around for the rest of my life.

Does it hurt?

[jeangreydp]

Does anyone here have a tattoo?

I have been thinking about getting one for ages!

Jake, what kind of tattoo do you have?

[twilight]

Jake, what kind of tattoo do you have?

He has Scott and Jean kissing,on his butt.

[Faded]

NOVAYA HAVOC! Did you catch my brief Dazzler avatar? I took it down cuz I didn't like the angle, so now I'm a weird girl without eyes. :)

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?
Hot, steamy...barbeques!
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?
I'd have to say Wind Dancer.
3) What type of thread bothers you most?
The ones that are like just one yes or no questions.
4) What CD is blowing you away today?
Okay, okay...now don't hit me but...Kelly Clarkson. :o
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?
Fables
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?
Beast Boy!
7) Have siblings?
Y
8) Eye Color?
Brown
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?
N
10) Favorite Image Founder?
?
11) Favorite physical feature on you?
Thighs
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?
Smile/eyes combo
13) What's your mode of transportation?
Hand carried by shirtless ripped men on a wooden craft. Or on Mondays, a car.
14) MTV or VH1?
15) Favorite X-Couple?
Iceman & Northstar

[Jake V]

Yeah.
Gonna start doing some designs.Find something that means something to me and that I wouldn't mind having around for the rest of my life.

Does it hurt?
Yes.

How bad it hurts depends on where you get it. I got one right down my spine and it killed. They say that there's where it hurts the most cuz of all the nerves. I guess they're right, because the one on my chest hurt less.

It also depends on how much ink they'll be using, and whether or not they're doing solid colors anywhere.

After-care is an issue as well. You have to take care of it or you'll be in further pain for a while.

So yeah, there's some pain, but not the worst pain you've ever felt, assuming you get it in a good place.

[jeangreydp]

He has Scott and Jean kissing,on his butt.

Quit giving me ideas

[Cayman]

I don't think I could commit to a tattoo, so I'm waiting until they inject nannites into your skin and you can change the tattoo with your mind.

Cay

[Jake V]

I have been thinking about getting one for ages!

Jake, what kind of tattoo do you have?
I've got a fairly generic tribal thing on my back, but I got it when I turned 18 and was dumb.

Later, I got the Global Frequency symbol on my chest. Looks like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/IantistarI/GFminisymbol.jpg

[twilight]

So yeah, there's some pain, but not the worst pain you've ever felt, assuming you get it in a good place.

Itt'l probably be on my forearm.

Maybe a bird to represent my yearning for freedom and my dream of becoming an escape artist?

[Cayman]

Enrique Inglasias is my Kryptonite.

*whispers "let me be your hero"*

Cay

[twilight]

Quit giving me ideas

Or have Wolvie and Jean kissing on the right cheek and Scott looking angry on the left.

[twilight]

*whispers "let me be your hero"*

Cay

You can ruuuuuuuuuuunnnn,You can ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnn,You can ruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn,You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn,You can ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

You can run,you can hide but you can't escape my love!

[twilight]

What songs should I download off the intrawubs?

[Mariah]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer?dress in cute little bikinis on the beach
2) Who's your favorite X-Student?past, Mirage, current Pixie
3) What type of thread bothers you most?retarded ones
4) What CD is blowing you away today?T.I's King, he's my future husband.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic?Y the last man
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character?Wonder Woman
7) Have siblings?2, 1 brother, 1 sister
8) Eye Color?hazel, w/ contacts Blue or Purple
9) Facial Hair? Yes or No?NO! unless it's on my bf, then it's alright
10) Favorite Image Founder?Jim Lee, or Marc Silvestri
11) Favorite physical feature on you?My booty, and my curves
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? or potential partner?Eyes, arms, and chest
13) What's your mode of transportation?a saturn, as far as year and make, I couldn't tell you, don't know.
14) MTV or VH1?BET, they actually play videos
15) Favorite X-Couple?Scott and Jean

[jeangreydp]

Really I think I'd just get the Phoenix symbol from Jean's costume on my lower back. Not big, pretty small.

[Mariah]

I have a small butterfly, and a bumblebee under my right shoulderblade for me and my bestfriend.

[twilight]

Really I think I'd just get the Phoenix symbol from Jean's costume on my lower back. Not big, pretty small.

Combine it with the Superman S for ultimate nerdy cred.

[Dizzy D]

Yes.

How bad it hurts depends on where you get it. I got one right down my spine and it killed. They say that there's where it hurts the most cuz of all the nerves. I guess they're right, because the one on my chest hurt less.

It also depends on how much ink they'll be using, and whether or not they're doing solid colors anywhere.

After-care is an issue as well. You have to take care of it or you'll be in further pain for a while.

So yeah, there's some pain, but not the worst pain you've ever felt, assuming you get it in a good place.

"I've got "love" tattooed on this hand and "peace" tattoed on this.
And I've got "The Brothers Karamazov" tattoed down me spine, except you can't see that 'cause I'm wearing me shirt!"

"But isn't that painful?"

"No, it's polyester and cotton."

[Jake V]

Really I think I'd just get the Phoenix symbol from Jean's costume on my lower back. Not big, pretty small.
That would actually be pretty cool.

It's a real distinctive symbol.

[twilight]

I have a small butterfly, and a bumblebee under my right shoulderblade for me and my bestfriend.

What...is...friends?

[Brian M.]

I have a W tattoed on my right left near my crotch and a Y on my left leg parallel to the W. When I get hard it ends up reading," Welcome to Tennessee hope you have a nice day"

[Brian M.]

What...is...friends?

Those things you've been making imaginary for the last couple of years.

[Cayman]

I'm starting to regret getting the names of all the deciMated mutants tattooed on my chest.

Cay

[Dizzy D]

I've got a fairly generic tribal thing on my back, but I got it when I turned 18 and was dumb.

Later, I got the Global Frequency symbol on my chest. Looks like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/IantistarI/GFminisymbol.jpg

Never noticed how much that looks like Nate Grey's tattoo.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Morning everyone :)

As for tatoos (yes, I'll just jump into the current conversation like the rude bitch I am), the one I am planning on getting is a lotus blossom with the sanskrit writing for "Om Mani Padme Hum" encircling it. I figure doing a religious tatoo is one of the safe things as far as tatoos are concerned. Oh, about the size of the flat part of a soda can, and between my shoulder blades.

-Jessica

[twilight]

Those things you've been making imaginary for the last couple of years.

Now I see where I went wrong.

[Jake V]

Never noticed how much that looks like Nate Grey's tattoo.
Hah.

I guess Ellis isn't ashamed to reuse an idea of his.

[Mariah]

I have a W tattoed on my right left near my crotch and a Y on my left leg parallel to the W. When I get hard it ends up reading," Welcome to Tennessee hope you have a nice day"
Oh, I wanna see that, purely to see the coloring:D

[Jake V]

Oh, I wanna see that, purely to see the coloring:D
I'll let you borrow my magnifying glass.

[Jack Flash]

i have a nautical compass tatt in between my shoulder blades on my upper back. I want 2 or 3 more. wasnt painful. gotta take care of it though.

[TinMan]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Drunken bonfires w/ good friends.
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? Hisako
3) What type of thread bothers you most? Just about all of them, threads tend to suck dick lately
4) What CD is blowing you away today? Shadows Fall: Fallout from the War
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? Gree Lantern Corps
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? Green Lantern-Kyle Rayner
7) Have siblings? 1 younger brother
8) Eye Color? A blue/green mix
9) Facial Hair? I look good w/ or w/o a Van Dyke (its not a goddamn goattee!)
10) Favorite Image Founder?Jim Lee
11) Favorite physical feature on you? I dunno, probably my eyes, I can say a lot with them
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? Ass
13) What's your mode of transportation? Hundai Tiburon
14) MTV or VH1? Neither, they don't play anything I like
15) Favorite X-Couple? Piotr and Kitty (I refuse to say "Kiotr", sounds SO fucking stupid!!!)

[twilight]

gotta take care of it though.

You know that was part of the deal when you got it.
You gotta feed it and walk it everyday.

[Cayman]

I have a W tattoed on my right left near my crotch and a Y on my left leg parallel to the W. When I get hard it ends up reading," Welcome to Tennessee hope you have a nice day"

It's amazing what they can do with Braille.

Cay

[TinMan]

Oh, I wanna see that, purely to see the coloring:D

He'll have to take a couple minutes to scrape all the cheese off first, so get to waitin...

[Mariah]

He'll have to take a couple minutes to scrape all the cheese off first, so get to waitin...
that's alright, I'll look at yours until he's done. that ought to pass the time by

[Dizzy D]

Hah.

I guess Ellis isn't ashamed to reuse an idea of his.

Well, that never was a secret:

Steel Rain > Engineer

Doc Strange > Doctor > Nate Grey
etc. etc. etc.

[Brian M.]

that's alright, I'll look at yours until he's done. that ought to pass the time by

Lucky for TinMan it'll take me just a few seconds, wouldn't want any of that akward silence between ya'll too as you realize...yea that's all of it.

[TinMan]

that's alright, I'll look at yours until he's done. that ought to pass the time by

What? You better do more than just look at it lady... you ain't payin me for nothin!

[dazzler_slave]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Deck parties with loud music and lots of friends
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? tie between Anole and Dust
3) What type of thread bothers you most? The ones where people whine constantly about how much they hate comics (why read them then, if everything sucks?)
4) What CD is blowing you away today? Gnarls Barkley
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? Either Checkmate or 52
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? Wonder Woman
7) Have siblings? younger brother and younger sister
8) Eye Color? boring brown
9) Facial Hair? usually some stubble, but I vary
10) Favorite Image Founder?Jim Lee
11) Favorite physical feature on you? :evilsmile
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? His eyes and his smile
13) What's your mode of transportation? 1984 Chevrolet Citation
14) MTV or VH1? Neither
15) Favorite X-Couple? If we're talking current then Piotr and Kitty, but if we count past romances, then my all time fave is Forge & Storm

[TinMan]

Lucky for TinMan it'll take me just a few seconds, wouldn't want any of that akward silence between ya'll too as you realize...yea that's all of it.

Wow, I'm impressed... the lack of dick cheese means you bathed recently. Goodjob.

[The Lucky One]

I have a W tattoed on my right left near my crotch and a Y on my left leg parallel to the W. When I get hard it ends up reading," Welcome to Tennessee hope you have a nice day"

In morse code, one would presume. Or maybe spelled out in braille using genital warts.

EDIT: Damn, Cay beat me to it.

-D

[Mariah]

Lucky for TinMan it'll take me just a few seconds, wouldn't want any of that akward silence between ya'll too as you realize...yea that's all of it.
sigh, it wouldn't be awkward silence. I'd be laughing if it's too small:p

[Mariah]

In morse code, one would presume. Or maybe spelled out in braille using genital warts.

-D
lol, *BARFS ALL OVER THE FLOOR*

[Uncle Nobs]

yeah but made from the mythical Aztec feathered serpent.
OOOooohhhhh smoked too much last night oooohhhhhhhh.

She would also require two mini-tiaras,
perched on her head like little diamante horns.

Milan's like a ghost-town.
Everyones getting ready for the match.
Do we have a 'Most Poetic Post' award?

[TinMan]

sigh, it wouldn't be awkward silence. I'd be laughing if it's too small:p

Nah, it surpasses your minimum requirements... I'm good to go.

[Mariah]

What? You better do more than just look at it lady... you ain't payin me for nothin!
why would I do more for free?

[Mariah]

Nah, it surpasses your minimum requirements... I'm good to go.
good, wouldn't want to waste either of our times(especially mine)

[TinMan]

why would I do more for free?

Did you forget? You paid ME for sex... but if you wanna waste your money and just stare at it like a deer in headlights (or UTV at a stripclub), thats fine by me.

[TinMan]

good, wouldn't want to waste either of our times(especially mine)

Well, in your area of expertise... time really IS money, ya know what I'm sayin!?

[Novaya Havoc]

I want an XCres2.

[Cayman]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Deck parties with loud music and lots of friends
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? tie between Anole and Dust
3) What type of thread bothers you most? The ones where people whine constantly about how much they hate comics (why read them then, if everything sucks?)
4) What CD is blowing you away today? Gnarls Barkley
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? Either Checkmate or 52
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? Wonder Woman
7) Have siblings? younger brother and younger sister
8) Eye Color? boring brown
9) Facial Hair? usually some stubble, but I vary
10) Favorite Image Founder?Jim Lee
11) Favorite physical feature on you? :evilsmile
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? His eyes and his smile
13) What's your mode of transportation? 1984 Chevrolet Citation
14) MTV or VH1? Neither
15) Favorite X-Couple? If we're talking current then Piotr and Kitty, but if we count past romances, then my all time fave is Forge & Storm

Which Gnarls Barkley songs would be the best to download in addition to "Crazy"?

Cay

[dazzler_slave]

Wow is the rain ever coming down hard today! I'm glad tho because the heat has been relentless! On Tuesday we were the hottest place in Canada. Yesterday was hot too, but I was happy cuz it was a holiday and I always want it to be nice out on a holiday!

[Mariah]

Did you forget? You paid ME for sex... but if you wanna waste your money and just stare at it like a deer in headlights (or UTV at a stripclub), thats fine by me.
lol, oh boy, it's starting again. And here i was being so good the last couple of days.

[Mariah]

Wow is the rain ever coming down hard today! I'm glad tho because the heat has been relentless! On Tuesday we were the hottest place in Canada. Yesterday was hot too, but I was happy cuz it was a holiday and I always want it to be nice out on a holiday!
D_S!!!! My third favorite MO!!!!!!!!! Right after my bestfriend B and Zombie!!!! How have you been Clarence?

[TinMan]

lol, oh boy, it's starting again. And here i was being so good the last couple of days.

You really, truly, should not EVER expect any less from me. My mind is always in the gutter.

[Mariah]

Well, in your area of expertise... time really IS money, ya know what I'm sayin!?
lol, I make the wait all the worthwile

[the gypsy Naemah]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? Read, Tan, Write.
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? Moonstar.
3) What type of thread bothers you most? I'm pretty hard to irritate as far as threads go; I just don't read the ones that bug me.
4) What CD is blowing you away today? My friend just burned me the new Panic! at the Disco. I like it.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? V for Vendetta.
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? V!
7) Have siblings? Two sisters, one 13, one 29.
8) Eye Color? Your standard brown.
9) Facial Hair? Just really prominent eyebrows.
10) Favorite Image Founder? No idea.
11) Favorite physical feature on you? Eyes and ass.
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? Chest. Oh my GOD.
13) What's your mode of transportation? Jeep, Rav4, Mustang, Saturn, Toyota Camry... all my friends cars :P
14) MTV or VH1? I don't watch much TV..
15) Favorite X-Couple? Kitty and Piotr!! I love Piotr so much... And Kitty's cool too.

[TinMan]

lol, I make the wait all the worthwile

You make your customers wait? Thats just bad buisness practices... tisk tisk

[The Lucky One]

So, um... I, uh, just finished the first Scott Pilgrim trade...

....

Fuck, it was really good. No BJ for me.
:(

-D

[Mariah]

You really, truly, should not EVER expect any less from me. My mind is always in the gutter.
I'm beginning to learn that.

[TinMan]

I'm beginning to learn that.

Slow learner... :p

[Mikl C]

HELLO TO YOU (plural)
I finished physics today! Forever! no more gettin' physical for me..

[the gypsy Naemah]

You make your customers wait? Thats just bad buisness practices... tisk tisk

Waiting heightens the suspense :)

And other things ;)

-Jessica

[Mariah]

So, um... I, uh, just finished the first Scott Pilgrim trade...

....

Fuck, it was really good. No BJ for me.
:(

-D
That's so sad to hear, call me;) . What are the scott pilgrim trades about? Should I pick one up?

[Jellobay]

Hi every one.

Hey look, he found his feet!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f315/jellobay/michael37.jpg

[the gypsy Naemah]

HELLO TO YOU (plural)
I finished physics today! Forever! no more gettin' physical for me..

I finished Chem the other day so I know the feeling. Yes!

-Jessica

[TinMan]

Waiting heightens the suspense :)

And other things ;)

-Jessica

Fuck that! If I'm payin for ass I better get my ass NOW!! :D

[Sentinel K]

Hi every one.

Hey look, he found his feet!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f315/jellobay/michael37.jpg

YOU SUCK!!!!!!

[the gypsy Naemah]

Fuck that! If I'm payin for ass I better get my ass NOW!! :D

If you're paying for ass don't expect much babe :p

-Jessica

[Mariah]

Waiting heightens the suspense :)

And other things ;)

-Jessica
My girl Jess knows what I'm talking about. Boys just don't understand

[Mikl C]

1) What's your favorite thing to do during Summer? drink, dance, laze.
2) Who's your favorite X-Student? ever? magik
3) What type of thread bothers you most? The ones people think they're better than others.
4) What CD is blowing you away today? better than Ezra, Before the robots.
5) Favorite Non Marvel comic? erm.. don't read any!
6) Favorite Non Marvel Character? I find the huntress sexy.
7) Have siblings? 6. (We're IRISH ok? lol)
8) Eye Color? blue. da ba dee.
9) Facial Hair? I shaved just this morning!
10) Favorite Image Founder? No idea.
11) Favorite physical feature on you? stomach.
12) Favorite Physical feature on your partner? boobs.
13) What's your mode of transportation? feets.
14) MTV or VH1? commercial crap. mtv, haha.
15) Favorite X-Couple? Alex and Lorna, if Jean's dead.

[twilight]

So, um... I, uh, just finished the first Scott Pilgrim trade...

....

Fuck, it was really good. No BJ for me.
:(

-D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The un-mentioned part of the deal was that if you enjoyed it I get a BJ.

*un-zips pants*

GET TO WORK!

[Mariah]

Hi every one.

Hey look, he found his feet!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f315/jellobay/michael37.jpg
OMG!!!! THAT IS SOOO CUTE!!! I WANT A BABY!

[the gypsy Naemah]

My girl Jess knows what I'm talking about. Boys just don't understand

Of course.

Mariah, you and I should open up shop together. We Latinas is crazy. :cool:

-Jessica

[Geoff~]

HELLO TO YOU (plural)
I finished physics today! Forever! no more gettin' physical for me..

Congrats on finishing. I've still got 2 more years of it x_X Damned science majors.

[TinMan]

My girl Jess knows what I'm talking about. Boys just don't understand

Pfft, what-the-fuck-ever!

I love teasing women, its so much fun lookin in their eyes and knowing they want it, but you just keep fuckin with'em. I've gotten pretty evil w/ it too :evilsmile

[Geoff~]

HELLO TO YOU (plural)
I finished physics today! Forever! no more gettin' physical for me..

Congrats on finishing. I've still got 2 more years of it x_X Damned science majors.

-Geoff

[Jellobay]

YOU SUCK!!!!!!


I posted it just for you good buddy. :)

[the gypsy Naemah]

Pfft, what-the-fuck-ever!

I love teasing women, its so much fun lookin in their eyes and knowing they want it, but you just keep fuckin with'em. I've gotten pretty evil w/ it too :evilsmile

Hahaha. It's SO much easier to do that to guys. Because you can't hide when you're horny :D

-Jessica

PS: And Geoff, you're the one who wants to be a doctor, dummy. :p

[Mariah]

Pfft, what-the-fuck-ever!

I love teasing women, its so much fun lookin in their eyes and knowing they want it, but you just keep fuckin with'em. I've gotten pretty evil w/ it too :evilsmile
Why would girls do that, when they have the handy dandy toolbox in the dresser drawer? :cool:

[Geoff~]

Of course.

Mariah, you and I should open up shop together. We Latinas is crazy. :cool:

-Jessica

Haha. You just plan sexual encounters with every hot girl you meet don't you jess. First it's amber, now you're sucking Mariah into this. Tsktsk

-Geoff

[TinMan]

If you're paying for ass don't expect much babe :p

-Jessica

Never have, never will. I just talk mad shit.

[the gypsy Naemah]

-Random Post-

I love all girls move their body
And when you move your body
You wanna move it nice and sweet sexy

Physically fit! Physically physically physically fit!

I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it

[Mariah]

Hahaha. It's SO much easier to do that to guys. Because you can't hide when you're horny :D

-Jessica

PS: And Geoff, you're the one who wants to be a doctor, dummy. :p
What are you going to school for Jess? I'm currently in the music program, and working with vocal coaches.

That is soo true, why do they think women fake it soo much? Not because it's all that good.

[Cayman]

Latinas?

Why, you all could be the inspiration for my thrilling comic book concept LATININJA!

It's about a fiery Latina who is also a ninja.

Cay

[twilight]

That's so sad to hear, call me;) . What are the scott pilgrim trades about? Should I pick one up?

Damn right you should.

If you buy it and don't like it I'll give you oral sex.

[Geoff~]

Never have, never will. I just talk mad shit.

So then why did you start a discussion on making customers wait for the goods? To be honest I doubt anyone's paid YOU for ass, so I feel like your arguments have very little to base off of.

btw, anticipation is fun.

-Geoff

[Mariah]

-Random Post-

I love all girls move their body
And when you move your body
You wanna move it nice and sweet sexy

Physically fit! Physically physically physically fit!

I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
lol I love the Jump on it song.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Haha. You just plan sexual encounters with every hot girl you meet don't you jess. First it's amber, now you're sucking Mariah into this. Tsktsk

-Geoff

What can I say? I have a large appetite.

(I could not spell that word right for a good twenty seconds.)

-Jessica

[Sentinel K]

I agree with Novaya.

There should be a n X-Cres 2.

For the cool kids.





.....yes i was thinking of myself when i said that.

[Brian M.]

I posted it just for you good buddy. :)

Jello, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of your baby. If you don't mind, could you post EVERY SINGLE PICTURE of your Son?

I know we all would LOVE IT!

[the gypsy Naemah]

lol I love the Jump on it song.

Apache!!!!!

-Jessica

[The Lucky One]

That's so sad to hear, call me;) . What are the scott pilgrim trades about? Should I pick one up?

I would, but I don't know if I can afford your rates. Do you work on any kind of a barter system?

Scott Pilgrim is an independent comic (by Oni Press, the guys who do Blue Monday, Barry Ween, the Clerks comics, and nearly every other non-superhero funny comic these days) revolving around Scott, a stereotypical 23-year-old slacker who's between jobs and plays in a (bad) band. One day he meets the girl of his dreams, Ramona Flowers, but to date her he has to face her 7 evil ex-boyfriends. It's rather odd, with a tone that's usually soap opera-esque (think Degrassi Junior High), but switching in anime elements and plenty of surreality pretty often. I dunno, I just know it's funny, and twi's offer of head for anyone who buys the first trade and doesn't like it no longer applies to me.

-D

[Cayman]

I posted it just for you good buddy. :)

I suspected that's where his feet might be.

Cay

[Sentinel K]

Jello, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of your baby. If you don't mind, could you post EVERY SINGLE PICTURE of your Son?

I know we all would LOVE IT!

*Shoots Brian in the spine*

*aims at jello*

Please don't.

[TinMan]

Hahaha. It's SO much easier to do that to guys. Because you can't hide when you're horny :D

-Jessica

PS: And Geoff, you're the one who wants to be a doctor, dummy. :p

Doesn't it make it any less fun. Women give it away w/ the eyes though and physical touch, if you pay attention you can figure it out pretty much everytime.

[the gypsy Naemah]

What are you going to school for Jess? I'm currently in the music program, and working with vocal coaches.

That is soo true, why do they think women fake it soo much? Not because it's all that good.

Planning on going abroad (right now it's looking like Canada) to get a Ph.D in English Lit. Teach college, and write. Hopefully, get successful enough to retire early and write full time.

-Jessica

[TinMan]

So then why did you start a discussion on making customers wait for the goods? To be honest I doubt anyone's paid YOU for ass, so I feel like your arguments have very little to base off of.

btw, anticipation is fun.

-Geoff

Are you fuckin retarded? I just said I talk all kinds of mad shit.

[Cayman]

There should be a "Cast Jellobaby as an X-Men" thread.

Cay

[Mariah]

Of course.

Mariah, you and I should open up shop together. We Latinas is crazy. :cool:

-Jessica
it sounds good to me. We be holding it down for the latina community.

[Jack Flash]

hey it's jello!!!!

[The Lucky One]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The un-mentioned part of the deal was that if you enjoyed it I get a BJ.

*un-zips pants*

GET TO WORK!

Fine, fine.

*gets on knees, goes in for a closer look*

Uh... twi? Is there something you'd like to, um... tell us?

-D

[the gypsy Naemah]

Doesn't it make it any less fun. Women give it away w/ the eyes though and physical touch, if you pay attention you can figure it out pretty much everytime.

This is true; I recently found out that guys are much more receptive than I was lead to believe. What a surprise.

-Jessica

[twilight]

I suck so much cock for Scott Pilgrim and I don't think he's ever even thanked me.

Ass.

[Mariah]

Haha. You just plan sexual encounters with every hot girl you meet don't you jess. First it's amber, now you're sucking Mariah into this. Tsktsk

-Geoff
Well, she wouldn't be, if you count conquered gay guys for me

[Geoff~]

There should be a "Cast Jellobaby as an X-Men" thread.

Cay

They'd need to make a new X-man, one that kills people with overages of cute. That baby is just adorable

-Geoff

[The Lucky One]

Are you fuckin retarded?

No, he's the g*ddamn Batman.

-D

[Arrjay]

Does anyone here have a tattoo?

I have five.

I have a blue X logo on my right ankle.

I have a map of South America tattooed on my left shin.

I have a green space alien holding ray guns on my upper right arm.

On my right forearm I have Megatron.

And I have a fuckin' massive tattoo of a Koi fish. It takes up the entirety of my left forearm.

[twilight]

Fine, fine.

*gets on knees, goes in for a closer look*

Uh... twi? Is there something you'd like to, um... tell us?

Sorry :o

I don't like to mention it,people tend to be frightened.

Sorry if it's too intimidating.

[Mariah]

I would, but I don't know if I can afford your rates. Do you work on any kind of a barter system?

Scott Pilgrim is an independent comic (by Oni Press, the guys who do Blue Monday, Barry Ween, the Clerks comics, and nearly every other non-superhero funny comic these days) revolving around Scott, a stereotypical 23-year-old slacker who's between jobs and plays in a (bad) band. One day he meets the girl of his dreams, Ramona Flowers, but to date her he has to face her 7 evil ex-boyfriends. It's rather odd, with a tone that's usually soap opera-esque (think Degrassi Junior High), but switching in anime elements and plenty of surreality pretty often. I dunno, I just know it's funny, and twi's offer of head for anyone who buys the first trade and doesn't like it no longer applies to me.

-D
For you and a select few, I'll do the first one for free.

sounds good, I'll pick up one next time in the comic shop.