X-Crescence XXII: Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

[Mikl C]

Yo. New Pornographers is the shit. Download.

-Jessica

Yes mistress :p
Any songs in particular?

[dazzler_slave]

Hey, does anyone here read Fables? I was thinking about picking up the first trade today... thoughts?

-D
Fables is awesome! It is such a refreshing read and it keeps getting better and better! I guarantee you will love it Drew!

[Tommy]

You would think smelling bad would keep people from sitting next to me. Sadly no

[Sentinel K]

It feels like there is an orgie going on around me.

[Hi-Fi]

Hey, does anyone here read Fables? I was thinking about picking up the first trade today... thoughts?

-D

Read the first 2 trades, really enjoyed it.

[Dizzy D]

Hey, does anyone here read Fables? I was thinking about picking up the first trade today... thoughts?

-D

Definitely pick up the first trade. Around now it's weaker, but the first couple of trades are really good.

[Tommy]

Hey, does anyone here read Fables? I was thinking about picking up the first trade today... thoughts?
I really like it. It has interesting charectors and is really fun.

[Flight]

Hey, does anyone here read Fables? I was thinking about picking up the first trade today... thoughts? If you listen to one of my posts this year, make this one it!
This book is incredible!
Fantastic characters, mystery, witty writing, FANTASTIC artwork and covers... I could talk Fables all day.
Its just reached issue 50 and it tugged on my heartstrings...
Really fabulous book.

[The Lucky One]

I thought it was some Internet-smiley type thing that represented your penis. Though 8==D would be better in that case.

Dude... 8===D at least. Give me my props, man.

-D

[dazzler_slave]

Is that a fact, wow, you should have informed on that fact Hi_Fi, thanks for sharing Dazz, I like you allready.
I do say that about a lot of people. I am a real whore! :D
But Victor is actually very handsome!

[Hi-Fi]

be right back.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Alright well laundry time so I'll talk to you cool cats tomorrow

:cool:

-Jessica

[Flight]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3314/beyoncepolaris9ok.png aaahaAHHahHHAh~~~~!!!!

[The Real Rogue]

He says that about everybody.:evilsmile

You need an avatar, TRR.
Dazzler slave is a guy? Oké nice to know. I would like to have an avatar, but do not find a nice one of Rogue anywhere. I like the one Blackcat is using of Rogue though! But I'll try to find a good one for myself.

[Sentinel K]

be right back.

You'd better Eggboy!!!

[dazzler_slave]

It feels like there is an orgie going on around me.
man I wish there was an orgy here. Then I would have an excuse to be all hot and sweaty! FUCK!!! I wish they would fix the A/C in this fucking building!!! Grrrrrrr!

[Cayman]

Hey, does anyone here read Fables? I was thinking about picking up the first trade today... thoughts?

-D

I check out the TPBs from the library.

First TPB is good, but I think each one that follows improves upon the others.

Cay

[Dizzy D]

She is not her hair.

Cay

She is the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world?

[Mikl C]

man I wish there was an orgy here. Then I would have an excuse to be all hot and sweaty! FUCK!!! I wish they would fix the A/C in this fucking building!!! Grrrrrrr!

AHH you're like TOTALLy the stereotypical comic reader now :p

[Sentinel K]

Shit, Lost is on.

Later, Thundercunts.

[The Real Rogue]

I'll go do my beauty-sleep now. So I'll see you guys and girls later. Thanks for the warm welcome of Dazzler slave and Hi-Fi.

[The Lucky One]

She is the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world?

She is Jack's complete disillusionment with society.

-D

[dazzler_slave]

Dazzler slave is a guy? Oké nice to know. I would like to have an avatar, but do not find a nice one of Rogue anywhere. I like the one Blackcat is using of Rogue though! But I'll try to find a good one for myself.
Yeah, I'm a guy. My name is Adam. I am also a flirtatious, disco loving Dazzler loving fag! You will get used to my crazy comments, trust me! :D

[Dizzy D]

Dazzler slave is a guy? Oké nice to know. I would like to have an avatar, but do not find a nice one of Rogue anywhere. I like the one Blackcat is using of Rogue though! But I'll try to find a good one for myself.

How about this one?

[Sentinel K]

Yeah, I'm a guy. My name is Adam. I am also a flirtatious, disco loving Dazzler loving fag! You will get used to my crazy comments, trust me! :D

No love for Clarence?

[Dizzy D]

Dude... 8===D at least. Give me my props, man.

-D

You started out with -D, 8==D is a big improvement over that.

[The Real Rogue]

How about this one?
Thanks, but I like the new improved Rogue more, but thanks for taking the time to find me one. Goodnight for now, see you guys and girls later.

[dazzler_slave]

AHH you're like TOTALLy the stereotypical comic reader now :p
Haha, except I'd have to get fat, move back in with my mother, and lose my boyfriend! THEN I'd be the stereotype. Oh, and I guess I'd have to turn straight. The first three MAY happen someday (God I hope not!) but the last? NEVER!!!!!

[dazzler_slave]

I'll go do my beauty-sleep now. So I'll see you guys and girls later. Thanks for the warm welcome of Dazzler slave and Hi-Fi.
Come see us again sweetie!

[Flight]

Hi-Fi: "Where are you Faded?"

http://give-peace-a-chance.jp/118/iraq/crying%20woman.jpg

[dazzler_slave]

No love for Clarence?
FUCK CLARENCE!!!!!!!

[The Lucky One]

I'll go do my beauty-sleep now. So I'll see you guys and girls later. Thanks for the warm welcome of Dazzler slave and Hi-Fi.

And me!!!

-D

[Mikl C]

Haha, except I'd have to get fat, move back in with my mother, and lose my boyfriend! THEN I'd be the stereotype. Oh, and I guess I'd have to turn straight. The first three MAY happen someday (God I hope not!) but the last? NEVER!!!!!

You have a boyfriend? Damn, there goes my sinister plan.

[dazzler_slave]

Hi-Fi: "Where are you Faded?"

http://give-peace-a-chance.jp/118/iraq/crying%20woman.jpg
Ahahahahahahahaha! And to think I thought you were an asshole when I first started posting Flight! Now I realize you are a funny asshole with a heart of gold (well, maybe gold plated)

[dazzler_slave]

You have a boyfriend? Damn, there goes my sinister plan.
And what is this plan of which you speak, oh sinister bird person?

[The Real Rogue]

And me!!!

-D
yeah you 2 of course, 4give my stupidity Lucky. Goodnight 4 now, I go to bed.

[dazzler_slave]

yeah you 2 of course, 4give my stupidity Lucky. Goodnight 4 now, I go to bed.
Bed? What country are you from dear?

[Mikl C]

And what is this plan of which you speak, oh sinister bird person?

Dude I can't just REVEAL my sinister plan. What am i? crapocalypse?

[Flight]

Ahahahahahahahaha! And to think I thought you were an asshole when I first started posting Flight! Now I realize you are a funny asshole with a heart of gold (well, maybe gold plated) Who has been tarnashing my asshole image?!

[dazzler_slave]

Dude I can't just REVEAL my sinister plan. What am i? crapocalypse?
Now I am intrigued...and titilated...and a little scared!

[Mikl C]

Now I am intrigued...and titilated...and a little scared!

It involves several gallons of whipped cream and a dozen tiny otters. That's all I can give right now.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I'm a guy. My name is Adam. I am also a flirtatious, disco loving Dazzler loving fag! You will get used to my crazy comments, trust me! :D
Why am I suddenly reminded of the quote from Strangers With Candy "Nothing too faggy."

[The Lucky One]

yeah you 2 of course, 4give my stupidity Lucky. Goodnight 4 now, I go to bed.

No worries, kiddo, I was just teasin'. Night!
:)

-D

[Cayman]

Being quoted in my signature is redemptive.

Cay

[Zombienorthstar]

Who has been tarnashing my asshole image?!


Waitaminute! Your the man who reads to sick children down at the hospital


FLIGHT: And they realised they were no longer little girls....they were little women *cries*

[The Lucky One]

Bed? What country are you from dear?

Slumberland. Just call her "Little Nemo."

-D

[Brian M.]

So is it me or is Marvel's way of giving Mutants their power back to fuck up the way they use to be?

[Brian M.]

Slumberland. Just call her "Little Nemo."

-D

Why would you wanna name her after your privates?

[The Lucky One]

Being quoted in my signature is redemptive.

That's why you'll never catch my ass there. Well, that and I never say anything funny.

-D

[Flight]

Waitaminute! Your the man who reads to sick children down at the hospital


FLIGHT: And they realised they were no longer little girls....they were little women *cries* I have feelings too!!!~~
*runs away crying into UTV's big muscly arms*

[TinMan]

Now I am intrigued...and titilated...and a little scared!

Thats just his way of saying he's fingering his ass...

[dazzler_slave]

It involves several gallons of whipped cream and a dozen tiny otters. That's all I can give right now.
OK now I'm just turned on my little Irish dumpling! BTW you seem so skilled with that tongue of yours! ;)

[dazzler_slave]

Why am I suddenly reminded of the quote from Strangers With Candy "Nothing too faggy."
Gasp! Is there such a thing as too faggy? :eek:

[Mikl C]

I choked someone with my tongue when making out once. It was hilarious. :D

Well for me anyway.

[The Lucky One]

Why would you wanna name her after your privates?

No no... you're thinking of "the General."



(Used to be just the Captain, but after Stacy Mellinger, well, I had to promote him...)

-D

[Brian M.]

Hi-Fi: "Where are you Faded?"

http://give-peace-a-chance.jp/118/iraq/crying%20woman.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tommy]

Thats just his way of saying he's fingering his ass...
Ahh more quotes from Strangers With Candy...

"Packing a Musket"


When you work from your home
and johns call on the phone
you're a call girl.
When you walk til you limp
and give a cut to a pimp
you're a street whore.
When they're beggin' you "please"
to get down on your knees
near their groinage
Excusa me,
but you see,
don't you touch
where they pee
without coinage
When I straddle and squat
to show you my twat. . .

-- a poem by Jerri Blank

[dazzler_slave]

Thats just his way of saying he's fingering his ass...
But your way of saying it is so much more poetic! :D

[Brian M.]

I have feelings too!!!~~
*runs away crying into UTV's big muscly arms*


*comforts Flight*

*then takes advantage of his vulnerability*

Look what fell out of my pants...oooooops

[Hi-Fi]

Adam, check your pm box.

[Brian M.]

No no... you're thinking of "the General."



(Used to be just the Captain, but after Stacy Mellinger, well, I had to promote him...)

-D


Well if you go by that logic, your wife calls her special area what? Private? What's lower then a Private?

[TinMan]

But your way of saying it is so much more poetic! :D

Oh course it is, thats my thing... well, that and pretending to be gay.

[Tommy]

Gasp! Is there such a thing as too faggy? :eek:
Stephan Colbert thinks so. Did you hear his latest threat down?

[dazzler_slave]

I choked someone with my tongue when making out once. It was hilarious. :D

Well for me anyway.
Yeah I would have laughed too. A friend of mine has this massive tonge! It was so big, that he could justbow his head and lick his own nipples. I really wanted him!

[Hi-Fi]

I'll go do my beauty-sleep now. So I'll see you guys and girls later. Thanks for the warm welcome of Dazzler slave and Hi-Fi.

Don't mention it. Just have fun posting.:)

[Cayman]

Waitaminute! Your the man who reads to sick children down at the hospital


FLIGHT: And they realised they were no longer little girls....they were little women *cries*

Sick Kid: "But, Mr. Flight, we're 15 year old boys."

Flight: "Hush, you impertinent little raggamuffin! We must weep! WEEP FOR LITTLE BETH! *sobs*"

Cay

[The Lucky One]

Well if you go by that logic, your wife calls her special area what? Private? What's lower then a Private?

The IQ of a southerner?


Anyway, gotta catch the next pimpmobile out of here, chumps and chumpettes. Later!

-D

[Brian M.]

Yea, I'm off to the gym for a couple hours. Night.

[dazzler_slave]

Adam, check your pm box.
Checked, and responded to! :)

[Dizzy D]

*comforts Flight*

*then takes advantage of his vulnerability*

Look what fell out of my pants...oooooops

http://www.jaypinkerton.com/breakup.html

[dazzler_slave]

Stephan Colbert thinks so. Did you hear his latest threat down?
No, what did he say?

[Zombienorthstar]

Sick Kid: "But, Mr. Flight, we're 15 year old boys."

Flight: "Hush, you impertinent little raggamuffin! We must weep! WEEP FOR LITTLE BETH! *sobs*"

Cay


Sick Kid: Dude, i just wanna get a few hours of X-Box in before i die is that too much to ask?

Flight: Hey kids lets listen to Stevie Wonder and pop it out like Beyonce!!!

:D :D :D :D

[Mikl C]

Yeah I would have laughed too. A friend of mine has this massive tonge! It was so big, that he could justbow his head and lick his own nipples. I really wanted him!

Really?
*Initiate: phase 2*

I'm watching kill bill with alcohol and chocolate. Life is good. 'Til tomorrow :(

[Mariah]

And I'm not fat, just creepy. Up yours, comic reader stereotypes!

-D
and hot and taken, who likes to flirt with girls on cbr

[Brian M.]

http://www.jaypinkerton.com/breakup.html


That is awesome.


"Okay, yes"


LOL !!!!

[Mariah]

Well I'm creepy. So there. -turns on said creepiness-

-Jessica

what's up my fellow rican. wanted to say hello to the girl who will turn me lesbian, a real sexy mami

[Flight]

*comforts Flight*

*then takes advantage of his vulnerability*

Look what fell out of my pants...oooooops Oooooohhhhh mmiiiiiii gossssshhhhhh!!!!!~~~~

[Flight]

Sick Kid: "But, Mr. Flight, we're 15 year old boys."

Flight: "Hush, you impertinent little raggamuffin! We must weep! WEEP FOR LITTLE BETH! *sobs*" How do you people know all this??~~?!~!!!!~~

[dazzler_slave]

Really?
*Initiate: phase 2*

I'm watching kill bill with alcohol and chocolate. Life is good. 'Til tomorrow :(
I love Kill Bill! And Chocolate!

Phase 2? I'm scared! :eek:

[Tommy]

No, what did he say?
It was something like...

3. Soccar. Becouse Soccar players have tight firm bodies, will kiss each other on the lips, and get into huge piles.

2. Ex-Gay Ministries. Becouse they support the idea that you can change your sexual orrientation,thus meaning that Stephan could spend the night with a attractive man and in the morning read a little laviticus to go back.

1. Attractive Men. Since Stephan is only human.

(And 1. Bears. AKA Hairy gay men.)

[TinMan]

what's up my fellow rican. wanted to say hello to the girl who will turn me lesbian, a real sexy mami

Thought you hadda go work your corner?

[dazzler_slave]

It was something like...

3. Soccar. Becouse Soccar players have tight firm bodies, will kiss each other on the lips, and get into huge piles.

2. Ex-Gay Ministries. Becouse they support the idea that you can change your sexual orrientation,thus meaning that Stephan could spend the night with a attractive man and in the morning read a little laviticus to go back.

1. Attractive Men. Since Stephan is only human.

(And 1. Bears. AKA Hairy gay men.)
Hahahahaha! I love Stephen Colbert! And I think he's cute in an intellectual way too. I'd totally do him!

[Zombienorthstar]

How do you people know all this??~~?!~!!!!~~


Your visits with Little Tony are well documented and sickening....

[dazzler_slave]

Ah, god, this heat is getting to me! I actually think it's too hot to fuck tonight! :eek: :(

[Tommy]

Who wants to read DC's first attempt at a gay charector? (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1946542.html#cutid1)

[Cayman]

Who wants to read DC's first attempt at a gay charector? (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1946542.html#cutid1)

My man, Obsidian?

Cay

[Mikl C]

Ok gays and gals, i'm off to bed. I shall see you all tomorrow as I piss about online instead of studying!
night night.

[Tommy]

My man, Obsidian?
No. This young woman named Strange Girl.

[Cayman]

No. This young woman named Strange Girl.

DC defines gay people as "Strange"?!!!!!!!!

I WILL BOYCOTT ALL THEIR BOOKS! :mad:

Or at least the ones written by Kurt Busiek, Mark Waid, or Greg Rucka.

Cay

[Mariah]

Thought you hadda go work your corner?
It was a slow night, so i came home to wash my vagina. Actually, it was my day off, but i had things to do, like laundry, doing dishes, and making dinner.

[TinMan]

It was a slow night, so i came home to wash my vagina. Actually, it was my day off, but i had things to do, like laundry, doing dishes, and making dinner.

Yeah, you better clean that shit, I can smell it from here!

I came home and lifted weighs, washed dishes, and just finishing dinner: chicken fajitas! Woo!!!

Edit: oh yeah, can't forget... started drinkin Corona's as soon as I got home too...

[Sentinel K]

HI-FI!!!!

I summon you!

[Mariah]

Yeah, you better clean that shit, I can smell it from here!

I came home and lifted weighs, washed dishes, and just finishing dinner: chicken fajitas! Woo!!!

Edit: oh yeah, can't forget... started drinkin Corona's as soon as I got home too...
good, so, you'll be good and drunk when i get down there, and you can't fight when i sit on your face

[TinMan]

good, so, you'll be good and drunk when i get down there, and you can't fight when i sit on your face

Wait, wait, wait... why would I try and stop you from sittin on my face again?

OH YEAH, the stinky pussy thing...

[Mariah]

Wait, wait, wait... why would I try and stop you from sittin on my face again?

OH YEAH, the stinky pussy thing...
lol, i can't wait, i'm gonna make sure i pull a train before i come down later.

[Sentinel K]

I'm bored.

Entertain me.

[Zombienorthstar]

Dances in his pants

LALALALA
OI OI
DADADADAD
OI OI

[TinMan]

lol, i can't wait, i'm gonna make sure i pull a train before i come down later.

As long as its a train of extremely gorgeous women that need the dick slung to them, I'll be happy! :D

Otherwise, if you let yourself get ravaged by a bunch of sexually pathetic men in a bumper to bumper fashion, I ain't interested... though I might be able to make some money off a woman like that....Hmm...

[Sentinel K]

I dont consider vomitting to be entertaining.

Although it does give me a strange sense of euphoria.

[Zombienorthstar]

I dont consider vomitting to be entertaining.

Although it does give me a strange sense of euphoria.



Words can hurt...i kept the pants on didnt i????

what more do you people WANT!!!!!!

[Mariah]

As long as its a train of extremely gorgeous women that need the dick slung to them, I'll be happy! :D

Otherwise, if you let yourself get ravaged by a bunch of sexually pathetic men in a bumper to bumper fashion, I ain't interested... though I might be able to make some money off a woman like that....Hmm...
Interested in being my pimp? You have to talk to Zombie, he has first dibs on this.

[Zombienorthstar]

Interested in being my pimp? You have to talk to Zombie, he has first dibs on this.



Mariah...why the hell arent you on the street...whit fur coats dont come cheap...get back to the brothel, ho...



Only kidding :D

[TinMan]

Interested in being my pimp? You have to talk to Zombie, he has first dibs on this.

Not really your "pimp" perse', I'd just chain you over a broken couch out in the middle of nowhere and charge an "entry fee"....

[Mariah]

Mariah...why the hell arent you on the street...whit fur coats dont come cheap...get back to the brothel, ho...



Only kidding :D
lol, i'm doing it for my love for you, and your bf, but a bitch get tired baby.

[Zombienorthstar]

lol, i'm doing it for my love for you, and your bf, but a bitch get tired baby.



A bitch get bitch slapped if she dont get back downtown...


My bfs cool....he makes like too much money lol


But me i make minimum wage...i need you out there turning tricks

[Mariah]

Not really your "pimp" perse', I'd just chain you over a broken couch out in the middle of nowhere and charge an "entry fee"....
will you at least have someone to give me a drink of water whenever i need it?

[Mariah]

A bitch get bitch slapped if she dont get back downtown...


My bfs cool....he makes like too much money lol


But me i make minimum wage...i need you out there turning tricks
I don't think i wanna pretend to be a hooker anymore. I need to get a new profession.

[Zombienorthstar]

I don't think i wanna pretend to be a hooker anymore. I need to get a new profession.


Oooh can we pretedn your a pastrey chef?

[TinMan]

will you at least have someone to give me a drink of water whenever i need it?

No, its gonna be gin and tonic, that way you're always wired on liquor so you can't remember who's poundin it to you and if you needa passout, no one's gonna wake you up no matter how hard they roll....

ok... that one even disgusted me a bit... but I'm still postin it.

[Mariah]

Oooh can we pretedn your a pastrey chef?
Sure, but I'm a horrible cook.

[Flight]

I think Mariah has fabulous taste in music, but I don't like her pink font.

[TinMan]

I don't think i wanna pretend to be a hooker anymore. I need to get a new profession.

You can pretend to be my g/f! :D

[Zombienorthstar]

Sure, but I'm a horrible cook.


Thats why its pretend...

[Mariah]

No, its gonna be gin and tonic, that way you're always wired on liquor so you can't remember who's poundin it to you and if you needa passout, no one's gonna wake you up no matter how hard they roll....

ok... that one even disgusted me a bit... but I'm still postin it.
That almost happened to me once. I went with these people I met at a bar to a party, and I think someone slipped something into my drink, cause I couldn't feel my body, and asked the one guy to help me to the bathroom. He thought it was an invite, and proceeded to try to shove his penis down my throat, while I laid against a washing machine. The only reason he stopped, is a girl walked in, and started screaming.

[Mariah]

I think Mariah has fabulous taste in music, but I don't like her pink font.
which color would you like flight?

[TinMan]

That almost happened to me once. I went with these people I met at a bar to a party, and I think someone slipped something into my drink, cause I couldn't feel my body, and asked the one guy to help me to the bathroom. He thought it was an invite, and proceeded to try to shove his penis down my throat, while I laid against a washing machine. The only reason he stopped, is a girl walked in, and started screaming.

Thats fucked up. One of the many reasons it pisses me off when women think they're invincible, cause theres always some asshole willing to take advantage of that. No offense chica, but I've known way to many women that hang out w/ the wrong guys and don't expect fucked up shit to happen.

[Mariah]

You can pretend to be my g/f! :D
I don't have that much imagination lol

[Flight]

Use this one, baby!

Its so soft and sexy...

[Mariah]

Thats why its pretend...
pastry chef it is.

[TinMan]

I don't have that much imagination lol

Ouch... not only am I pathetic in real life, but I'm also pathetic on the internet... there must be a TV show somewhere I can star in... :p

[Sentinel K]

FLIGHT YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

You know what I'm talking about.

[Mariah]

Thats fucked up. One of the many reasons it pisses me off when women think they're invincible, cause theres always some asshole willing to take advantage of that. No offense chica, but I've known way to many women that hang out w/ the wrong guys and don't expect fucked up shit to happen.
None taken. I just hate feeling vulnerable, probably because of some of the stuff I've seen growing up.

Is this better flight?

[Mariah]

Ouch... not only am I pathetic in real life, but I'm also pathetic on the internet... there must be a TV show somewhere I can star in... :p
I'm just playing. I'd be proud to pretend to be your girl friend.

[TinMan]

None taken. I just hate feeling vulnerable, probably because of some of the stuff I've seen growing up.

Is this better flight?

In all honesty, I think everyone hates feeling vunerable, just to different extents depending on past experiences. It just depends on when and how you let yourself feel vulnerable is all.

[Flight]

Is this better flight? Oh, definitely tootz. Sing some more Stevie with it. I love that earlier. *drooools*

Mariah, Sentinal K is being mean to me for no reason...? Sort him out please.

[TinMan]

I'm just playing. I'd be proud to pretend to be your girl friend.

Sweet! I got a pretend girlfriend! Yesssssss....

[Mariah]

In all honesty, I think everyone hate feeling vunerable, just to different extents depending on past experiences. It just depends on when and how you let yourself feel vulnerable is all.
I'm learning, that's why I'm taking a break from men for a while. I don't wanna be dependant on a man, who is usually bad for me, and feel like I need him to protect me. I seem to fall in this role of gotta make my man happy, no matter what. Damn puerto rican heritage:p

[Mariah]

Oh, definitely tootz. Sing some more Stevie with it. I love that earlier. *drooools*

Mariah, Sentinal K is being mean to me for no reason...? Sort him out please.
*kicks sentinel in the nuts*Leave him alone bastard. Better?

[Flight]

*kicks sentinel in the nuts*Leave him alone bastard. Better? Heeeheehheee...

[Mariah]

Sweet! I got a pretend girlfriend! Yesssssss....
As my pretend bf, i have certain rules. I like to have pretend sex...alot, at least twice a day:p Think you can handle that?

[TinMan]

I'm learning, that's why I'm taking a break from men for a while. I don't wanna be dependant on a man, who is usually bad for me, and feel like I need him to protect me. I seem to fall in this role of gotta make my man happy, no matter what. Damn puerto rican heritage:p

Don't feel bad about that one, I've been dumped more times in my life due to the fact that I'm "too nice" and actually try to make the old lady happy. Thats part of the reason I have such a mouth now... it does wonders for attracting the ladies, but I'm still the same guy underneath. I just hope it doesn't fuck up my chances w/ the most recent one...

[Sentinel K]

Heeeheehheee...

Next time Gadget!!!!

Next time!!!


*Flees*

[TinMan]

As my pretend bf, i have certain rules. I like to have pretend sex...alot, at least twice a day:p Think you can handle that?

Pfft, girl, in real life (if it were up to me), I'd have sex at LEAST twice a day, if not more depending on my "horny level"... haha, I'm a horndog, what can I say... :p

[TinMan]

Next time Gadget!!!!

Next time!!!


*Flees*

Fuckin British pussy...

[Mariah]

Don't feel bad about that one, I've been dumped more times in my life due to the fact that I'm "too nice" and actually try to make the old lady happy. Thats part of the reason I have such a mouth now... it does wonders for attracting the ladies, but I'm still the same guy underneath. I just hope it doesn't fuck up my chances w/ the most recent one...
Honestly, the worst thing you could do now is A) come on too strong, as she isn't ready B) get too close and become her friend, and she becomes not interested in you like that. If that doesn't work out, you'll always have me:D

[Sentinel K]

Fuckin British pussy...

I'll have you know, British pussy is the best pussy in the world.

Gay-Wad. ;)

[Mariah]

Pfft, girl, in real life (if it were up to me), I'd have sex at LEAST twice a day, if not more depending on my "horny level"... haha, I'm a horndog, what can I say... :p
How old are you again? Asking, cause i usually date guys a little older than me, cause if you're young, i'll have to train you to do it right.

[Mariah]

I'll have you know, British pussy is the best pussy in the world.

Gay-Wad. ;)
Nuh uh, latina's have the corner on that market. I know.:cool:

[TinMan]

Honestly, the worst thing you could do now is A) come on too strong, as she isn't ready B) get too close and become her friend, and she becomes not interested in you like that. If that doesn't work out, you'll always have me:D

Well, basically thats the way I've looked at it and I don't want either of those things to happen...

If it does roll like that though... I'd give you the chance... if you ain't bangin that hillbilly UTV by then! :p Even at that rate you're still an internet whore though!!

[TinMan]

How old are you again? Asking, cause i usually date guys a little older than me, cause if you're young, i'll have to train you to do it right.

I'm 23. I don't mind learning what each individual chick likes, but I can handle my own too thank you very much.

[Sentinel K]

Nuh uh, latina's have the corner on that market. I know.:cool:

So you have a penis do you?

[Mariah]

Well, basically thats the way I've looked at it and I don't want either of those things to happen...

If it does roll like that though... I'd give you the chance... if you ain't bangin that hillbilly UTV by then! :p Even at that rate you're still an internet whore though!!
hey, I've only met and hooked up with one guy from the internet, and it turned out horribly. Another asshole for me!!! Yay!!!

[TinMan]

I'll have you know, British pussy is the best pussy in the world.

Gay-Wad. ;)

Pfft, between the fact that european (yeah bitch, I said EUROPEAN) bitches never worry about protection and the fucked up teeth.... I don't care if they do!

[Mariah]

So you a penis do you?
No, I have a latina vagina. Well, mine is mixed, so, I've got a really good one, the best from a few worlds.

[Flight]

Pfft, between the fact that european (yeah bitch, I said EUROPEAN) bitches never worry about protection and the fucked up teeth.... I don't care if they do! Ooh, you got OW3ND Sentinal K!!!

[Mariah]

I'm 23. I don't mind learning what each individual chick likes, but I can handle my own too thank you very much.
Great, I gotta be on top for the first few, so you can know the right movements:p

[Sentinel K]

No, I have a latina vagina. Well, mine is mixed, so, I've got a really good one, the best from a few worlds.

Says YOU!!!

I'll need evidence.

[Jake V]

Nuh uh, latina's have the corner on that market. I know.:cool:
Having sampled both, there really isn't that much difference. Besides the color.

[TinMan]

hey, I've only met and hooked up with one guy from the internet, and it turned out horribly. Another asshole for me!!! Yay!!!

See, you're pickin the wrong ones! Damn, you have bad taste... but I'm a sexxy bitch and well worth it, so I'll give you kudo's on that choice!

[jeangreydp]

So, this is facking hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_vO6KmwUec&search=Golden%20Girls

hahaha Bea Arthur or don't be anything at all.

I totally sent this to Fabian already. This is for Deadpool man.

[Sentinel K]

Pfft, between the fact that european (yeah bitch, I said EUROPEAN) bitches never worry about protection and the fucked up teeth.... I don't care if they do!

Oh you love your cliches dont you!

Dude all thge girls I've met have been all ABOUT protection.

Your the one being a moany bitch about some girl.

[TinMan]

Great, I gotta be on top for the first few, so you can know the right movements:p

Fair enough... as long as you don't get yourself off then slump over and say, "I got what I wanted, the rest is up to you..." which is what this most recent chick did to me...

[Mariah]

See, you're pickin the wrong ones! Damn, you have bad taste... but I'm a sexxy bitch and well worth it, so I'll give you kudo's on that choice!
See, he was an asshole in person. Online he was really great. I'm thinking I'm giving up men for the long haul, unless I meet someone really worth my time.

[Sentinel K]

Ooh, you got OW3ND Sentinal K!!!

Oh no.

I shall never live it down.

[Mariah]

Fair enough... as long as you don't get yourself off then slump over and say, "I got what I wanted, the rest is up to you..." which is what this most recent chick did to me...
We gotsta get ours, cause usually that's what guys do to us

[Hi-Fi]

So, this is facking hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_vO6KmwUec&search=Golden%20Girls

hahaha Bea Arthur or don't be anything at all.

I totally sent this to Fabian already. This is for Deadpool man.

Thank the Lord you're here!! We missed you!

Now we just need Beth, Mia and Sandra!

[TinMan]

Oh you love your cliches dont you!

Dude all thge girls I've met have been all ABOUT protection.

Your the one being a moany bitch about some girl.

What can I say, I love cliches and stereotypes: they're funny as hell!!!

Besides, I like the broad, yeah I'mma a bitch about her head bein stuffed up her ass. You'd do the same pussy.

[Sentinel K]

Thank the Lord you're here!! We missed you!

Now we just need Beth, Mia and Sandra!

Dude I summoned you an hour ago!!! Where you been?

I agree with this statement wholeheartedly.

[TinMan]

See, he was an asshole in person. Online he was really great. I'm thinking I'm giving up men for the long haul, unless I meet someone really worth my time.

Ooooh, well, that ones up to you. I dunno what to tell ya... cept I'm the SHIT!!! :p ...and quit sellin yourself on the street, I bet thats part of the problem.

[Hi-Fi]

Dude I summoned you an hour ago!!!



I must have missed it.:(

[TinMan]

oops, double post.

[Mariah]

So, this is facking hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_vO6KmwUec&search=Golden%20Girls

hahaha Bea Arthur or don't be anything at all.

I totally sent this to Fabian already. This is for Deadpool man.
Hey girl, long time no see.

[Sentinel K]

Faded!!!!

I summon you!!!!

*crosses fingers*


*checks watch*

[TinMan]

We gotsta get ours, cause usually that's what guys do to us

That ain't how this mother fucker rolls! But the point was that after that, she layed there like a dead fish making no effort to help me get mine, even though I was helpin her when she was on top...

[jeangreydp]

Thank the Lord you're here!! We missed you!

Now we just need Beth, Mia and Sandra!

I've missed you all as well.

Been kinda busy! Also, my internet is finicky because I'm stealing it!!
What have you folks been up to?

[Hi-Fi]

Faded!!!!

I summon you!!!!

*crosses fingers*


*checks watch*

I tried that already.

Didn't work.

<sigh>

[Sentinel K]

I've missed you all as well.

Been kinda busy! Also, my internet is finicky because I'm stealing it!!
What have you folks been up to?

Getting angry.

Like the HULK.

[Hi-Fi]

I've missed you all as well.

Been kinda busy! Also, my internet is finicky because I'm stealing it!!
What have you folks been up to?

We've been all nostalgic and grumpy.:)

[jeangreydp]

Hey girl, long time no see.


Haaay! :)

I got free food today. ROCK!

[Mariah]

That ain't how this mother fucker rolls! But the point was that after that, she layed there like a dead fish making no effort to help me get mine, even though I was helpin her when she was on top...
don't worry, if i finish before you, i'll help you finish. I get a rush of energy afterwards

[Sentinel K]

I tried that already.

Didn't work.

<sigh>

She'll be back dude.

When a Runaway dies, the Faded one will return

So it is written, so it will come to pass.

[jeangreydp]

Getting angry.

Like the HULK.


Don't be angry.

Bea Arthur or don't be anything at all.

[Mariah]

Haaay! :)

I got free food today. ROCK!
Are you having a hard time getting food? I will start a drive to get you some food, we'll take up a collection, and of course your internet back on.

[TinMan]

don't worry, if i finish before you, i'll help you finish. I get a rush of energy afterwards

If you finish before me... I wanna get you off AGAIN before I do. I ain't selfish and its great when a woman worships the cock! HAHA!!!

[Sentinel K]

I think my internet connection is supposed to get cut off today.

So if i disaappear, that will be why.


I know you'll be worried about me. :D

[Hi-Fi]

I think my internet connection is supposed to get cut off today.

So if i disaappear, that will be why.


I know you'll be worried about me. :D

How long are you gonna be without internet?

[Hi-Fi]

Don't be angry.

Bea Arthur or don't be anything at all.

hihihihihihihihi:D

[Sentinel K]

How long are you gonna be without internet?

Until I return home on Saturday.

My three year university experience ends in a few days.

*sobs*

Back to reality.



:( :( :(

[jeangreydp]

Are you having a hard time getting food? I will start a drive to get you some food, we'll take up a collection, and of course your internet back on.

Hahaha its not that dire.

I've just been spending lots of money lately, so a free meal was more than welcome.

And it was good. This sub shop gave invited my office to their opening. It was scrumtrulescent

[Mariah]

Until I return home on Saturday.

My three year university experience ends in a few days.

*sobs*

Back to reality.



:( :( :(
Aww, i'm sorry, I guess i shouldn't have kicked you in the nuts earlier then.

[Mariah]

Hahaha its not that dire.

I've just been spending lots of money lately, so a free meal was more than welcome.

And it was good. This sub shop gave invited my office to their opening. It was scrumtrulescent
Okay, but just give a holla girl if you need a hand. A friend in need is a friend in deed, and owes you big time...or something like that:p

[Sentinel K]

Aww, i'm sorry, I guess i shouldn't have kicked you in the nuts earlier then.

Its ok.

I'm used to girls kicking me in the nuts.

Not literally though.

[Sentinel K]

I've just realised I look like my avatar.

If I could be half the man the Captain is, I'll be very happy. :D :cool:

[The Lucky One]

How old are you again? Asking, cause i usually date guys a little older than me, cause if you're young, i'll have to train you to do it right.

Did I mention I'm a month and a day older than you?
:D


And, um, married. Damn, it's always the little details!

-D

[The Lucky One]

So I plunked down $16.72 on two Scott Pilgrim trades today. Where's Cayman? If I'm not amazed by this shit, he knows what he's got to do...

-D

[Cayman]

So I plunked down $16.72 on two Scott Pilgrim trades today. Where's Cayman? If I'm not amazed by this shit, he knows what he's got to do...

-D

I feel bad that I haven't read those yet because my friend Scout is a character.

Cay

[Sentinel K]

So I plunked down $16.72 on two Scott Pilgrim trades today. Where's Cayman? If I'm not amazed by this shit, he knows what he's got to do...

-D

Dude they are the tits.

I cant wait to get volume 3.

[The Lucky One]

I feel bad that I haven't read those yet because my friend Scout is a character.

Oh, wait... then who was it who said it was so damn good, he was going to give head to anyone who didn't like it? Because I'm okay, but I could probably find a proxy for him.

Assuming I don't like it, of course... we'll see.

-D

[Brian M.]

Best workout EVER!!! I knew I liked chest/back day for a reason. Set some new personal records too. It's nice to know your efforts in a gym are paying off.

[Sentinel K]

Oh, wait... then who was it who said it was so damn good, he was going to give head to anyone who didn't like it? Because I'm okay, but I could probably find a proxy for him.

Assuming I don't like it, of course... we'll see.

-D

It was Twilight.

[Mariah]

Did I mention I'm a month and a day older than you?
:D


And, um, married. Damn, it's always the little details!

-D
that's alright, i guess i can be your pretend mistress...yours and utv's that is:evilsmile

[TinMan]

that's alright, i guess i can be your pretend mistress...yours and utv's that is:evilsmile

HAHA!!!! But she's MY pretend girlfriend!!!!

Now what bitches... yeah, envy me!!!!

P.S. we get to have pretend sex twice a day too!!!

[Cayman]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Sept06/covers/atozhb009_cov_col.jpg

Q: What is missing from this cover?

A: Cuddleface, damn it!

Cay

[Mariah]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Sept06/covers/atozhb009_cov_col.jpg

Q: What is missing from this cover?

A: Cuddleface, damn it!

Cay
Who did that cover? Some of the characters are really drawn...wow.

[Mariah]

HAHA!!!! But she's MY pretend girlfriend!!!!

Now what bitches... yeah, envy me!!!!

P.S. we get to have pretend sex twice a day too!!!
lol, I never knew anyone would get excited to know their pretend gf is a mistress to a married man, and a man in a long term relationship lol...things are definately different here.

[TinMan]

lol, I never knew anyone would get excited to know their pretend gf is a mistress to a married man, and a man in a long term relationship lol...things are definately different here.

Ah well, its just pretend afterall... I hadda try and make'em jealous over a street walker anyway...

[Cayman]

Who did that cover? Some of the characters are really drawn...wow.

Not quite sure, actually.

Possibly Tom Grummet?

Cay

[Mariah]

Ah well, its just pretend afterall... I hadda try and make'em jealous over a street walker anyway...
*karate chops tinman in the throat* I gave up that life for you, but you keep shoving it in my face!!! Bastard!!! lol

[Mariah]

Not quite sure, actually.

Possibly Tom Grummet?

Cay
if that's Grummett, that's the best work from him I've seen in a long time

[Cayman]

I wonder if Shamrock appeared somewhere recently?

Cay

[Mariah]

I wonder if Shamrock appeared somewhere recently?

Cay
the green lucky girl from the original Contest Of Champions?? Dang, haven't thought about her in a minute.

[TinMan]

*karate chops tinman in the throat* I gave up that life for you, but you keep shoving it in my face!!! Bastard!!! lol

Yeah, you said that, THEN banged TLO and UTV... at the same time!!!!

I feel so betrayed...

[Mariah]

Yeah, you said that, THEN banged TLO and UTV... at the same time!!!!

I feel so betrayed...
That was before we we're pretend dating. Why you gotta bring up old shit?

[Brian M.]

*karate chops tinman in the throat* I gave up that life for you, but you keep shoving it in my face!!! Bastard!!! lol


You can come to me baby, I won't shove your past in your face, I'm not saying I won't shove anything else in your face, but it won't be your past.

[The Lucky One]

Now what bitches... yeah, envy me!!!!

P.S. we get to have pretend sex twice a day too!!!

Aw, that's cute. I only get to have real sex.

-D

[Brian M.]

Aw, that's cute. I only get to have real sex.

-D

Rub it in while I rub one out why don't you.

[mattbib]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/mattbib/My%20Drawings/X-JamDecimationB.jpg

[Brian M.]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/mattbib/My%20Drawings/X-JamDecimationB.jpg

Very cool looking.

[xakko]

awesome job as always, matt... and great job by everyone

[Cayman]

F'ing cool!

Cay

[Novaya Havoc]

I do declare, this is the gayest shit I have ever seen.

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Sept06/covers/newexcal011_cvr_col.jpg

[Brian M.]

I do declare, this is the gayest shit I have ever seen.

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Sept06/covers/newexcal011_cvr_col.jpg

Yea that's pretty bad.

[Novaya Havoc]

OMFG DAZZLER LOVES MORTORCYCLES BUT SHE WENT BACK IN TIME NOW SHE HAS A HORSE SO COOL

... *sigh*

[xakko]

OMFG DAZZLER LOVES MORTORCYCLES BUT SHE WENT BACK IN TIME NOW SHE HAS A HORSE SO COOL

... *sigh*
wow, you hated the cover the first time and you hate it now...

and here i thought your opinion would change or something.

[Brian M.]

I just reread Cable and Deadpool #25. The one were Captain America goes to investigate Providence and man that really is a great great issue. That talk between Cable and Cap is great. I really do love Nicieza's work. He understands the characters, he gets contunity, it's just a great read when he's writing a book. I have high hopes for Carey/Brubaker but for me I think I would be extremely happy to have Brubaker/Nicieza instead.

[bethamphetamines]

Yea that's pretty bad.

if by bad you mean totally awesome??

[Brian M.]

if by bad you mean totally awesome??


Well darling you and I might have different tastes I think.

How have you been Beth?

[bethamphetamines]

Well darling you and I might have different tastes I think.

How have you been Beth?

it makes me think of gargoyles or something, i am a classicist you know.

i have been good and busy! you?

[Brian M.]

it makes me think of gargoyles or something, i am a classicist you know.

i have been good and busy! you?


Good aswell, not too busy but that will change come August when school starts again. Tell Liz we miss her aswell.

What's keeping ya busy? School? Work?

[Mariah]

You can come to me baby, I won't shove your past in your face, I'm not saying I won't shove anything else in your face, but it won't be your past.
Ahhh, a man after my own heart. Tin, this is how you treat a lady:p

[Mariah]

Aw, that's cute. I only get to have real sex.

-D
Shut up effer

[Mariah]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/mattbib/My%20Drawings/X-JamDecimationB.jpg
Wwwwwwaaaaayyyyyyyyy cool Matty

[Brian M.]

Ahhh, a man after my own heart. Tin, this is how you treat a lady:p



:cool: ;) :cool: HAHA TinMan you suck.

[bethamphetamines]

Good aswell, not too busy but that will change come August when school starts again. Tell Liz we miss her aswell.

What's keeping ya busy? School? Work?

i volunteer on this group that rebuilds poor people's houses. and i am heading up a big project this saturday with a bunch of newbies. so it has needed a lot of extra attetion.

[Brian M.]

i volunteer on this group that rebuilds poor people's houses. and i am heading up a big project this saturday with a bunch of newbies. so it has needed a lot of extra attetion.


Well that's a really cool thing to do. Good luck w/ the newbies this weekend, I'm sure it'll work out fine.

[The Lucky One]

Shut up effer

Cupcake, unlike our young master TinMan, you actually could have sex any night of the week you wanted. My sympathy is limited.
:rolleyes:

-D

[The Lucky One]

i volunteer on this group that rebuilds poor people's houses. and i am heading up a big project this saturday with a bunch of newbies. so it has needed a lot of extra attetion.

Coolness. Good luck, Beth! Crack the whip on those newbies, get 'em into shape!

-D

[bethamphetamines]

Well that's a really cool thing to do. Good luck w/ the newbies this weekend, I'm sure it'll work out fine.

yeah it rules. i love construction.

[Brian M.]

Coolness. Good luck, Beth! Crack the whip on those newbies, get 'em into shape!

-D

Yes, Hell hath no fury like Beth on a warpath.

[Mariah]

i volunteer on this group that rebuilds poor people's houses. and i am heading up a big project this saturday with a bunch of newbies. so it has needed a lot of extra attetion.
Wow, how would one go about doing stuff like that. I tried to volunteer at the salvation army, but I got bored. Nobody showed up.

[bethamphetamines]

Coolness. Good luck, Beth! Crack the whip on those newbies, get 'em into shape!

-D

it should be interesting. it's group of older men, who may not used to a 20something girl telling them what to do, especially in regards to power tools.

[StarsAndGarters]

Wwwwwwaaaaayyyyyyyyy cool MattyDamn, X-Jam turned out awesome!

[Mariah]

Cupcake, unlike our young master TinMan, you actually could have sex any night of the week you wanted. My sympathy is limited.
:rolleyes:

-D
I'm working on that. i'm currently going through the applications.

[bethamphetamines]

Wow, how would one go about doing stuff like that. I tried to volunteer at the salvation army, but I got bored. Nobody showed up.

well i volunteer for a national group called Rebuilding Together. But if you like hands on, there is always also Habitat for Humanity. Both are in most major areas.

[Mariah]

it should be interesting. it's group of older men, who may not used to a 20something girl telling them what to do, especially in regards to power tools.
Oh, I soo wish I could be there to see that

[Brian M.]

yeah it rules. i love construction.


I love doing hard work like that. As a side project at work they want us to clear out this department store for demolition...don't ask I don't know why I have to clear it out if it's being destoryed but I have too. It's soo much fun, we are destroying everything. The only tools I have are 4 sledgehammers, 3 axes, a chainsaw, some carts to move stuff. It's a lot of fun.

[Mariah]

well i volunteer for a national group called Rebuilding Together. But if you like hands on, there is always also Habitat for Humanity. Both are in most major areas.
Hmmm...I'll have to definately look into that.

[Brian M.]

Men know power tools. It's in our genes along w/ grilling, sense of direction, knowledge of all things meat and love of porn.

[bethamphetamines]

Men know power tools. It's in our genes along w/ grilling, sense of direction, knowledge of all things meat and love of porn.

i dunno, i have known plenty who couldn't tell a hammer drill from their penis.

[Mariah]

Men know power tools. It's in our genes along w/ grilling, sense of direction, knowledge of all things meat and love of porn.
I know some tools...okay, i don't know a wrench from a screw driver, but I could learn, if i really wanted to

[Brian M.]

i dunno, i have known plenty who couldn't tell a hammer drill from their penis.

LOL. Well that's a shame. I work with tools all the time at my job, it's a good time. The worst though is these idiots who drill into dry wall w/o a stud and hang a pair in the wall and then hang 100 pairs of jeans on them. They call 30 minutes later wondering why it didn't hold.

[bethamphetamines]

I know some tools...okay, i don't know a wrench from a screw driver, but I could learn, if i really wanted to

it's fun, i like building things because i am always learning and it's nice to have a finished product sort of like art.

[Brian M.]

I know some tools...okay, i don't know a wrench from a screw driver, but I could learn, if i really wanted to

We'll play a game: Name That Tool and we'll wager clothing on each answer.

[Brian M.]

it's fun, i like building things because i am always learning and it's nice to have a finished product sort of like art.

There's something cool about building something from scrap and seeing the finished product.

[bethamphetamines]

LOL. Well that's a shame. I work with tools all the time at my job, it's a good time. The worst though is these idiots who drill into dry wall w/o a stud and hang a pair in the wall and then hang 100 pairs of jeans on them. They call 30 minutes later wondering why it didn't hold.

haha silly people.

[bethamphetamines]

There's something cool about building something from scrap and seeing the finished product.


yeah i build furniture in my freetime, mainly from stuff that i find in people's trash.

[Brian M.]

yeah i build furniture in my freetime, mainly from stuff that i find in people's trash.

That's cool, I wouldn't mind in my later years start up a side business building furniture.

[bethamphetamines]

That's cool, I wouldn't mind in my later years start up a side business building furniture.

i like it because it can be both art and construction.

[Cayman]

I would like to see Juggernaut ride a horse.

Make it so, Marvel.

Cay

[Brian M.]

i like it because it can be both art and construction.

Yea, I'd like to build the old wood furniture, I love the look of an old wood bench or a porch swing.