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David Lynch Files For Divorce Afte Only 1 Month of Marriage (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,199671,00.html)
Michael P
06-15-2006, 02:26 PM
He drafted a 700-page list of reasons for the divorce, but unfortunately, no one else can understand it.
Ontir
06-15-2006, 06:07 PM
That's weird. So he had a son with Mary Sweeney, then married and divorced Isabella Rosselini (She's not listed as his wife, anywhere on imdb.com, but in an interview about a book she wrote a few years ago, she listed him as one of her ex-husbands, and I remember there being an announcement of their marriage around the time of "Zelly & Me."), then apparantly married his third child's wife, making her his third or fourth wife, but only for one month. Maybe someone needed Health Benefits, a la Desperate Housewives.
Too much, just too much!
I can't wait for Inland Empire though!
Haunt
06-15-2006, 06:12 PM
he's given himself over to the Maharashi school of enlightenment. or, at least, he had when i saw him a few months back.
Deathstroke
06-15-2006, 06:13 PM
And they say letting gays get married trivializes marriage?
Haunt
06-15-2006, 06:24 PM
And they say letting gays get married trivializes marriage?
nope, just celebrities. *cough*Federline*cough*
Ontir
06-15-2006, 08:50 PM
And they say letting gays get married trivializes marriage?
AMEN 'STROKE!
Let US get married, ammend the Constitution to prevent Celebrity Marriages! :p
BTW: I saw a clip of a tearful Britney telling Matt Laure to remember that "they're just people..." I think it's harder for people to empathize with somone who can blow in a weekend, more money than they will see in a year - easy, and then do obviously stupid things, like drive through LA traffic with an infant between herself and a steering wheel.
Kirayoshi
06-15-2006, 10:16 PM
nope, just celebrities. *cough*Federline*cough*Bill Maher said it best: "The only thing blessed about that union(Britney Spears and Kevin Federline) is that VD isn't airborne! You know the wedding's a sham when the vows read 'until Wednesday do us part'!"
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