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west3man
06-07-2006, 01:40 PM
http://homepages.ius.edu/jobarnes/evilcat.jpg
http://homepages.ius.edu/jobarnes/evilcat.jpg
Puma
06-07-2006, 01:45 PM
independantly from each other my parents each gave Collin one piece of advice before we were married.....don't wake Puma up, she really, really, doesn't like to be messed with when she's sleeping.

Now I ask you, did he pay attention to this advice?
Forefinger
06-07-2006, 02:12 PM
So Collin was the one that took that picture then?
Puma
06-07-2006, 02:14 PM
with a flash no less
Forefinger
06-07-2006, 02:15 PM
Well I'm guessing he deserved the ass kicking that took place after that then eh?
Puma
06-07-2006, 02:16 PM
oh yeah


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west3man
06-07-2006, 04:00 PM
After your reply, Puma, I tried to find a picture of somebody who'd clearly gotten his ass kicked by a feline. No success.

Dammit.
Puma
06-07-2006, 04:14 PM
http://www.bigcats.org/abc/images/catscratches.jpg
Grazzt
06-07-2006, 04:15 PM
After your reply, Puma, I tried to find a picture of somebody who'd clearly gotten his ass kicked by a feline. No success.

Dammit.

How about the bad guy from Naked Gun 2 1/2, who survives falling several stories without a scratch only to get eaten by a lion?
Puma
06-07-2006, 04:23 PM
A man slipped into the lions' den at the Kiev Zoo shouting God would keep him safe. Unfortunately, he was wrong.

I'm not really sure it was unfortunate, better that he's out of the gene pool
http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/06/05/lions6.jpg
west3man
06-08-2006, 03:52 AM
A man slipped into the lions' den at the Kiev Zoo shouting God would keep him safe. Unfortunately, he was wrong.

I'm not really sure it was unfortunate, better that he's out of the gene pool
http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/06/05/lions6.jpg
It's a shame what you did to that poor man.
west3man
06-08-2006, 03:54 AM
http://www.bigcats.org/abc/images/catscratches.jpg
I'm amused that you present a picture of an old woman to represent your man.
tricksterpup
06-08-2006, 06:02 AM
Funny, I thought it would look more like this.
http://www.wildlifewebsite.com/cougar-pictures/cougar-snarling-11.jpg
Puma
06-08-2006, 07:50 AM
I'm amused that you present a picture of an old woman to represent your man.

the dearth of pictures relating to cat attacks makes me sad
jessecuster
06-08-2006, 07:52 AM
http://invisiblethreads.com/potd_i/2004_04/20040419.jpg
tricksterpup
06-08-2006, 08:19 AM
http://invisiblethreads.com/potd_i/2004_04/20040419.jpg
That is the expression.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU??
Now if Puma had the expression it would be Your not coming near me with that Thing. Oh my god its so big.
west3man
06-08-2006, 08:22 AM
http://homepages.ius.edu/jobarnes/evilcat.jpg
http://homepages.ius.edu/jobarnes/evilcat.jpg
I swear.
Every time I look at this it gets even more evil.

That cat is the devil.