Superman Returns Is A Pimp.

[Damo]

I admit it... there's no reason for this thread to exist other than the Superman Returns is a wimp thread.

But... wouldn't it be funny if Superman was a pimp? Funny for only like three seconds, but hey, that's still better than most sitcoms.

And that Superman costume is almost like the world's worst pimp clothes. Just needs a hat and cane.

[NotSuper]

And that Superman costume is almost like the world's worst pimp clothes. Just needs a hat and cane.
"Hey, Jim! That's a bad out-fit! Wooo!"

Superman has always been a pimp. Even when he leapt instead of flew. That wife-beater he took out? Rival pimp.

[10xPete]

Well, since pimps are usually technically supposed to protect their "loose women", you might say that Superman is all the worlds pimp. He protects all the world and it's people. If you catch my meaning.:D

[Lonewalker]

Well, since pimps are usually technically supposed to protect their "loose women", you might say that Superman is all the worlds pimp. He protects all the world and it's people. If you catch my meaning.:D
Oh yes; I do. ;)