You think you've had a bad day?

[Lubichev]

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[Dennis K]

You can never go wrong with dick jokes and dwarfs, those are two of the ancient pillars of comedy.

[Typo Lad]

Man, ain't nothing worse than some hippo with a bad gag reflex.

[Forefinger]

Awesome, Lubichev.

[Dennis K]

Man, ain't nothing worse than some hippo with a bad gag reflex.


...all roads lead to ...


http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/clinton/lewinskyclose.jpg

[Solaris]

Guess from now on, they'll insert a tube to safely vent the flatulance elsewhere.

Tell me that's better?

[Typo Lad]

NO!

THAT IS AN EXIT, NOT AN ENTRANCE! NOTHING GETS "INSERTED".





And the GOP wants to make that a law, too.

[Dennis K]

Guess from now on, they'll insert a tube to safely vent the flatulance elsewhere.

Tell me that's better?


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That's a fabulous idea!

[Forefinger]

Damn Dennis, you're on fire today!

[Typo Lad]

In the context of this thread, is that a good thing?

[i_mmmchocolate]

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That's hilarious. Do you know if there's a link to the article online?

[Dennis K]

In the context of this thread, is that a good thing?


Hey now, I've never even been to Denmark!

[Forefinger]

In the context of this thread, is that a good thing?
I'm sure that he has burning balls himself, but that's more due to banging hookers than anything else....

[Typo Lad]

I can see why.

"Waitress, my crotch is on fire!"

[Lubichev]

That's hilarious. Do you know if there's a link to the article online?
A friend emailed me these. I'll check to see if there is a link or something.

[J Dog]

You can never go wrong with dick jokes and dwarfs, those are two of the ancient pillars of comedy.
How about lighting flatulence?

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[jessecuster]

That frying pan story is HILARIOUS ! I am just picturing how that scene would look, like if it was in a movie, and it is making it all the funnier. I can just see her clamped down and him whacking her with the frying pan, hell I am laughing just typing it.

[Corsair]

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Serves him right for using too much oil. Should have used butter anyway.

[howyadoin]

Bashing her on the head with the pan was goddamn hilarious.

[Mike Pothier]

The last story was the best, by far. Oral sex and cooking definitely don't mix.

[Endel]

hilarious news clippings!

(but the one about the hippo is an urban ledgend...been around for a while too)

[howyadoin]

the one about the hippo is an urban ledgend...been around for a while tooIt sounds like the premise of a John Irving book.

[Rachel Grey]

Morons! The oral sex comes afterwords. When you need cream for those pancakes...