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David Bedlam
05-29-2006, 04:41 AM
I brought a pair of shorts this week, and they have seven pockets!

How am I going to decide which one my wallet goes in now? :confused:
the4thpip
05-29-2006, 05:52 AM
Before you have a crisis of multiple pockets, just buy several wallets!
sk716
05-29-2006, 09:25 AM
Before you have a crisis of multiple pockets, just buy several wallets!

No! That will lead to Crisis of Infinte Wallets which would affect the whole universe.
Tancread
05-29-2006, 09:26 AM
Just rotate the wallet thru all the pockets. Use a random order so potential pick pockets can never figure out the pattern. If you go with the multiple wallet plan fill the other wallets with cunning traps, obviously fake ID, condoms with prepunched holes, bank cards connected to the Enron bank account, that sort of thing. Never let on that the plastic wallet with Snoopy on it is the real one...
the4thpip
05-29-2006, 09:54 AM
No! That will lead to Crisis of Infinte Wallets which would affect the whole universe.
And that's a bad thing how? :confused:
heystacy
05-29-2006, 11:52 AM
And that's a bad thing how? :confused:

We don't want any more dead Titans. ;)
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
05-29-2006, 02:55 PM
I brought a pair of shorts this week, and they have seven pockets!

You mean Liefeld's a fashion designer now?
PatrickG
05-29-2006, 03:10 PM
Whoa! Brainstorm!

Cargo plus tuxedo = Cargedo!

A dressy suit covered in pouches, perfect for all occasions!
stealthwise
05-29-2006, 03:26 PM
Just wrap and elastic around the wallet and then dangle it from your tackle box.
Gail Simone
05-29-2006, 03:31 PM
Well, it's easy. All you have to do is decide what kind of man...

HEY! Wait a minute!

You almost GOT me!

Gail
Cam63
05-30-2006, 12:34 AM
So close... So close...
Cam63
05-30-2006, 12:35 AM
Hey, I think I can hear Red screaming in anguish.
David Bedlam
05-30-2006, 02:16 AM
You almost GOT me!

That's it. Screw suttlety!

People! Grab the red head traps, tranks and reinforced net. We'll catch the meaning of the front pocket wallet or get hurt real bad trying!
Cam63
05-30-2006, 02:20 AM
You gotta go further than that.
David Bedlam
05-30-2006, 02:21 AM
You gotta go further than that.

What? You mean to Ireland? That's pretty far.
Cam63
05-30-2006, 02:27 AM
Extreme measures are what's required.

Are you prepared, soldier ?
David Bedlam
05-30-2006, 02:31 AM
Extreme measures are what's required.

Are you prepared, soldier ?

For anything except Guiness.

But they covered how to avoid that in basic. Plus we can call in specialists if need be.
Cam63
05-30-2006, 02:35 AM
Drink VB or that clear, tasteless stuff.

I believe it's called war-ta.
Larry Dixon
05-30-2006, 03:06 AM
Fear not!

David Bedlam is on the case!
David Bedlam
05-30-2006, 03:49 AM
Damn right I am!

And do you know what else is in Ireland? The Salmon of Wisdom!

And what do Salmon live in? What has Cam told me to drink? What is 70% of the human body made out of? How is this conected to the wallet in the front pocket? How deep does this conspracy go?

David Bedlam is extremly on this case!

...Which will become a controversial Hollywood blockbuster staring Tom Hanks, Gandalf and that French guy from the first Mission: Impossible film.
the4thpip
05-30-2006, 05:14 AM
Seven Pockets! would be a great catchphrase to be yelled out by Hawkman's teenage sidekick, to go with Seven Hells!
Cam63
05-30-2006, 05:27 AM
Seven pockets is way too many fuckin' pockets.
David Bedlam
05-30-2006, 06:33 AM
Seven pockets is way too many fuckin' pockets.

Yeah, but now I have somewhere for my keys, my hanky, my other set of keys, my phone, a chocolate bar and of course, my wallet!

Which may or may not be in my front pocket. ;)
hellokittykat
05-30-2006, 08:17 AM
You deserve to be in this quandry if you actually bought something with seven pockets in it!:eek:

Sweet mercy! At least don't put things in every pocket!
David Bedlam
05-30-2006, 09:24 AM
Don't worry. So far I'm only managed five. ;)
Cam63
05-30-2006, 12:40 PM
'Tis a thing of wonder.

David Bedlam and his shorts o' many pocketses.
Azrael52
05-30-2006, 01:01 PM
7 Pockets?!? Egads! and don't forget Gadzooks! I seem to recall something about the 7 Pockets of Death in Revalation (or was it 7 Populs of Death? Those guys were so cuddly and soft.)
Cam63
05-30-2006, 02:25 PM
Something about a multi headed beast wearing cargo shorts and fighting with itself over which head gets to listen to the ipod.

...I think.
Larry Dixon
05-30-2006, 04:09 PM
You deserve to be in this quandry if you actually bought something with seven pockets in it!:eek:

Sweet mercy! At least don't put things in every pocket!

Misty & I both travel wearing Scott eVests. 27 pockets each. The newer models have even more!

(they are really pretty amazing: pack one well and it's like having an extra carryon on a plane, but you barely feel the weight)

http://www.scottevest.com/
hellokittykat
05-30-2006, 04:12 PM
Twenty-seven is okay; it's only pants with seven pockets that disturb me ;)
Spackling Compound
05-30-2006, 05:21 PM
7 Pockets?!? Egads! and don't forget Gadzooks! I seem to recall something about the 7 Pockets of Death in Revalation (or was it 7 Populs of Death? Those guys were so cuddly and soft.)

The 7 Pockets of Death were harbingers to the Fanny Pack of Peace.

It weighs 3 metric tons and only the chosen one may wear it. They say he will wear the pony-tail of Cython, the man sandals of Crete and listen to the Blue Man Group.
Tancread
05-30-2006, 06:06 PM
Twenty-seven is okay; it's only pants with seven pockets that disturb me ;)

Remember that in the UK pants and trousers are not the same. Pants with seven pockets in the UK would be most unusual indeed.
David Bedlam
05-31-2006, 08:32 AM
Twenty-seven is okay; it's only pants with seven pockets that disturb me ;)

Remember that in the UK pants and trousers are not the same. Pants with seven pockets in the UK would be most unusual indeed.

Correct. In Britain underpants are called pants, and pants are called trousers.

Trousers have betwen two and four pockets usually, but some have more.

Pants only have one pocket round the front for a few Werther's Originals (http://www.uniquereviews.com/images/werthers-original-big.jpg).
Cam63
06-01-2006, 12:29 AM
In Australia, pants may be called jerribomberidoos.

...So we call 'em pants or dacks.

Underwear gets called undies, underdacks reg grundies or knickers.

...and we wear thongs on our feet.
Kyuubi
06-01-2006, 12:47 AM
In Australia, pants may be called jerribomberidoos.

...So we call 'em pants or dacks.

Underwear gets called undies, underdacks reg grundies or knickers.

...and we wear thongs on our feet.


Can we just renamed Australia to Bizarro Land already?
Cam63
06-01-2006, 01:03 AM
No, I'd rather be known as an Aussie than a Bizzie.
Kyuubi
06-01-2006, 01:58 AM
No, I'd rather be known as an Aussie than a Bizzie.



Too late, there's been a vote and it's decided. However, we are willing to comprimise with you. How about Bizarro Australia?



You can be Bauzzies.
David Bedlam
06-01-2006, 05:15 AM
Too late, there's been a vote and it's decided. However, we are willing to comprimise with you. How about Bizarro Australia?

That can't work.

For there to be a Bizarro Australia, there needs to be a normal Australia.

And there is nothing even remotly normal about Australia.
Larry Dixon
06-01-2006, 12:01 PM
Wow.

David Bedlam really is on the case.
Cam63
06-01-2006, 07:22 PM
Yeah and it's my beer case.

Gid off, you !
Cam63
06-01-2006, 07:23 PM
Too late, there's been a vote and it's decided. However, we are willing to comprimise with you. How about Bizarro Australia?



You can be Bauzzies.

I can live with that.
Kyuubi
06-01-2006, 09:28 PM
Then it's settled, Australia is now known as...


















Bizarro Land!





HA!
Cam63
06-01-2006, 09:30 PM
Bizarro Land, let us rejoice,
For we are young and free...


Yeah, it fits.
Azrael52
06-01-2006, 09:41 PM
Fosters . . . Bauzzian for beer.
Cam63
06-01-2006, 09:45 PM
Anything but Fosters, dammit !
Azrael52
06-01-2006, 09:49 PM
Anything but Fosters, dammit !


Hmm, let me see if I understand this Bizzarro Australian speak: Anything but Fosters, dammit! = Give me some freakin' Fosters! ... er ... dammit!

Right???
Larry Dixon
06-01-2006, 11:51 PM
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Cam63
06-01-2006, 11:55 PM
*Wipes tear*

Damn hayfever...
Larry Dixon
06-02-2006, 04:55 AM
I understand that the response to that is supposed to be,

HOI HOI HOI!
David Bedlam
06-02-2006, 10:02 AM
*Wipes tear*

Damn hayfever...

Holy crap! Cam cries beer! :eek:

The blue duck was right! You really do come from Bizarro Land!
Azrael52
06-02-2006, 10:05 AM
The Blue Duck is rarely wrong....unless he says he is.

*shrugs*
Kyuubi
06-02-2006, 01:55 PM
Azrael has magazines with pictures of naked ladies in them under his bed.
Lester C.
06-02-2006, 02:09 PM
Azrael has magazines with pictures of naked ladies in them under his bed.
He's fooled you too huh.
Kyuubi
06-02-2006, 02:14 PM
Lester has a poster of Adrian Paul...









on his ceiling.
Lester C.
06-02-2006, 02:16 PM
Lester has a poster of Adrian Paul...









on his ceiling.
This is actually true. He signed it, for a small fee, when I attended a highlander convention shortly after the show went off the air. When Elizabeth Gracen, Amanda, mentioned the bit about Adrian selling posters of himself on the special feature section of the DVD she wasn't kidding.