Not just pants...

[Otto66]

...Hellboy pants. Any joke I make here would ban me for life.:D
http://cgi.ebay.com/Hellboy-Pants_W0QQitemZ6631999122QQcategoryZ48776QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem
http://i24.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/c8/bc/83_1.JPG

[Trulyures]

How would you get banned?;)

[patrick r]

Oh my! Yes, I think we all should just smile and move along.

My wife inquired at my laughing out load and has already threatened to buy me a pair. The world doesn't deserve to see that.

[Catlin]

OK, now we are repeating the X3 Wolverine joke that we had at another board...only we are allowed to say anything naughty without getting banned there.

[Otto66]

How would you get banned?;)
The idea was that my rude and offcolour joke would be so offensive
that anything you could imagine would be less. Hence, the banning.

[jnapper]

Sorry for being so square and cautious. It's not easy keeping so many different personalities happy here. I do the best I can. :(

(later edit:
I'm afraid of a big dentist appointment in a few days and it probably has me overly concerned about everything. :))

[Myron L]

Sorry for being so square and cautious. It's not easy keeping so many different personalities happy here. I do the best I can. :(
...and for that we love you, Lady J...never apologize for the awesomeness that is you ! ;)

[Neil Hill]

OK, so I apologize in advance for seeming confused here, but why would a joke about someone purchasing Hellboy's pants from the Hellboy movie get someone banned? Admittedly I'm sometimes a little slow on the uptake, but this seems like a major inside joke to me.

[Otto66]

OK, so I apologize in advance for seeming confused here, but why would a joke about someone purchasing Hellboy's pants from the Hellboy movie get someone banned? Admittedly I'm sometimes a little slow on the uptake, but this seems like a major inside joke to me.
Once, long ago, there was a thread about Roger's lack of pants and the
item Mignola put in his nether regions. This thread was riffed by many with
some really funny stuff being done.
This thread was just my feeble attempt to start up another such
hootananny.
Sometimes it works and sometimes...

[Jake Capps]

Jnapper should cut -n-paste this thread with that one so I can read all those cool Roger jokes...please.:rolleyes:

37th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jnapper]

Alas, I think those threads were culled (sp?) when CBR auto-gleaned older threads. I have some images saved, so I shall post images as I locate them on my PC.

[jnapper]

Homunculus rag doll by Teratomarty

[jnapper]

Roger Prize by Ruta

[jnapper]

Hahahahhahahaa, a keyword search for "Roger" on my PC is turnin' up tons of stuff...



Various Rogers by Jakob Westman (Are these from the kit Mignola has?)

[jnapper]

Roger by Robert Martin

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH-- and for the heck of it, his 'Monkey With A Gun.'
(see Hellboy: Box Full of Evil.)

[jnapper]

And of course, the holiday wish to the Forum from BPRD artist Guy Davis--

File is too big to attach, so I've put it in a file on my server:
http://www.hellboy.com/_temp/roger_kilt.jpg

[jnapper]

Hahhahahaha... okay, I'll stop there-- I'd be uploading stuff all night if I'm not careful. :)

[Jake Capps]

OMG, the rag doll one still makes me laugh. Thanks Jnapper! Now I have them forever...

[Sparky]

The Roger ragdoll is so cute! I gotta crochet myself a Roger...I already made a little Hellboy:

http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_ocean_through_sm.jpg

[Neil Hill]

Once, long ago, there was a thread about Roger's lack of pants and the
item Mignola put in his nether regions. This thread was riffed by many with
some really funny stuff being done.
This thread was just my feeble attempt to start up another such
hootananny.
Sometimes it works and sometimes...

Ahhh, ok. Thanks. :D

[Otto66]

Thanks, Lady J, for those images. Great Stuff!

...and, Sparky? When will the crocheted Lobster Johnson be
up on the Ebay? (KIDDING):D

Stygian? No Problem.;)

[jnapper]

The Roger ragdoll is so cute! I gotta crochet myself a Roger...I already made a little Hellboy:

http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_ocean_through_sm.jpg

Holy cow, Sparky! How long did it take you to do that HB!

(My skills with yarn suck-- my mom and sister are expert knitters. I am not. I tried to crochet and that was even worse! Yarn hates me. Luckily, my mom knits anything I want for me-- sweaters, scarves, mittens.)

[evening]

Awesome crochet HB, Sparky. Did you make the little pants?
I love it.:D

[Sparky]

Holy cow, Sparky! How long did it take you to do that HB!

Just a few evenings while watching tv -- he's only 9", but it took some experimenting, especially the little stuffed Hand Of Doom (it was a LHOD at one point, oops).

To get back on topic, I also made his PANTS. :) He has a little leather belt with the gun (it snaps on) and various other useful things on it --a rosary, a Cthulhu charm, a 45 record adapter (you never know!) and pair of tiny scissors. If anyone can safely run with scissors, it would be Hellboy. Here's some more of the silly photo shoot:

The Snookie Ookums... (http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_just_hb.jpg)
Attacked by The Deep Ones (http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_all_out_attack.jpg)
Gotcha (http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_hb_gotcha.jpg)
POW (http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_punch.jpg)
Side view (http://www.phobe.com/crap/web_side.jpg)

[6are54]

AHHAHAHHAHA! Dude, that's awesome stuff!! Especially the Roger underwear for boys.
And the fact some dedicated fans actually croched* HB dolls...wow...now... that's just weird.

*i dunno how to spell that

[Jake Capps]

Freaken sweet Hellboy Sparky!

[Otto66]

Nifty photos, Sparky. Thanks.

Hope you (Lobster Johnson) share any (Lobster Johnson) other
characters (Lobster Johnson) you crochet (Lobster Johnson) with
us. Giving Hellboy PANTS and a belt with all those goods was inspired.

[evening]

Oh My God.
"Attacked by the Deep Ones".
I absoloutely love it.
The chenille yarn Cthulu is killin' me!
Beware the....fuzzy...terror of the deep!