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TomStillwell
05-27-2006, 10:06 AM
I knew Pat was a few fries short of a Happy Meal but this takes the hot apple pie.

Robertson Says He Leg-Pressed 2,000 Pounds

By Associated Press
Published May 26, 2006, 8:29 PM CDT


VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says he has leg-pressed 2,000 pounds, but some say he'd be in a pretty tough spot if he tried.

The "700 Club" host's feat of strength is recounted on the Web site of his Christian Broadcasting Network, in a posting headlined "How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds."

According to the CBN Web site, Robertson worked his way up to lifting a ton with the help of his physician, who is not named. The posting does not say when the lift occurred, but a CBN spokeswoman released photos to The Associated Press that she said showed Robertson lifting 2,000 pounds in 2003, when Robertson was 73. He is now 76.

The Web posting said two men loaded the leg-press machine with 2,000 pounds "and then let it down on Mr. Robertson, who pushed it up one rep and let it go back down again." The Web site said several people witnessed the event, and shows video of Robertson leg-pressing what appears to be 1,000 pounds.

Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 2,000-pound assertion impossible in a column this week, writing that the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less.

"Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?" Travis asked.

Andy Zucker, a strength-training coach at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, said leg presses of more than 1,000 pounds represent "a Herculean effort, and 2,000 pounds is a whole other story."

"If he was able to lift that much weight, I take my hat off to him, but the numbers suggest that people who lift that much weight are few and far between," Zucker said. "One would have to see what type of leg press it was on and under what parameters it was done."

CBN spokeswoman Angell Vasko said Friday that Robertson was not available for comment because he was "out of pocket" for the long holiday weekend.

Vasko said she has not seen Robertson leg-press 2,000 pounds but that it's not "a huge shocker" that he could.

"Pat is so healthy," she said. "This is something he trained for over an extended period of time. He lives a very healthy, regimented life."

One of the photos Vasko released had a digital date stamp of 1994, although she said Robertson performed the leg press in 2003. Vasko said that perhaps the date was not set properly on the camera.

The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to "his age-defying protein shake." The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar.

the4thpip
05-27-2006, 10:32 AM
I only leg-press 465 pounds... Maybe I need to start praying? :rolleyes:

David Bedlam
05-27-2006, 10:36 AM
Do you know who I am?

I'm Pat Robertson bitch!

*goes crashing though a wall*

Weetomuncher
05-27-2006, 10:44 AM
I don't care how powerful he is...

He can take the 700 club and shove it up his candy ass!!! :eek:

PatrickG
05-27-2006, 10:55 AM
Pat Robertson is currently involved in litigation with NBC and Dick Wolf's production company for producing a series named "Law & Order". Robertson claims that "Law & Order" are the trademarked names of his left and right leg.

Yeah. I know it was a Norris joke but it's funnier here.

And I don't think Robertson would take the joke phenomena as well as Norris did. Norris chuckled and tried to plug his novels. Robertson would probably have his diamond mine slaves sent to America in UPS crates and send them on a mission to eradicate his enemies... and then go after Chavez.

Gingold
05-27-2006, 11:04 AM
The leg press thing is by far the least batshit insane thing Robertson's said publicly in years.

PatrickG
05-27-2006, 11:11 AM
"This is impossible. Do you have any idea how many laws of physics this defies? All of them."

- Lex Luthor.

Sanagi
05-27-2006, 02:27 PM
The leg press thing is by far the least batshit insane thing Robertson's said publicly in years.
Yeah, for once you can just laugh at him without the sobering realization of how scary he is.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats
05-28-2006, 09:00 AM
The leg press thing is by far the least batshit insane thing Robertson's said publicly in years.

I know...

It's just not the same. [sniff]

Jeff Brady
05-28-2006, 11:16 AM
It was probably 20 pounds, and someone wrote on the other two zeroes.

taintedlunch
05-28-2006, 11:24 PM
You should hear him tell the one about how he killed a family of grizzly bears with a spiral notebook.

Ah, that Pat, he can certainly spin a yarn, especially after a few sips of absinthe!

Screwtape
05-28-2006, 11:42 PM
He's a wreckin' machine, I tells ya! Clearly, you guys have not been apprised of the new, "Get madder, get stronger" Pat Robertson.

Kyuubi
05-29-2006, 12:36 AM
He's a wreckin' machine, I tells ya! Clearly, you guys have not been apprised of the new, "Get madder, get stronger" Pat Robertson.



So, he's the Hulk now?

The Xenos
05-29-2006, 06:18 AM
Key paragraph there:

The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to "his age-defying protein shake." The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar.

It's not faith or anything, it's one of his products that gives him strength. Lord, let us prey.. er.. pray that all these suckers will buy my craptastic product. Amen. PRAISE THE ALLMIGHTY DOLLAR!

Hmmph. Man of God, my ass.

Tancread
05-29-2006, 09:17 AM
He is a sad con man that preys on the elderly and feeble minded. In saner days he would be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.

NickThompson
05-29-2006, 09:28 AM
Do you know who I am?

I'm Pat Robertson bitch!

*goes crashing though a wall*
:D Brilliant.

Cam63
05-29-2006, 02:04 PM
That's normal behaviour for the ex-journalist.

dupersuper
05-29-2006, 03:51 PM
Super strong nutjobs scare me...

Cam63
05-30-2006, 12:33 AM
The truth is his kryptonite.

NickThompson
05-30-2006, 09:13 AM
Edit, wrong thread :)