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Mike Smith
05-23-2006, 03:06 PM
This one made me laugh. Methinks Dr. Hfurururrr is doing genetic experiments on Florida crocs and teachers.

My favorite part..."He continued to attack with superhuman strength and made no attempt to escape."

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A high school physical education teacher was relieved of duty Monday after police arrested him over the weekend for allegedly creating a scene outside of a downtown bar and fighting several officers who tried to arrest him.

Police first saw David McCann, 30, standing in front of a bar Saturday at 2 a.m., shirt unbuttoned and yelling he was "Luke Skywalker" at passers-by, according to the incident report. An officer asked him to leave after McCann allegedly got into a verbal confrontation with two women.


McCann then allegedly charged the officer, who sprayed him in the face with an irritant. Two officers tried unsuccessfully to handcuff him as McCann wildly swung his fists, the report says.

The incident further escalated, with McCann continuing to allegedly attack officers after he was repeatedly kicked and struck with a baton. Officers also used a stun gun to attempt to subdue him.

"He continued to attack with super human strength and made no attempt to escape," according to the report...(continues)
http://www.wftv.com/news/9256517/detail.html
DonC
05-23-2006, 04:04 PM
Police first saw David McCann, 30, standing in front of a bar Saturday at 2 a.m., shirt unbuttoned and yelling he was "Luke Skywalker" at passers-by, according to the incident report.

Superhuman strength my ass, dude was down with the Force.
Hiromi
05-23-2006, 04:07 PM
Some people are genetically resistant to Mace. However given that his shirt was unbuttoned and he still took a stun gun I'd think he was on a bit more than just booze. Just shows that these things aren't fool proof deterents.
ragnarok_2012
05-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Some people are genetically resistant to Mace. However given that his shirt was unbuttoned and he still took a stun gun I'd think he was on a bit more than just booze. Just shows that these things aren't fool proof deterents.

Is that from midichlorian levels or are you talking about ysalamiri? 'Cause Mace Windu is one bad....
Wesley Dodds
05-23-2006, 04:53 PM
This is why I'd make a bad cop, I'd have to fight the urge to "colour" the incident report.

"Perp began to sing "I love you, you love me", pulled out samurai sword, wrestled in pit of crocs."
MarvelKnight
05-23-2006, 05:10 PM
He's a P.E. teacher and football coach, I'm pretty sure he lifts weights. Obviously, the police in Orlando do not lift weights, anyone who lifts weights will be stronger than people who don't.
Donald M.
05-23-2006, 05:23 PM
Superhuman strength my ass, dude was down with the Force.

Better known as PCP.
Thanos_6383
05-23-2006, 05:31 PM
Hahahahahaha.Luke Skywalker is REAL.see,I told everyone.:p
Mike Smith
05-23-2006, 09:45 PM
Hahahahahaha.Luke Skywalker is REAL.see,I told everyone.:p

And he's black. The movies would have you think otherwise though.
ragnarok_2012
05-23-2006, 09:47 PM
And he's black. They movies would have you think otherwise though.

Does that mean Mace & Lando are white?
MarvelKnight
05-23-2006, 09:52 PM
Darth Vader is the blackest brother in the Galaxy.
Rabid Trekkie
05-23-2006, 09:55 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read all night. I bet Luke's Dad would be proud.
Mike Smith
05-23-2006, 09:56 PM
Does that mean Mace & Lando are white?

Meaning Bizarro Chewbacca is actually the abominable snowman.
K'Nort
05-23-2006, 10:10 PM
'Cause Mace Windu is one bad....

Shut your mouth!
kmeyers
05-23-2006, 10:13 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read all night. I bet Luke's Dad would be proud.
Anakin?

whatever color he is, he's kind of a galactic asshole.
kmeyers
05-23-2006, 10:15 PM
Meaning Bizarro Chewbacca is actually the abominable snowman.
bizarro Chewbacca has to be a hairless buddhist monk...that talks a lot.
Rabid Trekkie
05-23-2006, 10:18 PM
Anakin?

whatever color he is, he's kind of a galactic asshole.

I'll take galactic asshole over that whiny girly man we saw in the prequels.
Mike Smith
05-23-2006, 11:08 PM
bizarro Chewbacca has to be a hairless buddhist monk...that talks a lot.

He should have control of the force, being a Bizarro-wookie.

I have $20 on Bizarro Yoda being hot.
ragnarok_2012
05-23-2006, 11:49 PM
He should have control of the force, being a Bizarro-wookie.

I have $20 on Bizarro Yoda being hot.

Bizarro Yoda speaks in grammatically perfect sentences and has an upper class British accent.
Mike Smith
05-24-2006, 12:07 AM
Bizarro Yoda speaks in grammatically perfect sentences and has an upper class British accent.

Only to be robbed by the street tough wino that is Pimp Palpatine.
Tages
05-24-2006, 01:09 AM
This is why people don't need guns. Mace and stun guns are obviously enough.
JeffreyWKramer
05-24-2006, 05:58 AM
Hard to tell what was up with this guy. Could be PCP, could be simple psychosis. I've seen guys on PCP, or the wonderful mix of PCP and meth, shrug off pepper spray and mace as if they were being attacked with a squirt gun, but ignoring the stun guns... well, assuming the folk using the stun guns knew what they were doing, that was one tough gym teacher.
Ed Cunard
05-24-2006, 06:00 AM
I have $20 on Bizarro Yoda being hot.

I thought the Bizarro world stuff was backwards, though.

What?
west3man
05-24-2006, 06:05 AM
I thought the Bizarro world stuff was backwards, though.

What?
*rethinks every compliment he's ever gotten from Ed*
Your Imaginary Pal
05-24-2006, 06:22 AM
Are they absolutlely certain he didn't say his name was Kal-El & he was from Krypton.

Did they try shooting him in the eye, only to see the bullet crumple as it collided with his retina.

....

was the local bar the Mos Isly(sp) space port?
Mike Smith
05-24-2006, 02:15 PM
Are they absolutlely certain he didn't say his name was Kal-El & he was from Krypton.

Did they try shooting him in the eye, only to see the bullet crumple as it collided with his retina.

....

was the local bar the Mos Isly(sp) space port?

That would make Clark 2-3 in bar fights.