google needs game

[thomas_catbiscuit]

this game is easy, go to google and type in your name and needs ie;
thomas needs
and type in what the answer is, for me it reeds
thomas needs love....
lets see what you get....

[Lubichev]

I actually got a link to one of my responses to the Huffybaby thread in YABS. That is wierd.

[BoosterBronze]

"Morgan needs federal funds for special needs voting machines."
http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/051129/voting.shtml

I do surely need those voting machines. Eerie.

[JerrBear81]

Jerry Needs a Hobby
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/egg/310/index.html

[Callie]

I apparently need:

(in order of links)

1. some lesbian lovin' badly
2. my mother to come down from her tree (???)
3. a good home
4. to be punished for my sins against god
5. another cat to keep me company

[Grazzt]

I need coaching in the game of life.

[Shellhead]

With just my first name, I got "needs a date."

With my first and last name, I got "needs to be taught some respect." :eek:

Under my avatar name, I got "Shellhead needs another cool secondary villain to fight."

[jessecuster]

# Jason needs a Pismo
# Jason needs your micro-cash
# Jason needs to SHUT UP
# Jason needs your help
# Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat
# Jason needs a helper for Brooklyn Distro Route
# Jason needs to eat according to a controlled carbohydrate meal plan
# Jason needs a new job
# Jason needs to work on his manner
# Jason needs to modulate his voice
# Jason needs to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes and socks
# Jason needs a real woman
# Jason needs to do a better job of getting quicker to the rim
# Jason needs to get together with the Comcast billing department
# Jason needs to remain in therapy
# Jason needs to organize himself
# Jason needs to improve his academic and self- advocacy skills


This is a stupid Blog meme

[Dizzy D]

Apparently,

"Dave needs a wash"

[DrewTheXenocide]

"Andrew needs a belt."

[i_mmmchocolate]

HA HA.

"Lena needs the deed..."

[Tom]

This is so perfect that I had to take a screenshot to prove it.

And can I just get a "Tell me something I don't know?"

[Joe Rice]

Joe needs you.

Oh, man, that's depressing.

[Michael P]

Michael needs:


open lines of communication (http://www.adze.com/couples/michael-tracy.html)
to learn that for every man there is a condom (http://www.herpesresourcecenter.com/safersex.html)
Your Help (http://www.wnymedia.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=931&Itemid=35)
photographs of both sides of the animal (http://users.psln.com/sharing/Michael/TakingPhotographs.html)
to go on with his life/to understand that he will stand before Almighty God when he takes his last breath here on earth (http://www.blogsforterri.com/archives/2005/02/a_few_facts_abo.php)
a loving single or two parent family who will accept Michael for who he is, regardless of his background (http://www.state.tn.us/youth/adoption/profiles/b10-18/michael20.htm)
a job that keeps his mind busy and that’s hands-on (http://waisman.wisc.edu/hrtw/Txt/transitionstories.html)
some juice (http://attaboy.tommydoc.net/?p=1433)
a haircut (http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=520863&func=5&articleId=802&channel=Sports&ignoreKillFile=1)
a really good shag (http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/02/15/113106.php)


I never realized I had such diverse needs.

[Cactusakic]

Kris needs interview

Kris needs free music downloads

[howyadoin]

I get a whole bunch of links for Bret Michaels, Brett Favre and Bret Hart.

Or if I used my posting handle, I get links to my own posts here and at Flickr.

[Dennis K]

I need a second chance at love apparently.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.secondchancelove.org/images/dogs/f_denny07.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.secondchancelove.org/dogs/ava_denny.htm&h=384&w=288&sz=32&tbnid=_6c_JcMN15_XEM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=89&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDenny%2Bneeds%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DG


http://www.secondchancelove.org/images/dogs/f_denny01.jpg

[darkkeeperjr]

I need a loving home and people who understands me.

[Doug Strange]

Doug needs money.

[f. chong rutherford]

i'm all over the place here.

f. needs a command?! (http://lists.debian.org/debian-ssh/2004/06/msg00030.html)
f. needs Assessment (http://www.serve.org/nche/downloads/toolkit/app_f.pdf)
f. needs advice. Navy, Air Force, or ??? (http://forums.military.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/837191012/m/3610088760001/r/5010005860001)
f. needs a place very soon! (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sha/161583385.html)
f. needs roommate w apt in santa monica by june 1st! (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sha/159600875.html)
f. needs opnion on her T3/clen [Archive] - Bodybuilding ... (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php/t-440365.html)
f. needs share house - south yarra - Melbourne flat share wanted (http://melbourne.gumtree.com.au/melbourne/44/4419144.html)
f. Needs Photographer (http://denver.craigslist.org/crg/152723735.html)
f. needs a female roomate! (http://dallas.craigslist.org/sha/161207929.html)

Basically, google is telling me to join the military, get my own command, become a female bodybuilder, take pictures, then set-up shop in as many locations around the world as possible.

this is almost as creepy as my e-mail. My e-mail these days feels like a weird old uncle, because it's always asking me about my penis health OR my current home lending needs.

[i_mmmchocolate]

A second look:

Lena needs the deed (stated previously)
Lena needs an audience
Lena needs a special person
Lena needs coaching
Lena needs a squashed penny

[shadowraven]

"Kyle needs a committed family who will stick by him until he has learned to trust them"

"Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight (view more)."

"KYLE needs to seriously get a life."

"Kyle needs to let go of his stubborn pride before he loses the one woman that could rescue him from a life of lonliness."

"Due to Kyle's high energy level and impulsivity Kyle needs support to live safely in his home."

[Sir Tim Drake]

In numerical order:

1. Aaron needs a tracheotomy. (http://www.tracheostomy.com/misc/essays/aaron.htm)

5. Aaron needs to learn how to count. (http://talk.livedaily.com/archive/index.php/t-382405.html)

2. Aaron needs to lose some weight. (http://photo.cs4nerds.com/0405/IMG_2829)

3. Aaron needs to understand that he is not "dumb." (http://www.allkindsofminds.org/casestudy.aspx?casestudyid=32)

[Iangould]

Ian Needs an Old Man's Cane.
Ian Needs ... Many Things
Ian needs a wife
Ian needs your financial support
IAN needs your help



I'm figuring this means you all need to chip in so I can buy a mail-order bride to care for me in my dotage.

Ian Gould on the other hand doesn't seem to need much of anything.

[Rachel Grey]

I hate Google sometimes...

Rachel needs:
to have bush that is bright and colorful.
to be responsible for her own behavior.
to stop being so loud.
some good thoughts.
your prayers.
guidance & normal supervision.
help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends.


I have no idea who's been writing this shit but they're all dead.

[Mike Smith]

This is so perfect that I had to take a screenshot to prove it.

And can I just get a "Tell me something I don't know?"

Google channels the power of Dr. Phils fix things that aren't brokenism.

[howyadoin]

Rachel needs:
to have bush that is bright and colorful.Heh heh heh.

[thomas_catbiscuit]

Rachel needs:
to have bush that is bright and colorful.
you could have a website rachelscolourfulbush.com different colours different days :p

[thehod]

Mike needs a date!

Hod needs a hero.

And indeed, I've been holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night.

[howyadoin]

Mike needs a date!

Hod needs a hero.

And indeed, I've been holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night.I thought you didn't need another hero. I thought you didn't needed to find a way home.

[Graham Vingoe]

The first entry was the ever so boring Graham needs help, so paging down I get
.... Graham needs the loading bay for the van

Which is a line from a very fine novel/website called 253 by Geoff Ryman
give the site a look
http://www.ryman-novel.com/info/home.htm
:D

[J Dog]

John kicks ass.
John needs money.
All work and no play make...

...you kinda get the gist.

[thehod]

I thought you didn't need another hero. I thought you didn't needed to find a way home.

Only when a hero comes along though.

And he's got to have the strength to carry on.

[Ultraman Max]

JR needs to rebuild trust

Jr Needs More Cash ASAP

JR Needs Help from the Right Person


With just my first name"... Needs A Holiday Or Just A Cuddle?"


Seems I'm building a theme here.

[K'Nort]

Kristen needs to wash her socks

[riotgear]

I got "Mark needs...

- a chick"

- to explain what the health position is"

- to be punished!"

- more room"

- to relax more"

- some help from up above."

- You!"

- a Bra Around the Grinder" (that's not funny:mad:) (OK, maybe it is)

- a Harvard scholarship"

- a chick to get started?" (that's just wrong)

- to be recognized by the relevant sector of the German public for an
acquired distinctiveness" (I have no idea what that means)

- to get over himself, and I'd add - get with the modern world, where we all could do more to limit unneccessary useages" (this is getting worse and worse)

- to change his hotel sheets" (what the hell?!)

- part-time and backup nurses" (apparently, to change the sheets)

- to be sufficient to avoid visually impeding or crowding the mark." (Huh?)

- final version of the seed mix" (wha?)

- to be made 9 ¼" down on both the left and right sides" (I'm not even going to say anything)

- Amanda Buttram" (I don't know who that is, but saying the name just sounds dirty)

- to lose 15 pounds in 90 days" (HEY!)

- a good looking at" (maybe I do need a nurse)

- to be used instead of a full stop on ... "

- to be designed to suit you"

- a poo." (Who doesn't, but I don't put it on the internet)

- Varsity Tennis Girls" (Oy)

- to assist the doctors in finding and curing all of these ..." (who knew I could heal people?)

- to have with himself (this has gotten bad again)

- a rectal tube to bleed off the accumulated gas (that sounds painful)

- a parent or parents who can see beyond his disability, but who are also realistic about his needs and how these will increase as Mark gets older" (apparently, the rectal tube sent my parents running)

- to trade his seat on the floor with a fan and visit a box again"

- a girl like her & should go after her."

- a shemale bookmark." (Um, no I don't)

More than one page, but I think it was worth it.

[Rachel Grey]

you could have a website rachelscolourfulbush.com different colours different days :p

Eww. How about 'bald', 'bald' & 'bald'?

[Solaris]

this game is easy, go to google and type in your name and needs ie;
thomas needs
and type in what the answer is, for me it reeds
thomas needs love....
lets see what you get....


Oh my gods, this is hysterical:

I typed in "chris needs," and the first site said this:

Chris needs your sex talk...


Now I can't stop laughing. :D

[Gilda Dent]

Gilda needs:


a caretaker or foster


to have a touch of the gypsy


a home


a crystal voice


to hush


to be put in a sanctuary


On the other hand, "Emily needs to be whipped." Wow, they've really got that one backwards.

The second link for "Emily needs" links to a blog in which another Emily is writing about this game, and links to still another Emily who had already done it and recorded the results in her blog.

Gilda

[JeffreyWKramer]

Eww. How about 'bald', 'bald' & 'bald'?


When's the website coming?

[JeffreyWKramer]

Apparently Jeffrey needs a Big Boy, and therapy.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Jared needs a nap.


I am in total agreement.

[howyadoin]

When's the website coming?And will there be a CBR discount?

[Smoogis]

Amy Beth needs a psychologist.

Amy needs sex
Amy needs a new pair of shoes
Amy needs some training
Amy needs to mend her ways and be more of a team player
Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power

And, my favorite, apparently from a sex story...
"Amy needs to cooommmeee,"

[Super Hero Guy]

John needs help.
John needs your bone marrow!
John needs to embrace family values
John needs a shave
John needs to get his patooie back here
John needs a new name
John needs to learn the art of negotiating
John needs advice
John needs a a way to assign an item's UUID to an attribute
John needs to see
John needs a lesson
John needs a good home

[Super Hero Guy]

You know, searching for this game, I get a lot of results from other people with my name who have played this same game somewhere else. Is it cheating to use those?

[Erebus]

John needs to embrace family values.
John needs bone marrow.
John needs a new name.
John needs rest after throat surgery.
John needs to learn the art of negotiating.
and my favorite... John Needs Operation After Hoooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment

[Rachel Grey]

When's the website coming?

Not as quickly as you from the looks of things! :D

[Iangould]

[
John needs to learn the art of negotiating.[/B]
and my favorite... John Needs Operation After Hoooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment

I'd say these two kinds go together.

[Super Hero Guy]

Using the name I usually go by:

Jonny needs us.
Jonny needs a jackalope
Jonny needs a new pair of shoes
Jonny needs rescuing himself
Jonny needs to stay away from any direct trauma on it
Jonny needs to focus on his own game and get back on the horse
Jonny needs to step away from the keyboard and strap on the guitar again
Jonny needs a slap

[Donald M.]

Donald Needs:

A Bigger Army
To Realize He Doesn't Have Very Strong Vocals
To Get A Real Job
To Get Off His High Horse
To Act
To Fix His Hair
To Do His Homework Before Opening His Big Mouth
To Sort Toys On Shelves Using The Later[sic]

[kloudsurfer]

Karen needs to grow up...
Karen needs to have full carbohydrate stores and be well hydrated...
Karen needs additional time for laundry and changing bed linen...
Karen needs to finish her thesis...
KAREN NEEDS A MAN!!!...
Karen needs money to buy the roller skates she desperately wants, so she becomes a partner in Pete's window-washing business...
And my favourite
Karen needs Dr Pelvics knowledge...(i wonder what for ;) )

[twilight]

Steven needs an adoptive family with a positive male role model.