I've never _________.

[west3man]

Fill in the blank.



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...watched an episode of American Idol.

Really, any show where there's a chance that a William Hung will get to perform is unlikely to get my Nielsen bits.

[Michael P]

...been in love with someone who was in love with me.

[BlairH]

...been in love with someone who was in love with me.

Awww :(

I've never voted liberal.

[west3man]

...skinny-dipped*.




* - I don't count taking off your clothes while submerged with your s.o.

[Forefinger]

........had a threesome.

[Kevinroc]

I've never actually killed another person.

I'm quite proud of that but I have literally ruined other people's lives before. That still haunts me.

(And those are VERY long stories.)

Sometimes I wonder how I got out of certain situations in my life without becoming a complete wreck.

[ocelotrevs]

...masterbated over porn.

[Ray R.]

....done heroin with a needle.....

[Typo Lad]

...loved my immediatly older brother.

...danced with a woman.

...kissed a woman other than my wife on the lips.

[spideyrules99]

Been to a high school dance.

[Grazzt]

...been outside the country.

...had sex.

[borateen]

...had sex with anyone other than my wife.

...done an illegal drug.

[TinMan]

...had any form of homosexual contact with another man... cept Forefinger, cause he's just that sexxy. :p

[Dreadstar]

...been to Spain.

But I kinda like the music.

[Typo Lad]

...had any form of homosexual contact with another man... cept Forefinger

Hell, who hasn't?

[west3man]

...done an illegal drug.
D-I-T-T-O.

[Forefinger]

Hell, who hasn't?
I'm sexxy dammit! You see! I've done you all!!!

[frankiedetroit]

...seen Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond or The Sopranos. But I'm a Lost addict.

...understood the thrill of watching golf, even though I play. (Which might partly explain why I su-u-uck at it).

[Forefinger]

........smoked crack nor cock.

[Typo Lad]

I'm sexxy dammit! You see! I've done you all!!!
Um, no. You are so a bottom.

[BlairH]

Never done illegal drugs either. Heck I've never had a cigarette.

[Forefinger]

Um, no. You are so a bottom.
Nope. You are so on your knees all the time. Is that kosher?

[Quarterwolf]

...Done an illegal drug. Heck I Rarely take asprin.

... Dranks alcohol. Not a drop.

... Tried Smoking.

... Been fired. I have had 2 other jobs then the one I have now but I was never ever told I was fired. They just quite scheduling me. But one was only a christmas holiday job.

[GozertheGozarian]

Fired a gun.

[Puma]

...been arrested
...understood modern art
...tempted to cheat on my husband

[Forefinger]

.........cheated on my wife........with another woman

[tricksterpup]

.........cheated on my wife........with another woman
I am glad you put that final thing in there, cause what we have is SPECIAL.. you hear me SPECIAL.


I think i am going to be sick..
http://data1.blog.de/blog/a/atuvulemaniac/img/funny-dog-throwing-up-picture.jpg

[Ray R.]

.....cheated on Forefinger's wife.....with another woman....

;)

[ocelotrevs]

...eaten from the hairy plate.

[BlairH]

Fired a gun.
Well...I guess we'll have to do something about that then woln't we? :D

[tricksterpup]

.masterbated over porn.

...eaten from the hairy plate.
Well if you can't Masturbate over porn then you do not deserve to eat off the good china.

[Arrjay]

....been fired from a job.

....made love to Forefinger's wife.

....even thought about cheating on my wife.

....eaten at Sonic, Hardee's, Zaxby's or Chik-Fil-A.

[Forefinger]

.....cheated on Forefinger's wife.....with another woman....

;)
.......cheated on Ray's mama.....with tricksterpup's mama

[Forefinger]

Well if you can't Masturbate over porn then you do not deserve to eat off the good china.
I know! What does he masterbate at?

[GozertheGozarian]

No, we don't. I hate the things enough already.

[Joe Rice]

received analingus

been hunting

been out of the country

made out with a Native American

[Davideaux]

never done illegal drugs

been to Europe

seen Old Yeller

broken a limb

[tricksterpup]

I know! What does he masterbate at?
http://www.tvacres.com/images/care_bears3.jpg

http://www.acclaimposters.com/_gallery/large/10106354.jpg


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/MenHelloKitty.jpg

[BoosterBronze]

...started a fight..
...cuddled with Forefinger's wife afterwards.
...left the USA (but that's only true for three more weeks!)
...cheated in a relationship.
...thought Wolverine was very interesting in his own book.
...vandalized Wikipedia.

[hoffmandu]

..........slammed balls in toilet seat.

[BlairH]

I've never played the "I never" drinking game before.

[west3man]

...eaten from the hairy plate.
That's a new one on me.

I got a good chuckle from that one.

[ocelotrevs]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/care_bears3.jpg

http://www.acclaimposters.com/_gallery/large/10106354.jpg


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/MenHelloKitty.jpg

{{ shakes fist in anger }}

Porn makes me bored

[Gilda Dent]

had sexual intercourse


sat in the front row in a movie theater


picked cotton


started a fight


Gilda

[Grazzt]

picked cotton


How many people here have, out of curiousity? Is it even picked by hand anymore?

[Davideaux]

How many people here have, out of curiousity? Is it even picked by hand anymore?

Does picking lint out of my naval count?

[Gilda Dent]

How many people here have, out of curiousity? Is it even picked by hand anymore?

Obscure reference, not intended to be taken at face value.

Gilda

[thomas_catbiscuit]

.....smoked
.....taken drugs
.....understood y people watch golf,snooker and cricket
.....as a adult (over 18) avoided any sort of violent confrontation (which is amazing because of where i live and my build)
.....been able to be go on a spending spree
.....as a adult been trouble with the police
.....able to like deathmetal
.....been able to tell a joke
.....been able to chat up women (which is rather sad, i do have a g/f met her on the internet through a dating website)

[Cei-U!]

...tasted lobster.

...cared about the sex lives of celebrities.

...watched a single episode of Survivor, American Idol, Fear Factor, Big Brother, The Bachelor or The Apprentice.

...visited Boston, New York City, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington DC, Atlanta or Miami.

...been off the North American continent.

...flown in a helicopter or been on a cruise ship.

...loved, in the romantic sense, the women I've slept with.

Cei-U!
I summon the to-do list!

[Joe Rice]

How many people here have, out of curiousity? Is it even picked by hand anymore?

Like my mother did and my brother did and my sister did and my daddy died young workin in a coal mine.

[Grazzt]

Like my mother did and my brother did and my sister did and my daddy died young workin in a coal mine.

Thank you for that. It allowed me to get the reference I missed.

*slaps forehead, runs off to apologise to Johnny Cash and his fans*

[Lubichev]

…been to China
…hit an animal with my car
…seen Titanic
…played Golf
…squealed.

[estee]

...had one of my novels published.

...felt satisfaction at my present job.

...met any of the people I chat with on message boards.

[Gilda Dent]

Thank you for that. It allowed me to get the reference I missed.

*slaps forehead, runs off to apologise to Johnny Cash and his fans*

Psst: Roy Clark.

Gilda

Hee Haw was very popular where I grew up.

[west3man]

…hit an animal with my car
Sad to say that I think I caught a squirrel by the tail once (meaning I ran over it). We couldn't avoid it in time. When I looked in the rear-view mirror, it was running around in circles so FAST it was almost comical.

Then I felt awful and giggly, at the same time. Serious guilt.


Another time, a damned bird (a pigeon or something) flew REALLY low just in front of my vehicle. I couldn't avoid it without killing at least one bi-ped, so I plowed right over the poor thing, HOPING that it'd slip under the vehicle without getting hurt.

When I looked in my rear-view mirror I saw something I'd only seen in movies and on cartoons: a tuft of feathers billowing in the air. I felt awful.

When I pulled over, though, there was no bird, no blood, and no beak. For a while I feared that one day a I'd follow the putridity to find his carcass in the undercarriage, somewhere. Never did.

[jessecuster]

This took some serious thinking, as I have done most of the stuff mentioned above.

so I never... finished writing a screenplay.

[Harlock]

...seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[Corsair]

...eaten sushi.
...seen E.T.

"...known a girl like you before..."

[Forefinger]

.....killed a bunch of motherfuckers for talking about my wife.......yet

[tricksterpup]

.....killed a bunch of motherfuckers for talking about my wife.......yet
I never talk about your wife, just you. :D

[Guapo Méndez]

..flinched when someone does the 'nails on blackboard'. (handy way to call attention to your students when they are extra-rowdy).

[Slam_Bradley]

Like my mother did and my brother did and my sister did and my daddy died young workin in a coal mine.


Bastard. Beat me to it.


I don't think I've ever beaten Joe to a joke.

[west3man]

..flinched when someone does the 'nails on blackboard'. (handy way to call attention to your students when they are extra-rowdy).
I'm sorry for every mean thing I've ever said to you, Mr. Méndez, sir, Mister sir, please.

[Forefinger]

I never talk about your wife, just you. :D
That's the way I like it, you sexy beast.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I've never done a whole lotta things. I really don't know where to begin.

[bfrank]

I have never watched to godfather....any of 'em.....

[Sanagi]

...Broken a bone in my body.

[GreenHornet]

....................had even the urge to watch "Brokeback MTN"

[Deathstroke]

...been to Ireland.

[i_mmmchocolate]

...been to Ireland.

You should go. What's stopping you?

[Forefinger]

......watched Casablanca.

[Deathstroke]

You should go. What's stopping you?


Money, time, money, and money.

[Jeff Brady]

...made a long depressing list of stuff I haven't done.

[Forefinger]

.......had a lot of money.

.......a hooker

[Cei-U!]

.......a hooker

Never used one or never been one?

Cei-U!
I summon the fine distinction!

[Forefinger]

Never used one or never been one?

Cei-U!
I summon the fine distinction!
both!


".....had a hooker."

[Quarterwolf]

I know! What does he masterbate at?

My guess would be Liefield Comics. I think the men cause they have the bigger boobs.

Oh and I have never..

... been arrested
... Been in a fight

[Unbiased]

... seen the R. Kelly tape.

[mistervader]

When I pulled over, though, there was no bird, no blood, and no beak. For a while I feared that one day a I'd follow the putridity to find his carcass in the undercarriage, somewhere. Never did.

Oh, it's alive. And one of these days, you'll get notes that somebody "still knows what you did last summer"...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

It's the revenge of the birds!

TRP

... get over you getting over me (Grammar be damned!)

[Forefinger]

My guess would be Liefield Comics. I think the men cause they have the bigger boobs.

Oh and I have never..

... been arrested
... Been in a fight
Captain America sure did have a huge rack.


.......never masterbated to Captain America.

[Chiasm]

Had a girlfriend / wife who didn't cheat on me
seen CSI or Survivor
been arrested
been to New York City
used a condom with Forefingers wife :eek:

[Solaris]

This is like the version of the drinking game, "Never have I ever." You say something you've never done... and if the others *have* done it, they have to take a drink.

Never have I ever... TP'd a house.

That one tends to get *most* people to drink! :D (And it's true, too.)

[Solaris]

How many people here have, out of curiousity? Is it even picked by hand anymore?


Yes, some still pick it by hand... but it tends to be very small-time growers.

And from what my parents have told me, it's a very nasty, sweaty job. Your fingers get pricked constantly by the prickles on the bolls, and there's often a fair amount of spiders, etc. nesting in the plants. Imagine doing that in the broiling southern late summer sun. (Yes, my folks both did some cotton-picking when they were kids. I'm lucky I never had to... though okra is also prickly, and squash too. Ouch.)

[thehod]

.... proposed to anyone other than my wife. And I've been engaged three times.


And if this was the "I've never" drinking game I'd be totally pickled by now.

[Rachel Grey]

.... called in a bomb threat to Parliament House.

[thehod]

.... called in a bomb threat to Parliament House.

Oh you should.

It's great fun. :)

[Spike-X]

I've never...


...had a one-night stand.

...finished high school.

...been to me.

[west3man]

...been to me.
"I've never...been to me"?

[Spike-X]

"I've never...been to me"?
It's a very, very cheesy song from the early eighties. Check it out if you can - it's unintentionally hilarious!

[Hombre]

I never saw the morning 'til I stayed up all night
I never saw the sunshine 'til you turned out the light
I never saw my hometown until I stayed away too long
I never heard the melody, until I needed a song.

I never saw the white line, 'til I was leaving you behind
I never knew I needed you 'til I was caught up in a bind
I never spoke 'I love you' 'til I cursed you in vain,
I never felt my heartstrings until I nearly went insane.

I never saw the east coast 'til I move to the west
I never saw the moonlight until it shone off your breast
I never saw your heart 'til someone tried to steal, tried to steal it away
I never saw your tears until they rolled down your face.

Tom Waits

[Motormouse]

owned a dog
Smoked a cigarette
Been in a hottub
failed to perform in the sack
read a Harry Potter Book

[darkkeeperjr]

....Watched the soaps.
....Lost my temper during an arguement.
....Cried during the a movie.
....Plan to do any of the above statements.

[atoningunifex]

...been to me.

Damn you. I was gonna say that one.

[hoffmandu]

Why are there so many people who've never smoked a cigarette? Come on! Try one, then decide if it's worth dying for, you may be surprised.:evilsmile

[Mutate]

i never got round to reading the second book of Raymond Feist's "magician"

[Motormouse]

i never got round to reading the second book of Raymond Feist's "magician"

now that's just criminal

[zilch]

I've never...

...flown in an aeroplane

...been west of Nebraska

...been north of Minnisota

...been south of Georgia

...been east of the Atlantic Ocean

... beaten my son at a video game

... won an arguement with The Wife (She Who Must Be Obeyed)

... really given a damn about any professional sport

[J Dog]

Been arrested
Flown on a plane
Visited a pro sports game (I've visited the minors, however)

[Forefinger]

Had a girlfriend / wife who didn't cheat on me
seen CSI or Survivor
been arrested
been to New York City
used a condom with Forefingers wife :eek:

Ok. I'm down for fun and games, and think that any insults that you guys can say to me is funny. I do not appreciate the many of you that have jumped on the bandwagon of talking about my wife. I would appreciate people keeping from doing this.

I'm going to take the above post as "I've never done anything at all with the beautiful goddess that is Forefinger's wife, and thus had no need to use a condom"

Or "...used a condom with Forefinger" would have been perfectly acceptable.

[west3man]

... left the North America.

[Lubichev]

....offended Forefinger.

[Iangould]

lost a fight.

[Forefinger]

....offended Forefinger.
You are the man.

[Ed Cunard]

Or "...used a condom with Forefinger" would have been perfectly acceptable.

But I did! You told me to!

I've never...

... seen Alien or Aliens, but I did watch the one with Winona Ryder.
... left the country.
... sold something on Ebay.

[hoffmandu]

.....crapped in a bucket
.....spanked monkey in public
.....actually prayed in church

[jessecuster]

I've never...

...flown in an aeroplane




...a steam powered one