View Full Version : Booth Babe Crisis!
Spackling Compound
05-11-2006, 08:55 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060511/tc_nm/expo_sex_dc
Seems that booth babes have been showing too much cleavage...
Isn't that their job? And, won't geeks buy the games with/out the boothbabes sex appeal?
BlairH
05-11-2006, 08:59 AM
I'm a heterosexual guy. I like booth babes.
That said, I think it's all a little bit tacky. We're gamers, we want games. When we want sex, we just go on to our fave porn site.
Jeff Brady
05-11-2006, 09:00 AM
There are decency rules in Los Angeles?
Michael P
05-11-2006, 09:01 AM
I was rather under the impression that the booth babes were the whole point of the show.
hoffmandu
05-11-2006, 09:32 AM
Lets post some pics fellas, lots and lots of pics. Just to get an idea of the filth we're...uh....dealing with here.:evilsmile
spideyrules99
05-11-2006, 09:34 AM
Lets post some pics fellas, lots and lots of pics. Just to get an idea of the filth we're...uh....dealing with here.:evilsmile
I think a hands on Study would work better than pics. I'll go get my plane ticket. I won't like it but It is for the good of the world.
Ray R.
05-11-2006, 10:25 AM
You mean they don't know and can't discuss the technical operating specs of the hardware or the pixelation issues and frame rates of the software, but they're just there as nerd magnets?
No......f--ng......way.
Valmore
05-11-2006, 10:31 AM
You mean they don't know and can't discuss the technical operating specs of the hardware or the pixelation issues and frame rates of the software, but they're just there as nerd magnets?
No......f--ng......way.
They're also there to make gamers drop the Doritos and eat their Chunky Soup.
Ray R.
05-11-2006, 10:37 AM
They're also there to make gamers drop the Doritos and eat their Chunky Soup.
Mrs. McNabb is a booth babe?
Did "Junk in the Trunk" magazine put out a video game?
Whoa, they have video games at the E3 shows? I never noticed before.
Spackling Compound
05-11-2006, 11:51 AM
You mean they don't know and can't discuss the technical operating specs of the hardware or the pixelation issues and frame rates of the software, but they're just there as nerd magnets?
No......f--ng......way.
Her body says, "Yes"
But her mouth says:
"The size of the process queue for each program is limited. If the maximum number of processes has been reached, SPL continues execution only at the next instruction, effectively duplicating the behaviour of NOP. In most cases the process limit is quite high, often the same as the length of the core, but it can be lower (even 1, in which case splitting is effectively disabled)."
http://www.game-hits.com/image2/pat/babe010.JPG
Charles RB
05-11-2006, 12:03 PM
That said, I think it's all a little bit tacky. We're gamers, we want games. When we want sex, we just go on to our fave porn site.
I can't believe I'm saying this about models with "exposed skin, patent leather and knee-high boots", but I'm agreeing with Blair here.
Besides, when they say "many exhibitors dressed women like video game heroines", you know they're not talking about Samus Aran. Therefore the whole enterprise is worthless.
Mike Smash!
05-11-2006, 01:38 PM
I'm a heterosexual guy. I like booth babes.
That said, I think it's all a little bit tacky. We're gamers, we want games. When we want sex, we just go on to our fave porn site.Actually, when most of us want sex... we find someone to have sex with.
Masturbation is methadone.
BlairH
05-11-2006, 01:49 PM
Actually, when most of us want sex... we find someone to have sex with.
I'm a conservative, and -as we all know- conservatives don't believe in sex before marriage.
Masturbation is methadone.
mmm methadone.
K'Nort
05-11-2006, 01:49 PM
I wonder whether SDCC will ban that pair in the black bikinis.
Valmore
05-11-2006, 04:47 PM
Mrs. McNabb is a booth babe?
Did "Junk in the Trunk" magazine put out a video game?
Nah, but figuring she chases Donovan and the Eagles everywhere, she might be in charge of hiring out Booth Babes... who then make you eat Chunky Soup.
What ever happened to comic book booth babes? Somebody get Cathy Christian on the phone.
Pól Rua
05-11-2006, 06:00 PM
Damn. I was hoping this was gonna be a re-enactment of Infinite Crisis, only with Hot chicks instead of poorly written superheroes... and maybe jello instead of blood.
Colour me disappointed.
Forefinger
05-11-2006, 06:02 PM
Damn. I was hoping this was gonna be a re-enactment of Infinite Crisis, only with Hot chicks instead of poorly written superheroes... and maybe jello instead of blood.
Colour me disappointed.
You should make your own comic. I'd buy it!
Magneto_X
05-11-2006, 10:57 PM
You should make your own comic. I'd buy it!
No, that'd make better *porn*. :D
StoneGold
05-11-2006, 11:22 PM
I was at the show, I heard some people bitching about the rules, but I also saw a ton of boobage, so I have no idea what the rule means.
I love seeing the slightly glazed over look in the eyes of booth babes as they try to appear happy while being pawed at by geeks for 8 hours while standing underneath a speaker blaring machine gun sound effects.
Spackling Compound
05-12-2006, 06:51 AM
I love seeing the slightly glazed over look in the eyes of booth babes as they try to appear happy while being pawed at by geeks for 8 hours while standing underneath a speaker blaring machine gun sound effects.
Soo..there is actual pawing? Hrmmmmm...innnnnnteresting.
I was under the impression there was a velvet rope around the BoothBabes or maybe behind an invisible electric fence.
Pawing.....my my.
K'Nort
05-12-2006, 08:40 AM
Same vendor.
Last year:
http://news.com.com//i/ne/p/2006/2005nykobbs_550x413.jpg
This year:
http://news.com.com//i/ne/p/2006/2006nykobbs_550x413.jpg
spideyrules99
05-12-2006, 08:42 AM
Same vendor.
Last year:
http://news.com.com//i/ne/p/2006/2005nykobbs_550x413.jpg
This year:
http://news.com.com//i/ne/p/2006/2006nykobbs_550x413.jpg
Thank god they covered those girls bellies. It was making me sick all that extra flesh running around.
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