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StoneGold
05-10-2006, 10:31 PM
Sure, they're all nice and cute and stuff, but they probably just want you to write about their product.



Fuck, I think I just found my Russian Subway Girl.
howyadoin
05-10-2006, 10:48 PM
I feel confident in speaking for the rest of the board when I say we're gonna need more details.
StoneGold
05-10-2006, 10:54 PM
I feel confident in speaking for the rest of the board when I say we're gonna need more details.
Cute girl at E3 was talking to me a lot. Real nice. But she was being paid to talk to me, so I can't really judge. Although it'll probably end up in the "screw it, I'm jobless and can barely afford to take myself out, let alone someone else" pile.
dingo
05-10-2006, 11:00 PM
Cute girl at E3 was talking to me a lot. Real nice. But she was being paid to talk to me, so I can't really judge. Although it'll probably end up in the "screw it, I'm jobless and can barely afford to take myself out, let alone someone else" pile.

Enjoy it for what it is. Namely, an attractive woman being paid to be flirty with people in general decided you were the specific person she wanted to be flirty with.
StoneGold
05-10-2006, 11:03 PM
Enjoy it for what it is. Namely, an attractive woman being paid to be flirty with people in general decided you were the specific person she wanted to be flirty with.
I guess the main difference here was, while attractive, she definitely wasn't a "booth babe." In fact, she had a pretty heavy geeky quality to her. So it wasn't the total bullshit of an out of work actress in a bikini hired to keep the buyers glued to the booth.
howyadoin
05-10-2006, 11:05 PM
I guess the main difference here was, while attractive, she definitely wasn't a "booth babe." In fact, she had a pretty heavy geeky quality to her. So it wasn't the total bullshit of an out of work actress in a bikini hired to keep the buyers glued to the booth.You should write her a letter telling her how you feel.








Hell, CBR should write her a letter telling her how you feel. Who wants to go first?
StoneGold
05-10-2006, 11:08 PM
You should write her a letter telling her how you feel.








Hell, CBR should write her a letter telling her how you feel. Who wants to go first?
Hey, I've got till Friday to stop being a pussy.
Xero Kaiser
05-10-2006, 11:09 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about Power Rangers



I'm dissapointed
StoneGold
05-10-2006, 11:10 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about Power Rangers



I'm dissapointed
If it makes you feel any better, I have an original Yellow Power Ranger helmet that was used in the series on my bookshelf that I bought for $5.


But no, public relations.
howyadoin
05-10-2006, 11:12 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I have an original Yellow Power Ranger helmet that was used in the series on my bookshelf that I bought for $5. Wear it to work, pussy!
dingo
05-10-2006, 11:12 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I have an original Yellow Power Ranger helmet that was used in the series on my bookshelf that I bought for $5.


But no, public relations.

30 years time and that sucker will be worth a mint on ebay.

Today I think you paid $4.50 too much.
StoneGold
05-10-2006, 11:15 PM
Wear it to work, pussy!
What work?


I wore it to an indie wrestling show a few years back to goof on the luchadores. It has exposed screws on the inside though. Kind of painful.
Pól Rua
05-10-2006, 11:27 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about Power Rangers



I'm dissapointed

You're disappointed?!

I thought the thread was gonna be about ME!? MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Pól Rua
05-10-2006, 11:29 PM
... to goof on the luchadores...

If that isn't a euphemism, it should be.
My flatmate came home early and caught me goofing on the luchadores.
I was so embarrassed!
Pól Rua
05-10-2006, 11:31 PM
I had to break up with my girlfriend because everytime I'd want to get intimate, her cat'd start goofing on the luchadores...
Pól Rua
05-10-2006, 11:34 PM
Man, I couldn't get to sleep last night because my neighbours were goofing on the luchadores... until 4 AM! What's up with THAT?!
Paul McEnery
05-11-2006, 04:44 AM
Shut up, Pol. :D

Stone Gold --

She's a PR girl!

If you didn't sleep with her on the first date....
StoneGold
05-11-2006, 11:40 PM
Shut up, Pol. :D

Stone Gold --

She's a PR girl!

If you didn't sleep with her on the first date....
Yeah, but this is the wacky part. See, I know PR girls. 9 times out of 10, they couldn't give a rats ass about the product. You can see the glazed over look in their eyes when you ask them about a game. This girl knew her shit.
StoneGold
05-12-2006, 09:39 PM
She didn't show up today, so now I can just wallow in my pussydom because I'll never, ever see her again. Yay!
sehthan
05-12-2006, 10:29 PM
She didn't show up today, so now I can just wallow in my pussydom because I'll never, ever see her again. Yay!

You should write to G4, ask them to help you find her. It could be a segment on Attack of the Show or something.
StoneGold
05-12-2006, 10:37 PM
You should write to G4, ask them to help you find her. It could be a segment on Attack of the Show or something.
If I really wanted to, it's not that hard. I know where she works.
sehthan
05-12-2006, 10:45 PM
If I really wanted to, it's not that hard. I know where she works.

But then I couldn't watch it on television. I like television.