Oops!

[Bookman]

So, I'm at a wedding with my wife and her brother (bro-in-law) and his wife. The reception is a stale affair of lousy toasts and long, boring speeches. After enduring 20 minutes of it, I announce that I need to use the toilet.
Picture it. 3 cubicles. I'm in the one furthest from the door, when suddenly... the main door slams open and my loud bro-in-law announces, "It's the Punisher!" A few seconds later I hear some strange sounds coming from the cubicle next door (they made Harry's efforts in Dumb & Dumber seem pitiful!) I hear squeaks, and squirts, slops and splashes!!! You get the picture....Yuk!

Seizing the opportunity, I start to harass my bro-in-law! I tell him he's got bowel cancer, I tell him to check for blood, I tell him he's got a rat up his a*s, I tell him that when he's finished he'll need to pull his intestines back in. THE WORKS!!! I get silence in return!!!
Finally, forced out by the smell and sounds, I finish my business, flush, wash and leave...only to find my bro-in-law sitting at the table. 5 minutes later the father of the bride walks out looking VERY embarressed!!!

QUESTION - What's your most embarressing story?

[Gilda Dent]

Aha! The real difference between men and women.

Gilda

[Rachel Grey]

Most embarrassing story in general or at weddings/in toilets?

My most embarrassing story in the wedding/toilet category happened in my cousin's wedding 4 years ago. Gaaaaaahhhh.... I hate long, boring ceremonies. Particularly at the church. I kept wondering (mentally) how long it would take for me to spontaneously combust, vampire-like, from the holier than thou posturing of the priests.

So the Church service ends (Thank Lucifer!) and we get to the reception. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Don't get me wrong, I love my family but I hate useless ceremonies. So anyway I'm looking desperately for some kind of distraction. And lo and behold I spy with my little eye a young man that I'd never met before.

Turns out he was the bride's sister's best friend (heh!) and thus scored an invite. He was kinda cute, cute enough that bored as I was he was just what I needed. I smuggled him into the girl's toilet, stuffed him in a cubicle and basically molested him to near death.

We had a wild time and I got myself cleaned up, except for a little glob of cum on the top of my head that I didn't notice. Sadly I was the only one that didn't notice. My cousin let me know about it just before it was photo time. Bitch. Luckily I didn't look too bad in the photos after my zOMGTOILETCLEAN!!!! rush...

[roguespirit]

Embarrasing but not for me.

I was at a wedding on saturday where the Best man was the brides ex boyfriend. But thats beside the point.

After all the vows and stuff the vicar says " and now Sean and Vanessa are going to sigh the register"

There was a brief pause where everybody looked disctinctly uncomfortable. You see not only was the brides name Hannah but Vanessa was the Grooms first wife. I've never felt so sorry for a priest in my life. He looked mortified.

Later on at the reception my brother is sitting woth a bunch of people he doesn't know going on about how the priests sermon bored him when he notices everybody laughing
"What?" he says
The girl next to him smiles sweetly and says "Thats my Dad"

Later at the bar my brother and I are having a laugh with a couple of mature ladies at the bar, when this cute barmaid walks past.
"She's tasty" says my brother.
One of the mature ladies looses her smile and before walking of says "Thats my daughter"

[roguespirit]

Most embarrassing story in general or at weddings/in toilets?

My most embarrassing story in the wedding/toilet category happened in my cousin's wedding 4 years ago. Gaaaaaahhhh.... I hate long, boring ceremonies. Particularly at the church. I kept wondering (mentally) how long it would take for me to spontaneously combust, vampire-like, from the holier than thou posturing of the priests.

So the Church service ends (Thank Lucifer!) and we get to the reception. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Don't get me wrong, I love my family but I hate useless ceremonies. So anyway I'm looking desperately for some kind of distraction. And lo and behold I spy with my little eye a young man that I'd never met before.

Turns out he was the bride's sister's best friend (heh!) and thus scored an invite. He was kinda cute, cute enough that bored as I was he was just what I needed. I smuggled him into the girl's toilet, stuffed him in a cubicle and basically molested him to near death.

We had a wild time and I got myself cleaned up, except for a little glob of cum on the top of my head that I didn't notice. Sadly I was the only one that didn't notice. My cousin let me know about it just before it was photo time. Bitch. Luckily I didn't look too bad in the photos after my zOMGTOILETCLEAN!!!! rush...


Hold on....the top of your head????

[thehod]

Hold on....the top of your head????

He must have had a very good time.

[Rachel Grey]

Hold on....the top of your head????

Well, the rest I had cleaned off, and let me tell you getting it out of my fringe was a complete bastard!