View Full Version : Is it just me, or is "My Humps" The Most Annoying Song Ever!
Super Hero Guy
04-23-2006, 12:32 PM
I am sick and tired of this pathetic song. This shit is what passes for music nowadays. It's actually irritating to listen to. The other day I saw some kids on the bus singing this song, I swear they couldn't have been over nine. So, I've written my own lyrics for this stupid song
What's you doin' listening to this junk
To lousy no-talent junk.
It'sa make make make make you dumb
Make you so mind just melt away
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb,
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, this song's so friggin dumb (Serious)
This band drives me crazy,
They do it daily,
Everything they do is crappy,
I can't believe they're popular.
will.i.am and Apl.de.ap
Taboo and Fergie
Black Eyed Peas, has the stupidest namin'
Get so much money from their performin'
I have to ask why
Guys think Fergie's hot
I just think she's slutty
They're horrible but the fans keep taking
So they keep giving
The same bad lyrics
Useless rhythm repetition
My god, my god, my god, my god
My god I hate this song
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb
They got my head spinning
People spending lot's of money on them, and wasting time for them
They must find it funny
That they'd waste money for this
That band is just so dumb
I bet they can't walk and chew gum
They're gonna make make make make you dumb
Make you dumb with these bad songs
All she friggin does is shake her ass
Shake her ass and call it dancing
It's enough to make make make make me scream
It's like something from a preteens wet dream
Cos it's dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, this song's so friggin dimb (Serious)
I met a girl down at the disco
She said, hey, hey, hey yeah let's gp
But I don't want that lady, who wants to dance to this
Why don't you go good, not flashy
Not these dumb inuendos
I mean "MIX YOUR MILK WIT MY COCOA PUFF"
They think this is smart, yeah riiiiiight
They say they're really sexy
Idiot kids want to sex the,
But they don't anything
Except lousy excuse for singing
Teaching stupidity
And plain vulgarity
They can look but they can't touch it
Cause it's all fake
It's all artificial
Not, not real, no no no, not real
From their style to their voice
Their words to their personalities
It's not even worth to dance to
If that's what you want.
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb.
This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
From begginng to end (so-called song)
Can't ever use grammar
Yet they're spending
Spending all their money on it, and wasting time on it
They must find it funny
That they'd waste money on this, on this, on this
I don't think I can't describe my hate
For all music like this
I just find it so so so dumb
That anyone can find this fun.
All Fergy does is shake her ass
Yet she gets so much attention
It's enough to make make make make me scream
Make me scream, make me scream.
Let's not even mention those "men"
Those useless pointless back-up men
Would they even know what to do with a breast
If a breast was in their hand
It would make make make make them faint
Make them faint, faint, make them faint.
Selling out for money
They make too much money, money
They don't do anything
Yet they got so much money
howyadoin
04-23-2006, 12:34 PM
Three words:
Ice. Ice. Baby.
Or one word:
Macarena.
Lord Ichabod
04-23-2006, 12:38 PM
beep by pussycat dolls is more annoying. so is holla back girl. and the most annoying song of all time is "the song that never ends" because it goes on and on my friends. some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just becuase it is the song that never ends. yes it goes on and on my friends. some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because it is the song. . .
lonewolf23k
04-23-2006, 12:41 PM
Hump is definetly the most annoying song I can think of.. It's lyrics are stupid, repetitive, and it's spawned some truly awful slang..
Spike-X
04-23-2006, 01:40 PM
It's not just you. What a godawful piece of shit this song is. Yet I know people who think it's awesome, just because they think Fergie is hot in the video.
It's not just you. What a godawful piece of shit this song is. Yet I know people who think it's awesome, just because they think Fergie is hot in the video.
She has a scary, vaguely man face.
I thought the song was a joke, i heard some guy cover it at a bar, and laughed at how ridiculas it was, then found out it was a real song (This is what happens when you don't listen to the radio, you have no idea what's popular)
However, Hollaback Girl is more annoying.
JeffreyWKramer
04-23-2006, 01:44 PM
It is a really crappy song. Not the crappiest song of all time, but still a worthy addition to the Jukebox from Hell.
Michael P
04-23-2006, 01:57 PM
I wonder if these people realize they're actually making the sex act *less* appealing with their shitty songs about it.
Endel
04-23-2006, 01:59 PM
no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.
foxfire
04-23-2006, 02:07 PM
no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.
"Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...
Mike Smith
04-23-2006, 02:14 PM
"Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...
But I really like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
Endel
04-23-2006, 02:18 PM
"Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...
yes, thats the song. no, LFO cant rhyme past a 2nd grade level. yes, it is a crappy song.
and who the hell gets sick from chinese food? chinese food is good damnit! :mad:
repressed rage from hearing that song over and over and over...i would listen to 'my humps' on repeat instead any day
howyadoin
04-23-2006, 02:23 PM
angry lactose-intolerant dookie.I don't know what this, but it sure sounds bad.
But I really like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
Willie shakspear wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
Which, as he pronounced it, rhymed with hornets.
Ill just copy all the lyrics to prove to anyone who hasn't heard it how it's worse.
"New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 2]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus
[Bridge]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
"
You know what other song is horrible? This one
"Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try
Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
Time is passing I'm asking could this be real
Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal
I can feel too much is never enough
You're always there to lift me up
When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found
Ever since you've been around
You're the women that I want
So yo, I'm putting it down.
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy
I don't deserve you unless it's some kind of hidden message
to show me life is precious
Then I guess it's true
But to tell truth, I really never knew
T'll I met you... See I was lost and confused
Twisted and used up
Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it
My lifestyle's wild I was living like a wild child
Trapped on a short leash paroled the police files
So yo. what' s happening now?
I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds
and a vision of you standing out in a crowd.
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy
Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy....almost evil Talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but
you made me feel alive when I was almost dead
You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
and as far as I can see it don't get better than this
So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
and a thank you miss.
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
so come and dance with me
uhhhhh ha uhhh ha
"
Endel
04-23-2006, 02:31 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes! my eyes! i see the words and i can hear it! the awful awful noise!!!!!!
MarvelKnight
04-23-2006, 02:42 PM
My wife and I were buying groceries a few days ago and there was a little girl singing that song. The little girl was with her grandma, all I could think was how rude that is to be singing that song while with a grandparent.
StoneGold
04-23-2006, 02:42 PM
Three words:
Ice. Ice. Baby.
Fuck you!!! That song was the voice of my generation!!!
Or one word:
Macarena.
I'll give you that one.
Really, any song with sing-song lyrics, especially those featuring made up words, is irritating.
howyadoin
04-23-2006, 03:11 PM
Fuck you!!! That song was the voice of my generation!!!No wonder you're all so fucked up.
StoneGold
04-23-2006, 03:16 PM
No wonder you're all so fucked up.
Damn fuckin' straight!!!
howyadoin
04-23-2006, 03:18 PM
Damn fuckin' straight!!!I see a huge class action suit against Vanilla Ice.
Charles RB
04-23-2006, 03:40 PM
I am sick and tired of this pathetic song.
Half of humanity became sick and tired of My Humps just five seconds into listening to it.
StoneGold
04-23-2006, 03:58 PM
Half of humanity became sick and tired of My Humps just five seconds into listening to it.
I still have managed to not hear the whole thing. Only heard it on that cell phone commercial. Thought it sucked there.
Chiasm
04-23-2006, 04:15 PM
You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more
(emphasized in case someone doesn't realize which song it is since most only know the annoying chorous)
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway
Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
JeffreyWKramer
04-23-2006, 04:49 PM
"Achey Breaky Heart" goes past awful, all the way into sheer Lovecraftian horror.
luxshine
04-23-2006, 05:11 PM
Obviously you guys never heard the spanish version...
It was ten times worse.
(Although, 'My humps'? Close second. I hate that song)
Dan Apodaca
04-23-2006, 05:40 PM
The song that's really driving me crazy is that goddamn Pussycat Dolls shit.
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
No!
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
No!
Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
God, no!
The worst is when you see girls singing and dancing along to this song. Don't you realize that this is encouraging your boyfriends to dump you for someone sluttier?
The song that's really driving me crazy is that goddamn Pussycat Dolls shit.
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
No!
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
No!
Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
God, no!
The worst is when you see girls singing and dancing along to this song. Don't you realize that this is encouraging your boyfriends to dump you for someone sluttier?
Don't think I've heard this one yet. Who're the Pussycat Dolls? Do I just not watch enough TV/listen to enough radio anymore?
Dan Apodaca
04-23-2006, 06:39 PM
Don't think I've heard this one yet. Who're the Pussycat Dolls? Do I just not watch enough TV/listen to enough radio anymore?
Count yourself lucky. That thing is deadlier thn the bird flu. The Pussycat dolls are a team of burlesque dancers/strippers who writhe around to annoying songs about themselves. If you have it on mute, it can be... useful. But god forbid you should ever have to listen to that drivel.
How that shit gets on the radio is beyond me. You can't even see the hot girls.
Davideaux
04-23-2006, 06:41 PM
Don't forget "Who let the dogs out"!
How that shit gets on the radio is beyond me. You can't even see the hot girls.
How do they get on the radio? It seems to me that the times that I do turn the radio on, the new music is sounding crappier and crappier. Not all of it, but a lot of it...
i_mmmchocolate
04-23-2006, 06:54 PM
That Shakira/Wyclef song, "Hips don't lie."
Wyclef:
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Shakira:
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
I don't see how saying Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa (What's your name, cutie, my house, your house) would make a woman go 'mad' at all.
howyadoin
04-23-2006, 06:56 PM
I don't see how saying Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa (What's your name, cutie, my house, your house) would make a woman go 'mad' at all.Your place or mine?
(Did that work?)
i_mmmchocolate
04-23-2006, 06:59 PM
Your place or mine?
(Did that work?)
http://images.quizfarm.com/1109008678mad%20hatter.jpg
Joe Rice
04-23-2006, 07:02 PM
That Shakira/Wyclef song, "Hips don't lie."
Wyclef:
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Shakira:
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
I don't see how saying Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa (What's your name, cutie, my house, your house) would make a woman go 'mad' at all.
Well, in the past, I've found that some Spanish-speaking women find it crazy attractive when a non-Spanish-speaking man puts an effort into wooing her in her own native tongue. Way back in the past.
Joe Rice
04-23-2006, 07:03 PM
Here's the thing about that LFO song: it's either the worst pop song of all time or a DaDaist masterpiece of epic proportions. It intrigues me.
Shellhead
04-23-2006, 09:27 PM
How do they get on the radio? It seems to me that the times that I do turn the radio on, the new music is sounding crappier and crappier. Not all of it, but a lot of it...
The answer is payola:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payola
StoneGold
04-23-2006, 09:30 PM
http://images.quizfarm.com/1109008678mad%20hatter.jpg
Apparently it worked. It turned Lena into me.
Valmore
04-23-2006, 09:37 PM
Hey, "Ice, Ice Baby" is a classic example of decent pop-rap. It's got a catchy beat (and you have to credit Mr. Van Winkle with having the good taste to rip off Bowie/Queen) and good flowing lyrics that aren't any worse than your standard "I'm awesome" rap song. It was just severely overplayed.
As for "My Humps" ... I like to quote one of Harry Chapin's brothers from Harry telling the story behind "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" -
"Harry, it sucks."
estee
04-23-2006, 09:40 PM
Thanks, now I got that fucking song in my head. And I don't even like BEP.
But they did play at this years Grey Cup during half time.
StoneGold
04-23-2006, 09:43 PM
Hey, "Ice, Ice Baby" is a classic example of decent pop-rap. It's got a catchy beat (and you have to credit Mr. Van Winkle with having the good taste to rip off Bowie/Queen) and good flowing lyrics that aren't any worse than your standard "I'm awesome" rap song. It was just severely overplayed.
Ice Ice Baby didn't become the joke it evolved into until after Vanilla tried too hard to make a play for some kind of credibility. And that's where it all fell apart.
That, and Ninja Rap. Go ninja, go ninja, go!!!
Valmore
04-23-2006, 09:49 PM
Ice Ice Baby didn't become the joke it evolved into until after Vanilla tried too hard to make a play for some kind of credibility. And that's where it all fell apart.
That, and Ninja Rap. Go ninja, go ninja, go!!!
Don't forget that movie, "Cool As Ice."
Ditch the Zero and get with the Hero.
howyadoin
04-24-2006, 12:41 AM
Ice Ice Baby didn't become the joke it evolved into until after Vanilla tried too hard to make a play for some kind of credibility. And that's where it all fell apart.Yeah, it couldn't have been the fact that he was an obvious lameass poser or that the song sucked gargantuan amounts of ass.
Weird Al Yankovick would not have to change any of the lyrics to make it a parody. Therefore, yes, it's a pretty bad song trying too hard to be "cool."
SlightlyMad
04-24-2006, 02:07 PM
It's a pretty bad song, but there have been a lot worse.
StoneGold
04-24-2006, 03:20 PM
Yeah, it couldn't have been the fact that he was an obvious lameass poser or that the song sucked gargantuan amounts of ass.
Like that's stopped any other music act, ever?
The answer is payola:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payola
No Fair. Damn Radio stations...
TomGun13
04-26-2006, 06:52 AM
I think My Humps and Nickelback's Photograph are two of the worst songs ever. EVER!
Pinball
04-29-2006, 08:10 PM
try THIS out for annoying...
Now that you are out of my life, I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without ya, but I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without ya, but I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without ya, I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without ya, now I'm wiser
You thought that I'd be helpless without ya, but I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya, but I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya, sold 9 million
You thought I couldn't breath without ya, I'm inhalin'
You thought I couldn't see without ya, perfect vision
You thought I couldn't last without ya, but I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without ya, but I'm livin'
You thought that I would fail without ya, but I'm on top
You thought it would be over by now, but it won't stop
You thought I'd self destruct without ya, but I'm still here
and on
and on
GreenHornet
04-30-2006, 04:31 AM
It is a really crappy song. Not the crappiest song of all time, but still a worthy addition to the Jukebox from Hell.
"Jukebox from hell" that is great! I never heard of that before can I please add something to that playlist that I go for the channel changer faster then my 14 yearold towards a candybar?
anything......I mean ANYTHING from the Gorillaz ( or however you spell it)
I think 1 of the happiest days was 2 weeks ago when they said that they were thur on a G4 talk show= WOO HOO
The Mirrorball Man
04-30-2006, 07:19 AM
anything......I mean ANYTHING from the Gorillaz ( or however you spell it)
I think 1 of the happiest days was 2 weeks ago when they said that they were through on a G4 talk show= WOO HOO
Ha! That's a new one! What's so irritating about Gorillaz?
howyadoin
04-30-2006, 01:23 PM
Like that's stopped any other music act, ever?What's that got to do with anything? You were making it sound like it was a really cool song, and the only reason it became a joke later was Vanilla Ice's attempts to be street.
I'm just saying that if you thought it was cool at first, you had shitty taste in music.
Spike-X
04-30-2006, 01:39 PM
I think My Humps and Nickelback's Photograph are two of the worst songs ever. EVER!
Anything Nickleback does is frickin' awful, but that song is particularly noxious.
Super Hero Guy
04-30-2006, 01:54 PM
I thought all Nickelback's songs were exactly the same, how can their be a worst one?
GreenHornet
04-30-2006, 07:14 PM
Ha! That's a new one! What's so irritating about Gorillaz?
While I was in Kuwait last year thats all I heard, over and over and when I got back it wasn't any better. Just don't like them
DennyK
05-01-2006, 08:47 AM
While I was in Kuwait last year thats all I heard, over and over and when I got back it wasn't any better. Just don't like them
But they've got sunshine in a bag!
GreenHornet
05-01-2006, 11:47 AM
But they've got sunshine in a bag!
If I want to hear a song from a group of hairy primates I will listen to the MONKEYS
Hey Hey were the Monkeys..people say we monkey around.........
The Punished
05-01-2006, 03:16 PM
Nope!
Anything from Bjork!
"My Humps" as sung lead by Fergie I can definately get behind and say proudly, "I love them lady lumps!"
The Mirrorball Man
05-01-2006, 06:18 PM
Not that this is much of a surprise, but this thread has morphed into "I Hate This Song!!!", hasn't it? :p
Archyduke
05-04-2006, 11:43 AM
The phrase "lovely lady lumps" makes me seriously reconsider my heterosexuality each time I hear it. There's just something so... unsavory about it.
howyadoin
05-04-2006, 08:45 PM
The phrase "lovely lady lumps" makes me seriously reconsider my heterosexuality each time I hear it. There's just something so... unsavory about it.Yeah, it sounds like a reference to gonorrhea.
Web of Fear
04-14-2007, 11:15 AM
It is an annoying song, but the Alanis Morissette cover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estatueforum%2Ecom%2Fshowth read%2Ephp%3Ft%3D47118) is pretty funny, and shows up how stupid the lyrics are.
mattx110
04-14-2007, 12:23 PM
no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.
it's people like these that make others think rapping takes talent...
i don't really mean that, but i know i'm late to theparty, but that song is the funniest song ever.
it's like, i can see warren zevon going "let's do random lines that don't make sense, and see if people would sing along?"
and then a pop band stole the lyric sheet, and was like "this is terrible, but we'll make it work!"
and it sold a million copies.
and i hold gorillaz to blame as a precursor to this "let's all sound like the 80s with electronic keyboard and bass drones!" attitude that every "indie" band thinks is cool.
and radio becomes more and more vapid and horrid every time a new kid comes along. AM had good stuff till FM got all the rockers, and now FM is entirely eyyyuch so internet radio and this XM stuff is trying. there's still little steven's underground garage, who for a time was the only radio show to play rock and roll.
good just isn't marketable. it doesn't take talent to be pretty unless you're an awesome makeup artist.
howyadoin
04-15-2007, 01:10 PM
radio becomes more and more vapid and horrid every time a new kid comes along.So turn it off.
mattx110
04-15-2007, 03:42 PM
So turn it off.
i dont listen to the radio.
i already turned it off.
well, actually my stereo/radio died.
so it wasn't as much by choice, but all i liked was little steven's underground garage and some interview stuff anyway on FM.
oh, and if you're answer to criticism is always "then go do something else" then there won't be a critical lens on anything and everything will suffer in quality.
if you come into a thread made so people can relate to someone who couldn't stand a terrible song being overplayed and say "then don't listen" the z100 won.
The Punished
04-16-2007, 10:22 AM
I like most everyone else don't understand it but find it provocative **nods to Chazz Michael Michaels**
howyadoin
04-17-2007, 01:13 AM
if you come into a thread made so people can relate to someone who couldn't stand a terrible song being overplayed and say "then don't listen" the z100 won.Shitty radio already won years ago. By turning it off, at least we hurt their advertising income.
mattx110
04-17-2007, 09:49 AM
Shitty radio already won years ago. By turning it off, at least we hurt their advertising income.
bush getting re-elected shows that this line of thinking doesn't work.
we need to take back the radio.
get bono and springsteen to write protest songs. we can't give up the airways people!
104.3 is ok...
howyadoin
04-17-2007, 02:26 PM
bush getting re-elected shows that this line of thinking doesn't work.
we need to take back the radio.I'd say that internet radio and file-sharing and music blogs have replaced it, to be honest. Much as their online print counterparts are replacing magazines.
I do miss good radio, though.
P-Man
04-17-2007, 11:50 PM
I do miss good radio, though.
I've never known good radio. It was long gone by the time I started listening to music.
What was it like?
howyadoin
04-18-2007, 12:19 AM
I've never known good radio. It was long gone by the time I started listening to music.
What was it like?Pretty damn entertaining if you happened to find the right station. Even ten years when I first moved to Vancouver, CFOX used to play all kinds of alt.rock, grunge, classic rock... quite a variety, in other words. I used to hear lotsa stuff that surprised me - it was probably the only station I'd ever heard that'd play Van Halen, Elvis Costello and Rage Against the Machine.
Then the company that owned them merged with the company that owned the big classic-rock station here (this'd be around 2001 or so), and suddenly CFOX couldn't play classic stuff any more. Then they got heavily into nu metal and anybody that sounded like Nickelback. They still tend to favour bands with that processed guitar sound.
stealthwise
04-18-2007, 12:26 AM
Pretty damn entertaining if you happened to find the right station. Even ten years when I first moved to Vancouver, CFOX used to play all kinds of alt.rock, grunge, classic rock... quite a variety, in other words. I used to hear lotsa stuff that surprised me - it was probably the only station I'd ever heard that'd play Van Halen, Elvis Costello and Rage Against the Machine.
Then the company that owned them merged with the company that owned the big classic-rock station here (this'd be around 2001 or so), and suddenly CFOX couldn't play classic stuff any more. Then they got heavily into nu metal and anybody that sounded like Nickelback. They still tend to favour bands with that processed guitar sound.
Shit, THAT's what happened to the station, they were pretty damn good up until then, and I'd listen to them at home through my cable fm all the time.
Now the only radio I listen to is CBC.
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