If you were the Devil...

[Weetomuncher]

If you were the Devil what would you do?

I'd feed Elvis with Quorn (meat-free) hamburgers.

[Screwtape]

I'd get a head start on the Donald Rumsfeld wing.

[Super Sonic]

...you'll see soon enough.

[TCJohnson]

I would so get all the hot goth chics out there. Pauley Perrette would be mine!

[Sanagi]

I'd take control of the churches and religious organizations and try to keep a straight face as the faithful sheep blindly obey the whims of their nemesis.

[Cam63]

I'd give Madonna an Oscar.

[kid_mash]

All threads would be about Ann Coulter

[Cam63]

I'd be president of the Ann Coulter's Zombie Head On A Stick Fan Club.

[Kyuubi]

I'd host the Grammys and give every award to Lil' John.




YEEEEEEEAH!

[David O Burcham]

I'd be gassy.

http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Blue%20Cheese%20Deviled%20Eggs.jpg

[ChthonicSpirit]

I would introduce myself as "a man of wealth and taste".

[Sabrinaset]

I'd reward all my friends in the press and the people running the Democratic Party!

[Sanagi]

Also, I'd create a breed of mutant penguin warriors to be my world-conquering army, with laser eyes and radioactive flippers.

[Cam63]

I'd spread a plague of beer swilling Australian wankers across the world.

...Hmmm. Too late.

[David O Burcham]

President Cruise... VP Streisand... Secretary of State Clooney... Secretary of Defence Baldwyn... Cheif of Staff Belafonte


:evilsmile MWA-hahahaha :evilsmile

[ChthonicSpirit]

I would make Alan Moore shave.

[David O Burcham]

I'd sell Dick Clark his soul back.

[Cam63]

President Cruise...

You'd never get the bugger down off the furniture long enough for him to screw things up.

[thehod]

What do you mean if.......?

[Typo Lad]

I'd make it a habit to pop up every time someone said "I'd sell my soul for [trivial item]" and say 'you rang?"

[WhiteRose]

I would make deals.

Many, many, deals.

[Spackling Compound]

I'd redesign Hell so that when those goth kids and metal bangers come knockin' on the iron doors of the Inferno expecting snakes, skulls, flames, zombies, naked devil girls and the music of GWAR or Manson blasting in the background will instead be faced with this for all eternity....
http://www.cubiclemart.com/prodimages/bill/1300%20cetra%202.JPG

[Crimson Avenger]

I'd redesign Hell so that when those goth kids and metal bangers come knockin' on the iron doors of the Inferno expecting snakes, skulls, flames, zombies, naked devil girls and the music of GWAR or Manson blasting in the background will instead be faced with this for all eternity....
http://www.cubiclemart.com/prodimages/bill/1300%20cetra%202.JPG

Don't forget the Kenny G and Celine Dion on the muzak! :D

[Spackling Compound]

Don't forget the Kenny G and Celine Dion on the muzak! :D
Pshaw....continual loop tapes of stuff that only show up in office cubicles:your co-workers cheap AM/FM clock radio stationed at just the right frequency to get music, to be loud and have the extra static pop that infuriates you and for some reason plays "Reunited" by Peaches and Herb....all day.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I'd lease out demon slaves to all the Satanists in this nation's basements. I mean, I might as well finally reward all their devotion & worship, after they clearly take so much time out from their busy lives to do so.

[ChthonicSpirit]

I would pimp-slap any satanist who invoked me against his ex.

EDIT: and the same goes for any serial killer who tried to tell the court that I made him do it.

[Cam63]

How many actually say " Yeah, it was that Christ/ Buddha/ Hari Krishna/ L.Ron Hubbard guy who made me do it " ?

[Cam63]

Pshaw....continual loop tapes of stuff that only show up in office cubicles:your co-workers cheap AM/FM clock radio stationed at just the right frequency to get music, to be loud and have the extra static pop that infuriates you and for some reason plays "Reunited" by Peaches and Herb....all day.

Hey, you're pretty good at this !

[Kyuubi]

On second thought, I couldn't even think of being the devil.



I mean, who could handle the pressure of having Dick Cheney as your boss?

[Night Swordsman]

I would make all of Cam's Beer taste like Zima.

now THAT's EVWIL.

Muahahahah


And SK's Ferrets would talk in lil english cockney accents.

[Calamas]

I'd sell Dick Clark his soul back.
And all this time I thought he had a portrait of himself in his attic.

[blackcanary_416]

Take Britney Spear's voice away...Oh I mean the machine that does her voice, sorry. I would also teach baby Federline how to drive.

And most likely ful fill my Aunts wish, to have her go a round in a ring with Paris Hilton.


I have nothing more sinister up my sleeve.

[Cam63]

I'd turn Coulter's voice into that of a cartoon chipmunk's, but since she's working for me, I should probably treat her better.