Zack
04-18-2006, 02:57 PM
As an absolute psycho SOUTH PARK fan, I am used to the show doing crazy stuff.
But once in a while, there are moments that just take me by surprise -- stuff that's so suprising, or gross, or whatever, that I'm just left screaming at the screen, in both laughter and horror.
Here are some of my favorites:
Scott Tenorman: One of those cases were the episode's last five minutes MAKE the show. After all the build-up to Cartman's latest lame revenge scheme failing, we find that he has acutally succeeded in his "li'l scheme"...in fact, he's executed the most horrifying revenge of all. NEVER piss off Eric Cartman.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck "connsumate" their relationship: Cartman's "Senior Wences"-type impersonation of Lopez backfires when his hand-puppet takes on a mind of its own, supplanting the real J-Lo...and winning the heart of Affleck. Who she gives a very special form of her "taco-flavored kisses." Even after he's pulled away, Cartman wakes up with a naked Ben Affleck in his bed...and a hand that really, really needs to be washed.
Crab People: How to resolve a ridiculous plot involving the QUEER EYE guys taking over the world with metrosexuality? Easy -- have them turn out to be evil crustateans banished below the Earth in the Kindling Wars! Possibly the stupidest moment in SOUTH PARK's history is made all the funnier by the fact that the Crab People even receive their own menacing theme song. "Tastes like crab, talks like people!"
"This is What Scientologists Actually Believe:" Some people at home may have thought that SP's story of thetans and Xemu was just them taking this piss out of Scientology...but this subtitle helps out. BONUS: After openly daring the Church to sue them, the creators take them names off the show, giving every credit to "John Smith" or "Jane Smith."
Mr. Slave vs. Paris Hilton: It was horrifying enough when Mr. Slave took Lemmiwinks the Gerbil on a magical adventure through his nethers. But when the leather-clad pervert faces Hilton in a "Whore-Off," he proves that he's the best there is at what he does by...well, letting history repeat itself.
Those are some of my favorites, what are yours?
Zack Smith
But once in a while, there are moments that just take me by surprise -- stuff that's so suprising, or gross, or whatever, that I'm just left screaming at the screen, in both laughter and horror.
Here are some of my favorites:
Scott Tenorman: One of those cases were the episode's last five minutes MAKE the show. After all the build-up to Cartman's latest lame revenge scheme failing, we find that he has acutally succeeded in his "li'l scheme"...in fact, he's executed the most horrifying revenge of all. NEVER piss off Eric Cartman.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck "connsumate" their relationship: Cartman's "Senior Wences"-type impersonation of Lopez backfires when his hand-puppet takes on a mind of its own, supplanting the real J-Lo...and winning the heart of Affleck. Who she gives a very special form of her "taco-flavored kisses." Even after he's pulled away, Cartman wakes up with a naked Ben Affleck in his bed...and a hand that really, really needs to be washed.
Crab People: How to resolve a ridiculous plot involving the QUEER EYE guys taking over the world with metrosexuality? Easy -- have them turn out to be evil crustateans banished below the Earth in the Kindling Wars! Possibly the stupidest moment in SOUTH PARK's history is made all the funnier by the fact that the Crab People even receive their own menacing theme song. "Tastes like crab, talks like people!"
"This is What Scientologists Actually Believe:" Some people at home may have thought that SP's story of thetans and Xemu was just them taking this piss out of Scientology...but this subtitle helps out. BONUS: After openly daring the Church to sue them, the creators take them names off the show, giving every credit to "John Smith" or "Jane Smith."
Mr. Slave vs. Paris Hilton: It was horrifying enough when Mr. Slave took Lemmiwinks the Gerbil on a magical adventure through his nethers. But when the leather-clad pervert faces Hilton in a "Whore-Off," he proves that he's the best there is at what he does by...well, letting history repeat itself.
Those are some of my favorites, what are yours?
Zack Smith