howyadoin
04-15-2006, 01:47 PM
"C'mon, if your name is Pretty McCutiepie, you're bound to have people comment on your physical features. It's one of the reasons I don't go by Genius Bigschlong."
~ Justin Davis
"Ultimates is NOT the real Marvel Universe! It's just a big, dumb lizard dressed like Marvel."
~ tangentman
"Mrs Hod'll just have to quench her thirst with wine.
Which won't be a massive change, it has to be said."
~ thehod
west3man: "Right now folks are looking at you the way they used to look at me when I'd ask 'the wrong' questions in Sunday School."
Chevan: "Well, tell those people to turn their webcams on! I can't see them over the internet."
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
~ Necktie
Jeff Brady: "Another question for the ages:
Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?"
Kyuubi: "Uhhh... Matlock?"
Jeff Brady: "I was thinking Perry Mason, but sure, Matlock works."
"My husband did not break my computer. I only feel sorry for him because he married bipolar crazy girl. I should have married Fly On The Wall. Clearly he hasn't suffered enough."
~ bipolar danger girl
"as the swallows return to Capistrano, so do the nerdlings return to Boulder Creek."
~ Puma
"First you're talking about Garth Ennis' penis, now you're all up on Green Arrow's jock, you're showing a different side of yourself today."
~ StoneGold
"Chris Claremont and George Perez would be such an affront to the senses on every level, I might have an anuerysm."
~ Kid Omega
JeffreyWKramer: "think when Chuck Austen and Rob Liefeld team up to do a comic, that will bring about the end of the world."
tricksterpup: "I agree, if you reread Revelations, it does make mention of this."
"The booty shakers shall inherit the earth!"
~ Greg Blackman
"BFrank, please allow me to 'be frank'."
~ hulahulk
Fabian: "I hope I don't go bald. I would look bad with a bald head. It's a lose lose...I could go blind thanks to my mother's side or be bald thanks to my father's."
Boolean: "The good news is, you could go bald and blind. That way you'd look like crap, but you couldn't see it!"
"i feel that the real issue with comics lies in their portrayal of robots. why are robots so serious? why are most of the notable ones white hats?
they're robots, for chrissakes. they should have spinning death lasers, rocket-powered fists, inexpicably poor grammar, and a desire to eat people. sure, they require no sustenance and thus no need to eat anything, much less people, but they can do whatever they want because they're ROBOTS! anyone who has a problem with that, they can just eat."
~ captain gloves
Sabrinaset: "You know, Gail, if I weren't so busy on my knees servicing my professors so I could keep my grades up, I'd be really angry at the way Tate treats you!"
Super Sonic: "Do you have a website or anything?"
"Jessica Simpson annoys me more than George Bush. Sure, she's just a vacuous pop star, while he's Satan incarnate (or at least not very good of a President), but still, she does. It has nothing to do with this, even. At least Bush doesn't expect me to care about him just because he's got a nice body and wears Daisy Duke's shorts. I mean, he does, and you can't deny him that. Guy works out. He's a shitty President, but man, what an ass! What was I talking about?"
~ Brad Curran
"Honestly, I am a total manbabe. A glow of perpetual radiance surrounds me at all times, and has incresed in strength in recent years so that these days I cannot sit in a public place without being surrounded by a host of adoring woodland animals, like a sort of male Snow White."
~ Greg Blackman
"What, none of you got your free pudding when you saw Brokeback Mountain?"
~ Fabian
Spike-X: "Come on, Jonathan. You know how much Crocker hates writing about music."
Adam Crocker: "Yeah! Writing about music is gay!"
"Much like an unopened coke can, my fizz for you is eternal."
~ Wesley Dodds
lonesomefool: "I think people look back at their youth as idyllic because they had the chances to experience so many things and had little to no responsibility."
Cam63: "I'm sorry I saw Flashdance."
"Tell me the restaurant you work at and I'll be sure to ask for your table. I'll tip at least 50% so you can buy a sense of humor."
~ Boldido
"I thought "feti" was a Greek cheese."
~ Ray_Rivard
Gail: "Anyone seen a GOOD thriller lately?"
Night Swordsman: "I watched 30 seconds of the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
I was thrilled to turn the channel.
Does that count?"
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Slam Bradley..."
~ Ray_Rivard
"If you are "Having a Bad Day" stop in for a large bowl of "Fuck You" Soup."
~ SteelTownr
StoneGold: "My left knee. Not what it used to be."
Dan Apodaca: "That's my bad one, too. We should get a super-powered potato-sack and run in circles, fighting crime within a five-foot radius."
"Asmith almost got a harrasment complaint because he corrected an american co-worker on that.
Everytime she said em-oo he said 'Emu' and she thought he was making fun of her, so she complained.
They took it very seriously until they found out what the harrasment actually was (he'd corrected her on other words as well).
Apparently when the boss told her 'actually, he's right there' she screamed at him, and was soon after given time off to get over being crazy."
~ FunkyGreenJerusalem
"Now that's just sad. It's Brisbane. The way Americans say it it sounds like Bane's not only going to break Batman's back, he's going to chop off his foreskin."
~ Wesley Dodds
"Frankly, I'm a bit worried, because god knows kids need a name like 'Milo Manara' to Google if they're looking for porn.
It's tough to find porno on the Internet if you're not specifically looking for it, y'know. Hidden nuggets, I calls 'em."
~ Ray_Rivard
"Everything Metal is, Sabbath is. That's definitive."
~ Neil
"You had me at trebuchet."
~ Pól Rua
"I will maintain a constant vigil for stateside Emu Masturbation opportunities."
~ Greg Blackman
"Ah, I can see by the four hands on the two clocks, it's booze o'clock."
~ Pól Rua
Phrozen: "Nothing would destroy civilization more then losing 9/10ths of the population."
Michael Pullmann: "What about losing 10/10?"
Phrozen: "That would suck too."
"Why do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day, have Oktoberfest celebrations and have celebrations of Chinese New Year in bigger cities? Being an American doesn't preclude identification with your ethnic origins."
~ Slam_Bradley
"Jesus, the blazing four-wheeled cuntitude of some people."
~ Greg Blackman
"Why are we still griping out this? Nubly is permabanned. The threat is over. Go back to your homes."
~ StoneGold
"Porn does not make you un-smart! That is crasy tak."
~ Typo Lad
"Pennsylvania? That kind of sounds like Penis. University of Penis. Heh."
~ StoneGold
"Double post edit
since I have this space, I'll share the fact that I like cheese with everyone. So, everyone, I like cheese. Thank you, that is all."
~ Forefinger
"If you don't have something nice to say...
...say it in Rita's."
~ mattbib
"The last time I bothered to wear makeup I got called Sir by a sales clerk."
~ Jayna
Ray_Rivard: "Old McDonald v. Ferdinand......where bullshit literally equals evidence of criminal trespass......nothing beats a literal example..."
Slam_Bradley: "The real problem is that the bull is getting in with the guys cows and breeding with them. Shouldn't be happening this time of year. And there are breed differences that factor in to it.
I'm pretty sure that Ferdinand never tried to breed with Old McDonald."
Ray_Rivard: "Oh, so it's a seminal case."
Slam_Bradley: "It will be once I take it to the S'perm Court."
"Every day I wake up thankful that the toughest decision that I'll have to make is whether I want to eat burritos or hot pockets for lunch."
~ Xero Kaiser
"I miss out on so much when I'm at work. Why do I even go there?"
~ Forefinger
~ Justin Davis
"Ultimates is NOT the real Marvel Universe! It's just a big, dumb lizard dressed like Marvel."
~ tangentman
"Mrs Hod'll just have to quench her thirst with wine.
Which won't be a massive change, it has to be said."
~ thehod
west3man: "Right now folks are looking at you the way they used to look at me when I'd ask 'the wrong' questions in Sunday School."
Chevan: "Well, tell those people to turn their webcams on! I can't see them over the internet."
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
~ Necktie
Jeff Brady: "Another question for the ages:
Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?"
Kyuubi: "Uhhh... Matlock?"
Jeff Brady: "I was thinking Perry Mason, but sure, Matlock works."
"My husband did not break my computer. I only feel sorry for him because he married bipolar crazy girl. I should have married Fly On The Wall. Clearly he hasn't suffered enough."
~ bipolar danger girl
"as the swallows return to Capistrano, so do the nerdlings return to Boulder Creek."
~ Puma
"First you're talking about Garth Ennis' penis, now you're all up on Green Arrow's jock, you're showing a different side of yourself today."
~ StoneGold
"Chris Claremont and George Perez would be such an affront to the senses on every level, I might have an anuerysm."
~ Kid Omega
JeffreyWKramer: "think when Chuck Austen and Rob Liefeld team up to do a comic, that will bring about the end of the world."
tricksterpup: "I agree, if you reread Revelations, it does make mention of this."
"The booty shakers shall inherit the earth!"
~ Greg Blackman
"BFrank, please allow me to 'be frank'."
~ hulahulk
Fabian: "I hope I don't go bald. I would look bad with a bald head. It's a lose lose...I could go blind thanks to my mother's side or be bald thanks to my father's."
Boolean: "The good news is, you could go bald and blind. That way you'd look like crap, but you couldn't see it!"
"i feel that the real issue with comics lies in their portrayal of robots. why are robots so serious? why are most of the notable ones white hats?
they're robots, for chrissakes. they should have spinning death lasers, rocket-powered fists, inexpicably poor grammar, and a desire to eat people. sure, they require no sustenance and thus no need to eat anything, much less people, but they can do whatever they want because they're ROBOTS! anyone who has a problem with that, they can just eat."
~ captain gloves
Sabrinaset: "You know, Gail, if I weren't so busy on my knees servicing my professors so I could keep my grades up, I'd be really angry at the way Tate treats you!"
Super Sonic: "Do you have a website or anything?"
"Jessica Simpson annoys me more than George Bush. Sure, she's just a vacuous pop star, while he's Satan incarnate (or at least not very good of a President), but still, she does. It has nothing to do with this, even. At least Bush doesn't expect me to care about him just because he's got a nice body and wears Daisy Duke's shorts. I mean, he does, and you can't deny him that. Guy works out. He's a shitty President, but man, what an ass! What was I talking about?"
~ Brad Curran
"Honestly, I am a total manbabe. A glow of perpetual radiance surrounds me at all times, and has incresed in strength in recent years so that these days I cannot sit in a public place without being surrounded by a host of adoring woodland animals, like a sort of male Snow White."
~ Greg Blackman
"What, none of you got your free pudding when you saw Brokeback Mountain?"
~ Fabian
Spike-X: "Come on, Jonathan. You know how much Crocker hates writing about music."
Adam Crocker: "Yeah! Writing about music is gay!"
"Much like an unopened coke can, my fizz for you is eternal."
~ Wesley Dodds
lonesomefool: "I think people look back at their youth as idyllic because they had the chances to experience so many things and had little to no responsibility."
Cam63: "I'm sorry I saw Flashdance."
"Tell me the restaurant you work at and I'll be sure to ask for your table. I'll tip at least 50% so you can buy a sense of humor."
~ Boldido
"I thought "feti" was a Greek cheese."
~ Ray_Rivard
Gail: "Anyone seen a GOOD thriller lately?"
Night Swordsman: "I watched 30 seconds of the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
I was thrilled to turn the channel.
Does that count?"
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Slam Bradley..."
~ Ray_Rivard
"If you are "Having a Bad Day" stop in for a large bowl of "Fuck You" Soup."
~ SteelTownr
StoneGold: "My left knee. Not what it used to be."
Dan Apodaca: "That's my bad one, too. We should get a super-powered potato-sack and run in circles, fighting crime within a five-foot radius."
"Asmith almost got a harrasment complaint because he corrected an american co-worker on that.
Everytime she said em-oo he said 'Emu' and she thought he was making fun of her, so she complained.
They took it very seriously until they found out what the harrasment actually was (he'd corrected her on other words as well).
Apparently when the boss told her 'actually, he's right there' she screamed at him, and was soon after given time off to get over being crazy."
~ FunkyGreenJerusalem
"Now that's just sad. It's Brisbane. The way Americans say it it sounds like Bane's not only going to break Batman's back, he's going to chop off his foreskin."
~ Wesley Dodds
"Frankly, I'm a bit worried, because god knows kids need a name like 'Milo Manara' to Google if they're looking for porn.
It's tough to find porno on the Internet if you're not specifically looking for it, y'know. Hidden nuggets, I calls 'em."
~ Ray_Rivard
"Everything Metal is, Sabbath is. That's definitive."
~ Neil
"You had me at trebuchet."
~ Pól Rua
"I will maintain a constant vigil for stateside Emu Masturbation opportunities."
~ Greg Blackman
"Ah, I can see by the four hands on the two clocks, it's booze o'clock."
~ Pól Rua
Phrozen: "Nothing would destroy civilization more then losing 9/10ths of the population."
Michael Pullmann: "What about losing 10/10?"
Phrozen: "That would suck too."
"Why do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day, have Oktoberfest celebrations and have celebrations of Chinese New Year in bigger cities? Being an American doesn't preclude identification with your ethnic origins."
~ Slam_Bradley
"Jesus, the blazing four-wheeled cuntitude of some people."
~ Greg Blackman
"Why are we still griping out this? Nubly is permabanned. The threat is over. Go back to your homes."
~ StoneGold
"Porn does not make you un-smart! That is crasy tak."
~ Typo Lad
"Pennsylvania? That kind of sounds like Penis. University of Penis. Heh."
~ StoneGold
"Double post edit
since I have this space, I'll share the fact that I like cheese with everyone. So, everyone, I like cheese. Thank you, that is all."
~ Forefinger
"If you don't have something nice to say...
...say it in Rita's."
~ mattbib
"The last time I bothered to wear makeup I got called Sir by a sales clerk."
~ Jayna
Ray_Rivard: "Old McDonald v. Ferdinand......where bullshit literally equals evidence of criminal trespass......nothing beats a literal example..."
Slam_Bradley: "The real problem is that the bull is getting in with the guys cows and breeding with them. Shouldn't be happening this time of year. And there are breed differences that factor in to it.
I'm pretty sure that Ferdinand never tried to breed with Old McDonald."
Ray_Rivard: "Oh, so it's a seminal case."
Slam_Bradley: "It will be once I take it to the S'perm Court."
"Every day I wake up thankful that the toughest decision that I'll have to make is whether I want to eat burritos or hot pockets for lunch."
~ Xero Kaiser
"I miss out on so much when I'm at work. Why do I even go there?"
~ Forefinger