Messed up things that happened in your life

[Bloopinator]

When I was 3 I had this shitty uncle who my mom used to take over his and his wife's house so they could baby sit me. Their sons, my cousins hated me (I think they hated me too) and one day when I was trying to watch power rangers they put a blanket over me and started stepping, jumping, and kicking me. I kept on telling them to stop and when they did I was crying and I ran to my uncles room, I was about to tell them what happened and he was like "Have you ever heard of knocking?", he said it really rude and it was because they were having sex. I didn't know it then but now I realize they were and I cringe, I walked away and I was tortured some more.
Now that you've heard one of the many odd things that happened in my life tell me yours, especially after I told you that one.

[RandomRapidResponse]

Cousins can be evil. I had two cousins that made me eat a package of chewing tobacco when I was eight. Yep, that pretty much cured any thought I had of ever trying that stuff on my own volition. One of them blacked my eye because I won an Uno game too. I was so starved for attention I actually played with him again a few days later and he blacked my other eye.....no sh**t. I am that dimwitted. On the bright side, I am a grad student now and one of them is dead and the other is in prison. Not that I am happy about it or anything......just saying.

[Dan Apodaca]

I love these threads.

[Michael P]

Does birth count?

[nubly]

Does birth count?
must have come ou feet first

[Jeff Brady]

Does birth count?

It had better count.

[StoneGold]

Reading this thread.

[Bloopinator]

Does birth count?
How is that a messed up thing?

[Bloopinator]

Reading this thread.
And yours are better?

[Jeff Brady]

How is that a messed up thing?

Because everything went downhill from birth.

And yours are better?

Of course they are. He's StoneGold, not some rube.

[Solaris]

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Of course they are. He's a boob, not some rube.


There. I fixed it for you.

:D

Bloop, don't try to compete with Stonegold... one guy around here posting dead cat pictures is enough. In fact, MORE than enough---dead cat pics, that is.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Definitely transferring out of Boston and not sticking it out. That's probably the only major thing I regret. I just was awful: slutty roommate, professors not knowing me by name (which matters), being far away from home, etc.

[Gilda Dent]

Pretty much my whole life was messed up until I landed in the middle of Los Angeles at the beginning of college.

Gilda

[Jeff Brady]

There. I fixed it for you.

Heh.

slutty roommate

Remember her phone number, by any chance?

[i_mmmchocolate]

Remember her phone number, by any chance?

Nope, but the funny thing is I always wonder what happened to her. She was filthy rich.

[Jeff Brady]

She was filthy rich.

That just figures.

*grumbles*

[Bloopinator]

That just figures.

*grumbles*
I used to be filthy rich but now I'm just disgustingly rich.

[Pól Rua]

Nope, but the funny thing is I always wonder what happened to her. She was filthy rich.

Because I live to help.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/polrua/stupid%20paint%20gags/roommate.jpg

[Trystenn]

I love these threads.
lol You D*ck...