I feel sick and I'm at work.

[i_mmmchocolate]

It feels like razors are in my stomach.

What should I do?

[west3man]

It feels like razors are in my stomach.

What should I do?
If this is unusual, why not leave and seek medical care?

[i_mmmchocolate]

If this is unusual, why not leave and seek medical care?

I have a feeling it's something I ate, namely lots of Melba Toast crackers. I need the money and I won't be here too long. 2 and a half hours left.

[darkkeeperjr]

If you have urgent care in your town go to them. much cheaper than the hosiptal, and less time too.

Tell someone at work. they can look at you and see how bad you may be off.

Hope it's gas or something small like that.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Hope it's gas or something small like that.

I wish! I had a bit of a Jolly Rancher, thinking it would make me feel better, bad idea. It's just a painful razor-y feeling.

[Justin Davis]

It feels like razors are in my stomach.

What should I do?

Stop swallowing razor blades.

[StoneGold]

It feels like razors are in my stomach.

What should I do?
Shave?
.

[cable guy]

2 1/2 hours isn't to bad... but it will feel much longer I'm sure.

If you are bent over in pain though, you might not have a choice, but to leave.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I leave at 8, well 7.54pm to be precise.

[StoneGold]

Got any antacid? Pepto?

[Trystenn]

I wish! I had a bit of a Jolly Rancher, thinking it would make me feel better, bad idea. It's just a painful razor-y feeling.
Have you been under alot of stress lately?

[i_mmmchocolate]

I probably messed myself up by drinking a swig of Mylanta before heading over here. That didn't help at all for whatever reason. I just thought it would neutralize anything. I feel worse.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Have you been under alot of stress lately?

Yeah, I'm stressed thinking about how I'm going to make it until 8.

[darkkeeperjr]

I wish! I had a bit of a Jolly Rancher, thinking it would make me feel better, bad idea. It's just a painful razor-y feeling.

Hmmmm wonder why the jolly rancher didn't work. Oh cause it's isn't medicine!

Maybe some water. or walk it off.

[StoneGold]

Does it feel like this?

http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/chestburster.jpg

[Gaz]

I'd get checked out. If it's getting worse, then we might be talking appendicitis or something. (Unless you've already had it out, in which case, ignore that part, but still get looked at.)

[Harlock]

I had a kidney stone recently. That onlt felt like getting kicked in the balls... for 9 hours straight.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I suddenly feel much better. I wonder if that's a bad sign.

[Callie]

Let me put on my Internet Doctor hat.

'It sounds like an ulcer. You're going to hemorrhage and die. Very quickly because of that jolly rancher.'

Let me put on my Internet Mommy hat.

'Did you poop today?'

It sounds like you probably ate something that didn't agree with you. It'll pass eventually. Just, uh, keep a bucket nearby.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Now, I feel awful again.

2 hours to go.

[darkkeeperjr]

I suddenly feel much better. I wonder if that's a bad sign.

Only if you walking towards a bright light!

[tricksterpup]

Now, I feel awful again.

2 hours to go.
This going to sound bad but go poop.. it may help.

[i_mmmchocolate]

This going to sound bad but go poop.. it may help.


That's the thing, it's not that. It's just a razor feeling like I need to, but I don't have to.

[tricksterpup]

That's the thing, it's not that. It's just a razor feeling like I need to, but I don't have to.
Oooh. that could be bad.. its like once the damn goes, here comes the flood waters.

[i_mmmchocolate]

2 hours to freaking go.

[estee]

Throw up on your boss...it always works for me. :D

[tricksterpup]

Well, I hope its nothing serious, like stomach flu. Right now is a time of sickness, due to allergies and odd stuff. I have had a sinus headache off and on for the last 4 days. It was really bad yesterday. I couldnt even look at people without wanting to snap at them. I got meds and was better.

But razorblade feeling in your tummy? did you digest an Alien??

[i_mmmchocolate]

I don't even feel the need to throw up!


Your avatar kicks ass by the way.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, I'm stressed thinking about how I'm going to make it until 8.
Im just saying, its probably just a wicked spot of heartburn, but it might be an ulcer.

[cable guy]

I hope it goes by fast.

When I get that knife in the stomach feeling, it helps if I walk it out.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Immaculate conception?

[tricksterpup]

Immaculate conception?
Hmmm interesting theory. Do you now want to be worshipped?

[i_mmmchocolate]

Once I have an hour to go, I should be home free.

I feel better now. Oh wait, now I feel sucky again. My stomach is bipolar.

[cable guy]

Immaculate conception?

Now that, would be something.

[SOGG]

here's a thought. is your saliva acidic? that is, sour?

If so, you're probably bloated. I've found that hot water works wonders for that.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Neither, just very watery, which isn't good because that's how it gets when I want to throw up.

[tricksterpup]

here's a thought. is your saliva acidic? that is, sour?

If so, you're probably bloated. I've found that hot water works wonders for that.
Are you working at the Library?? Well, it might be wrong to Pass Gas while you are there. I think it would be heard through out the entire building depending how bad it was.

[Gaz]

Ack, that does sorta sound like how I felt before I got rushed to A&E to get my appendix out before it went kerblooey.
Seriously, get it checked out. If it's nothing, you get a bit embarrassed, if not, you get better.:)

[i_mmmchocolate]

Definitely; if I don't feel better after taking some medicine when I get home, I'll go to the doc.

[i_mmmchocolate]

1 1/2 hours to go.

[Typo Lad]

So it was you who got me sick!

Seriously L, when you get home, take a very, very hot bath.

I'm going to come into work tomorrow and then go to the doctor after work if my issues persist.

[i_mmmchocolate]

40 minutes to go!

I feel MUCH better. I got so wrapped up in work that the pain I was feeling went away. Definitely mind over matter. Thank goodness.

Hope you get better, Morts!

[darkkeeperjr]

40 minutes to go!

I feel MUCH better. I got so wrapped up in work that the pain I was feeling went away. Definitely mind over matter. Thank goodness.

Hope you get better, Morts!


Oh, so you worked it off instead of walking it off. Or maybe the jolly rancher came thought after all :)


glad to hear you feel beter.

[i_mmmchocolate]

On the downside, no immaculate conception or anything like that.

Oh well.

[SOGG]

On the downside, no immaculate conception or anything like that.

Oh well.

Why'd you want to go for immaculate conception? It's the... um... prerequisites that make conception fun.

[StoneGold]

Seems to me, there's only one surefire cure for stomach aches.



Leeches.

http://www.paulcampion.com/productionDesign/images/leeches.jpg

[i_mmmchocolate]

Seems to me, there's only one surefire cure for stomach aches.



Leeches.

http://www.paulcampion.com/productionDesign/images/leeches.jpg

I think I'm feeling sick again. Thanks.

But it doesn't matter because it's 7.55pm, beeotch!

[Dan Apodaca]

You gotta fart.


A lot.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Once I ate dinner I felt better. It was hunger!

And I lived happily ever after.

[Trystenn]

Seems to me, there's only one surefire cure for stomach aches.



Leeches.

http://www.paulcampion.com/productionDesign/images/leeches.jpg
Dude, those things are awesome!

[tempestuousepulchre]

Once I ate dinner I felt better. It was hunger!

And I lived happily ever after.

It's pretty incredible that your hunger had gotten to the point where it wasn't just nausea but actual pain. You need to eat more, girl!

[i_mmmchocolate]

It's pretty incredible that your hunger had gotten to the point where it wasn't just nausea but actual pain. You need to eat more, girl!

I know. On work days, I tend to eat weird food combos and don't eat snacks while I'm there. Then on days off, I eat non-stop. It's a bad cycle.

[Nikita]

Glad you're feeling better.

[Justin Davis]

So it was you who got me sick!

Seriously L, when you get home, take a very, very hot bath.

Pervert .