Bad Acts The Irredeemable Ant-Man might commit

[Haunt]

Quesada described him as the "most dislikable character in comics." those are mighty big shoes to fill when you consider that his predecessors include a nutjob who gave his wife a black eye and an ex-con. so which of these acts do you think the Irredeemable Ant-Man will commit? which would you like to see?

1. Kicking a dog
2. Using human shields
3. Spitting in someone's food
4. Taking credit for another hero's good deed
5. Sleeping with his best friend's girlfriend
6. Sleeping with his best friend's girlfriend & giving her a vd
7. Stealing candy from babies
8. Selling a blind kid a dead bird as a pet
9. Charging too much for autographs
10. Stealing from supervillains
11. Parking his antmobile in handicapped parking spots
12. Stealing from homeless people
13. Hiding out in women's locker rooms at ant-size
14. Using excessive force on jaywalkers
15. Not washing his hands after using the restroom
16. Starting rumours about other heroes
17. Putting a Ms Marvel sex video on the internet
18. Using all caps when posting on SHIELD messageboards
19. Being a deadbeat dad
20. Using his powers to get revenge on an ex-girlfriend
21. [insert your own]

[Kirk G]

Committing a murder, al la, Identity Crisis?????

[Slumber Hulk]

23. Shrinking really small to sneak into the movies. (Ushers hate that.)

[Wannabe]

Shrinking small enough to get in a tampon.

[Kirk G]

Writing a really BADly plotted comic book?

Killing Hawkeye..... again???!!!

Bringing back Clint, just to kill him again?!

[Haunt]

Writing a really BADly plotted comic book?

Killing Hawkeye..... again???!!!

Bringing back Clint, just to kill him again?!

the previews show the character to have hair, so i doubt it. ;)

Shrinking small enough to get in a tampon.

gross. that would definately make him the most disgusting character in comics.

23. Shrinking really small to sneak into the movies. (Ushers hate that.)

who needs to shrink?

Committing a murder, al la, Identity Crisis?????

that would still put him below Wolverine and Scarlet Witch in the dislikable category, though.

[dopexvii]

creat a nearly indestructable inteligent robot that wishes to replace all life with machinery
oh wait.....

[Haunt]

creat a nearly indestructable inteligent robot that wishes to replace all life with machinery
oh wait.....


that would be kewl.

[Sabrinaset]

Writing comics critiques under the name "Ray Tate"?

[Haunt]

Writing comics critiques under the name "Ray Tate"?

i don't get it. :confused:

[Kirk G]

Writing comics critiques under the name "Ray Tate"?
Calling himself "Ray Parker"..... now THAT I get! :D

[Sabrinaset]

i don't get it. :confused:


Guy who has taken it upon himself to savage anything Gail Simone wites...just do a search on the YABS board.

[Haunt]

Guy who has taken it upon himself to savage anything Gail Simone wites...just do a search on the YABS board.


i'd love to see Gail Simone appear in the Irredeemable Ant-Man title. i don't know about the being savaged part though. :D

[Kirk G]

Shrinking small enough to get in a tampon.

Wait... didn't we see this implied in about Avengers # 87 or so when he and Jan are in Vegas... (What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?) :o

[Haunt]

Wait... didn't we see this implied in about Avengers # 87 or so when he and Jan are in Vegas... (What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?) :o

what's disturbing is that Hank then asked for Jan to return the favor.

[Haunt]

Wait... didn't we see this implied in about Avengers # 87 or so when he and Jan are in Vegas... (What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?) :o

what's disturbing is that Hank then asked for Jan to return the favor.

[Young Avenger]

Being best friends with Ultimate Hank

[Haunt]

Being best friends with Ultimate Hank

last i checked, his best friend was that Captain America costume that Ultimate Valkyrie forced him to wear.

[LordEd1976]

making calls to Pizza Parlors claiming to be the Hank Pym Ant Man then ordering thousands of dollars worth of pizzas and crazy bread.

Claiming to be the Hank Pym Ant-man while going on adult websites and telling everyone there he's up for any sick and twisted thing anyone has in mind.

Appearing before Cassie Lang claiming to be her dad brought back to life and then shouting "April Fools!"

Kidnapping Wasp and handing her over to Ultron so he can sell a weird human/robot "interface" video on the Internet. (Probably at the same website as my #2 idea.)

[Haunt]

Appearing before Cassie Lang claiming to be her dad brought back to life and then shouting "April Fools!"


LOL!! this is so sick that it must happen! he should roll around in the mud first so he can pretend that he clawed his way out.

the last one makes me curious about something though. if Hank is in the title, how long before Ultron shows up? that new armor might just come in handy. i'm also wonder what other oldschool Ant-Man villains are going to show up. Doc Nemesis was featured in the last Official Marvel Handbook. Egghead has been mentioned in interviews. and the Porcupine *snicker* showed up in Daughters of the Dragon. i guess Taskmaster should count as well.