Alright you greasy liberals..........

[Lubichev]

Now that I have your attention...........


http://www.askarepublican.com/Welcome.html

[Crowley]

that's pretty hilarious... he should go on Colbert

[Cam63]

I support the Fundimental Union of Civil Kindness Of Fairminded Folk.

[Lester C.]

I support the Fundimental Union of Civil Kindness Of Fairminded Folk.
He he he. Good one. I'm going to steal it and pretend I made it up. :D

[Crowley]

"whatever you do... don't let my coffin be seen on TV!"

HAHAHAHA!

[Cam63]

I love askarepublican.com, btw.

[David Bedlam]

"I smell poor people!"

That had me howling!

EDIT:

"You see, if it hasn't been born yet, we don't know if it's gay."

But that, is the best line.

[Gilda Dent]

Greasy-haired liberals! I'm offended. That's oil in my hair, not grease, and it's ridiculously expensive.

On gay rights: I don't hate you. I'm a Christian, I hate your faggoty ways . . . I don't think gays should be allowed to serve in the military. Homosexuality takes the dignity out of killing . . . I don't think you should be allowed to marry your partner--while that right may seem important to you, what's more important is how I feel picturing it.

Gilda

[Karl J. Barnes]

He had a pretty good about Ted Kennedy: That big noggin of his, actually has its own liver.

Check out the Darwin video. Pretty nasty funny.

[TCJohnson]

"And then Al Queda has the jump on us. Pretty soon their cammels will be raping our women, giving birth to a breed of half man, half cammel....pretty soon they are in charge, have our water supply...underestimating how much water we need as full humans."