since SBP's punches affected the entire DCU

[hitokiri_]

wouldn't it be fun if it affected us in real life? what if it did? :D

[Shellhead]

wouldn't it be fun if it affected us in real life? what if it did? :D

The SBP retcon punch is affecting us in real life. It's making us buy Infinite Crisis comics and then talk about them on the internet.

[PatrickG]

The SBP retcon punch is affecting us in real life. It's making us buy Infinite Crisis comics and then talk about them on the internet.

There was no Crisis on Infinite Earths comic book published, originally.

But Superboy-Prime retcon-punched Marv Wolfman into existance and the rest was history.

[hitokiri_]

There was no Crisis on Infinite Earths comic book published, originally.

But Superboy-Prime retcon-punched Marv Wolfman into existance and the rest was history.


i was supposed to be the richest man alive but SBP punched bill gates to existence.

[grum]

META!


There used to be only 6 issues of Infinite Crisis, but a retcon punch made them stretch it into 7.
Marvel and DC used to be one single comic book company (Singularity), but a retcon punch split them into two different ones.
"The Watchmen" used to be part of the main DC continuity, but a retcon punch pushed it into another dimension/reality.

[Buried Alien]

It'd be a great excuse to use when you forget to do something: "Oh, I was going to do that, but Superboy-Prime retcon punched the universe and it didn't happen."

Buried Alien (The Fastest Post Alive!)

[Shellhead]

I wonder what color of kryptonite prevents retcon punches?

[hitokiri_]

sbp's retcon punch warped iraq's wmd out of existence.

[Kid Kyoto]

so that's what happened to the superheroes...

and here I though Mr. Rictus killed them all in 1986.

[Bordnlazy]

I heard that Chuck Norriss' Roundhouse Kick Colliding with SBP's Punch is actually what caused the original multiverse to form!


other after Affects include

*Causing THe Sitcom Roseanne to last 8yrs

*Switching the places of John Wayne and Ronald Regan(John wayne was supposed to be president in 1976)

*Accidentally moved the raiders from Los Angeles to Oakland In 1994

*Caused Wayne Gretzky to accidentally be born in Canada instead of the U.S. :p

*Cause a ripple in the space time continuim that caused the television show "The Flash" to end in May of 1991!

*Caused Me to fail several Highschool Classes!!(Damn you Superboy Prime!!)

and let us not forget most Disgusting outcome that happened


Reincarnating an aspect of Alexander Luthor that survived and Flourished in our universe Under the Alias of


Richard Simmons

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/bordnlazy/RS-1.jpg

Thanks ALot Superboy Prime :mad:

[Evan Waters]

You know, this would explain a LOT of the past, say, 5 years...

[LordEd1976]

Thanks to the Retcon Punch, George Lucas went from being a genius filmmaker to an insane hack.

Joel Schumacher was never supposed to direct ANY Batman films. The Franchise was supposed to come out with Batman 8: Mad as a Hatter last year instead of being rebooted by Batman Begins

I would have become a voice actor in Hollywood and due to my efforts the JL cartoon would have come earlier and lasted 9 seasons.

[lordlad]

Yah.....Marvel has Scarlet witch while DC has the Superboy Prime's Retcon punch.......how convenient..

[Kirayoshi]

Before the Retcon Punch, Joss Whedon was going to have Buffy fall in love with Willow(who, seriously, would have made Buffy happier than any of the guys she ended up with). After, he had her shag Spike.

Before the Retcon Punch, the Democrats were the 'tax-and-spend' party. Now, it's the Republicans that are calling for trillion-dollar budgets to finance a war that we never should have started to begin with!

Before the retcon punch, the original ending of House of M had Scarlet Witch shout "NO MORE STUPID RETCONS!" Oh well---

[LordEd1976]

Thanks to the retcon, Florida is run by a bunch of corrupt idiots who when someone showed that their blessed voting machines could be tamnpered with, they sued the guy instead of praising him.

[mohammedali]

lol. SBPs punch caused "Spiderman & Black Cat: The Evil that Men do #4" to be released albeit many years late.

[hitokiri_]

sbp's punch made the goddamn batman.

[lordlad]

yup.........that's it. Thanks to the punch, Frank Miller no longer can write GOOD batman after the 21st century.

[Sabrinaset]

Here...I posted this on Death Spiral a few weeks back...

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW SUPERBOY RETCON-PUNCHED OUT OF EXISTENCE:

10) Last month, no one knew what a "Yellow Fear Monster" was.
9) Comics arrived on Tuesday instead of Wednesday until Thursday.
8) Men had breasts until three weeks ago.
7) Up until January, people weren't banned from CBR...they were executed!
6) Batman and Robin had gotten out of the Batmobile...until two weeks ago.
5) Up until last year, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were still doing The Fantastic Four!
4) On Monday, George Bush was the most popular President ever.
3) Batman was *liked* by his teammates until last Friday.
2) Up until Saturday, what Wanda had actually said was "No more Muppets."
1) Up until yesterday, you liked Bendis.

[lordlad]

1) Up until yesterday, you liked Bendis.

i still like his work.........

[hitokiri_]

i still like his work.........

i reserve my comments.

[Kid Kyoto]

This one time Superboy Prime hit the Universe SO HARD he turned Starbuck and Boomer from mostly forgotten 70s icons into hot chicks!

This one time Superboy Prime hit the Universe SO HARD he turned Britney Spears from an underage hotty to an overweight white trash girl!

Superboy Prime givith and Superboy Prime taketh away.