Brokeback Mountain II: The Cowgirls

[DracoMalfoy]

I saw a funny skit on MAD TV addressing this topic. Basically the story of Brokeback Mountain...only with lesbians.

The skit strongly suggested that if Brokeback Mountain were about lesbians, the publicity (whether benign or antagonistic) wouldn't have been as severe. Do you disagree or agree?

[howyadoin]

The skit strongly suggested that if Brokeback Mountain were about lesbians, the publicity (whether benign nor benevolent) wouldn't have been as severe. Do you disagree or agree?Didn't see the skit, but I agree. Lesbianism is a lot more accepted than male homosexuality. I'd even go so far as to say that it's trendier, to a certain extent.

[Michael P]

I saw a funny skit on MAD TV
I know what all those words mean, but that sentence makes no sense.

Oh, and "benign" and "benevolent" aren't antonyms.

[DracoMalfoy]

A short summary:

Retelling the story of BB...except with lesbians. Instead of the wives going nuts we have the husbands jumping for joy that their wives are "rug-munchers". The husbands proceed to spy on their wives making out on Brokeback Mountain.

[DracoMalfoy]

I know what all those words mean, but that sentence makes no sense.

Oh, and "benign" and "benevolent" aren't antonyms.

*Stewie Voice*

BLAST!!

[Jeff Brady]

I know what all those words mean, but that sentence makes no sense.

Huge disagreement here. We must resort to fisticuffs!

[Rachel Grey]

Huge disagreement here. We must resort to fisticuffs!

What are these "fisting cuffs" you speak of?

[Dan Apodaca]

Huge disagreement here. We must resort to fisticuffs!

I'm gonna have to back up Michael, here.

[Forefinger]

What are these "fisting cuffs" you speak of?
Naughty, naughty.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I'd watch that movie.

Hell, I'd probably beat off watching that movie.

[StoneGold]

I'd watch that movie.

Hell, I'd probably beat off watching that movie.
What if they were real lesbians, as opposed to the lipstick kind?

http://pnahay.home.sprynet.com/dykes.jpg

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

What if they were real lesbians, as opposed to the lipstick kind?

http://pnahay.home.sprynet.com/dykes.jpg

Then hollywood wouldn't make a film about it.

[Forefinger]

I'd watch that movie.

Hell, I'd probably beat off watching that movie.
I'm sure that porn title is already in production.

[Forefinger]

What if they were real lesbians, as opposed to the lipstick kind?

http://pnahay.home.sprynet.com/dykes.jpg
I'm going to beat off to her later.

[howyadoin]

What are these "fisting cuffs" you speak of?I think they limit penetration.

[Forefinger]

I think they limit penetration.
So you don't go in up to the elbow?

[howyadoin]

So you don't go in up to the elbow?Not when I'm wearing the O-ring.

[Shellhead]

I saw a funny skit on MAD TV addressing this topic. Basically the story of Brokeback Mountain...only with lesbians.

The skit strongly suggested that if Brokeback Mountain were about lesbians, the publicity (whether benign or antagonistic) wouldn't have been as severe. Do you disagree or agree?

I saw that, it was the funniest thing I've seen on Mad TV since Dr. Funkenstein meets Blacula.


[The cowgirls are sitting at a camp fire looking at each other awkwardly.]

Cowgirl #1: I want to stop seeing you, but my husband won't let me.

Cowgirl #2: Mine neither.

Cowgirl #1: Matter of fact, my husband drove me here. [glances off to stage left, where a grinning man is crouched in the bushes with a camera.]

Cowgirl #2: Mine too. [glaces off to stage right, where another grinning man is dressed up in a tree costume.]

[Crimson Avenger]

Would the movie poster look at all like this, perhaps?

http://www.hotsaucelive.com/images/bb2.jpg

[TinMan]

Would the movie poster look at all like this, perhaps?

http://www.hotsaucelive.com/images/bb2.jpg

Oh my fuckin GAWD!

That would be the best movie ever! :evilsmile

*has heartattack just thinking about that masterpiece*

[Gaz]

That's also a damn good Photoshop job...

[literally exaggerated]

well, Brokeback Mountain the original featured Jake Gyllenhal and Heath Ledger. I'm no expert, but even I can tell that neither guy is exactly ugly.

So, actually, having two actresses like Scarlett Johansen and Halle Berry or Angelina Jolie or something, would be entirely in keeping with the original picture.. And I doubt it would have caused any sort of uproar at all except among Phelps types.

[estee]

Would the movie poster look at all like this, perhaps?

http://www.hotsaucelive.com/images/bb2.jpg

Written by Howard Stern....who else? :rolleyes:

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Written by Howard Stern....who else? :rolleyes:

Stern's a hack.

you want true slutty 'I can't believe they got that in a film' you need to Joe Esterhaus.

[Nikita]

I saw a funny skit on MAD TV addressing this topic. Basically the story of Brokeback Mountain...only with lesbians.

The skit strongly suggested that if Brokeback Mountain were about lesbians, the publicity (whether benign or antagonistic) wouldn't have been as severe. Do you disagree or agree?


Lesbians love camping and nature so its just a matter of time until the sequel comes out...

But, it will be called Brokeback Mountain 2:My Canoe or Yours?

[Nikita]

Written by Howard Stern....who else? :rolleyes:


LOL. Howard is a genius.

[Michael P]

Lesbians love camping and nature so its just a matter of time until the sequel comes out...

But, it will be called Brokeback Mountain 2:My Canoe or Yours?
Or, Brokeback Mountain 2: No Little Man In This Boat.

[Nikita]

Or, Brokeback Mountain 2: No Little Man In This Boat.


I wish you could hear how loud you made me laugh. :D

[Alex]

I'd even go so far as to say that it's trendier, to a certain extent.
That's not going very far, how many guys do you see making out in bars to get drinks?

[Dan Apodaca]

That's not going very far, how many guys do you see making out in bars to get drinks?

Depends on if you and Fabian are hanging out at the time.

[Trystenn]

What if they were real lesbians, as opposed to the lipstick kind?

http://pnahay.home.sprynet.com/dykes.jpg
Can you really be lesbian if youve never been laid...
Period?