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BigJayStudd
03-23-2006, 07:55 PM
Texas vs. Florida
Every TV/Movie/Sports Star from Texas vs. Every TV/Movie/Sports Star from Florida. Who takes it?
Trucker Belt
03-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Hafta go with Texas cuz Matthew McCoghnnahey (sp?) has that whole intimidate you by playing a instrument naked factor. Ugh.
KingEli
03-23-2006, 08:10 PM
Shaq for a Florida win
Dalak
03-23-2006, 08:10 PM
Willie Nelson smokes all of Florida out, Victory Texas. :D
Texas vs. Florida
Every TV/Movie/Sports Star from Texas vs. Every TV/Movie/Sports Star from Florida. Who takes it?
NOW IT'S PERSONEL!!!! You've thrown my state into this game.
TEXAS PWNS FL. In a Curbstomp!!
WHY?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/untitledN.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/039_20147.jpg
KingEli
03-23-2006, 08:43 PM
New York>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Other 49.
JCAll
03-23-2006, 08:48 PM
Waylon, Willie, and the boys take it. They have the power of Luckenbach Texas, and thus feel no pain.
BigJayStudd
03-23-2006, 08:50 PM
http://mortystv.com/showcards/miami_vice.jpg
See ya Texas.
http://mortystv.com/showcards/miami_vice.jpg
See ya Texas.
Fool :evilsmile you dare wear avatar of the Patheon's high lord whose from TX:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/untitledN.jpg
Norris spin kicks Miami Vice to out of the 80's
DracoMalfoy
03-23-2006, 08:54 PM
http://mortystv.com/showcards/miami_vice.jpg
See ya Texas.
Oh my. Slash fanfiction writers must have had a field day with that one...
BigJayStudd
03-23-2006, 08:55 PM
Fool :evilsmile you dare wear avatar of the Patheon's high lord whose from TX:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/untitledN.jpg
Norris spin kicks Miami Vice to out of the 80's
I'm not sure even Chuck could stand up to the power of a solid pink shirt underneath a white sports coat. On a boat. With explosions in the background.
JCAll
03-23-2006, 08:58 PM
This ends now!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/W-Summon/Waylon-Jennings.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/W-Summon/200px-WillieNelson.jpg
KingEli
03-23-2006, 09:01 PM
Shaq>>>>>>Texas.
BigJayStudd
03-23-2006, 09:02 PM
Shaq>>>>>>Texas.
Shaq might be able to post up the whole damn state.
Shaq>>>>>>Texas.
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0529/photo/s_hakshak_hi.jpg
Olajwon owns Shaq, again! :p
KingEli
03-23-2006, 09:14 PM
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0529/photo/s_hakshak_hi.jpg
Olajwon owns Shaq, again! :p
Shaq 3 rings
The Dream 2
If Jordan was still around Hakeem would had none.
Shaq 3 rings
The Dream 2
If Jordan was still around Hakeem would had none.
But The Dream schooled Shaq and showed him the ropes.
JonathanMS
03-23-2006, 09:47 PM
Texas, easy. Who would dare to challenge us when Chuck Norris and Willie Nelson team up?
Texas, easy. Who would dare to challenge us when Chuck Norris and Willie Nelson team up?
Damn straight and to make it a further curbstomp....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/8d20ab58c4fda6ed5987.jpg
JCAll
03-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Also Texas
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/W-Summon/kriswhis.jpg
Trystenn
03-23-2006, 10:08 PM
Texas is the 2nd manliest State of them all, while Florida is second wussiest.
Sorry.
Dalak
03-23-2006, 10:09 PM
Texas, easy. Who would dare to challenge us when Chuck Norris and Willie Nelson team up?
Chuck and Willie: FUU-SION HA!!
A blinding flash of light flashes accross the area as they fuse and when the light clears the startling merger is revealed.
Wearing a Cowboy hat with a headband visible underneath, it appears to be a thinner Chuck Norris with braids and a slightly more rugged manbeard holding a guitar in his hands and ready to kick ass.
G. Random Fanboy: Oh noes, PC Darksied can wh00p j00.
Chillie Norrison: *double voice thingie* Hey son, time to take a seat.
Chillie spinkicks the Fanboy into a couch accross the room while playing a quick riff on the guitar. Remarkably as the Fanboy rockets through the air he is almost obscured by smoke which leaves a thick trail behind him.
As the smoke clears he is there in a tie dyed business shirt and clean cut with a joint in hand.
Reformed Fanboy: Thanks Chillie, I'm off to be a productive adult stoner.
Chillie Norrison: Damn straight.
How can I forget the dunking bastard of bada$$ness:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/10012173.jpg
Guts/Batman
03-23-2006, 10:14 PM
Noone wants to take Dubya?
Dalak
03-23-2006, 10:20 PM
Noone wants to take Dubya?
I for one am ashamed that he comes from this state, but that's just one Texan's opinion.
JCAll
03-23-2006, 10:20 PM
Noone wants to take Dubya?
Not particularly, why?
Got a Bush in eash state don't we?
Guts/Batman
03-23-2006, 10:25 PM
Not particularly, why?
Got a Bush in eash state don't we?
That's true...
Chou Blaster
03-23-2006, 10:37 PM
Meanwhile South Carolina sends in Stephen the Colbert Pirate.
Aka fusion of Black Beard the Priate, and Stephen Colbert.. Fused into one being of bad assness.
To destroy, and pillage..
Because it's French bitch.
Edit:
And Team SC also has Zombie Storm Thrumund, and the guy who hosts "Twisted Kaiju Theatre."
So JLU style, giant monster horde.
JCAll
03-23-2006, 10:51 PM
Meanwhile South Carolina sends in Stephen the Colbert Pirate.
Aka fusion of Black Beard the Priate, and Stephen Colbert.. Fused into one being of bad assness.
To destroy, and pillage..
Because it's French bitch.
Georgia sends that Dukes of Hazzard and The Bandit!
Chou Blaster
03-23-2006, 10:54 PM
Georgia sends that Dukes of Hazzard and The Bandit!
in which Stephen the Priate counters withh Man beard and heat vision.
Really. Black Beard was a toug hmofo. 9Lit up his beard to scare his enemies, an dhad a bigge rman beard than Chuck.. and als o the bonus 2 members in the edit.)
Oh, and the Govenror of SC during the Manhattan Projec,t provided it funding. (Another reaosn we in the present, are so damn poor.)
So yeah..
We can call in Fat Man, and Little Boy when we want to. (Da nukes!)
Edit;
We also got the bane of any white man.. Jesse Jackson in rooster.
And the Big Show for wrestler aspect.
Edit2:
And we got Vanna White to distract with the prettiness.
Mcleod
03-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Noone wants to take Dubya?
W. is a poser. He's from Connecticut. Yachtes and the like. He gets destroyed.
And everyone from Florida is a moron. Seriously, fucking punch-out cards, how hard is that concept?
The Blue Devil
03-23-2006, 11:06 PM
Texas wins. They just do.
Mcleod
03-23-2006, 11:09 PM
Oh, and to make it more of a stomp, coordinating strategy:
http://www.nndb.com/people/975/000024903/patton-crop.jpg
Florida bites it.
ShadowWarrior
03-24-2006, 12:00 AM
Oh, and to make it more of a stomp, coordinating strategy:
http://www.nndb.com/people/975/000024903/patton-crop.jpg
Florida bites it.
I thought Patton was from Cali?
Mcleod
03-24-2006, 12:05 AM
I thought Patton was from Cali?
My mistake. Sources incorrect. He was indeed from California.
The MunchKING
03-25-2006, 11:35 PM
texas. Cause they can actually read a ballot and fill it out properly.
Kamen Rider Luffy
03-25-2006, 11:39 PM
Texas then when its tired, Virginia tries taking it out.
The Blue Devil
03-25-2006, 11:43 PM
Only to be sent home packing 'cause TN already runs it.
The MunchKING
03-25-2006, 11:46 PM
Only to be sent home packing 'cause TN already runs it.
Damn skippy.
nervmeister
03-25-2006, 11:52 PM
Looks like Texas has another ace up it's sleeve......
http://www.punkstuff.com/done/leatherface-running.gif
The Blue Devil
03-25-2006, 11:57 PM
Tripod? That's not much of an ace...
warspite1805
03-26-2006, 03:12 AM
Texas is the 2nd manliest State of them all, while Florida is second wussiest.
Sorry.
So which stateis the maniliest and which is the wussiest
BigJayStudd
03-26-2006, 07:13 AM
texas. Cause they can actually read a ballot and fill it out properly.
Bwuahahahahaha. Ownage.
texas. Cause they can actually read a ballot and fill it out properly.
Bwuahahahahaha. Ownage.
God yes!! HAHAHAHAHA!! :D
The Blue Devil
03-26-2006, 03:17 PM
So which stateis the maniliest and which is the wussiest
That'd be TN and Washington. TN for maniliest, Washington for wussiest. (Cause, really, when's the last time Washington's done ANYTHING?)
nihil_domini
03-26-2006, 03:27 PM
W. is a poser. He's from Connecticut. Yachtes and the like. He gets destroyed.
And everyone from Florida is a moron. Seriously, fucking punch-out cards, how hard is that concept?
Hey! I'm from Florida......and Texas. I guess I ought to be fightin' myself here.
FL's got the Miami Hurricanes and Shaq. I suppose Miami's holding up the entire state in this one.
Magneto_X
03-26-2006, 03:35 PM
Trying to think of some fictional and non-fictional characters from Florida but I can't think of anybody. :(
nihil_domini
03-26-2006, 03:47 PM
Trying to think of some fictional and non-fictional characters from Florida but I can't think of anybody. :(
Tony Montana (Al Pacino).
Marylin Manson (at least the band is not Manson personally)
O.J. Simpson (lives right next to my old high school)
I really should know more, but I just can't think of any.
Magneto_X
03-26-2006, 03:51 PM
There's the characters from Wild Things.
Al Capone lived in Miami, IIRC.
Erebus
03-26-2006, 04:56 PM
Damn straight and to make it a further curbstomp....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/cdb2k3/8d20ab58c4fda6ed5987.jpg
Nay, my friend. Mark William Calaway is from Texas. The UNDERTAKER is from California. Plus, Florida has...
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Colosseum/5207/wwf-h-rock03.gif
And correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Texas lose to a bunch of Mexicans? Psh, pathetic.
The MunchKING
03-26-2006, 09:09 PM
They BEAT the Mexicans. That's how they got their independance for a while before petitioning the US to let the join as a state.
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