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Brian Defferding
03-22-2006, 08:17 AM
A word I'd like to invent:

Nerpdinger

What it means: It's the brusied ring you get around your nipple from a particularly nasty titty twister.

"I got a few nerpdingers from that time I went to Nevada."

Now your turn! Invent a word, define it, and then use it in a sentence. Go!
Greg Blackman
03-22-2006, 08:39 AM
Scrantantlion - The process of getting a large wad a sweaty pant cloth gathering in your arse crack on a hot day.

"Are you OK hon? You're walking kinda funny."

"Yeah hon, I'm fine, it's just my pants. I'm all sweaty and it's gotten kinda scrantantlion down there."
Weetomuncher
03-22-2006, 08:42 AM
RaT - Shortened version of RAy Tate.

An obnoxious and bigoted person. Normally posesses small weenie and smaller sense of humor. Shoe size normally exceeds IQ. Avoid at all costs.
stealthwise
03-22-2006, 09:28 AM
Here's a word I invented years and YEARS ago.

Galorange.

Verb - meaning - to rhyme with "orange."

Example: "Only galorange galoranges."
Sabrinaset
03-22-2006, 02:11 PM
Zorch.

What happens when someone in front of you, or someone you're watching on TV or the movies gets hurt so bad, you feel the pain and flinch.

Example. You're watching Americas Wildest Police Chases, and watch someone fly through a windshield, landing on the ground.

"Honey, you okay? You look like someone kicked you in the stomach!"

"I'm fine, that impact on TV zorched ME!"
matterconsumer
03-22-2006, 04:01 PM
assholery

Know it and avoid it.
sk716
03-22-2006, 04:16 PM
Paranoying.

The act of intentionally making someone paranoid.
Cam63
03-22-2006, 04:20 PM
Lesterise.

A brain that's gone off.

Eg. " I can seem to do anything right today. I think my brain has Lesterised. "
sk716
03-22-2006, 04:26 PM
Lesterise.

A brain that's gone off.

Eg. " I can seem to do anything right today. I think my brain has Lesterised. "

I work with a girl who has uber-blonde moments. We've named them "April Moments".
Cam63
03-22-2006, 04:50 PM
A friend has a coffee mug with a print of a smiling blonde tilting her head slightly to one side and the line, " 'Just having a blonde day. "
TCJohnson
03-22-2006, 04:51 PM
"The Invent Your Own Word Thread"

Why give Cam and Yogo permission to do this? It will only end in tears.
Cam63
03-22-2006, 05:17 PM
Grime Minister.

The guy who wins elections.
Cam63
03-22-2006, 05:19 PM
Beered off.

Eg. " I felt like a drink, so I beered off the street into a pub. "
Vesper
03-22-2006, 05:32 PM
Ah, a couple of my coworkers do this all the time. One example:

whosever (whose-ever)

"I can help whosever is next!"

Shakespeare, they're not.
Brian Defferding
03-22-2006, 10:51 PM
Farnheinder.

What you say before the number 3.

"One, two, farnheinder three"
Crowley
03-23-2006, 12:02 AM
Villro- half Hero half villain.


Machoota- beloved pet.
WhiteRose
03-23-2006, 04:42 AM
3 years ago, a few friends invented THE MOST erotic word in the English, or any other language for that matter.

I give you...

Titilottica.

Live it. Breathe it.
thehod
03-23-2006, 04:50 AM
Chuffinuttibuttocks. - Oh dear. Whoops. For use in exasperating circumstances.
emilytbm
03-23-2006, 07:57 AM
I use 'irregardless' in arguments a lot. It just sounds more zesty when I add the extra 'ir'

Another fun word is 'misunderheard'

"I'm sorry, what? I must have misunderheard you."
Gaz
03-23-2006, 08:09 AM
3 years ago, a few friends invented THE MOST erotic word in the English, or any other language for that matter.

I give you...

Titilottica.

Live it. Breathe it.
What's it mean?
I wanna say "the area between breasts and navel..."
Buzz Dixon
03-23-2006, 10:46 AM
A friend of mine coined "irritainer" for certain people foisted upon us by deep pocket media companies.
Greg Blackman
03-23-2006, 12:55 PM
A friend of mine coined "irritainer" for certain people foisted upon us by deep pocket media companies.

oh SO good! :)
Greg Blackman
03-23-2006, 12:56 PM
3 years ago, a few friends invented THE MOST erotic word in the English, or any other language for that matter.

I give you...

Titilottica.

Live it. Breathe it.

I don't know what this word means, and frankly after hearing it I am feeling just too damn SEXY to ask! :)
Cam63
03-23-2006, 04:00 PM
Beer ear.

When the phone rings while you're asleep and you stick the half drunk bottle of beer beside your bed in your ear.
WhiteRose
03-23-2006, 06:00 PM
What's it mean?
I wanna say "the area between breasts and navel..."


It has no meaning, it simply is.

It has been known to make loins explode at the sheer whisper of it on the wind.
Lester C.
03-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Lesterise.

A brain that's gone off.

Eg. " I can seem to do anything right today. I think my brain has Lesterised. "

My word is C.A.M. It stands for Crappy Australian motherf*****
Cam63
03-23-2006, 08:44 PM
Lestered.

As in, " I nearly lestered that joke up. "
Briareos
03-23-2006, 08:57 PM
Hentairific!
f. chong rutherford
03-23-2006, 09:11 PM
Hubberling (hub·ber·ling v.) - to whine on the Internet at great length about a trivial matter.

Ad Nerdium - to the disgusting absolutely ridiculous apogee of an utterly trivial matter; ad nausea to the ad nauseanth power on matters of popular entertainment; treating triviality as a matter of life and death

Ex:

P1: Man, So-And-So just posted a three-thousand word rant about how he wants to beat the crap out of the writer of Captain Amazing-Pants for turning him into a girl.
P2: What did you expect? So-And-So is always hubberling on the Internet like that.
P1: Ack! Don't let this get out of PM, otherwise So-And-So will go on ad nerdium about the writer's career and make the server implode.
P2: Now don't YOU start hubberling on ad nerdium my friend.
P1: LOL I JST GT PWNED!