What jobs do you guys have?

[blackdragon6]

as of lately i'm a lazy bomb that might work for my dad's shipping company.but i really want my own small internet company.

[Greg Blackman]

Comics baybeh. Night and day.

[StoneGold]

Throwing feces at passersby.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

as of right now i'm trying to get my modeling agency off the ground.

in the begining i wanted to be a comic artist,and a cartoon/movie director (and still do).i do still have hopes of starting my own record label/and or music production company,and cartoon production company.

[thehod]

Making trains late for a living inbetween dodging lumps of poo thrown by StoneGold.

[Lord of Denial]

I am a Truck Driver.

[blackdragon6]

I am a Truck Driver.you must use a lap top? :confused:

[Typo Lad]

.but i really want my own small internet company.

What kind? Like an ISP? Internet company is pretty vague.

Also, lazy bomb and running your own company? Not a good mix man.

Me? I'm a hitman.

Oh crap, um, wait, forget I said that. I fix computers.

[blackdragon6]

What kind? Like an ISP? Internet company is pretty vague.

i don't know,i have absolutly no direction in my life :(

[Typo Lad]

i don't know,i have absolutly no direction in my life :(

No offense man, but you should get some.


Oh G-d I'm such a father.

[Bard]

*Shrugs* I'm just an inactive nurse practitioner.

I went back to school to get my master's in education (nursing and sports med) because I love teaching at both in private practice and on a university level.

[blackdragon6]

No offense man, but you should get some.



*sigh* i know typo i know :)

[west3man]

Oh G-d I'm such a father.
Enh. I'd have gone the other way.

[Typo Lad]

Enh. I'd have gone the other way.

claps

Nicely done, sir.

[Winslow]

I'm a construction consultant.

On active construction jobs, I troubleshoot and try to mitigate losses.

On construction jobs that are completed and are in litigation, I'm the hired gun that that enters court at high noon and guns down the opposition.

[macul]

network/system administrator. I work at a smallish medical clinic (around 300 employees). There are only a few of us in the IT department and I'm the most technically inclined and educated, so I do everything from desktop work to server installs.

[Sabrinaset]

Still a part-time waitress at Denny's while I finish up Med School, tied for first in my class. About a year and a half until I start my residency and start cutting up hearts for a living!

[Mac Danny]

I'm a Toy designer. I design licensed light toys and toy weapons for a company outside of Philly.

My wife is a 6th grde teacher.

My cats are lazy and cute.

-Mac danny

[Lord of Denial]

you must use a lap top? :confused:


yep! Truckstop nowadays have pretty god highspeed internet connections!

[west3man]

yep! Truckstop nowadays have pretty god highspeed internet connections!
i've noticed that from years, back, actually.
before they had wireless access hardly anywhere else around here, the truckstops were hooked UP.

[Smell]

I'm a Building control Surveyor - I make sure that live construction jobs are building their foundations, walls, services etc all in accordance with the goverment regulations.

Look at my blog for some great photos.

Dom

smells of cement

[gary bolt]

I'm a glassblower and make colourful vases and bowls and sand-cast glass sculpture. I have a big studio and gallery which I own with my wife and a third partner. We have five employees who help us immensely.

[Slam_Bradley]

I'm a prosecutor. I put the bad guys in jail.

[blackdragon6]

I'm a glassblower .ROTFLMAO....

[TinMan]

I save lives! Wooo!

Ok, I just like to say that, but its true to a certain extent: I'm a fire protection engineer. Basically I sit at a computer all day and design and calculate fire suppresion systems for new and existing buildings. So in a round about way I save lives cause the systems I design will help to keep people from burning alive should a building catch on fire.

I also work a part-time on friday and saturday as "The Amazing Matty; Grill Cook Extrodinaire!" at an O'Charlies resturaunt here in Grand Rapids.

[Naldo]

I publish a Real Estate advertising magazine. You know, one of those free magazines that you get on your way out of the supermarket.

[Dreadstar]

Systems programmer on a very large state government IBM installation.

[Maleficentogre]

I'm a number cruncher/paper pusher/ part time teller (best part of the job) and a super big giant corporate bank that runs my city.

[Winslow]

I'm a prosecutor. I put the bad guys in jail.

Why is Dread still out and about then?

[Dreadstar]

Why is Dread still out and about then?

Technicalities.

[Slam_Bradley]

Why is Dread still out and about then?


He's wisely avoided my jurisdiction. I keep trying to lure him here with cowgirls and rocky mountain oysters though.

[Mysterio]

I'm a graphic designer in the marketing department for a company that produces embedded computers.

I also freelance in the evenings and on weekends.

[Callie]

Email tech support.

[tricksterpup]

Scavanger and Predator
http://www.bullshoals.missouristate.edu/about/description/Coyote.jpg

[Jaye]

I'm a glassblower and make colourful vases and bowls and sand-cast glass sculpture. I have a big studio and gallery which I own with my wife and a third partner. We have five employees who help us immensely.

Do you have an online gallery or studio? Some pics would be cool!

I manage buildings.

[Forefinger]

I kill people. Oh wait, that's what I used to do....now I sit here and post on CBR all day.

[Lubichev]

I run a theatre which offers acting workshops and plays for disadvantaged children and school groups during the day and more adult themed plays in the evening.

So really, I am turning children gay at an early age. Especially the ones that like musical theatre. And I am solidifying the homosexuality in some of my adult actors. I am proud that I can perpetuate the stereotype of actors in the theatre.

[borateen]

I am a criminal intelligence analyst. I help cops catch bad guys, then help district attorneys put them in jail.

[Slam_Bradley]

I am a criminal intelligence analyst. I help cops catch bad guys, then help district attorneys put them in jail.


Woo wooo!! Good man.

[Puma]

predatory librarian

http://angeles.sierraclub.org/sage/ss-slide/images/wildcat-cougar.jpg

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Construction ....asphalt work more or less. Its hot work but hell...its a living. ;)

[Lone Ranger]

I am legal counsel for a large Canadian investment management firm.

Most of our clients are pensions plans and foundations.

I negotiate all contracts, and keep an eye on things so that we don't receive any phone calls from the likes of Eliot Spitzer.

[PunkMC]

I'm a web programmer. But since I don't like it that much anymore, I'm going back to school to do broadcast journalism. So be a radio DJ pretty much.

[blackdragon6]

I'm a web programmer. But since I don't like it that much anymore, I'm going back to school to do broadcast journalism. So be a radio DJ pretty much.
i might go back to school myself.

[thomas_catbiscuit]

I'm a cad operator. I draw steel profiles, read technical drawings etc

[DubipR]

I do Accounts Payable (working in one of the stores) for a major health food grocery chain.

[StoneGold]

I sleep in till noon and play video games all day.



Now if only I can find someone who would pay me to do that.




And the odd part is, there's still a decent chance I've found someone who will.

[borateen]

Woo wooo!! Good man.

And y'know, it has absolutely nothing to do with my journalism degree. Go figure.

[WolverinesSon]

I'm actually doing my first gig as a stripper tonight. Before you guys start I'm a guy. No gay stuff over here. Strictly swingin for the ladies. Although I've heard there's big money to be made in gay clubs. I don't think I'll venture into that unless I really need money badly.

[YoursTruly]

I'm a loan processor at the largest mortgage company in NW Arkansas. I have my loan officer's license but I have alot of trouble talking to people face to face. I'd really like to own my own mortgage company some day. There's still alot I need to learn though.

[BlairH]

New Employment Contract dictates that I can not reveal details of current and prior employment on the Internet.

Please delete.

Thanks.

[bfrank]

I give away diabetic testing supplies.....

[tricksterpup]

I sleep in till noon and play video games all day.



Now if only I can find someone who would pay me to do that.




And the odd part is, there's still a decent chance I've found someone who will.
I thought you were a male gigolo?

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/gigolo-europeu-por-acidente/gigolo-europeu-por-acidente08.jpg

[warspite1805]

I buy useful but not very exciting stuff for the Royal Navy, so in my own little way I am assisting the brave men and women of HM's Armed forces go fourth to stop drug smugglers, and kill people, plus other things like invading the Paradise on Earth that was Iraq under Saddam.

[EZMOHR]

I'm a Sheriff's Deputy who works in the patrol division.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

I'm a Sheriff's Deputy who works in the patrol division.F*ck the "poe-poe"













not you though your kinda cool.

[Winslow]

I'm a glassblower and make colourful vases and bowls and sand-cast glass sculpture. I have a big studio and gallery which I own with my wife and a third partner. We have five employees who help us immensely.

Do you have an online gallery or studio? Some pics would be cool!

I manage buildings.

Sir Edward posted some pics in this thread during Christmas time:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=95638&highlight=Christmas

[EZMOHR]

F*ck the "poe-poe"













not you though your kinda cool.

Nah, all cops are kind of dicks. Even me. Wait, I think everyone kind of knows that. Especially when people start ragging on my boy DARKO. Darko will save the Magic.

Oh, yeah I say f**k the fuzz, always keeping me down. Mutha Fu*kers. :D

[gary bolt]

Do you have an online gallery or studio? Some pics would be cool!

I manage buildings.

Thanks for expressing interest. Here's link (http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/) to my website.

And a couple of pics of my glass.

http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/shopping/A1g/images/ovalspiral01.jpg

http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/rev04_garybio2.jpg

[estee]

Slave to the system...


The roads may be paved with gold...but somebody still has to plow 'em when it snows...and that's me.

[Jaye]

Thanks for expressing interest. Here's link (http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/) to my website.


Ooh, gorgeous stuff.
These ones look particularly fun:
http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/gallery1a.jpg

Thanks.
-13th

[BlueGrass]

Hello. First time poster, long time lurker.................. I figure this would be as good a time as any to jump on in.
I work as an Equine Insurance Agent. I mainly I deal in Thoroughbreds. This means I get to attend the annual horse sales at Keeneland, rub elbows with the owners and get the inside scoop from jockeys during the racing season. I am a sucker for the horse, but I'm more of a sucker for horseracing. It must be something in the Kentucky bourbon.


Glad to be here! See you in the threads.

[borateen]

I give away diabetic testing supplies.....

Wilford Brimley?

[Jaye]

Heh!







.

[Jeff Brady]

Pre-press/production artist/printer. The ass-end of design.

I take all the files from graphic designers (and wanna-be designers), fix them (wrong color mode, missing fonts, typos, missing links, etc), and print them.

I also do some freelance design, and trying to get back to writing & drawing. I'd like to put that BFA in Cartooning to good use.

[Night]

I'm a cad operator. I draw steel profiles, read technical drawings etc
Used to do that. Now I develop 3-D CAD software routines for a company that makes parts for airplanes.

[Dan Apodaca]

Well, it looks like I'll be starting a new job in about a week.

It mainly consists of driving around L.A. to elderly care facilities and residences and collecting salivary samples.


That's right. I'm about to get paid twelve bucks an hour to collect spit samples from old people, all while driving around listening to music and smoking cigarettes.

Oh, and did I mention that their mileage reimbursement works out to actually make me extra money, to the extent of about 5 bucks a gallon in my pocket?

Well, that part's good, too.

[Rob Allen]

I'm in tech support; our clients are all car dealers (and some truck dealers too). I work on the Document Storage & Data Archiving module of our system. I'm at the "Tier 3" level of support; that means I rarely speak with clients directly. The problem has to go thru at least two other people (Tiers 1 & 2) before it gets to me, and I deal mostly with the Tier 2 people and with R&D.

[Punchy]

I'm a professional musician.

Now whenever I say that people think either a) I'm a rock star, or b) I'm a jobless bum crashing on my girl's couch. Neither is true. I'm a sideman bassplayer who tours with a major-label jazz vocalist and freelances around L.A. doing different club gigs and studio dates.

But I've recently released my own record which means I've turned into a huckster/bandleader. Click below for more details!!



Hello. First time poster, long time lurker.................

Glad to be here! See you in the threads.
Welcome BG

[Harry]

I work at a comic store (shock!) and I play in three bands at the moment.

[Parrotheadpress]

I edit and design the sports section for a newspaper.

[elheffe]

I'm the graphic designer for the Arizona Historical Society a state-wide organization that collects and preserves Arizona history. I do all kinds of design work, including, (possible, but really doubtful) the Arizona state quarter. You can 'em here. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=2738044&postcount=19)

[howyadoin]

Pre-press/production artist/printer. The ass-end of design.

I take all the files from graphic designers (and wanna-be designers), fix them (wrong color mode, missing fonts, typos, missing links, etc), and print them.

I also do some freelance design.That's pretty close to my situation, except I'm generally doing that for ad agencies, not printers. I'm also moving, ever-so-gradually, towards selling prints of my artwork.

[howyadoin]

Sir Edward posted some pics in this thread during Christmas time:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=95638&highlight=ChristmasThe gingerbread house kicked ass, I must say.

[Rachel Grey]

I work for Morningstar Co. in it's Nocturnal Temptation Department.

[zilch]

Box stacker.

Sometimes i put boxes inside other boxes.

Almost always, these boxes are filled with David Sunflower Seeds.

I also cuss out shrink wrappers, tapers, mechanics, stupid temps and injustice in general.

At $14.70 an hr, plus 401K medical and dental.

yes, i'm one of a rare breed of American factory worker.

[Jeff Brady]

I work for Morningstar Co. in it's Nocturnal Temptation Department.

I don't know what that means, but Google tells me it has to do with stock trading, vegetarian foods, and masturbation.

I gotta say, I'm intrigued.

[Rachel Grey]

I don't know what that means, but Google tells me it has to do with stock trading, vegetarian foods, and masturbation.

I gotta say, I'm intrigued.


I work for Luci, CEO of Morningstar Co. I recruit people, at night, to work for the company.

[howyadoin]

I work for Luci, CEO of Morningstar Co. I recruit people, at night, to work for the company.Should we meet you at the Crossroads?

[Rachel Grey]

Should we meet you at the Crossroads?

Hmmm... I dont get the specific ref, but I can kinda guess. If it means what I think then yes, my shift ends at 3am.

[howyadoin]

Hmmm... I dont get the specific ref, but I can kinda guess. If it means what I think then yes, my shift ends at 3am.http://www.stormloader.com/users/crossroads

[Rachel Grey]

http://www.stormloader.com/users/crossroads


Ahhh! I didn't do any trading there but you might say I was born into the position ;)

[Jeff Brady]

I work for Luci, CEO of Morningstar Co. I recruit people, at night, to work for the company.

Luci...Morningstar...Lucifer Morningstar...Satan...

You work for Bill Gates?

[Mike Smash!]

I'm a bookseller at Barnes & Noble and a Green Party activist.

[Rachel Grey]

Luci...Morningstar...Lucifer Morningstar...Satan...

You work for Bill Gates?

Actually Bill is one of her avatars.

[Iangould]

I pimp Pol out.

[Gilda Dent]

I'm currently a first-grade teacher, but just completed my PhD., and may be moving up to the college level soon.

Gilda

[i_mmmchocolate]

I work at the library.

It pays pretty well.

[jpk]

I'm the editor of a business newspaper and I moonlight by doing a nightly TV spot on my local ABC affiliate.

[Forefinger]

I work at the library.

It pays pretty well.
Librarians kick ass.

[Erebus]

By day, I'm a mild mannered store clerk.
By night, I'm a mild mannered store clerk.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Librarians kick ass.

Yeah, we pretty much rule the planet.

Ok, maybe not.

But we like to pretend we do.

The cool ones.

Not the mean librarian variety.

[Lord of Denial]

Truck Drivers like myself are often looked down upon as rednecks and uneducated fools. But if there is one industry above all others that can bring the country to a total standstill it is us little old Truck Drivers. Everything you buy, everything you need to survive, from toilet paper to medical supplies to the money you spent goes thru us first.

I often find that kind of cool!

[Jeff Brady]

I often find that kind of cool!

You should, because it is!

[Perry Holley]

Pest Control Technician.

That's right, I squash bugs for a living.

[Dan Apodaca]

Truck Drivers like myself are often looked down upon as rednecks and uneducated fools. But if there is one industry above all others that can bring the country to a total standstill it is us little old Truck Drivers. Everything you buy, everything you need to survive, from toilet paper to medical supplies to the money you spent goes thru us first.

I often find that kind of cool!

I've thought about truck driving, myself, as I like to drive and I'm intrigued by the idea of constantly traveling.

But I got a need for speed that a big rig can't feed!

[Noah Johnson]

I'm a professional screenwriter.

No, this doesn't mean I have a ton of money.

Yet.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Of course not, it means you're homeless.


Heh heh, kidding. Curious: Do you hold a second job? Or can you pay bills on your 'professional screenwriter' salary?

[Smell]

(your) toilet paper ... goes thru us first.

I often find that kind of cool!


From now on I'm using a bidet.

Dom

smells like 18 wheels

[Noah Johnson]

Heh heh, kidding. Curious: Do you hold a second job? Or can you pay bills on your 'professional screenwriter' salary?
No, this is my real, actual, full-time job that I pay my bills with.

Just that after the bills, I really don't have much left over for booze and hookers.

[Deskad]

Clerk at a grocery store.

Very exciting. On some days, even dangerous.

Seriously, the little old ladies will murder you if you don't have a price for something they want to buiy.

Ah Zehrs, god bless you for giving me a job.

[howyadoin]

just completed my PhD., and may be moving up to the college level soon.Congrats, Gilda.

[Deathstroke]

My paying job is running the warehouse operations for a dental supply company.

My non paying job is helping to run a winter and summer basketball program.

[AlexApprobation]

Proof/Check encoding at a bank.

Dull, but it pays the bills (kinda).

[Gilda Dent]

Congrats, Gilda.

Thanks. I gotta see if anyone will want me at that level.

Gilda

[MacQuarrie]

I'm a confetti tester. But in the summer I work on my uncle's marshmallow farm.

[TimGunn]

I want to make things that count

but instead I just go to law school

[Iangould]

Everything you buy, everything you need to survive, from toilet paper to medical supplies to the money you spent goes thru us first.

I often find that kind of cool!

Used toiler paper isn't cool.

[Typo Lad]

Thanks. I gotta see if anyone will want me at that level.

The college my wife works for and that I used to has branches all over and is always looking.

[nubly]

right now i do medical billing for a radiology group. eventually i'll be a nurse but i havent decided what yet. in between i'll be somewhere in southeast asia for 27 months with the peace corps

[nubly]

Oh, and did I mention that their mileage reimbursement works out to actually make me extra money, to the extent of about 5 bucks a gallon in my pocket?

Well, that part's good, too.
until you spend more than that on wear and tear for your vehicle

[Dan Apodaca]

until you spend more than that on wear and tear for your vehicle

Which won't happen, since the job only runs until May.

Sorry you couldn't bring me down. Booyah!

[Slappy san]

Typist is my title.

[Thanos_6383]

I'm in the Military.It has its ups and downs :D

[tricksterpup]

I'm a confetti tester. But in the summer I work on my uncle's marshmallow farm.
is it the one next to the Strawberry fields??

[Taltos]

I was a regional collection supervisor for a box company...Oh wait, that was John Locke.

I'm a Law student. I read cases, interperet legislation, apply the law of the land to various fictional problems and procrastinate.

When the Weekend comes, I don my Gamestation uniform and force people to buy computer games or die!
Im going to college soon, do you find being a law student is fun? How do you feel about math and physics? Do they relate to the field at all? I think i could be a lawyer.

[Taltos]

Thanks for expressing interest. Here's link (http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/) to my website.

And a couple of pics of my glass.

http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/shopping/A1g/images/ovalspiral01.jpg

http://www.starfishglass.bc.ca/rev04_garybio2.jpg
Thats pretty cool stuff. You werent turned onto this occupation by weed were you? I have a friend who is gonna start an apprenticeship in glass blowing and he is pretty much doing this just to make pipes and whatnot.

[MacQuarrie]

is it the one next to the Strawberry fields??
Forever.

Actually I lied.

I'm a graphic designer by day. I do the technical spec sheets, instruction manuals, packaging and various other bits of detritus that help my employer to peddle their wares. We make music and audio equipment, everything from computer sound cards to concert keyboards. I also do a lot of the product photography and almost all of the retouching.

In my off-hours, I draw cartoons, design websites, twist balloon animals, and write a bit. Sold an article to Michael Pullmann just last week.

So basically I'm an art whore.

[howyadoin]

So basically I'm an art whore.I think "art courtesan" sounds more sophisticated.

[Pól Rua]

I'm a munky.

[phoenixrising]

I spend my time figuring out new ways to inject the ideals of liberalism into mainstream media.

[Grant]

I work for Dateline. I'm in charge of the maintence of the Stone Phillips robots. One of them killed three people this weekend.

[Aelo]

I was a mail-clerk (looking for new job), and I also make a little extra dough by playing in a band.

[StoneGold]

I was a mail-clerk (looking for new job), and I also make a little extra dough by playing in a band.
Wait, shouldn't you be in a band, and you make a little extra dough as a mail clerk?


At the very least, you get more pussy that way.

[howyadoin]

Wait, shouldn't you be in a band, and you make a little extra dough as a mail clerk?


At the very least, you get more pussy that way.Unless it's an emo band. Then all you get is more handholding and bad poetry.

[Aelo]

Wait, shouldn't you be in a band, and you make a little extra dough as a mail clerk?


At the very least, you get more pussy that way.

That's friggin' brilliant! From now on. I'm gonna devote more time to music, and less to delivering letters and parcels.

[Aelo]

Unless it's an emo band. Then all you get is more handholding and bad poetry.

Emo! No way! I've heard about them. They're crazy! I do Jazz/Rock all the way.

[StoneGold]

That's friggin' brilliant! From now on. I'm gonna devote more time to music, and less to delivering letters and parcels.
It's not about the time. It's about what you count as your side project. Your day job is moving the mail. But what you really do is ROCK!!!!

[Aelo]

It's not about the time. It's about what you count as your side project. Your day job is moving the mail. But what you really do is ROCK!!!!

I see. It's all about attitude... A most excellent suggestion.

[StoneGold]

I see. It's all about attitude... A most excellent suggestion.
They did an episode of the Drew Carey show about it. He gets to bang the black haired chick from NCIS.

[Aelo]

They did an episode of the Drew Carey show about it. He gets to bang the black haired chick from NCIS.

For real? The chick from NCIS huh? I gotta see that...

[phoenixrising]

I work for Dateline. I'm in charge of the maintence of the Stone Phillips robots. One of them killed three people this weekend.

A Stone Phillips robot killed my grandma and raped my dog.

[StoneGold]

A Stone Phillips robot killed my grandma and raped my dog.
I'm trying to figure if it would be better the other way around. I'm honestly not sure.


But you don't get along with your grandmother, don't you?

[Aelo]

I work for Dateline. I'm in charge of the maintence of the Stone Phillips robots. One of them killed three people this weekend.

Robots? I thought they were clones. Coulda sworn they were clones...

[howyadoin]

Robots? I thought they were clones. Coulda sworn they were clones...You gotta look closely at the fingertips. They can't make robots with convincing-lookin' fingerprints.

[DarkBlade]

I teach/supervise the computer class at a juvenile detention facility in northern Indiana. Meaning the folks Slam and Borateen are chasing after*, if they're minors. (Though technically, we have some non-minors, but that just gets confusing, and it's early, so maybe I'll explain that later.)



*Or would be, if we lived in the same area

[gary bolt]

Thats pretty cool stuff. You werent turned onto this occupation by weed were you? I have a friend who is gonna start an apprenticeship in glass blowing and he is pretty much doing this just to make pipes and whatnot.

I sometimes wish I was a pipe maker - guaranteed market. Pipe makers use borosilicate glass tubing. The kind of glass I work with would crack if you held a lighter to it. Not that weed hasn't played into things from time to time.

[jimmyboy]

I work in manufacturing for a specialized surgical products company. Our company makes all sorts of stuff, including hernia and aneurism repair patches, facial reconstruction parts, suture line repair patches, arterial replacement tubes, etc, etc. Of course it's a cleanroom, controlled environment, so of course I get to wear a funny-looking white bunny suit. :cool:

[Slam_Bradley]

You gotta look closely at the fingertips. They can't make robots with convincing-lookin' fingerprints.


The bald ones look darn good in cowboy hats though.

[Grant]

Robots? I thought they were clones. Coulda sworn they were clones...

No you're thinking of Katie Couric. We've got an army of them in the basement.

You don't want to know what Brokaw is.

[Grant]

A Stone Phillips robot killed my grandma and raped my dog.

Well he totally snubbed me at the office Christmas party. So I know how you feel.

[Greg Blackman]

I still draw comics.

Sorry I.... I just wanted to say it again. :D

[Aelo]

No you're thinking of Katie Couric. We've got an army of them in the basement.

You don't want to know what Brokaw is.

C'mon. You gotta tell me! The public has a right to know!

[Taltos]

I sometimes wish I was a pipe maker - guaranteed market. Pipe makers use borosilicate glass tubing. The kind of glass I work with would crack if you held a lighter to it. Not that weed hasn't played into things from time to time.
Thats cool, i just figured glass blower in British Columbia, must be blowing pipes.