Superman Toy

[Spackling Compound]

My apologies to Action Figure insider but this Superman figure...blows.
"Super Breath Superman"..I kid you not.
Now, the debauchery begins.
http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/toyfair2006/images/mattel/DSC04939.jpg

[anthony!]

Too many... jokes...can't...hold back....much...longer!

[Bouncing Boy]

Finally, something that can suck and blow at the same time.

[Azrael52]

Wow, that super-sucks....
Sorry, I just got nothin'.

[Krys Nyteshade]

WORST.INAPPROPRIATEACTIONFIGURE.EVER!






Be kind. I'm new.

[Matt Algren]

WTF happened to his legs? And why is he holding his breath?

[Expletive Deleted]

There'll also a JLU version (http://www.action-figure.com/events/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19648&g2_serialNumber=1) in the near future.

[PaladinZero]

There'll also a JLU version (http://www.action-figure.com/events/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19648&g2_serialNumber=1) in the near future.

Seriously, that looks like "Had-Too-Much-Beer-Superman" to me.

[sk716]

http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/toyfair2006/images/mattel/DSC04939.jpg

Oh, look, it's Superman with projectile vomiting action! Every kid wants one of those!

[Matt Algren]

Oh, look, it's Superman with projectile vomiting action! Every kid wants one of those!
(Action toilet with liftable rim not included.)

[DuelaDent]

He looks like he is super-whistling.

Damn, now I have the Andy Griffith theme song in my head.

[Ringslinger76]

That's ok.. did anyone see the main figure from the cover of Toyfare? He looks like Chris Parnell from Saturday Night Live! What the crap?
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/bios/Chris_Parnell.shtml
Chris Parnell is Superman everybody.. damnit.
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/magazines/toyfare.cfm

[Gail Simone]

WORST.INAPPROPRIATEACTIONFIGURE.EVER!






Be kind. I'm new.

Welcome!

Gail

[Boldido]

I thought Marlon Brando played Jor El, not Superman.

[Krys Nyteshade]

Welcome!

Gail


Is it wrong that I just marked out a little?

[DuelaDent]

My apologies to Action Figure insider but this Superman figure...blows.
"Super Breath Superman"..I kid you not.
Now, the debauchery begins.
http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/toyfair2006/images/mattel/DSC04939.jpg

Maybe they will sell it in a 2-pack with the Batman squirtgun... :D

http://its-my-website.com/images/batmangun.jpg

[DuelaDent]

And I guess we should be happy that DC hasn't marketed toys with flames yet...otherwise we might end up with this superman figure that could double as a lighter!

http://img27.exs.cx/img27/4303/00acurry8rn.jpg

[Sanagi]

Wow, it's the "awkward moment after giving oral sex for the first time" figure.

[WhiteRose]

I had the sudden and crippling urge to purchase that, and the Wonder Woman figure you can pose with her hands on her hips, and put them both in entirely inappropriate positions.

[sk716]

I had the sudden and crippling urge to purchase that, and the Wonder Woman figure you can pose with her hands on her hips, and put them both in entirely inappropriate positions.

Just don't forget to post the pictures all over the internet. ;)

[Cam63]

Maybe they will sell it in a 2-pack with the Batman squirtgun... :D

http://its-my-website.com/images/batmangun.jpg

The people responsible for that are surely still laughing their arses off.

[Cam63]

My apologies to Action Figure insider but this Superman figure...blows.
"Super Breath Superman"..I kid you not.
Now, the debauchery begins.
http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/toyfair2006/images/mattel/DSC04939.jpg

It blows alright.