Lester Carthan is...

[Lester C.]

well finish the sentence. I think I’m opening up a can of worms with this one.

[Lester C.]

teh unsurpassed hotness.

[Lester C.]

Extraordinary funny. With the ten character limit this thread might not work. Should have thought of that in advance.

[Lester C.]

really board right now because no one is posting.

[PaladinZero]

Nahtrac Retsel spelled backwards!

[Karl J. Barnes]

..screaming for attention???

[Lubichev]

.......as vain as hell. And not alone anymore.


heh heh heh

[Lester C.]

is waiting for the bus on the account that his father is driving his car to work.

[Azrael52]

as Lester does.

[Lester C.]

mad bad and dangerous to know. Just like Lord Byron and Melissa. Speaking of which did you know that Lord Byron was good friends with Mary Shelly who would go on to write Frankenstein. He was also quite the ladies man.

[Buzz Dixon]

...Big John Studd in DIE LIKE A MAN, DAMMIT!

[Tommy]

Going to die in seven days. Seven days!

[Karl J. Barnes]

Going to die in seven days. Seven days!

But in what way?? Is Squirrel Girl going gnaw off his nut sack??

[Lester C.]

Going to die in seven days. Seven days!

metaphorically. I’m going to be reborn to kick pirate and ferret but.

[Lester C.]

But in what way?? Is Squirrel Girl going gnaw off his nut sack??

That was wrong you bastard.

[heystacy]

...crying tears of joy.

[Lester C.]

Is looking at Shades 0077 profile who in turn is looking at this thread right now.

[Tommy]

The gayest man I have ever met.

[Lester C.]

Just got done posting at Shades 0077 (I keep adding the 0077 because there is another user that goes by the name of shades. There is also a Cam that is different from Cam 63) and is about to go to school. Peace.

[Night Swordsman]

is poofy with pink and purple polka dots.

And the ferrets would hurt you. Badly. :)

[Lester C.]

The gayest man I have ever met.

You’re just trying to gather another tale of bad sex you can recount it to all us.

[Lester C.]

is poofy with pink and purple polka dots.

And the ferrets would hurt you. Badly. :)

No, that would be Dusty from his stint in the WWF,

[Matt Algren]

...trying to up his post count.

[Lubichev]

.....a cheap date.


And easy to get in the sack.

[stealthwise]

... looking for Lincoln's gold, but he doesn't have a shovel to dig with.

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY SHOVEL!

[Lubichev]

.....right behind you. Drooling.

[Night Swordsman]

No, that would be Dusty from his stint in the WWF,

Is making fun of Dusty...Grrrrr!

<puts lil pink and purple ribbons all over Lester then ties his shoelaces together while he is distracted>

[Azrael52]

is in lust with Savant.

[heystacy]

Is Catman and Cheshire's lovechild.

[Lubichev]

....surrounded by fanboys.

[Tommy]

...the man who had sex with the Wasp. thus leading her to drinking heavily with the Scarlet Witch, thus leading to Avengers Dissassembled.

Damn you.

[Shades0077]

...one bad mutha-Shut yo mouth!

[Calamas]

. . . an impostor. The real Lester Carthan not long ago declared:

“I’m throwing away my comics and quitting the internet.”

.

[sk716]

... a big doofus.

[Azrael52]

...10 lbs of shite in a 9 lb bag.

[DuelaDent]

a ferret lover :p

[Lester C.]

is not counting the last four posts in continuity.

[heystacy]

...eating dirt when he thinks no one is looking.

[Cam63]

...10 lbs of shite in a 9 lb bag.

I love this post !

[Red Berens]

...who again? The name sounds familiar...

[Cam63]

Fester Farkfan.

[WhiteRose]

... a lebian.

OH. MAH. GAWD.

[Lester C.]

...who again? The name sounds familiar...

Just what the hell kind of master are you anyway? I bet Papergirl knows the name of her lackeys. I am telling this is going to shoot employee moral straight down to the toilet. :mad:

[Lester C.]

... a lebian.

OH. MAH. GAWD.

Not according to J-bolt webpage. The operation hasn’t happened. Yet.

[Karl J. Barnes]

is in reality a hyper-intelliegent French Poodle named Fifi.

[Lubichev]

..still behind you. And still drooling.

[Karl J. Barnes]

..still behind you. And still drooling.

STILL!?!? Would someone give Lester a rag or something???

[Monkey Boy]

...my baby's daddy.

[Lester C.]

...my baby's daddy.

IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME. STOP TRYING TO SHAKE ME DOWN FOR CHILD SUPPORT. IT WAS A BOOTY CALL. GET OVER IT. RAY IS THE FATHER OF THE FUCKING BABY AND YOU KNOW IT.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/feeding-baby-monkey.jpg

[Night Swordsman]

Quit Monkeying around :)

[Lester C.]

Quit Monkeying around :)

Maybe you’re the father.

[Night Swordsman]

Sorry..its a MONKEY,not a CAT.

It's ALL yours. :p

[Azrael52]

I love this post !

Mwahahahahahaaha

[Azrael52]

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. STOP TRYING TO SHAKE ME DOWN FOR CHILD SUPPORT. I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE USED PROTECTION. IT WAS A BOOTY CALL. GET OVER IT. RAY IS SO COOL, HE CAN BE THE GODFATHER OF THE CUTE LITTLE GUY. YOU KNOW IT?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/feeding-baby-monkey.jpg

Awwww, I didn't know you felt this way, Les. What'd you guys name him? her?

[Azrael52]

the spokes person for Tiny Man brand condoms.

[Monkey Boy]

We thought Spike would be a good name.

[Lester C.]

We thought Spike would be a good name.
By we he means himself and Azrael

[Azrael52]

Yes, that's true. He did mean "himself and Az," since we were talking about Lester and MB's monkey lovechild. But really, in the end, I'm just the Godfather. I'll let them decide on a name.

[Lester C.]

the spokes person for Tiny Man brand condoms.

You do realize that most men that are considered tiny in stature are about four feet tall. So what your slam is saying is that my best friend is the size of for foot long subs stacked back to back. Way to insult me you pirate dumbass.

[Calamas]

Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

[Lester C.]

Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

This is what I'm forced to use as a condom.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/48488535.jpg

[Calamas]

Did you just admit to being a dick. I've heard that when you take Viagra, you get taller.

[Sabrinaset]

Just clipped this from the board. One thread above another. Is CBR trying to tell us something? Make of it what you will...

Lester Carthan is... ( 1 2 3 4 5 )
Lester Carthan Today 04:55 PM

A Complete ASS ( 1 2 )
Gail Simone

[Lester C.]

Just clipped this from the board. One thread above another. Is CBR trying to tell us something? Make of it what you will...

As the kid say that's how I roll.

[Night Swordsman]

Sorry..but you are NOT Christian.

=P

(SUPERECWFAN will get it ;) )

[Lester C.]

Sorry..but you are NOT Christian.

=P

(SUPERECWFAN will get it ;) )

But I’m on the other side and all of you that posted here are my peeps. And the C in my last name stands for Captain Charisma.

[Night Swordsman]

Least i thought he was 1000% better than Edge. ;)
And don't start me on the Edge/Matt/Lita thing. Grrr. V.1,Baby!

[Lester C.]

. . . an impostor. The real Lester Carthan not long ago declared:

“I’m throwing away my comics and quitting the internet.”

.

Okay today is the day I quit comics and the internet for 100 days. I know I sound like I'm crying wolf but I mean it this time.

[trigunfan1]

I'm leaving too if anyone cares.

[Night Swordsman]

Bye Lester. Or,if your gone,would it be Lesster?


Now,with 100% lesster included.

In all,come back in 100 days. We will still be here unless Gail gets homicidal..again.

[Calamas]

Okay today is the day I quit comics and the internet for 100 days. I know I sound like I'm crying wolf but I mean it this time.
I guess you meant 100 hours. No, can’t be. You missed that one too. I count 13 posts since you declared the above. 100 minutes. Yeah, that’s it. 100 minutes.

Congratulations, Lester. You stayed off the Internet for the whole 100 minutes.

Welcome back.

[Cam63]

Yeah and I'm only drinking Earl Grey tea from now on.

The priesthood looks good, too.

[Cam63]

I'm leaving too if anyone cares.

If I knew you better I might've missed you, guy who looks disturbingly like Lester.

[Sharpandpointies]

The hilarious thing is that I just found this thread (Lester Carthan is...) right above the thread 'A Complete ASS!'

Sorry, Lester Carthan. :(

[Lubichev]

Serendipity.

[Lester C.]

I guess you meant 100 hours. No, can’t be. You missed that one too. I count 13 posts since you declared the above. 100 minutes. Yeah, that’s it. 100 minutes.

Congratulations, Lester. You stayed off the Internet for the whole 100 minutes.

Welcome back.

My one day begins March 1. Honest. I am spending way too much time on the net. Most people can do things in moderation but I can’t get enough of interacting with you bastards so I’m going to have to go cold turkey.

[DuelaDent]

This is what I'm forced to use as a condom.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/48488535.jpg

A couple of my friends in high school got really drunk and actually used one of those when they got really horny and desparate at a party. She told me all the terrible details of how it felt, how they had to keep bunching it up and wrapping it around him, and many other things I never wanted to know.

I think that story is the reason I am fancy now. :confused:

[Night Swordsman]

My one day begins March 1. Honest. I am spending way too much time on the net. Most people can do things in moderation but I can’t get enough of interacting with you bastards so I’m going to have to go cold turkey.

Actually,i have been having the same problem. To be honest,i'm not enjoying YABS as i have been,and i don't seem to be meshing well with others.

Guess i am saying i AM going to be cutting back here,ALOT. Starting tonite.
Will check in a few days.
Take care everyone!
Bye.

[Lester C.]

Is reviving his own thread. Oh like none of saw this coming. I know SK 716 did.

[Tommy]

... Jealous that I just won the full set of Avengers Vol. 3!

[sk716]

...still a big doofus. Except now, he's a predictable big doofus.


And will of course insist this post remain out of continuity.

[Lester C.]

...still a big doofus. Except now, he's a predictable big doofus.


And will of course insist this post remain out of continuity.


There once was a lebian named SK 716 from the south

That had a filthy mouth

She owns three ferrets

That most likely eat carrots

Her roommate is Monkey Boy

Who is Azrael 52 boy toy

She has sworn her allegiance to Paper Girl

Who wears cheap shoes that she will never shill.

She is a director of films for the eye to see

But not me as I think the smell like pee

She works at Wall-mart

Which killed K-mart

If she is reading this poem for a spell

She can go straight to hell.

[sk716]

There once was a lebian named SK 716 from the south

That had a filthy mouth

She owns three ferrets

That most likely eat carrots

Her roommate is Monkey Boy

Who is Azrael 52 boy toy

She has sworn her allegiance to Paper Girl

Who wears cheap shoes that she will never shill.

She is a director of films for the eye to see

But not me as I think the smell like pee

She works at Wall-mart

Which killed K-mart

If she is reading this poem for a spell

She can go straight to hell.


Meh...

That most likely eat carrots

No, that would be very unhealthy for them.

[Cam63]

Ferrets eat mostly dobermanns they catch in the wild.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Ferrets eat mostly dobermanns they catch in the wild.

And drunken Austrailians...WELL..That's what I've heard!

[emilytbm]

...somewhat socially retarded ?

And also in love with my boyfriend... probably more than me in a creeeeeepy sort of way.

[Cam63]

And drunken Austrailians...WELL..That's what I've heard!

I thought I was being stalked...

[heystacy]

... is wanted in at least 20 states. Lester you rebel! Breaking hearts and taking names. You're like the Bandit.

[Cam63]

The funny thing is Lester was president of the Burt Reynolds Fan Club from 1976-1982.

[Cam63]

OK, I'm done now.

[Lester C.]

The funny thing is Lester was president of the Burt Reynolds Fan Club from 1976-1982.

Hey I wasn't even born when that fan club started. Allthough I did try to start several Adrian Paul fan clubs in high school.

[Lester C.]

...somewhat socially retarded ?

And also in love with my boyfriend... probably more than me in a creeeeeepy sort of way.

1. I do all my acting out here. I’m actually quiet mild mannered outside of the internet.
2. Not my fault that Sean is one of the most wonderfully complex individuals I have ever come across. He has an amazing personality type and profile that is unique him.

[Lester C.]

Meh...



No, that would be very unhealthy for them.

Pathetic, just pathetic.

My words exactly. My poem was brilliant!!!

[Lester C.]

Gail has a thread with her name in it. Sabrina has one as does Kyuubi, politescott. Even Casandra has one. EVERYONE HAS A THREAD WITH THEIR NAME IN IT BUT ME. THAT AINT RIGHT SO I'M FIXING, WHICH MEANS LESTER IS REVIVING HIS OWN THREAD BECAUSE IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TALK ABOUT SOMEONE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ME.:mad:

[TCJohnson]

I don't.

[Lester C.]

I don't.
You don't what.

[Larry Dixon]

He just doesn't. Gah. Honestly.

[Red Berens]

Hi Lester. You know, I was thinking about famous Lesters, and the only one I can think of was Les Nesman, from WKRP in Cincinnati.

[the4thpip]

...not as delicious as Pip.

[Lester C.]

...not as delicious as Pip.
Are you going to ask us to kiss your grits again?

[ROSS]

...is a guy who is using his home as a shelter for female ferrets who got knocked up by their boyfriend ferrets whom swears the baby ferrets are not his.

[Cam63]

Ferrets have standards, you know.

[Lubichev]

.....a cotquean.

[Azrael52]

...is Bea Arthur's stunt double.

[Lester C.]

...is Bea Arthur's stunt double.
Are you saying I'm dead to you?

[ROSS]

I didn't even know this thread was started months ago. I should pay more attention to things around here.

[Lubichev]

Yes, Lester had been a lot of things for a long time now. And it will never stop, because he is.........

[Monkey Boy]

....a dirty cheat who rigged the YABSies so he could get nominated 6 times.

[Citizen V]

Lester Carthan is.... Uncle Lester.

The Adams Family.

*Snaps Fingers*

[mistervader]

... capable of finding any conceivable excuse to up his post count.

In a snap.

[Lubichev]

an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a burrito.

[Lester C.]

... capable of finding any conceivable excuse to up his post count.

In a snap.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/cassie2ev.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/cassie2ev.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/cassie2ev.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/cassie2ev.jpg

It's more than my post count that is up right now.

[Lester C.]

watching this video over and over again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ManHMi3mRDw

[Red Berens]

My little buddy.

[OzBat!]

Lester is Gilligan? Then how the heck did he get off the island? Or does it get a Wi-Fi connection there now?

[Lester C.]

...happy he has his internet connection back in the new pad. His dad, as apartment warming present set him up with SBC phone line and dsl connection. Dad even going to foot the phone bill for a year. How cool is that?:) Granted he will be spending all of his time at work but still he has the internet again.

[WhiteRose]

...happy he has his internet connection back in the new pad. His dad, as apartment warming present set him up with SBC phone line and dsl connection. Dad even going to foot the phone bill for a year. How cool is that?:) Granted he will be spending all of his time at work but still he has the internet again.

....apparently back for a while.

...

Well, crap. :p

[Azrael52]

is the shitbombdiggity!