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Buzz Dixon
02-19-2006, 10:46 PM
A blog I check out on a regular basis is The Religious Policeman (http://muttawa.blogspot.com/), posted by a Saudi man living in England. I highly recommend the site for its wit and insight into Islamic culture.

He recently posted the following:

"NahnCee" sent me some new emoticons, and asked me if they were blasphemous. To look at them, of course, you need to tilt your head slightly, or rotate them in your "mind's eye". If you come from Qaseem*, you may want to follow these simple instructions:


1. Rotate your screen 90 degrees to the right.
2. Don't forget to take that coffee cup off first. Oops, too late, should have made that instruction 1.
3. Read the emoticons. What do they say? Try not to drool on the keyboard.
4. Rotate the screen 90 degrees to the left.
5. If your mouse has turned into a crab, you missed instruction 4.


Here they are:


Muhammad (((:~{>

Muhammad playing Little Orphan Annie (((8~{>

Muhammad as a pirate (((P~{>

Muhammad on a bad turban day ))):~{>

Muhammad with sand in his eye(((;~{>

Muhammad wearing sunglasses (((B~{>

Muhammad giving the raspberry. (((:~{P>

Giving Muhammad the raspberry. ;-P


So, are they blasphemous? I haven't a clue, in Quran class, I was the one who used to skip to the back to see if it had a happy ending. So I asked the Imam Here was his answer:


In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful

Dear Brother,Asalaamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatu Llahi wa Barakatuhu -

I pray that this message reaches you in increasing iman and wellbeing.

If these so-called "emoticons" remain just a collection of symbols, then that is all they are; they are devoid of meaning and significance.
On the other hand if, in the same way that
:-) turns into


it turns into a likeness of the Prophet (PBUH), then it would indeed be a grievous sin to type them or indeed to look at them, and you would be condemned to the eternal tortures of Hell.


But first, we would come and burn your house down.


I pray that Allah Most High grants for you the path of success in this and every matter.

And Allah Knows Best.

So there's your answer, "NahnCee".
No naughty emoticons.

*"The unfriendlest town in Saudi Arabia," according to the blogger; home of Wahabbism, so that should give you a big frickin' clue -- Buzz

Crowley
02-19-2006, 11:32 PM
awesome so:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/WWJK.jpg

Cam63
02-20-2006, 05:17 AM
I thought JC was strictly an M-16A2 guy.

Buzz Dixon
02-20-2006, 11:02 AM
According to some Aprocyphia texts, Christ killed a playmate by just wishing him dead then had to bring him back to calm the boy's mother down. These stories (and the ones about Him making clay doves that then came to life) were never considered canon by the church.

Lubichev
02-20-2006, 11:04 AM
According to some Aprocyphia texts, Christ killed a playmate by just wishing him dead then had to bring him back to calm the boy's mother down. These stories (and the ones about Him making clay doves that then came to life) were never considered canon by the church.
Did Glenn Danzig tell you that?

Buzz Dixon
02-20-2006, 11:18 AM
I have a small section in my library of religious texts, mostly Christian but some Taoist, Buddhist, and gnostic. There are various editions of the Apocryphia around. Some of the Apocryphia are books that have some Biblical validity (the Gospel of Peter, for example, which is basically a Barlett's Quotations of Christ's teachings and not a narrative as the other four Gospels, hence the reason for its exclusion in the final assembly of the New Testament), others appear quite spurious (the aforementioned stories of the dead playmate and the doves).

Bored at 3:00AM
02-20-2006, 12:05 PM
According to some Aprocyphia texts, Christ killed a playmate by just wishing him dead then had to bring him back to calm the boy's mother down. These stories (and the ones about Him making clay doves that then came to life) were never considered canon by the church.

I remember that, that was back when the Vatican published Crisis on Infinite Texts to sort out all of Jesus' continuity problems....

Larry Dixon
02-20-2006, 10:18 PM
I remember that, that was back when the Vatican published Crisis on Infinite Texts to sort out all of Jesus' continuity problems....

Bwahhh hah hahh hahhhh!!!

Clement
02-20-2006, 10:23 PM
According to some Aprocyphia texts, Christ killed a playmate by just wishing him dead then had to bring him back to calm the boy's mother down. These stories (and the ones about Him making clay doves that then came to life) were never considered canon by the church.

Don't forget the one where Jesus waterski jumps over a shark.

Cam63
02-21-2006, 04:19 AM
Jesus did that too !?

I thought he was done with risk taking shit after that Easter thing.

Bored at 3:00AM
02-21-2006, 12:55 PM
To be honest, I like the Jesus of Earth-2 more. He's the black one.

Calamas
02-21-2006, 02:32 PM
That's right, I forgot. Earth-2 came first.