Move Over Slim Fast

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Okay ... in all seriousness ... glad you're feeling better Mike :) And I have to admit, that the flu is a good way to loose some weight ;)

[Mike Wieringo]

I wanted to lose 10 pounds in the worst way.....

And so I lost 10 pounds... in the worst way. ;)

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I wanted to lose 10 pounds in the worst way.....

And so I lost 10 pounds... in the worst way. ;)

Testimonial from one of our subj ... err ... clients (yeah ... that's it). So order your's today :D

[Mike Wieringo]

Sadly-- though I look slimmer and feel lighter... I went to the gym for the first time since getting sick last night, and after weighing myself, discovered I'd only lost 2 pounds.

So the 'program' was an all around bust. :mad:

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Sadly-- though I look slimmer and feel lighter... I went to the gym for the first time since getting sick last night, and after weighing myself, discovered I'd only lost 2 pounds.

So the 'program' was an all around bust. :mad:

Dang ... hmm ... wonder if we can market it as a WMD? ;)

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Sadly-- though I look slimmer and feel lighter... I went to the gym for the first time since getting sick last night, and after weighing myself, discovered I'd only lost 2 pounds.

So the 'program' was an all around bust. :mad:


Yeah, I would say so. The vast majority of the temporary weight you lost initially was more than likely, water weight.

[Mike Wieringo]

Probably so..... :o