What celebrity would you get to interview Hilary.

[dougputhoff]

We have a similar thread in the forum about Dubya, so I think it only fair we have one for Hilary.

As with my answer to the Dubya thread, my answer to this question is a no-brainer:

Ann Coulter.

[Wesley Dodds]

Betty Friedan.

[Fabian]

Lyndsay Lohan

That way they can get past their petty rivalries with a full on cat-fight

[Greg Blackman]

Ron Jeremy - now THAT would be worth watching

[kmeyers]

Wolverine.

[Forefinger]

I think this may be more appropriate for this thread than the G. W. Bush one..

Stone Cold Steve Austin. Interview........stunner.......beer.......IT WOULD BE AWESOME!

[Valmore]

Bill O'Reilly, of course. He'd foam at the mouth like a rabid dog and probably end up biting her head off. Security beats down Bill O'Reilly, viewers win.

[Sabrinaset]

I'd prefer Dr. Walter Williams, although Ann Coulter, Vince McMahon, or Michale Savage might be interesting!

[wader0069]

Rosie O'donell

[Boldido]

Paris Hilton...that would be hot.

[Mike Smash!]

I'll have to go with Ali G... It's sad much better interviews he gets out of people than most interviewers. Not in the content of the subject's words, but in their behavior.

Ali G interviews are excellent for judging someone's patience and tolerance.

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/06.10/photos/artsart.jpg

BOOYAKASHA!!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'd love to see Steve Austin interview Hillary.


" Are you against the right to bear arms ? Because I love hunting and fishin . "

" No I believe that tougher gun legislation is needed. "


" What ? " ( she repeats it) " What ? What ?? What?? " ( Austin cuts her off at this and holds his arm up. ) " Whats my watch say ? "

" Uhhh your not wearing one . "

" Have a beer . "

" I don't want one . "

" So your turnin down a beer from good ole Stone Cold ? Your turnin down a beer from Stone Cold Steve Austin . Well Hillary, ...." ( Austin stops and flips her the double bird...kick wham stunner as he opens a beer and pours it on her as people go crazy. )

" Austin 3:16 means I just whooped your ass ! It also means that Stone Cold votes Republican and thats the bottom line...cause Stone Cold says So ! "

[Valmore]

I'll have to go with Ali G... It's sad much better interviews he gets out of people than most interviewers. Not in the content of the subject's words, but in their behavior.

Ali G interviews are excellent for judging someone's patience and tolerance.

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/06.10/photos/artsart.jpg

BOOYAKASHA!!

No, I'm afraid I'd jump through the t.v. and beat his stupid ass down just for looking like a friggin' imbecile. I have no patience for the stupid-looking.

[BlairH]

I'll have to go with Ali G... It's sad much better interviews he gets out of people than most interviewers. Not in the content of the subject's words, but in their behavior.

Ali G interviews are excellent for judging someone's patience and tolerance.

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/06.10/photos/artsart.jpg

BOOYAKASHA!!

I agree. Sasha Cohen is an awesome judge of character despite his criticts.

[Mike Smash!]

No, I'm afraid I'd jump through the t.v. and beat his stupid ass down just for looking like a friggin' imbecile. I have no patience for the stupid-looking.Actually, that's the point of Ali G..

It's about seeing how long a celebrity or public figure can tolerate his inane questions and moronic exclamations, all being totally unaware that he's playing a character.

Some people comport themselves well, realize they're talking to a moron and roll with it (Newt Gingrich, Ralph Nader, Brent Scowcroft) and other just get really really pissed off at him (C. Everett Coop, James Lipton, Andy Rooney).

Seriously check out his show (http://www.hbo.com/alig/video/) for Ali and his other characters, especially Borat, a reporter from Kahzakstan who interviews people in the US and says the most horribly inappropriate things.

[BlairH]

Seriously check out his show (http://www.hbo.com/alig/video/) for Ali and his other characters, especially Borat, a reporter from Kahzakstan who interviews people in the US and says the most horribly inappropriate things.
hehe! You guys didn't catch "Borat's guide to the UK" THAT was awesome!

(to a group of animal rights activists) "In Kahzakstan we like the animal very much! Our best TV show is 'jumping cat and dog' where they dress the animal up like eehhh family roral, like ehhh Prince Elizabeth, and the floor is only a little bit warm so they hop"

He also told same activists that he liked to shoot dogs for fun! The PETA freaks in response said "You evil bastard! Piss off!"

[Mike Smash!]

hehe! You guys didn't catch "Borat's guide to the UK" THAT was awesome!

(to a group of animal rights activists) "In Kahzakstan we like the animal very much! Our best TV show is 'jumping cat and dog' where they dress the animal up like eehhh family roral, like ehhh Prince Elizabeth, and the floor is only a little bit warm so they hop"

He also told same activists that he liked to shoot dogs for fun! The PETA freaks in response said "You evil bastard! Piss off!"My favorite with Borat was him going to a Historical site in the US, where people were recreating how life was in the 1700s and Borat asked the employee acting as a blacksmith if he was a slave.

[Mike Smash!]

My favorite Ali G moment was him asking a Catholic priest if Jesus was real or if it was just your dad all dressed up.

[BlairH]

My favorite with Borat was him going to a Historical site in the US, where people were recreating how life was in the 1700s and Borat asked the employee acting as a blacksmith if he was a slave.

"You are building time machine?"

"In Kazahkstan we always say USA technology is very good. But here I can see that is actually..very primative."

[BlairH]

My favorite Ali G moment was him asking a Catholic priest if Jesus was real or if it was just your dad all dressed up.

I'm particularly fond of the segment he did on guns. Especially when he interviewed the NRA spokesperson.

AG:"Has anyone ever been killed by a gun?"
NRA:"uh...yes"
AG:"When?"

[warspite1805]

Never been a big fan of Ali G but I liked it when he interviewed the Bekhams on one Red Nose day and asked directly why they dn't make a big donation to eat as they could clearly afford it.

[Dan Apodaca]

No, I'm afraid I'd jump through the t.v. and beat his stupid ass down just for looking like a friggin' imbecile. I have no patience for the stupid-looking.

Wow. I wonder if you realize how that sounds.

[BlairH]

Wow. I wonder if you realize how that sounds.

I thought it sounded hilarious! Had the image of Valmore actually jumping into a large plasma TV then beating the crap out of Ali-G, then heroically spitting on Ali's defeated corpse.

Of course, Val should also utter the one liner "I have no patience for the stupid looking!"

[Valmore]

Wow. I wonder if you realize how that sounds.

Yeah... and it sounds as hilarious now as it did then.

[Valmore]

I thought it sounded hilarious! Had the image of Valmore actually jumping into a large plasma TV then beating the crap out of Ali-G, then heroically spitting on Ali's defeated corpse.

Of course, Val should also utter the one liner "I have no patience for the stupid looking!"

HULK SMASH PUNY MAN!!!

[Dan Apodaca]

I thought it sounded hilarious! Had the image of Valmore actually jumping into a large plasma TV then beating the crap out of Ali-G, then heroically spitting on Ali's defeated corpse.

Of course, Val should also utter the one liner "I have no patience for the stupid looking!"

Really? I thought it sounded ignorant and bigoted, judging somebody by their appearance, and all.

[BlairH]

Really? I thought it sounded ignorant and bigoted, judging somebody by their appearance, and all.

Not at all. You have to remember that "Ali G" is attempting to insult that particular "look". He isn't actually like that in real life.

[Dan Apodaca]

Not at all. You have to remember that "Ali G" is attempting to insult that particular "look". He isn't actually like that in real life.

I don't see how that matters. Ali G is insulting a type of behavior, using the look that is commonly associated with it.

And you don't have to explain Ali G to me. I know all about Sasha Baron-Cohen.

[BlairH]

And you don't have to explain Ali G to me. I know all about Sasha Baron-Cohen.
Would you say that Sasha Baron-Cohen is bigoted?

[Dan Apodaca]

Would you say that Sasha Baron-Cohen is bigoted?

I'd say there's a difference between making fun of a type of behavior that doesn't restrict itself to one race, and saying you want to beat somebody up because of how they look.

[BlairH]

I'd say there's a difference between making fun of a type of behavior that doesn't restrict itself to one race, and saying you want to beat somebody up because of how they look.

Both of the actions you've described were done in the name of comedy and had no real level of threat behind them (saying that you want to beat up a comic is far from offensive)

The fact that you brought the subject of race into the equation does much to reveal your intentions...

[Valmore]

Really? I thought it sounded ignorant and bigoted, judging somebody by their appearance, and all.

Know what would be awesome?

If Ali G interviewed Hillary and she kicked him in the balls while yelling, "STUPID-LOOKING FREAK!!!"

I'd almost vote for her!

[BlairH]

Know what would be awesome?

If Ali G interviewed Hillary and she kicked him in the balls while yelling, "STUPID-LOOKING FREAK!!!"

I'd almost vote for her!

It would be funny, but I still couldn't vote for her.

[Dan Apodaca]

Both of the actions you've described were done in the name of comedy and had no real level of threat behind them (saying that you want to beat up a comic is far from offensive)

The fact that you brought the subject of race into the equation does much to reveal your intentions...

I don't know what you think my intentions are. If I were an emoticon user, there'd be a little round confused face here. My only intention was to express my feeling of being bothered by his statement. I brought race into it to illustrate that Ali G was making fun of something strictly behavioral vs. making fun of somebody for the way they look.

I honestly didn't see the comedy in it. It didn't sound like a joke to me. Maybe it's me, but I don't find fighting funny.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Know what would be awesome?

If Ali G interviewed Hillary and she kicked him in the balls while yelling, "STUPID-LOOKING FREAK!!!"

I'd almost vote for her!


Then Stone Cold would drive down in his Ford pickup to much applause. KICK.....WHAM.....STUNNER!! " Thats the Bottom Line Hillary , cause Stone Cold SAYS SO!! "

[Dan Apodaca]

Know what would be awesome?

If Ali G interviewed Hillary and she kicked him in the balls while yelling, "STUPID-LOOKING FREAK!!!"

I'd almost vote for her!

This, for instance? I'm not offended by this at all. I have no moral issue with it.

But I don't think it's funny at all. Just stupid.

[Shellhead]

Carrot Top.

[Rachel Grey]

Heidi Felleis

(Is that how you spell her name?)

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Heidi Felleis

(Is that how you spell her name?)


If your thinking of the woman who used to be the Hollywood Madam and ran a huge prostitution ring its Heidi Fleiuss

[Rachel Grey]

If your thinking of the woman who used to be the Hollywood Madam and ran a huge prostitution ring its Heidi Fleiuss

That's the one, thanks :)

It'd be fun watching Hillary's head explode :)

[BlairH]

I'd like to see Gordon Freeman interview Hillary

GF: "......"
HC: "What?!"
GF: "......"

[The Mirrorball Man]

I'd like to see Gordon Freeman interview Hillary

GF: "......"
HC: "What?!"
GF: "......"
I don't get why people think Gordon Freeman can't say anything. Sure, the guy is very shy, and he doesn't speak often, especially in tense situation, but he expresses himself very clearly when the need arises: he can nod his head, he can jump with joy, he can er... run around you in circles, give you soda cans, and if he doesn't like you, he'll probably shoot you. You just have to know the guy, that's all.

With Hilary, I think Freeman would just shoot her.

[Forefinger]

I'd love to see Steve Austin interview Hillary.


" Are you against the right to bear arms ? Because I love hunting and fishin . "

" No I believe that tougher gun legislation is needed. "


" What ? " ( she repeats it) " What ? What ?? What?? " ( Austin cuts her off at this and holds his arm up. ) " Whats my watch say ? "

" Uhhh your not wearing one . "

" Have a beer . "

" I don't want one . "

" So your turnin down a beer from good ole Stone Cold ? Your turnin down a beer from Stone Cold Steve Austin . Well Hillary, ...." ( Austin stops and flips her the double bird...kick wham stunner as he opens a beer and pours it on her as people go crazy. )

" Austin 3:16 means I just whooped your ass ! It also means that Stone Cold votes Republican and thats the bottom line...cause Stone Cold says So ! "
Pretty much what I was thinking. What?

STONE COLD FOR PREZ!