View Full Version : Early Review X3... Im worried ....
Drifter
01-22-2006, 05:03 PM
cheak out this... EARLY REVIEW (http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22244)
*** HUGE SPOILERS LIE AHEAD ***
** BEWARE **
Nightcrawler
01-22-2006, 05:07 PM
Everyone, if you read that, PLEASE do not spoil it in other threads. I'm staying away from that link and this thread, so please do not spoil the movie for those of us who don't want to be spoiled.
zinderel
01-22-2006, 05:13 PM
Well, I feel like spoiling everything!
See, Magneto, right?
He's got this mutant army of zebra men, and by the end of the movie, Magneto and Xavier are revealed to actually be the SAME GUY!
It's the High Evolutionary and his animen! And then Krakoa, who is a small asian boy in the movie, comes in and kills both of them, which drives Jean crazy, so she goes to Subway and orders a SUPER fatty chicken sandwich, which pisses off the Phoenix and creates Dark Phoenix.
Well, I feel like spoiling everything!
See, Magneto, right?
He's got this mutant army of zebra men, and by the end of the movie, Magneto and Xavier are revealed to actually be the SAME GUY!
It's the High Evolutionary and his animen! And then Krakoa, who is a small asian boy in the movie, comes in and kills both of them, which drives Jean crazy, so she goes to Subway and orders a SUPER fatty chicken sandwich, which pisses off the Phoenix and creates Dark Phoenix.
Wow, it sounds Oscar-Worthy. :D
Faded
01-22-2006, 05:27 PM
Egad!!!
.........
Joe Zool
01-22-2006, 05:28 PM
*reads*
Well. Now we know why Storm is getting more exposure.
And I don't mean that in a good way.
Nyssane
01-22-2006, 05:31 PM
Lame, no mention of a certain big gal with a penchant for creating shockwaves...:(
zinderel
01-22-2006, 05:34 PM
Oh yeah, Storm and Shadowcat, right?
They uh...get frisky.
And Logan tapes the whole thing to sell to "Mutant Chix Gone Wyld!" in the Mojoverse. *nods*
And then the cops come and raid the X-Mansion for being perverts, and when they see what Beast is doing to Rogue, well...Pretty sad.
OK, enough o'that. LOL
anthony!
01-22-2006, 05:35 PM
Sad sad sad if true.
And I'm thinking it is. It's too much to hope for that this won't suck.
It must really stink being a staffer at Marvel and watching a movie with your characters spiral out of control so...stupidly...
Chiasm
01-22-2006, 05:39 PM
:evilangry
Halley Berry pulls a diva act after X-2. Poor me, I don't have enough screen time. It doesn't matter that my character sucks in these movies and I brought down every scene I'm in. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
And it looks like they caved in to her and she'll be all over this movie. :( Thus ensuring its going to SUCK.
And Did I read that right. Both Cyclops and Xavier are going to be killed off. WTF
Joe Zool
01-22-2006, 05:43 PM
You know what's really sad, though?
This is still going to make a million bucks and be #1 at the box office.
Porcelain
01-22-2006, 05:47 PM
Famke does look quite impressive - which I didn't expect.
The rest, narrative aside, really hoping there won't be as much Stormisation as it says. Bear in mind, that even if this is an honest review, there's still bound to be quite a bit of editing past initial previews.
You know what's really sad, though?
This is still going to make a million bucks and be #1 at the box office.
And there's the conundrum, you can't really know it's that bad unless you see it.
xakko
01-22-2006, 05:50 PM
I'm boycotting this movie for the crap decisions being made.
I wonder if there's enough to make a stink at Marvel.
Novaya Havoc
01-22-2006, 06:18 PM
Ugh. Storm is now my mortal enemy.
I wish he would have said if there was a Beverley Mahood/Dazzler cameo. That's the only thing I care about at this point.
Just more proof that X2 was gold, and this is sad trash to get PS out of the films.
Murrocko
01-22-2006, 06:20 PM
This really doesn't sound good.
lament
01-22-2006, 06:20 PM
I refuse to consider the character Halle Berry plays "Storm." Ugh. I don't know how much of this review is accurate, but it has me worried.
ibrakeforchinwe
01-22-2006, 06:27 PM
I only looked at the pics. They are awesome. I will love the movie no matter what.
X-Men Forever
01-22-2006, 07:05 PM
I refuse to consider the character Halle Berry plays "Storm." Ugh. I don't know how much of this review is accurate, but it has me worried.
This review is just one persons critique of the film. Every movie reviewer who sees the film will have different views on it. Don't hate on the movie before you see it for yourself. If you think it sucks after seeing it, the you can bit<h away.
streator
01-22-2006, 07:06 PM
i haven't seen x-men 2 yet, and after reading that link, i doubt i'll see x-men 3.
Neolucifer
01-22-2006, 07:07 PM
I'll still see it , even if possibly for comedy purposes . But i got a feeling that everybody is going ot hate it , while finally i'll get to like a X movie :p :D :evilsmile
AceOfSpades
01-22-2006, 07:11 PM
Well, I feel like spoiling everything!
See, Magneto, right?
He's got this mutant army of zebra men, and by the end of the movie, Magneto and Xavier are revealed to actually be the SAME GUY!
It's the High Evolutionary and his animen! And then Krakoa, who is a small asian boy in the movie, comes in and kills both of them, which drives Jean crazy, so she goes to Subway and orders a SUPER fatty chicken sandwich, which pisses off the Phoenix and creates Dark Phoenix.
HOW DARE YOU RUIN IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!! :p Now I'll know to expect those gosh-darn Zebra men
Brian M.
01-22-2006, 07:14 PM
It doesn't so bad except for the beginning. I'll have his head for that part.
Brian M.
01-22-2006, 07:15 PM
I'll skip X3.
But it has your God in it, he's gonna make an appearance, don't you wanna see him on screen?
xakko
01-22-2006, 07:29 PM
This review is just one persons critique of the film. Every movie reviewer who sees the film will have different views on it. Don't hate on the movie before you see it for yourself. If you think it sucks after seeing it, the you can bit<h away.
The review lists a spoiler that I have said will prevent the possibility of seeing this movie in the theatres. So I won't.
I am irritated enough to call for a boycott of the movie, and I would welcome anyone who is similarly inclined to join me.
X-Men Forever
01-22-2006, 07:35 PM
The review lists a spoiler that I have said will prevent the possibility of seeing this movie in the theatres. So I won't.
I am irritated enough to call for a boycott of the movie, and I would welcome anyone who is similarly inclined to join me.
Whatever. You know you are going to be the first x-fan in line for a ticket when the movie opens in may. You will be the first poster to start a thread about X3 *spoilers* right after you see the advanced screening of the movie.
lament
01-22-2006, 07:56 PM
This review is just one persons critique of the film. Every movie reviewer who sees the film will have different views on it. Don't hate on the movie before you see it for yourself. If you think it sucks after seeing it, the you can bit<h away.
Storm was barely Storm in the first two movies, as well, though.
X-Men Forever
01-22-2006, 08:00 PM
Storm was barely Storm in the first two movies, as well, though.
True. And the bad acting by Halle did not help either.
Novaya Havoc
01-22-2006, 08:06 PM
First it was Halle as Storm with her bootleg African accent.
<!--INSERT OSCAR!!!!-->
Then she was "Halle" in a wig.
Now she is Halle in a wig with her roots showing.
Blah.
Callie
01-22-2006, 08:49 PM
If that review is true, I don't think I want to see this movie after all. It's like watching all those sequels of Batman. It just got worse and worse until it became a mockery of itself.
X-Men Forever
01-22-2006, 08:52 PM
The first 2 X-Men films were not very good, so why would anybody think the third film would be great or should be great? Just enjoy them for what they are, a corny comic book action film.
Rachel Grey
01-22-2006, 09:31 PM
Guh. I'm officially worried now.
Still, those pics of Famke do look pretty badass...
Titan76
01-22-2006, 09:57 PM
I read about 15% of the spoilers and well........ I hope most of this is BS. Infact I hope everything I read about this is BS. I am still going to go see the movie because I'm my own judge but this review has me worried, A LOT!! I didn't think the first 2 movies were that good, infact the first one suck but if the third film is like what this review said, well sadly enough we still have the first 2 films to watch. :(
steve2275
01-22-2006, 10:33 PM
You know what's really sad, though?
This is still going to make a million bucks and be #1 at the box office.
and ill help make it happen :D
Will.S
01-22-2006, 11:33 PM
I'm not even going to touch that review because it has a high degree of being bogus unless it logically explains everything blow by blow.
Vegetarian Goat
01-22-2006, 11:41 PM
I've read the article- and i have to say, it didn't worry me all that much. There wasn't anything in here that i ddin't know from reading other older spoilers, and most of it has been public knowledge long enough to get over it.
If these types of changes were made in the comics, i'd be concerned. But it's a movie- the last movie, probably... and it can afford to take a few risks. I think it's kinda neat that the film makers are just GOING FOR IT, and putting all the craziest crap they can think of into this movie. They probably realize it's the end, and want to have some fun block-bustery eye candy.
Do i think it'll be as good as X2? Of course not. But i bet it'll be at least as good as Fantastic Four, which despite all the critics reviews ( i don't listen to critics anyway, but that's because in my years of experience i find i almost ALWAYS disagree with them) wasn't that bad of a movie in my opinion. In fact, fan reaction to the film was pretty positive, i'd say. Even fan reaction to the X3 trailer was positive. So i see no reason to believe that despite what someone who saw an unfinished rough cut of the film says, fan reaction won't be positive after X3 opens.
If you look at it as it's own entity- despite what certain plot elements are- it's basically just another alternate reality for familiar characters to play in. And as far as i'm concerned, as long as they get the characters right (which for the most part, they've done so far) i'll be happy with whatever story they choose to throw at me.
Magneto_X
01-23-2006, 12:44 AM
Sad sad sad if true.
And I'm thinking it is. It's too much to hope for that this won't suck.
It must really stink being a staffer at Marvel and watching a movie with your characters spiral out of control so...stupidly...
Claremont would have fainted if he read that. :eek:
Magneto_X
01-23-2006, 12:45 AM
You know what's really sad, though?
This is still going to make a million bucks and be #1 at the box office.
Not with Superman around. It'll leave X-men in the dust.
Twigglet
01-23-2006, 12:47 AM
You knw whats really sad.
None of you are questioning the reviewer.
For God sake, he describes himself as an "Wolverine Rogue shipper" that should be the first sign he's not the best person to describe the film.
A lot of the things he says seem to be him annoyed his favorite characters wern't doing anything. This review if anything made me more excited for the movie.
Quicksilver
01-23-2006, 01:11 AM
I freaking hate Halle Berry! She ruined the X-men...Oh how I loathe the day she was casted
Bishop_Proudstar
01-23-2006, 01:14 AM
Watch as those spoilers don't happen quite like they are written to end..
I just don't trust this spoiler.
Sorry.
They had the script for "X2", and sprinkled in some truth in some "tidbits", but either withheld The Phoenix-revelation, or really didn't know much about it. If they withheld the ending of "X2" in "2002", why are they "rebels full of spoilers now"? It's a "new day" with new possibilities, but I doubt it's much different than for "X2".
Bishop_Proudstar
01-23-2006, 01:21 AM
If I was Fox and Marvel, and wanted to throw-off most spoiler seekers who consciously want to find some reason to gripe about the film, I would create a way to leak some spoilers of my own.
Bishop_Proudstar
01-23-2006, 01:24 AM
You knw whats really sad.
None of you are questioning the reviewer.
For God sake, he describes himself as an "Wolverine Rogue shipper" that should be the first sign he's not the best person to describe the film.
A lot of the things he says seem to be him annoyed his favorite characters wern't doing anything. This review if anything made me more excited for the movie.
They want to be disappointed early, so they can "warn The World" and take credit for doing so months in advance.
I'm sure they will see this film twice in on opening week.
Dr Manolis Dooplove
01-23-2006, 04:03 AM
the review has been taken off the site...
anyone saved a link?
milhouse123321
01-23-2006, 04:20 AM
Well I'm sure as hell still gonna go see it
Novaya Havoc
01-23-2006, 07:57 AM
Not with Superman around. It'll leave X-men in the dust.
And there's always DaVinci Code, too...
... and Silent Hill is coming out not too far beforehand.
4/21/06 - Silent Hill (http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/silenthill.php)
5/5/06 - MI: 3 (http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/missionimpossible3.php)
5/19/06 - DaVinci Code (http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/davincicode.php)
5/26/06 - X3
X3 does have about a month with no real competition, but these other films that are coming out within the month leading up to it will chew viewers. DaVinci Code especially.
LordAllMighty
01-23-2006, 08:38 AM
I've read the article- and i have to say, it didn't worry me all that much. There wasn't anything in here that i ddin't know from reading other older spoilers, and most of it has been public knowledge long enough to get over it.
IMHO, the review looked like a whole lot of BS. LIke you said this review didn’t say anything new; it just repeated the same thing you can find on any X-fan message board. Besides, AIC is not a very reliable source when it comes to spoilers, which is probably the reason the article was removed
You knw whats really sad.
None of you are questioning the reviewer.
For God sake, he describes himself as an "Wolverine Rogue shipper" that should be the first sign he's not the best person to describe the film.
A lot of the things he says seem to be him annoyed his favorite characters wern't doing anything. This review if anything made me more excited for the movie.
I have to agree with everything you said here. Also what Wolverine/Rogue relationship is he talking about?
Dang Fan boy/girls
Novaya Havoc
01-23-2006, 08:46 AM
I don't know. AICN gets a lot right, IMO. It doesn't break it down to every detail, but their advance reviews of HP4 were spot on.
Granted, I knew people who were at that very same advance screening, so... *shrug*
Anyway, the article sounded fairly legit to me. So he commented more on what he thought was lacking (in context of what he wanted to see). So what? We ALL do that. And AICN is full of fanboys who do that left-and-right. He hated on Storm being everywhere, and on the notable lack of other characters.
Given that there are at least 10 new "side" characters in X3, what do you anticipate?
But it has your God in it, he's gonna make an appearance, don't you wanna see him on screen?
Chris Claremont is a writer, not God. I don't go to movies to see cameo appearances of people.
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