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hbkabdul
01-19-2006, 12:19 AM
Book opens up with two brothers squabbling in an alley. They've found some spandex and stumbled on what the younger brother believes is a superhero. But the older brother indicates the deceased and badly beaten costumed character is a super villian. The brothers decide to leave the body undisturbed to avoid being blamed for anything as we see the body being dumped into a garbage bin. At no point is it revealed who the super villian is.

The super villian who later coins himself the Pitiful One is traveling what i assume to be the bowels of hell in search for some green blobish substance. His search comes to an end when he finds said gunk.

Elsewhere in the sanctum of Dr. Strange we see him conversing with Wong. Dr. Strange isn't feeling good apparently and seems to be suffering from hemorrhoids according to Wong. Strange conjures up a spell and notices that something is happening in the afterworld. He begins to tell Wong something about who is behind it but stops mid sentence. Strange odd behaviour leads Wong to call another doctor for an appointment for Dr. Strange.

Back in the afterworld we see the Pitiful One along with Mysterio, Kraven, the Anarchist and Miss America I believe. He places the green substance on their foreheads and one by one they fade away.

Later Strange and Wong visit Dr. Young who went to medical school with Strange. Strange complains about not living a normal life etc etc. Young complains about living the mundane life and wishing the roles were reversed. Strange somehow notices that Young is unable to enjoy his life because of minor demon that entered him many lives ago. One quick spell later and he cures Dr Young and leaves.

Back to the Pitiful One and his gang we see they have entered the land of the living via the green substance. It allows them to join the land of the living for 24 hours before being returned to the afterworld. The group takes over the UN building and refuse to speak with anyone except Strange. We briefly see the two brothers from the start of the story but they have grown older. This time around the younger brother doesn't seem so scared of his older brother. Strange encounters the Pitiful One who explains he was a supervillian who got beat up by the Fantastic Four, Thor and Daredevil. Never says exactly who the villian is though. He tells Strange that he wants to live again and knows its possible as Colossus, Elektra and Psylocke have managed to die and be reborn. However some army general intervenes and decides to end negotiations and send in the troops.

Later we learn all the troops were slaughtered and that the dead characters have returned to the afterworld. Strange decides he must do something but knows he needs assistance. Preferably from someone who can move freely through the land of the living and the land of the dead. Last page we see Deadgirl sitting around with Gwen Stacy and Mockingbird.

A decent issue but it feels like Milligan doesn't have a great grasp on Wong or Dr Strange. It's mentioned by both that they seem to be acting out of character but due to some outside forces. Anarchist gets off a few lines and the dialogue feels natural as he is Milligan's creation. The whole story seems to lack a lot of Milligan's sense of humor and satire that was abundant in X-statix. It is there but in small doses. As normal for Marvel stories as of late the lead character doesn't show up until the last page. Mild recommendation to pick this up.

Dr Manolis Dooplove
01-19-2006, 04:04 AM
i thought it was a great return to form for Milligan, full of trademark X-Statix humour! There's lots of gutteral humour, a pop feel, snappy dialogue and laugh uot loud moments and the best Dr Strange of Wong interaction I've read!

plus, any issue that deals with Dr Strange's hemmoroids' problems gets an A+ from me!

10/10 highly recommended!

SlightlyMad
01-19-2006, 10:05 AM
I think we've found the new creative team if Marvel wants to launch a new Dr Strange series! Awesome stuff.

So far, this has lived up to all of my expectations, of course now I've cover for issue #4 (http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0601/17/deadgirl4.htm) I'm even more excited! :cool: Bring it on Dead Girlfriend!

Ryan K
01-19-2006, 10:36 AM
This was fantastic. Everything I hoped it would be.

Anybody notice Milligan and Allred's name in the graffiti in the opening scene. And Toth's name too.

xmanson
01-19-2006, 01:24 PM
Very nice, though I think it's a little odd Alicar would be in hell, while the other don't seem to be, but it was nice he adressed that.

Jack Flash
01-19-2006, 01:31 PM
What a kick butt issue! I can't wait for Dead Girl to get thrown into the mix. Tike being "back" also rocks socks.

xmanson
01-19-2006, 01:33 PM
And LOL for the book with a cd inside... much faster to search. hehehe...

Gaveedra 6
01-19-2006, 03:12 PM
Dr. Strange to Wong: Speak propper English! We all know you can.

Best line ever.

Doom Hammer
01-19-2006, 05:05 PM
Dr. Strange to Wong: Speak propper English! We all know you can.

Best line ever.

Indeed, I can now die a happy man, since Doctor Strange has pointed that out. :D

When did I start talking like that? Who the heck says "suffice" anymore?

I kinda had doubts about this series after Milligan's mediocre X-Men run, but man, he really proved himself to be the genius we all know he is.

Milligan wrote some great humor, of all sorts. It had a solid and engaging story, with a lot happening in the first issue. I wonder why Tike was in Hell, anyway? X-Statix were always kind of amoral, but I certainly wouldn't say they were evil or beyond redemption.

I can only see this mini getting better and better. And I see the serious chance of an X-Statix revival, should the sales on this book be decent enough.

And I love the art! Allred's inks really make themselves noticable, tightening up Dragotta's already-nifty art, making a unique and recognizable (and entirely familiar) look for this series.

YAY! for X-statix! We've missed you so...!

Sir_Hawkeye
01-19-2006, 05:40 PM
Looks good and maybe next week I'll pick it up if there still are some copies but just to note The Pitiful One is a villain. He actually existed under that name and all I think in 70's. He got lost in continuity for years and its just a guy Milligan once saw and thought to put him in here. MY guess is his spot was interchangeable with anyone that hasn't been seen in decades.

Doom Hammer
01-19-2006, 05:42 PM
Looks good and maybe next week I'll pick it up if there still are some copies but just to note The Pitiful One is a villain. He actually existed under that name and all I think in 70's. He got lost in continuity for years and its just a guy Milligan once saw and thought to put him in here. MY guess is his spot was interchangeable with anyone that hasn't been seen in decades.

Are you sure? He mentioned that he went by a different name in life, and renamed himself after death. So...I don't know.

Cayman
01-19-2006, 07:46 PM
Such a great take on Dr. Strange!

Cay

Babylon23
01-19-2006, 08:27 PM
This was definitely a lot of fun. Let's hope it leads to an X-Statix revival.

Doom Hammer
01-24-2006, 05:50 PM
Wow, it did NOT take long for this thread to vanish into nothingness.

Come on, people! X-statix is the most brilliant book with an "X" on the cover, and Dead Girl is a great continuation of the tradition. Read it. Love it. Come talk about it. Hope for a revival.

Dizzy D
01-25-2006, 05:57 AM
Very nice, though I think it's a little odd Alicar would be in hell, while the other don't seem to be, but it was nice he adressed that.

Miss America was in hell as well and she was a hero too.

Dr Manolis Dooplove
01-25-2006, 08:30 AM
well, do we know it's Hell, and not just... Limbo? ;)

Arkady Rossovich
01-25-2006, 03:55 PM
It's Hell unless Dr. Strange is wrong -- he explicitly called it hell.

DDM
01-25-2006, 04:46 PM
It's Hell unless Dr. Strange is wrong -- he explicitly called it hell.

There is no singular Hell in the Marvel Universe. However, there are several various demonic or alien dimensions that can be mistaken for Hell. Satannish has his own dimension, Mephisto has his dimension, Hela has her dimension. Get it?

GoGo Yubari
01-27-2006, 02:54 PM
Very nice, though I think it's a little odd Alicar would be in hell, while the other don't seem to be, but it was nice he adressed that.

Well, we don't know where ALL of the X-Statix are, just Tike and Dead Girl right now.

And if this is a hell for the "spoiled," amongst other things, than Alicar definitely deserves a spot.

I thought this was pretty cool, a decent return to form for Milligan. Dr. Strange was great. And I'm still hoping Vivisector shows up, though it seems kind of unlikely at this point.

Dr Manolis Dooplove
01-29-2006, 06:08 AM
never say never ;)

Doom Hammer
01-29-2006, 07:40 AM
I think this is gonna be a very in-jokeish kind of book for comic fans, like GLA was. I can't wait for the next issue. Allred's inks are great, they make Dragotta's pencils a little tighter and a little more...well, like Allred's pencils. :D

Jessica Drew
01-29-2006, 09:16 AM
Lotsa larfs here, and the art was tre cool. I'd never heard of X-Statix before this book (as I missed the entire '90s era), but I'm going to try and find some back issues now, because this was wonderfully silly.

jarrod
01-29-2006, 10:07 AM
So... any Doug Ramsey stuff yet?

Mr. Jip
03-03-2006, 03:03 AM
Lotsa larfs here, and the art was tre cool. I'd never heard of X-Statix before this book (as I missed the entire '90s era), but I'm going to try and find some back issues now, because this was wonderfully silly.


X-Statix is not a 90s product...
It's Post-Millenium.

LOVE STRANGE AND WONG!!!!!!!
Most realistic 21st Century portrayal of an occult master & his Cantonese butler~~!!~!!!!

Oh Em Eff Gee?!??! EDDIE comes back in issue 4!?!??!?!
yAAYAYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA!! there is a God!!!
Hallelujah YHVH Hosannah in the Highest~~!!!