Avatar Contest for the Week of 01.18.06

[Typo Lad]

I won! I won! That hasn't happened since like, April of last year!

Okay, new theme...

The Other Woman (or Man)

For those of us who are or have been in a comitted relationship, we know that no matter how much you love the one you're with, there's always that one person/thing that competes for attention.

Your avatar doesn't have to be *your* other woman, obviously. Any example of such is good.

[Joe Rice]

Finally, I can enter this contest without changing my avatar! Ladies and gentlement, I present to you Joe Rice, once upon a time Jaime's "other man."

[Typo Lad]

Suzannah would be the first person to tell you that my "other woman" is Apple Computers. I spend a lot of time on all my tech, but I go a bit overboard on the Mac thing.

How overboard?

When I sucessfully installed OS X (10.0) on a Grape iMac for the first time, I was so excited that I woke her up.

At 2 AM.

[Dennis K]

Worst contest theme ever? Maybe.

[Typo Lad]

Worst contest theme ever? Maybe.

Ouch.

I actually asked a few people on IM yesterday and they liked the idea.

Tell you what, if four more posters complain, I'll ditch it and go to my backup.

Don't wanna do a sucky contest.

[Dennis K]

Ouch.

I actually asked a few people on IM yesterday and they liked the idea.

Tell you what, if four more posters complain, I'll ditch it and go to my backup.

Don't wanna do a sucky contest.


Don't ditch it no matter how many people complain, you'll still have plenty of participants I'm sure.

[Sentry]

only a bad idea if ya dont have any ideas. its a personal one so can be tricky but thats just a challenge in my mind.

[Winslow]

Lately, the PS2 has been clammoring for my attention . . .

I have to get the Eagles to the Super Bowl . . .

[Donald M.]

only a bad idea if ya dont have any ideas. its a personal one so can be tricky but thats just a challenge in my mind.

Typo said in the original post it doesn't have to be a personal example.

Anyway, I'm in with Former President Bubba's other women.

[Sentry]

im going with GIRLS.

how often do i get caught looking at other girls (and girls bits)?...answer: all the time.

i have been dumped becuase of it. I have never cheated on a girl but do with my eyes every day. Women... you are hot, face it, therefore accept it.

i will be changing the girls every day.

today featured are britney spears, michelle m, martine m, and keeley.

[Phoney Bone]

God suffers the football widow.

[thehod]

Probably not going to win with this one, but its the one big things that competes with Mrs Hod for my attention.

Football Management games

I swear I've lost whole weekends to these things.

[Sentry]

Probably not going to win with this one, but its the one big things that competes with Mrs Hod for my attention.

Football Management games

I swear I've lost whole weekends to these things.

Ha i was gonna go with champ man, you have my vote already

i onced dated a gal who lived in sinapore, she came over for 2 weeks and the 99/01 version had just come out, i dont think i even saw her.

When we went to bed, i would sneak back up and play till 6 or 7 in the morning. LONG LIVE CHAMP MAN

[Spackling Compound]

I'm in with the most seductive and tempting, day killing, office time syphoning, mind blowing, mistress of all...

IT'S YOU CBR!!!!

[dougputhoff]

I don't think it's a sucky subject.

DIBS ON YOKO ONO!

I have to go to work. I'll find a pic later.

[StoneGold]

I give you "Lefty."


http://www.graemeastrid.com/images/left_hand_scan_palm.jpg


Shrink?

[Dreadstar]

Hell, I don't even have "a" woman, let alone an "other" right now.

[thehod]

I give you "Lefty."

Shrink?

Is that some sort of sick joke? :)

[dougputhoff]

Shrink?

You definitely need one!

ROTFLMAO

[ocelotrevs]

thehod may be in danger
Probably not going to win with this one, but its the one big things that competes with Mrs Hod for my attention.

Football Management games

I swear I've lost whole weekends to these things.

You know, that's been called up in alot of divorce hearings.

[dougputhoff]

Screw work!

Somebody give me a shrink, please!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2QAxa0OesY4ZeM:vikingphoenix.com/public/gchof/yoko_johnsm.jpg

[JerrBear81]

Dibs on Mick Jagger, supposedly David Bowie's other man :D http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bowie.htm

[ocelotrevs]

dougputhoff goes from one to another
Screw work!

Somebody give me a shrink, please!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2QAxa0OesY4ZeM:vikingphoenix.com/public/gchof/yoko_johnsm.jpg

As if by magic

[dougputhoff]

Thanks.

Ladies and gents. She not only broke up a Beatle's marriage, she broke up the Beatles.

YOKO ONO!

[thehod]

You know, that's been called up in alot of divorce hearings.

Nah, Mrs Hod wouldn't divorce me.

She'd kill me before that.

[Spackling Compound]

Thanks.

Ladies and gents. She not only broke up a Beatle's marriage, she broke up the Beatles.

YOKO ONO!
The Beatles break up? Meh. But if the breakup precipitated into becoming this...

http://lacortedelreydelpop.com/clip163.jpg


CURSES YOKO!

[Michael P]

Dibs on Cheryl Blossom.

[StoneGold]

Every man's other woman...

[Forefinger]

Nevermind.......

[Sentry]

are you left handed then , or do you like to go for that 'stranger feel'.???

[Spackling Compound]

are you left handed then , or do you like to go for that 'stranger feel'.???
Actually, that's my hand he's showing there...sorry for the confusion.
My left hand just ain't right.

[MacQuarrie]

The thing that steals my day away from family, work, and a variety of other endeavors is the internet, here symbolized by the Firefox logo. I would have picked CBR, but some weasel beat me to it. But I waste time at other sites as well, so I'll take the whole net.

[Sentry]

Actually, that's my hand he's showing there...sorry for the confusion.
My left hand just ain't right.

well, whose left hand is right? ...none is the answer.

Any one ever done a 'stranger' (using your weak hand to give the impression that you are with someone) or is that just me. :o

[Huh?]

well, whose left hand is right? ...none is the answer.

Any one ever done a 'stranger' (using your weak hand to give the impression that you are with someone) or is that just me. :oWhat about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then giving it a try? - it's weird, you can't feel anything in your hand, but you can feel stuff other places.

[Spackling Compound]

The thing that steals my day away from family, work, and a variety of other endeavors is the internet, here symbolized by the Firefox logo. I would have picked CBR, but some weasel beat me to it. But I waste time at other sites as well, so I'll take the whole net.
Hehe..you beat me with Baker's Superbaby! Cripes, that's two weeks in a row we've thought alike.

[Cei-U!]

I chose this happy domestic image of Mellisa Etheridge and Julie Cypher as a reminder that sometimes the other man is a woman.

Cei-U!
I summon the equal time!

[StoneGold]

What about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then giving it a try? - it's weird, you can't feel anything in your hand, but you can feel stuff other places.
I'd think I'd be too distracted by the blood rushing back into the hand to maintain any kind of erection.

[Huh?]

Don't know if anyone has picked it, but I want to use "comic books." My girlfriend cannot stand the amount of time I spend with them, organizing, reading, selling, buying, reviewing etc. Not to mention, all the boxes are taking over the apartment.

[Huh?]

I'd think I'd be too distracted by the blood rushing back into the hand to maintain any kind of erection.That's what you'd think...

[Spackling Compound]

well, whose left hand is right? ...none is the answer.


Ok..country song..

Sitting here on top of my hand
It's asleep now and I'm feelin' like a man
I take it and put it down there
Can't feel my fingers but know there's hair

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right

[Typo Lad]

Don't know if anyone has picked it, but I want to use "comic books." My girlfriend cannot stand the amount of time I spend with them, organizing, reading, selling, buying, reviewing etc. Not to mention, all the boxes are taking over the apartment.

Good one! It's alll yours.

[Sentry]

Ok..country song..

Sitting here on top of my hand
It's asleep now and I'm feelin' like a man
I take it and put it down there
Can't feel my fingers but know there's hair

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right

who did this? im a bit of a country fan ( strange being british and all) particually a johnny cash fan.

[Spackling Compound]

who did this? im a bit of a country fan ( strange being british and all) particually a johnny cash fan.

I made it up. Feel free to add a verse.
I was thinking more of a Hank Williams Jr feel to it.

[Tridge]

You knew someone would pick this.

[Typo Lad]

You knew someone would pick this.

"This" being..?

[Sentry]

Sitting here on top of my hand
It's asleep now and I'm feelin' like a man
I take it and put it down there
Can't feel my fingers but know there's hair

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right

I blow out my lamp, relax in the black,
fondle my c*ck and my sack,
fells so good, like its not my paw,
in my states in the U.S this is against the law.

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

My favorite "other woman" from the early years of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN:

MARY JANE WATSON

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/images/mary_jane/first_appears.jpg

[Spackling Compound]

"This" being..?
Awwwwwwwwwww...damn, how obvious.."THIS"!

Actually, I have no idea.

However, what about Ray Parker Jr's big hit from 82!...
Anyone? Any..one..
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/amg_covers/200/drc600/c658/c65827ewpvu.jpg

[StoneGold]

My favorite "other woman" from the early years of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN:
[b]
MARY JANE WATSON

Aw, but you got the aspect ratio wrong in the avatar, her head's all squished up.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Aw, but you got the aspect ratio wrong in the avatar, her head's all squished up.


I like my chicks with long pointy heads. Sue me.

[Huh?]

This isn't my collection, but it is indicative of the problem most of us face, and the reason a lot of our significant others pull their hair out. I give you: The Comic Collection - man's best friend.

http://www.the-master-list.com/images/comic-long-boxes.jpg

[Spackling Compound]

Sitting here on top of my hand
It's asleep now and I'm feelin' like a man
I take it and put it down there
Can't feel my fingers but know there's hair

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right

I blow out my lamp, relax in the black,
fondle my c*ck and my sack,
fells so good, like its not my paw,
in my states in the U.S this is against the law.

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Add slide guitar and we've got a hit!

Aw, heck another verse...

At the red light, its nice and calm
Time to close my eyes and ease my palm
I'm proud to be autoerotic in the USA
Cuz if I was a Brit, my palm would have to be gay

Chorus:
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right
Sometimes it bothers me in the middle of the night
Sometimes it wanders and sometimes it fights
Sometimes my left hand just ain't right

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

This isn't my collection, but it is indicative of the problem most of us face, and the reason a lot of our significant others pull their hair out. I give you: The Comic Collection - man's best friend.

http://www.the-master-list.com/images/comic-long-boxes.jpg

I have to forward this pic to my wife, who complains about my twenty boxes (and after I've sold about 10 long boxes this year, too!)

[MacQuarrie]

This isn't my collection, but it is indicative of the problem most of us face, and the reason a lot of our significant others pull their hair out. I give you: The Comic Collection - man's best friend.
That's nothing. I've seen Scott Shaw!'s garage.

Imagine about eight more rows like that....

[Typo Lad]

Imagine about eight more rows like that....

You can be Quantum, 'cause I seem to be Woody.

[Spackling Compound]

That's nothing. I've seen Scott Shaw!'s garage.

Imagine about eight more rows like that....
Box envy...

[K'Nort]

I was living with, and engaged to, someone when first person shooters got really fancy in the mid-90s. He was a night person to boot and would stay up all night every night on those things. Periodically I would get tired of this and go upstairs and suggest he come down to bed. Always declined. Finally I decided to believe the articles that said men can be dense about such things and put it straight one night -- "Are you saying you'd rather keep playing that game than have sex?" Without even looking up from the screen, "Yes."

[Sentry]

http://www.the-master-list.com/images/comic-long-boxes.jpg

that brought a tear to my eye, i have only been collecting about 5 years...one day , one day.

[Typo Lad]

"Are you saying you'd rather keep playing that game than have sex?" Without even looking up from the screen, "Yes."

...

I hope you pulled the plug on the PC and pitched him out on his arse.

[StoneGold]

I was living with, and engaged to, someone when first person shooters got really fancy in the mid-90s. He was a night person to boot and would stay up all night every night on those things. Periodically I would get tired of this and go upstairs and suggest he come down to bed. Always declined. Finally I decided to believe the articles that said men can be dense about such things and put it straight one night -- "Are you saying you'd rather keep playing that game than have sex?" Without even looking up from the screen, "Yes."
You should have put a targeting reticle over your...


But I've said too much.

[Spackling Compound]

...

I hope you pulled the plug on the PC and pitched him out on his arse.

Are you kidding? How many times have you been able to level up in sex? Or use cheat codes to gain Godmode power in sex?

Any answer you have will be a lie!!!

[Donald M.]

I like my chicks with long pointy heads. Sue me.

You like women with phallic heads? Are you sure you aren't just in denial?

[Sentry]

Are you kidding? How many times have you been able to level up in sex? Or use cheat codes to gain Godmode power in sex?

Any answer you have will be a lie!!!

i once managed to 'unlock all doors' during sex, but that was with a long term gilrfriend and she was a little pissed off.

[Huh?]

that brought a tear to my eye, i have only been collecting about 5 years...one day , one day.I don't have nearly as many as that (Only about 30 short boxes), but I will say that once you get into the double digits with any size box, whoever you live with will start to complain. So it's a benefit and a detriment all at once - YAY!

[Donald M.]

Are you kidding? How many times have you been able to level up in sex? Or use cheat codes to gain Godmode power in sex?

Any answer you have will be a lie!!!

Including no?

[YoursTruly]

I give you... Brad, Angelina and Jennifer.

http://www.netzeitung.de/img/0095/150895.jpg

[wader0069]

I give you... Brad, Angelina and Jennifer.

http://www.netzeitung.de/img/0095/150895.jpg

DAMN YOU!!! UGHHHH..I was so thinking that....oh well scratch and start over.... :(

[Tridge]

"This" being..?
"this" is my Blizzard Sorc on Diablo II: LoD USEast Hardcore Ladder.
The very game that I have/do/will continue to play, to the exclusion of such silly concepts as "outside", "shower", "job" or "girls".
My last "girl friend" (or two, I forget. they were n00bz anyhow.) or whatever, absolutely hated the game. .. ...n00b :rolleyes:

[Slam_Bradley]

"this" is my Blizzard Sorc on Diablo II: LoD USEast Hardcore Ladder.



Can someone translate this in to English?

[K'Nort]

Are you kidding? How many times have you been able to level up in sex? Or use cheat codes to gain Godmode power in sex?

Any answer you have will be a lie!!!

He did always play in God mode. Which just seemed wrong to me. Should that have been a sign?


I just remembered a game that caused all kinds of relationship problems with people I knew. Due to excessive play. Someone could still call it.

[Tridge]

Can someone translate this in to English?

Blizzard Sorc:
of the Character Class Sorceress, specializing in long range magical type attacks. This particular sorceress has invested most of her "skill points" into the spell Blizzard, and its Synergy skills (adding damage to the Blizzard skill with additional skill points spent into "synergy skills" such as Ice Blast or Glacial Spike) to optimize damage at the cost of versatility. Most specifically designed to "farm" (kill and re-kill, for items) "Act Bosses" (the "Bosses" of the game) such as Andariel, Duriel, Mephisto (most commonly), Diablo, and Baal.
Diablo II is an action rpg released by Blizzard Entertainment in june of 2000, and LoD is its Expansion pack, Lord of Destruction. It is enjoyed the world over as a single player game, and even moreso as a massively multiplayer online game via the Battle.Net servers.

USEast refers to a Battle.Net "Gateway" or "Realm" wherein multiplayer gaming can be organized. Characters that are played on a "Realm" are not stored locally, on the user HD, but on the massive Battle.Net servers (so the files cannot be easily accessed by malicious users/cheaters).
Each Battle.Net realm (USEast, USWest, Europe, Asia) are home to approximately 20-50,000 Diablo II and LoD players logged on at any given time, not counting Accounts created for Starcraft or Broodwar.

Hardcore refers to a nonstandard game setting wherein if the Player Character is killed for any reason, it cannot be played again.

Ladder refers to a section of the server dedicated to competitive "Ladder" play, ranking characters based upon the Character Level (1-99). The overall Ladder contains 1,000 spots to recognize the highest leveled overall players, with a Sub-Ladder for each individual Character Class (Amazon, Barbarian, Assassin, Druid, Paladin, Necromancer, Sorceress).

I'm ub3r l33t at this game.

oh and TPPK is an acronysm that stands for
Town Portal Player Killer, where via a client-side 3rd party program (usually) or (rarely) pure timing skill, a player can cast a Town Portal and quickly Hostile and Kill thier supposed "teammates" (note that Town Portals normally disappear once Hostility has been engaged by a player.). This tactic, while it is viewed as dishonorable, is commonplace on the Hardcore Servers, especially at High Levels (70-90+).
Townkilling is also possible, but requires multiple and specific persons/items/town map to accomplish and is therefore much less common.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

You like women with phallic heads? Are you sure you aren't just in denial?

Pretty sure. I mean, my feet are still dry.

[wader0069]

ok Ladies and Gents, I give you the other man!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/Wader0069/AnneColey.jpg

The one who broke up the powerhouse lesbian couple Anne Heche, and Ellen DeGeneres.

His name Coleman Lafoon......I know funny right??

[Slam_Bradley]

Blizzard Sorc:

<snip>




Hmmmm....still seems like a foreign language to me.

Thanks for the try though.

[Dreadstar]

Hmmmm....still seems like a foreign language to me.

Thanks for the try though.


He plays an online game called Diablo II, with its expansion set, Lord of Destruction. It's a semi role-playing kind of game, built out of a dungeons and dragons kind of fantasy milieu. He plays a sorceress that specializes in cold spells, and using a spell called blizzard it's the second easiest wway to inflict the most damage quickest. He plays "hardcore" which means if he dies, he starts from scratch with no save. He play "ladder" which means he like seeing how well he stacks up in standings with the other players. Most folk who do this like seeing their name in near the top of the lists.

I'm ub3r l33t at this game.

Translation: He's good at it.

I quit playing DII:LOD after I took my second character through Hell level Baal in hardcore (the top boss, in the hardest level). This coincided with the release of City of Heroes.

I bet I could have financed a couple three months of my mortgage with all the gold-named and green set loot that I let just expire and get erased from the system.

[Slam_Bradley]

He plays an online game called Diablo II, with its expansion set, Lord of Destruction. It's a semi role-playing kind of game, built out of a dungeons and dragons kind of fantasy milieu. He plays a sorceress that specializes in cold spells, and using a spell called blizzard it's the second easiest wway to inflict the most damage quickest. He plays "hardcore" which means if he dies, he starts from scratch with no save. He play "ladder" which means he like seeing how well he stacks up in standings with the other players. Most folk who do this like seeing their name in near the top of the lists.



Translation: He's good at it.



I knew you were good for something.

I've always wanted to learn a foreign language.

Do you speak any others?

[StoneGold]

Think of Diablo as a slightly more technical version of Gauntlet. Remember Gauntlet?

"You shot the food."

[Dennis K]

I'm not really sure if it fits, but what the hell. I have to write a 8-10,000 word essay on Dashiell Hammett for an honors 20th century literature class this semester. It looks like he and I will be spending lots and lots of time together.

[Slam_Bradley]

I'm not really sure if it fits, but what the hell. I have to write a 8-10,000 word essay on Dashiell Hammett for an honors 20th century literature class this semester. It looks like he and I will be spending lots and lots of time together.


I believe that is the same avatar I used when I won the "Noir" avatar contest.

[Lubichev]

Think of Diablo as a slightly more technical version of Gauntlet. Remember Gauntlet?

"You shot the food."
GAUNTLET!!

"Warrior is about to die!"

I've got the original game downloaded onto my X360 Hard Drive. One of three video games I played back in Russia (we also had Mappy and Burger Time.) Boy, that takes me back. Talk about a coin popper. When I was a kid, we could never afford to get past level 2.

[SteelTownr]

The other woman in my life is The Man.

Mark B.

[Dennis K]

I believe that is the same avatar I used when I won the "Noir" avatar contest.


I thought it looked familiar when I came across the picture on the Vintage Crime/Black Lizard website.

[Dennis K]

The other woman in my life is The Man.

Mark B.


Will the next dachshund you own be named Big Ben?

[SteelTownr]

Will the next dachshund you own be named Big Ben?

That's a Definite Possibility.

Hopefully, Puppy sticks around for a long time though.

Mark B.

[StoneGold]

GAUNTLET!!

"Warrior is about to die!"

I've got the original game downloaded onto my X360 Hard Drive. One of three video games I played back in Russia (we also had Mappy and Burger Time.) Boy, that takes me back. Talk about a coin popper. When I was a kid, we could never afford to get past level 2.
Funny thing is, they've come out with versions of Gauntlet since then, and they're basically dumbed down, action heavy versions of Diablo.

[Huh?]

I believe that is the same avatar I used when I won the "Noir" avatar contest.[shameless plug]The proof is on the Hall of Fame site (see link at the bottom of my sig)[/shameless plug]

[HomerJay]

Will the next dachshund you own be named Big Ben?
I thought about making a Jerome Bettis fumble joke here, but nothing was sounding good enough and it's not like they lost the game anyway...

[K'Nort]

We used to play the hell out of Gauntlet. That was also one of the first games (in our town at least) where you could add quarters to keep going. The change machine was at the other end of the hall so that made for some interesting races.

My brother was a very hardcore Diablo II player for many years. I think he was even a moderator on the boards. Finally switched to WOW though.

[StoneGold]

We used to play the hell out of Gauntlet. That was also one of the first games (in our town at least) where you could add quarters to keep going. The change machine was at the other end of the hall so that made for some interesting races.


On of the first games where you could do that period, IIRC.

[Dennis K]

I find Donald M. and Sentry's avatars to be nearly hypnotic when viewed together.

[Night]

He did always play in God mode. Which just seemed wrong to me. Should that have been a sign?


I just remembered a game that caused all kinds of relationship problems with people I knew. Due to excessive play. Someone could still call it. Yep, pretty much Doomed from the start......... ok someone had to say it.

[Night]

A big problem with having a secret identity is BEING the other guy.

[Paradox]

This 1987 cautionary tale just shows that if you play, you might have to pay. And as hard as it is on a marriage, it seems to be even harder on the household pets. ;)

Glenn Close goes from sexy (well, for her, anyway) to sinister in "Fatal Attraction"!

Hmm..I may tweak the timing on that when I get home to better software...

[SteelTownr]

I thought about making a Jerome Bettis fumble joke here, but nothing was sounding good enough and it's not like they lost the game anyway...

I really couldn't fault the Bus for that Fumble. What can you do when the guy puts his hat on the ball like that?

At the rate that Bettis is going with fumbles, he got the last one of his career out of the way in good time.

Mark B.

[Ta2grrl]

My other armour...

The weekend warrior me...

And yes...it smells as good as it looks...

Shrink please...??

Cheers,

Erin

[leigh_ann1982]

It's not a vibrator, it's a personal massager. Yeah.

[Paradox]

Ta2grrl stands between the pipes:

My other armour...

The weekend warrior me...

And yes...it smells as good as it looks...

**scowls**

Dammit, I want MY goaltending equipment back. I sold it years ago in a financial pinch and have been regretting it ever since. :mad:

[Ta2grrl]

**scowls**

Dammit, I want MY goaltending equipment back. I sold it years ago in a financial pinch and have been regretting it ever since. :mad:

Well I have two sets...you could take my other one...I'm wearing it in this photo...

:o

XXX

[Paradox]

If you're serious, I'll have to think about it and get back to you. Not exactly all that financially solvent at the moment, either.

Or are you just tormenting me more with your ability to have ice time? :mad:

[Ta2grrl]

If you're serious, I'll have to think about it and get back to you. Not exactly all that financially solvent at the moment, either.

Or are you just tormenting me more with your ability to have ice time? :mad:

I play over 7 times a week...I'm currently on 3 teams and have no social life...

I'm not teasing you...I'm actually complaining...

:o

XXX

[thehod]

Think of Diablo as a slightly more technical version of Gauntlet. Remember Gauntlet?

"You shot the food."

Best. Game. Ever.

[Sentry]

ok here are todays distractions....

lucy pinder, ashley simpson, carla gugino and shania twain.

enjoy

[Sanagi]

Best. Game. Ever.
Except that it never ended. That annoyed me.

[leigh_ann1982]

ok here are todays distractions....

lucy pinder, ashley simpson, carla gugino and shania twain.

enjoy

Slow your animation down, you're giving me seizures!

(And there's not nearly enough time to ogle all that fine cleavage!)

[Sentry]

Slow your animation down, you're giving me seizures!

(And there's not nearly enough time to ogle all that fine cleavage!)

thats the idea, girls everwhere, but for you i will slow it down for a bit.

[Dom]

The cruel mistress in my life.

John Madden and his infernal video games.

DAMN YOU MADDEN!!!

DAMN YOU!!!!!

(Can I get a shrink, shrink?)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/John-madden.jpg

[Huh?]

The cruel mistress in my life.

John Madden and his infernal video games.

DAMN YOU MADDEN!!!

DAMN YOU!!!!!

(Can I get a shrink, shrink?)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/John-madden.jpgBOOM!!!!!...
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4817/johnmadden4yh.jpg

[dougputhoff]

BOOM!!!!!...
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4817/johnmadden4yh.jpg

Not as funny as "Lefty," but I still enjoyed it.

[Mike Smith]

Ah fair tempest, beauty is thine name. Drench me with green.

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9171/money8wl.gif

Mmmmm, capitalism.

[StarsAndGarters]

What kind of X-Fan would I be if I didn't enter with Emma Frost?

[Sentry]

todays ladies are...

kelly brook, christina a, cheryl tweedy and eliza cuthbert. oh yeah.

[Greg Hatcher]

Well, someone already got comics and CBR, which leaves me with prose books. Those are my big three and really just-plain-books outdoes the other two anyway, probably in time and unquestionably in terms of money; so that should be the one I use.

This is as close to a shot of what our front room looks like as I could find.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d15/GregHatcher/bookstore.jpg

[Michael P]

And at long last, I have the time to make my entry: Cheryl Blossom, who managed to be the other woman in a relationship that already included two (and both of them very territorial at that)! Why is it always the redheads...

[Spackling Compound]

I'm voting Huh? for the comic book monoliths.
I used to be there man....hard habit to break. Hard...

[Typo Lad]

Yeah, Huh? gets my vote too.

[Huh?]

I vote for thehod. Football Manager 2006 is addictive as hell, and my girlfriend doesn't like how much I play it.

[thehod]

Its going to have to be spack's CBR.

You do realise that you lot are dragging me away from my woman?

[Paradox]

I'm going to have to go with Sentry this week.

1. It took a lot of effort
2. It's wimmins! :D
3. He tried to give leighann epilepsy. :evilsmile

[Lubichev]

Cast a vote for Huh?

[Winslow]

Spackling Compound's CBR.

[Donald M.]

'Nother vote here for Spack and CBR.

[Slam_Bradley]

Spack, even though it was the obvious choice.

[dougputhoff]

I have to vote for Donald M. and Clinton's bimbos. None of the CBR moonbats will probably vote for him, so he needs all the help he can get.

[Donald M.]

I have to vote for Donald M. and Clinton's bimbos. None of the CBR moonbats will probably vote for him, so he needs all the help he can get.

Wow, thanks!

Uh . . . I think.

[HomerJay]

My vote goes to Sentry, but not just for the obvious T&A factor. The simple fact that he has been changing it every single day is impressive.

[Sentry]

yeah, my vote goes to thehod, as it not only ruined some one my relationships but almost my existence.

[Michael P]

I'm going to vote for Dr. Hassenpfeffer this week. Can't beat Romita's MJ.

[twilight]

Sentry gets my patented vote of the week.

[MacQuarrie]

No denying it. I have to vote for Spack, seeing as how he snagged my entry. CBR has been about 70% of my online history for the last 8 years or so.

God, I'm pathetic.

[Dennis K]

Loyalty should be rewarded; I'm voting Steeltownr and his Big Ben avatar.

[YoursTruly]

My vote is for Stonegold. That lefty guy sure gets around. ;) (Don't let righty fool ya... he's usually adjusting the volume, flipping the page, etc.)

[Nate C.]

Spack and CBR.

It's the first thing I thought of. (ask my wife, she'll tell you.)

[dougputhoff]

I knew you moonbats wouldn't vote for Clinton's bimbos.

[Night]

God suffers the football widow.My vote has to goto Phoney Bone. My last church once prempted communion so that everyone could watch a Superbowl game. Yes, the Janet Jackson one. A couple of us jokingly threatened to leave clothes all over the parking lot a' la "Left Behind". They've made schedule arangments that will keep it from happining again.

[K'Nort]

Night and SnG get most thematic, but I have to vote for Dox for the choice I most wished I'd thought of myself.

[JerrBear81]

Stonegold gets mah vote.

[Mike Smith]

I have to go with MacQuarrie Firefox theme. All evil timewastes come through the browser.

[StarsAndGarters]

I vote for Huh?. I'm in such envy right now.

[Paradox]

Sentry! You never gave us this last lineup! I recognize Lohan and Zeta-Jones, but who are the other two?

[SteelTownr]

I'm going for Phoneybone.

My Wife accepts my demon and welcomes me back every year.

Fortunately, a little later this year.

Thanks for the vote, Dennis K. My Wife isn't the jealous type, but Ben has her rightfully scared.

Mark B.

[Sentry]

Sentry! You never gave us this last lineup! I recognize Lohan and Zeta-Jones, but who are the other two?


audrey tatou, lid lohan, alicia silverstone and zeta jones.

i met zeta jones when she was filming a t.v show called ' the darlin' buds of may', i was about 10 at the time but just remember her being stunning. She was really nice and showed me round her trailer.

when she was in darlin buds ...


http://www.p2ptv.co.uk/images/donkey/darlingbudsofmay.jpg

[Typo Lad]

Can someone who is able to count to twenty one without taking his pants off tally up the votes?

Thanks.

[Sentry]

not the final call (edit: or is it?),,,, but as it stands..

huh? 4
the hod 2
spack 6
sentry 3
donald m 1
dr.hassenpfeffer 1
steeltownr 1
stonegold 2
phoney bone 2
dox 1
macquire 1

looks like spack has it unless there are a couple of votes in the next few mins for huh?.

start thinking of a subject spack.

[thehod]

showed me round her trailer.

Wouldn't say no to that.

[Sentry]

Looks like Spack has it then with 6 votes and this damn thing called CBR.




n.b. oh yeah and it was an extremly nice trailer, very roomy.

[Dennis K]

My Wife isn't the jealous type, but Ben has her rightfully scared.

Mark B.


Have you thought about getting her a #7 jersey to wear to bed? I'm guessing it could have the same effect as a Victoria's Secret teddy has on other men, and it would give an all-new meaning to: sacking the QB, the quarterback must go down and must go down hard, the hail Mary, but hopefully not the incomplete pass or false start. :)

[Typo Lad]

Looks like Spack has it then with 6 votes and this damn thing called CBR.




n.b. oh yeah and it was an extremly nice trailer, very roomy.

Can someone tell him so he can start a new contest?

[Spackling Compound]

Sorry Folks...contest to follow!

Had a little episode this AM..sorry!

[Spackling Compound]

Posted! It's up now...

[Spackling Compound]

Roadside Diners!
I was on the road and got inspired by the sites of the eateries off the interstate.
I bring you..WAFFLE HOUSE!
What has 6 breasts and 2 teeth? The night staff at Waffle House

Southerners, do not include possum or armadillos! Roadkill ain't dining (it's FINE dining!)